I don't want equality. (1842 hits)
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Submitted by Lisa (View user info) at 2006-11-07 01:21:19 EST
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95296
I am a woman. I have long hair, breasts, underwear in five shades of pink, four Britney Spears albums, and mood swings that amplify every five weeks. I shave my legs, I wear mascara, I smell like raspberry shampoo, I multi-task, I like babies, I eat chocolate when I'm pissed off, I eat babies when I'm really pissed off. Are those the things that make me female? No, but in the United States of America, on November 07, 2006, those things make me a woman.
I don't have to buy into this social construction "woman." If I wanted, I could donate all my clothes to Goodwill, go to J. Crew and get some polo shirts and khakis, shave my head, grow a bush, drink beer while I play videogames, and buy new socks when I don't want to do laundry. But I like my womanliness. I want to be different from men. I don't want to be equal.
Of course, I want fairness. I don't want to have to take hormonal contraceptives that make me nauseous, fat, and bitchy because popping a pill once a day is more in vogue than wearing a rubber, and sex just doesn't feel good with a condom, and sorry ladies, but they don't make The Pill for men. I don't want to make less money than a male peer because he has wife and kids, or maybe he will someday. I don't want to be denied the option of requesting child support if I find myself six months pregnant with the baby of someone who made a poor choice with me. I want fair opportunities.
But if a bunch of senile old white men get together and decide to reinstate the draft, they better leave me the fuck out of it. Doorless stalls? I don't think so. And God knows that in 2001, I wouldn't have lasted fifteen seconds on a basketball court vs. the St. Vincent - St. Mary boys' Varsity team.
I am fundamentally different from members of the opposite sex in anatomical, chemical, and emotional ways. I want to preserve and relish these differences. I want yang for my yin. I want to be loved and fucked by someone hornier, hairier, sweatier, and slightly more emotionally stable than me. In return I offer my softness, my irrational oversensitivity, and a round, succulent ass. That's not equal, but it's fair.
User Reviews
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:58:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i appreciate this post
it also confirms that so long as there are no actual equals in this world, there will never be equality, only individuality
now who's up for some global individuality
equal rights is bullshit
people shouldnt be treated in unfair ways because of race, gender, sexuality, or anything
its not equal rights that we need, we simply need a lack of discrimination.
people cannot be blamed for who they are. they can only be blamed for what they do.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:42:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Make me a sandwich.
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:31:29 EST (#)
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nother +2 cause i still love you.
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:26:44 EST (#)
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every rating i've given you was a +2.
sorry i'm not perfect like you.
i still love you.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-11-10 09:56:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Bravo. Now get a beer, bitch.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-09 00:49:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:12:17 (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-11-08 02:04:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't forget the housework and the cooking! <3
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Please be female. Then we can all make horrid puns about your box.
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HAHAHA
I <3 ANANSIE
Submitted by griffsrgr8 (user info) at 2006-11-09 00:32:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You say everything I wish I could.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:00:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice general attitude.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-08 21:39:51 EST (#)
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i'll buy this
Submitted by hoooot (user info) at 2006-11-08 19:35:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Totally agree...equality of mind and opportunity. That's all. I still want guys to go to war and move my furniture.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-08 13:54:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll admit...I was handsome as bloody hell 25 years ago but back then, you would have had to wait in line.
But I have money, worldly knowledge and Viagra now, toots! Hop aboard!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-08 13:49:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-07 20:14:28 (#)
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Well, if you made out with those two fairies, you'll be hopping on Shlongy's like he's flypaper when we meet.
Sure, Gramps. Let me know when the time machine finally gets delivered to your house so you can meet me twenty-five years ago.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:12:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-11-08 02:04:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't forget the housework and the cooking! <3
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Please be female. Then we can all make horrid puns about your box.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-11-08 09:22:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"I want to be loved and fucked by someone hornier, hairier, sweatier, and slightly more emotionally stable than me."
