I hate niggers. (1697 hits)
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Submitted by The Director (View user info) at 2006-11-07 08:09:32 EST
Chris Rock said there are two kinds of black people. There are black people, and then there are niggers.
In my neighborhood, there are lots and lots and lots of niggers. The kind that hang out at the corner liquor store and shamelessly ask you for your hard earned money. The kind that speak ebonics -- poorly. The kind that offers you hookers and/or drugs. The kind that wouldn't think twice about stealing the cds out of your car.
The kind that hijack you at knifepoint and steal all your money.
That happened to me last night. After I left my office I went home. I couldn't sleep. I wanted a pack of smokes. Being as late as it was, I figured nobody would be at the bad liquor store on the corner on a Monday night.
Bad move.
After paying for my smokes (Marlboro reds. I am such a white trash guy) I walked out to my car in the lot. Two niggers assaulted me by pinning me against my car and holding a knife to my throat. It's amazing how docil you become when someone bigger than you and outnumbering you is holding a knife to your throat. I don't want to hear you say "I'd have been kicking some ass!" Bullshit. You'd have been pissing your pants, just like I was.
They demanded I drive them to ANOTHER liquor store so that one of them could get "baby formula."
The fuck?
So off we go. Nigger 1 is in the passenger seat with the knife pointed at my head. Nigger 2 is directly behind me in the back seat.
Driving was difficult.
We arrive at the new destination. Nigger 1 takes all the money out of my wallet. Nigger 2 goes into the liquor store with $100.00 of that money. Baby formula must be really expensive these days.
A cop suddenly shines his flashlight in my car. "SAVED!" Thunk I.
He approached the passenger side of my car and asked Nigger 1 how long we'd been there.
"We just got here," said my Negro.
The policeman ran into the liquor store. My heart sank.
"Let's get out of here," speaketh my nigga. Only it was more along the lines of "Les be gettin fuck outta here-a."
"What about your friend?"
"Fuck him."
Well that was just fine by me. One less Negro Amigo to worry about stabbing me in the back of the neck.
Nigger 1 demanded I drive him to a 7-11. The whole way there he informed me that he was an alcoholic with a lifetime of major criminal acts.
I was surprised. Really.
He got out at the 7-11 and told me to wait.
Yeah. Right.
I drove home, deeply shaken up. Called the cops. They responded 45 minutes later.
I hate niggers.
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-18 11:40:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-05-18 10:17:33 EDT (#)
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"One less Negro Amigo to worry about stabbing me in the back of the neck"
First time I've read this post. I gotta admit, this line made me laugh out loud.
Submitted by Majik_Marker (user info) at 2008-05-18 10:48:39 EDT (#)
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I hate niggers too.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-05-18 10:17:33 EDT (#)
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"One less Negro Amigo to worry about stabbing me in the back of the neck"
First time I've read this post. I gotta admit, this line made me laugh out loud.
Submitted by Astra (user info) at 2008-05-18 10:03:03 EDT (#)
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Oh, and for all you assholes that are going to berate me and tell me what a piece of shit I am: Thanks. I'm well aware of that fact. I appreciate you reminding me though. Really, I do. But don't worry. This judge today is, I heard several different attorneys inform their clients, one of the hardest in my county. So rejoice in the knowledge that I will almost certainly do jail time at 38 years of age. Mmmmmmmkaaaay, asshole?
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Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2008-05-13 08:31:02 EDT (#)
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My wife left me and i became an alcoholic cunt... someone call me a waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance!!
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-08 13:25:19 EST (#)
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Fuck em, and remember that one day when you're living in a nice house, driving a nice car that you worked for, they're still going to be living down on Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd looking for a free ride.
Fucking niggers.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-11-08 02:33:29 EST (#)
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maoriano did this awhile back
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-08 02:10:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-11-07 18:27:21 (#)
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You're calling ME a pussy??????
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Yes.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2006-11-08 01:54:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:51:28 (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:45:33 (#)
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You're making a behavioral problem a racial issue. If they had been Irish or Anglo it wouldn't have had the race component
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I disagree here. Alot of people are so caught up in 'not blaming race' that they miss the fact that the majority of crimes committed are race related! A white guy will mug whoever the fuck he wants but I guarentee statistics, that I just made up, will show that a black guy is far less likely to mug someone of his own colour.
I think we're so scared to put things down to colour that we miss the point of topic and end up discussing racial issues, were that isn't the main concern.
