WHY? FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK (NSFW) Bart's Mega Gay Red Message Said I Can't Have That Many Capital Letters In the Title (Sometimes I wear a bathing suit as underwear when I run out of clean briefs) (1388 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 1.65 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by The Cyst Master (View user info) at 2006-11-07 09:01:40 EST
Twat is going on with Ubersite? It used to be such a friendly place to convene about rape experiences, shit stories, and beat off sessions from the comfort of your own porno box....I mean computer.
This sucks. Ubersite has taken a turn for the worse. Let me tell you why:
1. No one posts porn anymore. Ever.
Yeah. That's about it.
Something needs to change. And I believe it is the state of my penis when I look at an Ubersite post. So let us join our semen and pussy slop covered hands and make a difference. Let us break down these walls of tyranny and build up a gigantic calloused shaft of appreciation and gratitude for our fellow perverts and their raunchy porn collection.
If I don't see a change in Uber by the end of the year 2015 I swear I will retire form Ubersite, cut off my dicks, shit all over my piss, and rub my tits inside a crazy large asshole filled with thumb tacks. Plus I'll video tape it so you can watch.
Then I'll fuck Razor's infant children and wipe my bloody dick on his trash goatee. And shit on his moobs.
User Reviews
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-11-16 02:24:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BAT ASS.
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-11-12 01:36:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I zoned out on that .gif for like five minutes. Then I splooted all over my carpet.
She takes it like a champ.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-07 17:10:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
indeed.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-07 16:52:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-11-07 16:06:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:16:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Rape victims approve of this post.
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~Lojope Approved~
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Laughter ensues.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-11-07 16:06:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:16:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Rape victims approve of this post.
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~Lojope Approved~
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-07 16:01:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THE CYST MASTER IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
<insert mandatory 'oh snap, cowabunga dudes' here>
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:47:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:33:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That guy is right-handed, but he's batting left? No wonder he's only .217 for the season.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:16:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rape victims approve of this post.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:31:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
First time I ever wanted to be a baseball bat.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:35:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And the fact that retards who don't post messages are able to rate.
Submitted by Angelnero (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:16:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Returning the favor.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-11-07 11:53:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Really? I always thought that the problems with ubersite was all the kiddies filling its bottomless rectum with the useless jizz they consider thought.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-07 11:51:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmmmmmmmmm....baby cakes.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-07 11:51:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks baby cakes.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-11-07 11:49:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i didn't read it because you're a fag. the good kind. in the bad way.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-11-07 10:44:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"pussy slop"
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-07 10:15:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<3
Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:45:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That has to be an awkward place to remove splinters from
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:25:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that looks shokingly painful
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:22:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sweet lord a baseball bat up the nought has to be kinda painful.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:21:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more rape
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:11:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
~Foster Approved~
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:05:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm at work and I still looked.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:04:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So she's "The Natural" I've heard so much about.