Boy, are YOU in the right place. Except, sometimes, for that last one.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-11-08 08:32:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-11-08 02:04:08 EST (#)
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Don't forget the housework and the cooking! <3
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2006-11-07 23:57:30 EST (#)
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i think his name is habeeb. i could be wrong though.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-11-07 23:56:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-07 23:17:22 (#)
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ID LIKE TO KNOW THE NAME OF BARTS BOYFRIEND STAT
bim
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-07 23:17:22 EST (#)
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ID LIKE TO KNOW THE NAME OF BARTS BOYFRIEND STAT
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-07 23:05:49 EST (#)
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"I've told him everything he should know about anything."
That, right there, is perfect.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-07 22:52:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh dear
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2006-11-07 22:44:05 EST (#)
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Breaking someone's trust by publicly using what was told in confidentiality or whatever circumstances is fucking bullshit. You not only offended this poster but 3 other people, Bart, Andy and his girlfriend. Send an email next time.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-11-07 22:39:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, yeah, etc. I'm taking what YOU told ME, specifically, a long time ago. Guys do lie, but trying to act like you don't understand why women are a more notorious stereotype for deception is just ignorant.
That being said, this shit was literally years ago, and I doubt it has any bearing on anyone now, which is the only reason I brought it up.
Submitted by laika (user info) at 2006-11-07 22:03:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I just dont see the point of this post. It can be summed up in one sentence- "There are various things I like about men and women having distinct identities."
Great. But who cares? I dont know anyone who thinks that men and women should be alike in every way.
The social issues you mention like child support and the draft are just comments. You dont support your position in any way. So if you arent trying to influence anyone, then what about artistic value? Nope. Pretty boring list and nothing insightful.
Im only bothering to write this review because you seem like the type of person who is capable of putting some thought into this issue, and Im a little disappointed that you didnt.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-07 20:14:28 EST (#)
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Well, if you made out with those two fairies, you'll be hopping on Shlongy's like he's flypaper when we meet.
From boys to men...you won't regret it. As long as you don't tip the scales at an ounce over 115.
OK, 120.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-07 19:34:42 EST (#)
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I still laugh like a retard every time I read that. It never gets old.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-07 19:03:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-07 18:28:41 (#)
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Kenneth:
What you think you know is untrue. First of all, I've never cheated on anyone, I've never so much as kissed another guy while I was dating someone else. I'm proud of that. Secondly, Bart is not single, and I respect other people's romantic relationships. Thirdly, Andrew is my best friend. I don't think this is something you can understand. Whatever you say here can't create a lack of trust because he knows that I've told him everything he should know about anything.
You've taken jumbled bits of old gossip and strung them together into an inaccurate, inflammatory story. It doesn't phase me much, and I doubt it will phase Andrew, Bart, or Bart's girlfriend, because there is one very large difference that separates all of us from you: we're adults.
WOW, YOU FUCKED HIM TOO??
LETS SEE, GARY, DONKEY, AND NOW HIM.
WOW, YOU ARE A WHORE IN THE LITERAL SENSE.
EVER FUCK ANYONE YOU DIDN'T MEET ON THE INTERNET??
NO WONDER GUYS DON'T CALL YOU BACK
ALL DUDES FROM UBER SHOULD GO TO VEGAS I'M SURE SHE WILL FUCK AT LEAST HALF OF YOU, ALTHOUGH I DON'T THINK SHE'S VERY GOOD SINCE THEY NEVER COME BACK FOR SECONDS AND HIT ON OTHER CHICKS THE VERY NEXT DAY RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER!
YIKES, TRUTH IS BRUTAL
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-07 18:28:41 EST (#)
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Kenneth:
What you think you know is untrue. First of all, I've never cheated on anyone, I've never so much as kissed another guy while I was dating someone else. I'm proud of that. Secondly, Bart is not single, and I respect other people's romantic relationships. Thirdly, Andrew is my best friend. I don't think this is something you can understand. Whatever you say here can't create a lack of trust because he knows that I've told him everything he should know about anything.