Black people are not niggers. White people are not wiggas. It's a state of mind that allows certain people to act in certain ways and gives them an excuse to act in the way they do.
Ignoring race is like ignoring religion, less people will be offended but you're missing 99% of the point.
This wasn't a dig at Axolotl. Although DcWoody will -2 this I would have thought.
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"a black guy is far less likely to mug someone of his own colour."
you are the stupidest fuck to post on here yet.
you really think black on black crime does not exist?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-08 01:33:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-07 19:14:16 (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:55:11 (#)
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Pussy.
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:03:01 (#)
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uhg.
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two of the biggest niggers on Ubersite.
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hehe AND http://www.ubersite.com/m/95458#2214985?
Do you have a crush on me?
Is that it?
I will NOT e-hump your bum, troll. Stop flirting.
Oh, and this post still sucks.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-07 19:14:16 EST (#)
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Pussy.
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:03:01 (#)
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uhg.
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two of the biggest niggers on Ubersite.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2006-11-07 18:54:02 EST (#)
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I agree. Now to read
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-11-07 18:27:21 EST (#)
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You're calling ME a pussy??????
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-11-07 18:19:47 EST (#)
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The only way one can move to a better area is by having the money to do so. For the time being, I'm stuck.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-11-07 17:00:41 EST (#)
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you should probably move to a better area
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-07 16:36:03 EST (#)
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Stay away from downtown Kansas City then. This bullshit happens all the time. I usually skirt downtown and go out of my way into the Uni.
Here they love to jump in the bed of pickup trucks. A friend of mine was driving through downtown not too long ago. When he stopped at a light, 6 (black) dudes jumped into the bed and one pointed a gun at him through the back window.
Now, does anyone else see the potential for what my friend did next?
That's right! My friend hit the gas and built up some speed. When he was toolin' along, he started jerking the wheel hard back and forth.
Heh!
All 6 guys flew out of the bed and hit the pavement.
I've got 2 Bachelors and 1 Masters and am slowly working on a Ph.D. THAT is NOTHING to be proud of.
Shlongy, gimme some $$ because being Ed-u-ma-cated isn't cutting it.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 16:18:28 EST (#)
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the thread was more interesting then the post
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2006-11-07 16:06:03 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/32438 Chris Rock got that from me! Look at the date of this post!!!1
-2 because you didn't ask the police officer for help. Pussy.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-07 16:05:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:02:44 (#)
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Fuckface is "looking down" on a Communications Degree when zitboy hasn't even graduated from high school yet...WOW, I'M ALL BROKEN UP OVER HIS DISDAIN FOR MY DEGREE.
ALL degrees are pretty worthless these days- since it's a proven fact that everyone cheats on all of their assigments, thanks to the internet and cell phones.
At least in my day, we had to be creative on how to cheat and earn our degrees.
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If Fuckface doesn't get his degree, will that make him a degreeless capibara?
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-07 16:03:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:55:11 EST (#)
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Pussy.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:03:01 EST (#)
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uhg.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:58:42 EST (#)
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Don't we all?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:55:48 EST (#)
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+2 because Jackie Parker is FINALLY DEAD.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:55:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:49:04 (#)
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Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:48:11 (#)
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There's a little thing called 'cultural sensitivity'.
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...and The Dumbest Motherfucker of The Year award goes to...
Wildman!!
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:49:47 EST (#)
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Your portrayal of ebonics was shitty
But I hate niggers too, so +1
Too bad this was worth a -3
Bart really needs to update this shit
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:49:35 EST (#)
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+1 for swanson dinners.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:49:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:48:11 (#)
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There's a little thing called 'cultural sensitivity'.
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...and The Dumbest Motherfucker of The Year award goes to...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:33:50 EST (#)
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I made more in interest this month than you bring home.
Think about THAT while you're microwaving your man-sized "Swanson Dinner For One" tonight, chief.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:33:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:06:41 (#)
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Go piss away this month's 4.5% yield from your 3 digit checking account on some D-grade floozie you fucking prick.
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Don't talk about "mrs shlongy" that way you faggot, she may be D-grade and a floozie, but she most certainly is not a 50 year old sagging cunt
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:06:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:03:35 (#)
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PS. Go fuck yourself, bret.
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Go piss away this month's 4.5% yield from your 3 digit checking account on some D-grade floozie you fucking prick.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:03:35 EST (#)
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forgot an "n" in there somewhere.
