My First Love: a potential mass boner producer (559 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.6 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by fclo002 (View user info) at 2006-11-07 07:48:58 EST
I was 11 years old when I had my first attraction.
I was a very average looking timid boy who'd get teased a lot.
He was not the prettiest guy, okay yes he was, but he was out of my league so I felt blessed.
And he was a sweet colorful sack of man.
It didn't last very long. We kissed a few times, fondled each others bits. Then one day I rejected him because my friend hated him. Kids, eh?
Still, I remember the crush I had on him. It was very simple, innocent and novel sentiment. I always wondered what became of him. I heard he had fucked Pamela so I figured that's why I didn't see him in bars back home, or that he might have moved out in a city with jobs and actual civilization for his acting career.
Anyway, I thought it'd be fun to stalk him and maybe find people from home to see how they've turned out. There were only 3 of them. And among them, my first love.
There he was, 14 years later, a sex muffin stud with impecable grooming and a fascination for bringing sexy back. A bitter steam machine stuck in adolescence. His profile speaks of how humans are all sheeps except him(we've heard that from ETS before ) and should swoon. A perfect replica of those who perpetrate school sexxxings.
People do change.
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2006-11-07 20:11:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-07 19:58:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Charles was in charge of my nights, too.
Thank you, I'll be here all evening.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-07 19:44:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a 7 on the Kinsey scale.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-07 19:40:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And he was a sweet colorful sack of man.
hahahahahaha
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:30:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WELL, you didn't go fo rthe obvious one, so I'll not rate you negatively.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:29:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:19:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Fucking cunty piece of motherfucking bitch dick sucking ass fucking cockgobbling bullshit!
*pant pant*
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:32:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ew
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:06:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Where's her tits?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:01:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
EW GROSS
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-11-07 07:56:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wasn't quite sure how to rate this.
Gimme a few minutes, let a user or two come along and I'll follow the pack.