You've taken jumbled bits of old gossip and strung them together into an inaccurate, inflammatory story. It doesn't phase me much, and I doubt it will phase Andrew, Bart, or Bart's girlfriend, because there is one very large difference that separates all of us from you: we're adults.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-07 18:01:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:53:05 (#)
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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:03:14 (#)
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I just need to point out that no, you don't tell the truth. You were seeing Andy and yet making out with Bart at the same time, all the while saying, "I'm so confused, I'm so confused." We can call it all part of the game, but if you don't tell someone something they deserve to know, it's a lie of omission. """
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
top drawer drama!
elaborate people....elaborate!
<gets big shit stirring stick ready>
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HAHHAHAHAHA
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-07 17:21:24 EST (#)
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"If I wanted, I could... ...grow a bush."
me too
Submitted by rennfahrer (user info) at 2006-11-07 17:19:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually what you're saying is you want all of the good things that men get without any of the bad things. And by the way you want to get rid of all that negative stuff that's associated with women wherever possible too.
Equal rights without equal responsibility. You are awful.
" I don't want to make less money than a male peer because he has wife and kids, or maybe he will someday. I don't want to be denied the option of requesting child support if I find myself six months pregnant with the baby of someone who made a poor choice with me. I want fair opportunities.
But if a bunch of senile old white men get together and decide to reinstate the draft, they better leave me the fuck out of it. Doorless stalls? I don't think so. And God knows that in 2001, I wouldn't have lasted fifteen seconds on a basketball court vs. the St. Vincent - St. Mary boys' Varsity team. "
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-11-07 16:28:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-11-07 01:59:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
"And God knows that in 2001, I wouldn't have lasted fifteen seconds on a basketball court vs. the St. Vincent - St. Mary boys' Varsity team."
There are going to be a lot of people scratching their heads at this.
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Yes, very obscure reference. I loved it, being from NE Ohio and all, but still.
ALSO, as long as you mean equal pay for equal work, then I'm down.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-11-07 16:24:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hmmm I'll do all the killin and what not for soft skin and bootay? FUCK YEAH!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-07 16:05:39 EST (#)
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EVERYONE ALWAYS TELLS THE TRUTH WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!
Submitted by Shaydlip (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:56:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:29:38 (#)
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This shit is very old, and probably not relevent to anything. I just used it to illustrate a point about why some women have a bad rap for honesty. And now I'm off to class.
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What the fuck? Like guys don't lie?
"I love you baby, lets prove our love by making love"
Or " I swear I love only you" when he's dating 3 other girls.
I'm not saying women don't lie, but pot, meet kettle.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:39:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mmm...succulent
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:29:38 EST (#)
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This shit is very old, and probably not relevent to anything. I just used it to illustrate a point about why some women have a bad rap for honesty. And now I'm off to class.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:53:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:03:14 (#)
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I just need to point out that no, you don't tell the truth. You were seeing Andy and yet making out with Bart at the same time, all the while saying, "I'm so confused, I'm so confused." We can call it all part of the game, but if you don't tell someone something they deserve to know, it's a lie of omission. """
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
top drawer drama!
elaborate people....elaborate!
<gets big shit stirring stick ready>
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:43:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kristen's pregnant?
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:34:35 EST (#)
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Maybe not, but let's call a spade a spade, huh?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:26:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:03:14 (#)
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I just need to point out that no, you don't tell the truth. You were seeing Andy and yet making out with Bart at the same time, all the while saying, "I'm so confused, I'm so confused." We can call it all part of the game, but if you don't tell someone something they deserve to know, it's a lie of omission.
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I don't think all of ubersite deserved to know that.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:23:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by thegizzle (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:19:06 (#)
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So u just want money, you silly whore?
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who doesn't?
Submitted by thegizzle (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:19:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Cunt
Submitted by thegizzle (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:19:06 EST (#)
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So u just want money, you silly whore?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:12:00 EST (#)
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i lie when it's appropriate...
"no that's ok, i've seen smaller."
done.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:11:19 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:03:14 EST (#)
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I just need to point out that no, you don't tell the truth. You were seeing Andy and yet making out with Bart at the same time, all the while saying, "I'm so confused, I'm so confused." We can call it all part of the game, but if you don't tell someone something they deserve to know, it's a lie of omission.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:58:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You make us womenz sound so wonderful. Good job girley!