PS. Go fuck yourself, bret.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:02:44 EST (#)
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Fuckface is "looking down" on a Communications Degree when zitboy hasn't even graduated from high school yet...WOW, I'M ALL BROKEN UP OVER HIS DISDAIN FOR MY DEGREE.
ALL degrees are pretty worthless these days- since it's a proven fact that everyone cheats on all of their assigments, thanks to the internet and cell phones.
At least in my day, we had to be creative on how to cheat and earn our degrees.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:01:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-07 11:49:27 (#)
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Ummmmm, you're way off Bret. My Hollywood Upstairs Medical Degree is sitting on my wall at home. If you're going to stalk me, you should do a better job, you creepy bastard.
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Stalk you?
Are you kidding?
Nah, Georgie. You're worth stalking like your jokes are worth laughing at.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-07 11:49:27 EST (#)
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Ummmmm, you're way off Bret. My Hollywood Upstairs Medical Degree is sitting on my wall at home. If you're going to stalk me, you should do a better job, you creepy bastard.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 11:47:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-07 10:44:29 (#)
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at least it's not a philosophy degree = (
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At least I *have* a degree you fucking waste.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-11-07 11:33:54 EST (#)
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I hate ALL of you, but yes, niggers do suck. And yes, being trained in martial arts, and being held up before, and packing a 4" serrated hunting knife, I probably would have exposed their pink inner flesh. Then made one of them fellate the other one while he died.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-11-07 10:49:06 EST (#)
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Go slam another bottle.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-07 10:44:29 EST (#)
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at least it's not a philosophy degree = (
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 10:29:19 EST (#)
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Communications degree, eh Jeff?
I'll keep THAT one in my back pocket.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-11-07 10:21:25 EST (#)
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oh my a college educated man, why mr laben you're given me the vapors, what with your fancy communications degree
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-07 10:17:06 EST (#)
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fuckface- that's your raison d'etre, isn't it?
Ask your mommy what that means, zit popper.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:47:35 EST (#)
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Someone's being a fucking baby.
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:40:27 EST (#)
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now say the other bit, that for all your internet TG speech the only purpose for which you'd use my identity is to prank call me and write defamatory shit about me on random websites, fucking loser
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:34:20 EST (#)
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Yeah, that's what I'm saying, zitboy.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:08:25 EST (#)
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so what you're saying is you fight children to make up for your own shortcomings
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:58:34 EST (#)
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Got my wallet back with, at the time, my one credit card, drivers license and SS card, fuckwad.
I could have broken the little shits' neck. He wasn't even 5 feet tall.
It would have been nice practice for when I get the opportunity to break YOUR neck. And face.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:57:36 EST (#)
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Shlongy there was a parade this morning outside the Cumberland Courtyard.
Evidently they were celebrating you being gone or some shit. All I saw was a huge banner saying "Your twenties aren't worth shit here anymore".
I didn't pay much mind.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:53:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:51:49 (#)
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I got jumped at knifepoint 20-something years ago by a pack of 5 little assholes...They got my wallet and about $8.
I was shitting bricks BUT...when they split, I took off running after one of them and tackled him...held him around the neck...until he convinced LeRoy or Tashika or whoever the fuck he was, to at least give me back my wallet.
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I believe the first part happened, often, but don't act like you gave any back
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:53:34 EST (#)
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PS. I also hate faggots like fagboy foster, too.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:53:21 EST (#)
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I'm taken seriously as a decent human being by enough people outside of Ubersite that I'm not very concerned about what some random jackass on the internet that I'll never meet thinks of me. And I'm happy to "share the earth" with everyone here, as long they don't steal from me or kidnap me. For some strange reason, I have a problem with that.
And no, your "spidey sense" is right. Nothing you can say will change my attitude towards those two men. They are, to me, niggers.
Now STFU.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:51:49 EST (#)
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I got jumped at knifepoint 20-something years ago by a pack of 5 little assholes...They got my wallet and about $8.
I was shitting bricks BUT...when they split, I took off running after one of them and tackled him...held him around the neck...until he convinced LeRoy or Tashika or whoever the fuck he was, to at least give me back my wallet.
I got it, but wouldn't have been able to identify any of these little fuckers if I ever saw them again.
