This is a camwhore of me wearing my new tie (1521 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.5 on 88 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by UnderFosterMeal (View user info) at 2006-11-07 07:49:16 EST
I like it.
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Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-10-29 18:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your tie matches your double chin perfectly!
Submitted by EJ (user info) at 2008-10-29 18:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:28:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
??
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:39:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i'd crumple you
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:15:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cheap watch, even cheaper belt.
It looks like you mugged a Sears manakin.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:14:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Cheap tie.
Even cheaper shirt.
Decent phone.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-11-08 17:18:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i own the exact same tie
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:03:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
MANPON
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-08 13:56:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:58:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fag below.
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for the love of god get a new insult
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:58:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fag below.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:15:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
the only way that tie would look good on you is if it was tied to a rafter.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:02:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
why?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:01:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You have a double chin
Submitted by Snypavat (user info) at 2006-11-08 08:45:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
DUDE YOU SELL CELL PHONES!!!.....
wait I mean WIRELESS phones!! I don't want to upset you. BAHAHHAHAA
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-08 06:49:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow.
I'm so loved.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2006-11-08 04:35:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 TIE
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-08 00:54:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 22:21:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-11-07 22:12:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
first off....this is a waste of time....second....retal hits....not cool dude....
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What the fuck are you going to do about it?
Learn to watch your fat mouth, dick, and we can play nice. Get me?
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LOOK OUT EVERYONE! BRET IS IN A STEROID RAGE AND WILL CRUMPLE YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-11-08 00:41:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:33:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah put the watch on the correct wrist and you might actually look like you know how to dress yourself.
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It's a mirror reflection, but if he was left-handed, wearing the watch on the right would be correct.
+2 sharp outfit and general clean-cut appearance
-3 taking your picture in a mirror while flexing arm for anonymous intarweb people to make fun of you without being an alter. (I was going to give you a neg score for that last reason, until I considered the inherent entertainment value of being unintentionally hilarious.)
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2006-11-08 00:06:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
LIEK OMG, NICE MOVADO!
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-11-07 22:27:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You look like a pompus, self-righteous asshole.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 22:22:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-07 19:20:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
FILMED COMPLETELY IN CRUMPLEVISION
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Funniest review this week.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 22:21:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-11-07 22:12:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
first off....this is a waste of time....second....retal hits....not cool dude....
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What the fuck are you going to do about it?
Learn to watch your fat mouth, dick, and we can play nice. Get me?
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-11-07 22:12:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
first off....this is a waste of time....second....retal hits....not cool dude....
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-07 21:42:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-07 20:57:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:35:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
There is a lot of hate on this post. I particularly liked scum's 'porky food bags' - I snorted. Apollo's tirade and foolproof's calling you out for being a moron with his grade 3 spelling deserve special mention too.
I won't add to the hate, except to say that coley is dumber than a big special bus of mutes.
I'm rating your tie.
-2TIE.
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your -2TIE is clever, but other than that, I'm terribly hurt
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-07 20:41:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-07 19:20:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
FILMED COMPLETELY IN CRUMPLEVISION
hahahahhaahahahah
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-11-07 20:37:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You look like you'd suck a mean pole.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-07 20:10:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Join the enormous club, slash.
Submitted by Slash (user info) at 2006-11-07 19:22:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
After reading a bunch of your reviews and posts i came to the conclusion that you're a jackass, and I hate you.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-07 19:20:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FILMED COMPLETELY IN CRUMPLEVISION
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2006-11-07 18:48:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice tie buddy. I like it too. I moved up to 32.5 kg dumbells for shoulder press pump pump.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-11-07 16:08:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
nope.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-11-07 16:02:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:36:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHHAHAHAHA.
i'm sorry, did that whole he's taking a picture in a MIRROR not strike you?
whose alter is unabonger again?
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Wow I'm a fucking toolbag aren't I?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:36:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHHAHAHAHA.
i'm sorry, did that whole he's taking a picture in a MIRROR not strike you?
whose alter is unabonger again?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:35:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
There is a lot of hate on this post. I particularly liked scum's 'porky food bags' - I snorted. Apollo's tirade and foolproof's calling you out for being a moron with his grade 3 spelling deserve special mention too.
I won't add to the hate, except to say that coley is dumber than a big special bus of mutes.
I'm rating your tie.
-2TIE.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:33:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah put the watch on the correct wrist and you might actually look like you know how to dress yourself.
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:32:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
:)
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:29:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:17:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Where was this picture taken? Ramrod's Bathhouse & Steam?
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:22:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OH SNAP
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Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:17:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-07 11:03:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
old man tie.
and is that a button down collar?
my god americans can't dress.
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We don't have to listen to this from you fathead. The last pic I saw of you on here, you were wearing an old streched-out-of-shape PINK t-shirt with something stupid/gay printed on the front.
