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Redskieslookfake: An Uber-Birthday Celebration Starring Lots of Uberites, an Emu, a Rabbit, a Ferret and a Zombie (837 hits)

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Rating: 1.75 on 45 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by TT "4 Silvers and a Bronze"OM (View user info) at 2006-11-07 08:48:16 EST




Fog on the tynes all mine all mine, fog on the tynes all mine.JPG (342 kB)

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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-08 12:38:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-08 12:13:11 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-11-08 07:51:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

His face should be more angular.

I know everyone has perfectly spherical heads in these productions but Jake's head looks like it is constructed out of twigs and elastic bands. Perhaps a deviation just for him.

Happy uberthday Jake.
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hahahahhahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
---
I'm gonna take that as a compliment

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-08 12:13:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-11-08 07:51:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

His face should be more angular.

I know everyone has perfectly spherical heads in these productions but Jake's head looks like it is constructed out of twigs and elastic bands. Perhaps a deviation just for him.

Happy uberthday Jake.
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hahahahhahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-11-08 07:51:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

His face should be more angular.

I know everyone has perfectly spherical heads in these productions but Jake's head looks like it is constructed out of twigs and elastic bands. Perhaps a deviation just for him.

Happy uberthday Jake.

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-11-08 06:22:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I am also pretty sure I'm not in this.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-08 05:37:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-08 01:57:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

i wish i was in this. not because i feel left out. but because i enjoy the looks of those characters and wish i had one. please draw me one.

obey.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-08 01:57:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i wish i was in this. not because i feel left out. but because i enjoy the looks of those characters and wish i had one. please draw me one.

obey.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-08 01:46:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Just for the future, I no longer have the goatee.



What, that WASN'T me muncing on jam?
Well fuckall then...

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-08 01:46:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-07 21:53:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

Poor Red. Can beat Watford on penalties. """


loud today for a manc aren't you?

Oooh I do like to live beside the seaside!
Oh i do like to twat Roon-eeey!



Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-08 01:37:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


hehe


Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-08 01:26:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude, lay off the drugs.

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2006-11-08 00:59:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

FLINGUS!

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-07 21:53:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Poor Red. Can beat Watford on penalties.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-07 19:10:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

NEWCIE BROON

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:47:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

am i here?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:23:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

also i had a dream about zombies last night.

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:14:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

At least I only got a black eye

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:57:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love ma cowboy hat.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:33:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

brit bosh!

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:11:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

This post doesn't have your usual spent-10-hours-working-on-it quality.

Sorry

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-07 11:05:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ahahahaha

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-07 10:53:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Method has a secret orc fetish.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-07 10:52:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Did I just read a post by a Scottish guy I don't actually know that was based on cartoon caricatures of people I've never met yet somehow recognized and centered around an anniversary on a website that is meant to be a SERIOUS WRITER'S FORUM and find that somehow it involved masturbation and me?

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-11-07 10:44:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Gosta love the TTOM

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-11-07 10:39:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-11-07 10:13:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Chim chiminey
Chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-ee!
A sweep is as lucky
As lucky can be

Chim chiminey
Chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-oo!
Good luck will rub off when
I shake 'ands with you
Or blow me a kiss
And that's lucky too

Now as the ladder of life
'As been strung
You may think a sweep's
On the bottommost rung

Though I spends me time
In the ashes and smoke
In this 'ole wide world
There's no 'appier bloke

Up where the smoke is
All billered and curled
'Tween pavement and stars
Is the chimney sweep world

When the's 'ardly no day
Nor 'ardly no night
There's things 'alf in shadow
And 'alf way in light
On the roof tops of London
Coo, what a sight!

I choose me bristles with pride
Yes, I do
A broom for the shaft
And a broom for the flume

Though I'm covered with soot
From me 'ead to me toes
A sweep knows 'e's welcome
Wherever 'e goes

Chim chiminey
Chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-ee!
When you're with a sweep
You're in glad company

No where is there
A more 'appier crew
Than them wot sings
"Chim chim cher-ee
Chim cher-oo!"
On the chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-ee
Chim cher-oo!

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-07 10:08:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You know I love you Jakey!

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-11-07 10:04:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Who?

Do you mean this guy:

http://www.mashby.com/images/posts/skinny_kid.gif

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:52:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Lovely bodyless theatre.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:43:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:41:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

perfect cheeks on that wench.

Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:40:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

haha

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:38:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:36:26 (#)
Ranking: 1

what happened to the sweet, succulent pussy lips?
that's his only redeeming quality!
---
OI!


Cheeky wench

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:36:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

what happened to the sweet, succulent pussy lips?
that's his only redeeming quality!

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

are you looking forward to being Scotty, scotty?

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:27:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

thou art welcome, sirrah

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:25:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I thank you sir.




Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:16:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Splendid fellow.

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:00:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

redskieslookfake

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:59:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Why is my hair grey on the sides? Who the fuck am I, Dr. Reed?

I do love me some orc though

Good job

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Everyone knows I'm Jake's best friend on Uber, yet you continue to shun me from your little cartoon clique.

I hate you, haggis eater.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:56:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I have a few more comments about him if you need 'em for Part Deux.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:56:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://ho.ro/very_gay.jpg

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:54:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I'm pretty sure I'm not in this.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:52:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i think he says "howay" not haway.

i am still not a ttom cartoon. *weep*

yay for this and the lol knuckles. i kinda wonder if you really can rip jake's eyebrow off like that. they seem to have enough substance to attempt it.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:52:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Sorry, Pete, all the uberversary and such get the same rating.


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