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:43:02 EST (#)
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Yes.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:28:41 EST (#)
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i tell the truth and people still call me crazy
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:23:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-11-07 06:18:34 (#)
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I want one goddamn woman to tell the truth instead of being a crazy bitch.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:03:41 (#)
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I prefer women who tell the truth
What's with all your whining about women not telling the truth, and how does it apply to what I've said? Have I insinuated that I don't tell the truth?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:53:59 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/95296#2210699
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-11-07 11:50:33 EST (#)
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What a coincidence. I want you to stop your bitchin' and make me some pie.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-11-07 11:43:53 EST (#)
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-2 for owning Britaney Spears albums
+200 for "I eat babies when I'm really pissed off." Are you Muslim too? http://www.ubersite.com/m/94489
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2006-11-07 11:34:13 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Biotch (user info) at 2006-11-07 11:11:04 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:59:57 EST (#)
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Thank you.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:30:03 EST (#)
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you go girl
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:14:25 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:13:45 EST (#)
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+2 round, succulent ass.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:04:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-07 07:49:38 (#)
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Can I see - and perhaps sniff - your 5 shades of pink underwear?
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also, i really hope he means that for the laundry fresh scent of a woman and not the summer's eve fresh scent.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:02:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lots of men that bail on pregnant women start out by saying oh it's ok, i'll do the right thing, we'll have this baby, we will/won't get married but it'll work out either way. and then when it's way past the time for an illegal abortion he changes his mind because after all that saying he's ready turns out he's not so he's leaving.
then you'll mention adoption. except in a lot of states you need the father's consent as well to put a baby up for adoption. especially when you know who the father is. so trying to find him is a pain. and then there are those states that not only require his consent but require things like you put your entire sexual history in a newspaper ad in the legal section for everyone to read before you're allowed to put the baby up alone.
child support and custody laws may be biased towards the woman but it pretty much evens out when you take into account other options given to her, especially after the second trimester has come and gone. or even better, when he bails two years after the baby is born. that also happens quite a bit.
she might not wake up six months pregnant, but for six months later for the first time since she got pregnant she might find out she's alone now.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:49:22 EST (#)
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"I don't want to be denied the option of requesting child support if I find myself six months pregnant with the baby of someone who made a poor choice with me. I want fair opportunities."
I like how you included "made a poor choice with me", meaning that you were a part of the poor decision, but it still doesn't change my views. I liked everything else but this. You aren't going to find yourself six months pregnant unless you were brutally raped and went into a coma. You'll always know a good six months ahead of time that you're pregnant. Do you still want to have the child if the father isn't going to be there? That's something you should consider while the father is there, for your own protection. I mean, I know 100% of all relationships work out, but god forbid that yours defies the odds and for some reason doesn't, and the father tells you he has other plans with his life, he doesn't want to be a father, please do whatever you like with the baby, but don't include him.
Submitted by garudave (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:21:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This shit slinging has to stop.
I'd rather see something like this posted as a review on Kaelic's post.
You just wasted my time.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:16:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:09:21 (#)
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A round, succulent ass... I can't argue with that.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:09:21 EST (#)
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A round, succulent ass... I can't argue with that.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:03:41 EST (#)
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I prefer women who tell the truth and don't take pride in their emotional instability. Game theory doesn't attract me.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:01:01 EST (#)
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<ejaculates>
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2006-11-07 07:59:20 EST (#)
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i gave u a plus 2 because im sure your gorgeous................
timmaaaaaaaaaaaaah, timmaaaaaaaaaaaah
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-11-07 07:56:46 EST (#)
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You're the only slore on this whole site that I'd bang.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-07 07:49:38 EST (#)
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Can I see - and perhaps sniff - your 5 shades of pink underwear?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-07 06:53:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you, and even then, it won't matter.
You'll speak when spoken to.
You must remain scantily clad at all times.
Make me a sandwich.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-11-07 06:51:48 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-11-07 06:38:45 EST (#)
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Yeah.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-07 06:23:31 EST (#)
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THHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-11-07 06:18:34 EST (#)
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I want one goddamn woman to tell the truth instead of being a crazy bitch.