It's hard to fight a knife.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:51:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:45:33 (#)
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You're making a behavioral problem a racial issue. If they had been Irish or Anglo it wouldn't have had the race component
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I disagree here. Alot of people are so caught up in 'not blaming race' that they miss the fact that the majority of crimes committed are race related! A white guy will mug whoever the fuck he wants but I guarentee statistics, that I just made up, will show that a black guy is far less likely to mug someone of his own colour.
I think we're so scared to put things down to colour that we miss the point of topic and end up discussing racial issues, were that isn't the main concern.
Black people are not niggers. White people are not wiggas. It's a state of mind that allows certain people to act in certain ways and gives them an excuse to act in the way they do.
Ignoring race is like ignoring religion, less people will be offended but you're missing 99% of the point.
This wasn't a dig at Axolotl. Although DcWoody will -2 this I would have thought.
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:49:37 EST (#)
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Le yes
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:49:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:45:33 (#)
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You're making a behavioral problem a racial issue. If they had been Irish or Anglo it wouldn't have had the race component.
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Irish? How many fucking Irishmen live here? It's not a racial issue. It's an issue with a certain kind of people that have earned the label "nigger."
If they'd been Irish I would have called it "I hate micks" instead.
Dumbass.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:48:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:42:19 (#)
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Tolerance includes tolerating hijackers and theives?
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Does your narrowmindedness know NO boundaries, Director? I mean, really ...
There's a little thing called 'cultural sensitivity'. I'd suggest boning up on it if you wish to be taken seriously as a decent human being.
Creating a post titled 'I hate niggers.' is about as blatantly racist as I could imagine. Sure, you can try to hide behind Chris Rock's qualification but it only makes you look more like a pathetic hatemonger.
Something tells me I'll not incite change in you here. I just think you should be a bit more respectful of those who share this earth with you; that's all.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:45:33 EST (#)
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You're making a behavioral problem a racial issue. If they had been Irish or Anglo it wouldn't have had the race component.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:44:22 EST (#)
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they don't have baby formula at liquor stores
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:43:26 EST (#)
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I don't live in Detroit, genius.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:42:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:39:04 (#)
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I guess I'm the only one with any semblance of tolerance on this fucking website??
This is simply terrible. Not only terrible, but obviously fabricated and laced with bigotry.
Go die.
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Tolerance includes telling people to go die based on an assumption you've made about a situation you didn't experience?
Tolerance includes tolerating hijackers and theives?
I'm glad I'm not from wherever the hell you are, dickface.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:42:13 EST (#)
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Time to move the fuck out of Detroit, genius.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:39:15 EST (#)
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Because he was there and gone in about 2 seconds Thorpe. I never had a chance to even blink at him. Something was going down inside the liquor store.
Why would I make something like this up, PFF?
And I live in Michigan too, whoever you are that mentioned that. I wanna go back home to Texas so bad.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:39:04 EST (#)
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I guess I'm the only one with any semblance of tolerance on this fucking website??
This is simply terrible. Not only terrible, but obviously fabricated and laced with bigotry.
Go die.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:36:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:14:01 (#)
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if you are going to make bullshit up at least include a robot or a sexy lady
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Don't forget sexy robot ladies.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:32:28 EST (#)
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Part of me is thinking "Why didn't he just tell the cop? He wasn't gonna get stabbed with a cop right there" and another part is thinking "Don't ask that, you'll just sound like an idiot. There's obviously a reason he didn't tell the cop and no-one else has asked that".
Why didn't you tell the cop the guy was carjacking you?
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:28:03 EST (#)
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Put your money in books, niggers don't read
Submitted by garudave (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:25:09 EST (#)
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I live in Michigan, a cesspool of bullshit like this. The only problem is, it's not just niggers, it's a bunch of white people who want to be just like them.
What is so badass about taking shit from someone else? I don't understand their bullshit culture.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:23:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:19:45 EST (#)
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I hear about this shit all the time man. A friend of mine got mugged heading to the train station after school one night. Some homeless guy asked him for some change so he could afford a train ride. My friend stopped for a second and two more guys appear, one with a gun and one with a knife. They say "Sorry dude, you better hand over the wallet" or something like that. And my friend isn't a fucking moron so he does it. They take the wallet and all get in a car and rvie off. My friend continued on to the train, he made it about a block before the car pulled up to him and they threw his wallet back. I guess it wasn't their style.
Sorry it happened though.
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:15:28 EST (#)
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me 2
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:14:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if you are going to make bullshit up at least include a robot or a sexy lady
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:13:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear god, that picture can't be real. Oh, and sorry to hear that.