Piss off, british toad.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:17:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where was this picture taken? Ramrod's Bathhouse & Steam?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:02:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh and your phone is shit too.
do you own anything good?
except your 'bike' of course which helps you come in DEAD LAST.
Fucking hell, I seriously do not think I have ever come across a bigger loser than you.
So, how is your philosophy community college degree helping you sell excel courses?
Hahahaha.
What a shit life you've got.
Lonely boy.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:59:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
very nice tie. me likey.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:47:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like you work for the FBI.
Now where did I put my weed and terrorists......
Hmmm.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:33:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 11:07:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
fat-headed british wankstain below.
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an insult from a true 5 year old
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-11-07 11:51:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You would.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-11-07 11:19:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hang yourself with it.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 11:07:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fat-headed british wankstain below.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-07 11:03:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
old man tie.
and is that a button down collar?
my god americans can't dress.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-11-07 10:59:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And please leave me alone, Bret. You are far too smart and talented for the likes of me!
Whatever shall I do when debating a genious whose most common retorts are "fag" and "idiot".
I'm embarrased for you. I really am. You must spend ALOT of time alone patting yourself on the back.
*sigh*
Such a pathetic "man".
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-07 10:07:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's very nice.
PS - Windex your mirror.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-07 10:06:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're "built" like Louie Anderson. And not even as entertaining as that fatass is.
Submitted by Spacegrass (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:49:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have that tie.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:46:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
In the very near future I sense that someone is going to get CRUMPLED.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:46:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
George, get real.
You're built like a pair of chopsticks. Hit the gym, pussy.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:40:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ummm...I believe I'M the one built like a tank, buddy. Get your own shitty lines, God knows you have enough of them to go around.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:38:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:37:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
people are fat when you cant see their chins and they have a belly genius. thats what i see in this photo. you think humans evolved to have double chins and flab or to be lean and fit? you disgust me you porky food bags.
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HAHAHAHHA
I'm built like a TANK.
Beelee dat, nicca!!
</george>
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:38:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, I'm just telling you the truth. Motorola's are crap, and that one looks about 2 years old.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:37:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
2 little bitches below.
And Method, calm down. I'm chill today and all the (V) testosterated hate in the world can't change that.
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:37:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
people are fat when you cant see their chins and they have a belly genius. thats what i see in this photo. you think humans evolved to have double chins and flab or to be lean and fit? you disgust me you porky food bags.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:36:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your phone sucks.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:35:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
awww, is the baby throwing another temper tantrum?
Who wants to take the over/under on when Bret is going to blow his lid again and quit ubersite, only to come back several hours later?
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:33:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:25:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
I was going to give you a +1 because I actually like the tie AND you cut your face out
BUT
You're purposely puffing your chest out AND making a muscle
It's so sad
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Stop using your manvoice, legs. It's quite unbecoming.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:32:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HEY LOOK GEORGE IS STICKING UP FER ME YAY OMG FUCK OFF KTHX
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:26:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:13:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
fat peoaple are disgusting, all the sloppy cholestorol dripping down your insides is why your penis is flaccid and why you have no sign of a chin in this photo with that stupid grandad tie. have a nice day roly poly.
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Is this guy retarded? This asshole might be a lot of things, but he's not fat...I guess being 98 pounds soaking wet is considered "normal" for a guy nowadays.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:25:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I was going to give you a +1 because I actually like the tie AND you cut your face out
BUT
You're purposely puffing your chest out AND making a muscle
It's so sad
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:24:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:24:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you tie looks like it might strangle you
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:17:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So... what's the punchline?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:59:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy gayness, Fagman.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:49:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
holy 80s power tie batman!
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:46:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
he he for admitting it looks like hell (my watches tend to be free, just like my sunglasses, because I tend to break the fuckers.)
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:44:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
eat shit dickface.
Submitted by hugafriend (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:33:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
can i hug you?
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:33:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:29:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
It's the blatant 'look at my watch' pose that I like
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Dude I spent a whole $50 on that thing of course I want to show it off.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:29:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's the blatant 'look at my watch' pose that I like
Submitted by garudave (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:28:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't get a boner from this.
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:13:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fat peoaple are disgusting, all the sloppy cholestorol dripping down your insides is why your penis is flaccid and why you have no sign of a chin in this photo with that stupid grandad tie. have a nice day roly poly.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:07:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
High point of your week, I'm sure, you sad pathetic litte obsessive.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:04:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Go fuck yourself.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:01:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Accurate title.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:00:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what a very sad little man you are.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-07 07:56:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice power tie, bret.
Submitted by fclo002 (user info) at 2006-11-07 07:54:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Did you purposefully inflate your chest, fag bag?
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2006-11-07 07:53:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Simon Cowell will be jealous
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 07:52:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2006-11-07 07:52:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Cool smoke machine Hansel!
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Those are ghosts. Show some fucking respect, would you?
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2006-11-07 07:52:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cool smoke machine Hansel!
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 07:50:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oops. Forgot the NSFW.
My sexiness is indeed risque, I understand.