Until then, I stick with my theroy that women don't have souls. Just like chinese people.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-11-07 06:16:09 EST (#)
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No one gives a fuck what you want.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-07 05:30:30 EST (#)
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I'm pretty sure iddqd and I were circus monkeys in previous lives. We shared a cage and ate each others' poo.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-07 04:55:04 EST (#)
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Yer smart.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-07 04:39:38 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Juden (user info) at 2006-11-07 04:36:12 EST (#)
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thnaks, buddy
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-11-07 04:25:14 EST (#)
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If you have four Britney Spears albums, you're not yet a woman.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-11-07 04:16:21 EST (#)
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Juden seems to just throw out phrases like some automated word generator. He reminds me of SmarterChild, except not so much the former.
Submitted by shinebox (user info) at 2006-11-07 04:16:04 EST (#)
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SHINE FUCKING BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Juden (user info) at 2006-11-07 03:36:29 EST (#)
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meine ban, dickhead.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-07 03:28:51 EST (#)
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Juden has only been registered for a day and already I am waiting for their ban.
Submitted by Juden (user info) at 2006-11-07 03:12:43 EST (#)
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anthropoid with nothing to say and nothing to do
is YOU.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-07 03:09:51 EST (#)
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I don't know if multi-coloured underwear and an individuals hissy fits are really elements that can define equality.
I mean, personal choices are personal choices right? I could clomp around in big shoes and wear a neon hat if I wanted too because those are personal choices. Just like it's a personal choice if I support West Ham so I can chat about their fortunes with my peers.
Equality is more to do with rights I reckon. More to do with how society deals with me or perhaps it can be phrased better as the extent of personal choices society lends me. Law is applied to ladies and gentlemen with equal preassure and comprehensivness.
You know, when you think about it like.
Submitted by Juden (user info) at 2006-11-07 03:07:13 EST (#)
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i wish for love will bring us together
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-07 02:50:09 EST (#)
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ahh, this is the lisa i know - the only piece of internet vagina worth thinking about. besides of course 'the misanthropic bitch' (but noones in her league). fuckin awesome post.
Submitted by Juden (user info) at 2006-11-07 02:22:18 EST (#)
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maybe i lock someone up all the time.
just to see what happens.
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2006-11-07 02:19:48 EST (#)
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Female mood swings piss me off. Find a pill for that or lock yourself up in a closet for those days or both.
Submitted by Juden (user info) at 2006-11-07 02:17:49 EST (#)
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after 3 shots i won't swalloow anyone.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-11-07 02:07:27 EST (#)
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That's great, now--do you swallow?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-11-07 01:59:48 EST (#)
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"And God knows that in 2001, I wouldn't have lasted fifteen seconds on a basketball court vs. the St. Vincent - St. Mary boys' Varsity team."
There are going to be a lot of people scratching their heads at this.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-11-07 01:54:56 EST (#)
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Check.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-07 01:54:51 EST (#)
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I am fundamentally different from members of the opposite sex in anatomical, chemical, and emotional ways. I want to preserve and relish these differences. I want yang for my yin. I want to be loved and fucked by someone hornier, hairier, sweatier, and slightly more emotionally stable than me. In return I offer my softness, my irrational oversensitivity, and a round, succulent ass. ______________________________________________
just give me a time and a place, I've got a yang for ya!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-11-07 01:43:07 EST (#)
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I think most people agree with you. Although Rosengurtle Baumgartner really is my type of woman.
Submitted by Juden (user info) at 2006-11-07 01:38:19 EST (#)
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u fromm bonne or vienna?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-07 01:32:36 EST (#)
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*a wife and kids
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-07 01:31:57 EST (#)
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Works for me.
Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2006-11-07 01:31:39 EST (#)
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well said
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-07 01:31:08 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-11-07 01:28:31 EST (#)
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Good call.
Submitted by Entaran (user info) at 2006-11-07 01:27:30 EST (#)
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This rocks.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-07 01:25:42 EST (#)
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you would get along with my girlfriend