How do you manage to do no work and still keep your jobs? (1047 hits)
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Submitted by <sally.at.5carlins.net> (View user info) at 2006-11-07 13:16:13 EST
seriously? is there some kind of trick to knowing the balance between doing fuck all and some half decent shit??? because lets face it you can't do that much hard work if you're on here all the time. I bow down to your sneekyness as I have let to lean how to do the minimum work without getting 5 detentions a week.
ps. for the love of god please don't flame me if i've spelt something wrong
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Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-08-20 21:32:52 EDT (#)
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I do dis on me own time.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-20 20:05:02 EDT (#)
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hahahaha... good times, good times.
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:07:35 PST (#)
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oh dear god, here we go
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:06:16 PST (#)
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Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:00:31 (#)
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seriously, why do you want to ban me? i haven't done anything wrong. and my bad grammer is SO not an excuse. you think some of this stuff is too adult for me? i'm not as inocent as you think, don't just make assumptions, it makes you seem stupid. """
so let me get this straight?
you are a 13 year old english girl on ubersite?
I KNEW IF I KEPT PULLING THE WISH BONE IT WOULD HAPPEN.
So... are you cute?
Hit me up....
apollo88.at.gmail.com
;-)
I'll break you in reeeeal slow.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-20 19:57:55 EDT (#)
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I'm the boss and I let my employees drink all day.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-20 19:38:58 EDT (#)
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No. No. I won't have that. There's a place in Eastbourne.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-29 20:59:52 EDT (#)
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How do you manage to be so fucking stupid but still remember to breathe?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-29 20:15:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-22 11:29:27 EDT (#)
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You're still around.
This was starting to remind me of the movie Hard Candy.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-18 06:33:04 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-12-22 19:26:43 EST (#)
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eh?
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2006-12-22 17:03:06 EST (#)
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Ghey
Submitted by dexpaxas (user info) at 2006-12-22 16:59:56 EST (#)
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And you had the balls to say I had no structure? No storyline? For shame!!!!!
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-11-18 16:08:34 EST (#)
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This post, however, is shite.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-11-18 16:07:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-18 15:00:41 (#)
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we should all fear crumpling
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:)
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-11-10 01:50:54 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/44213
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-09 19:10:47 EST (#)
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Hey, who put that on the UberBoard - I only do older chicks...it's true, i just janxed it to my copy of 40+ Women minutes ago...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:53:51 EST (#)
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proof you don't get it and should fuck off.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:49:38 EST (#)
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no it shouldn't....
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:45:54 EST (#)
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I like how this now has a thing above it saying-WARNING: NEWTY IS A 13YR OLD BRIT GIRL!!! WHAT THE HELL MAN....
now I've been repeatedly told off for my shite grammar, shouldn't this have a question mark at the end?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:36:16 EST (#)
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Seriously... This is a plot by Growingfamilies.com isn't it?
The babies are fighting back!!!
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:35:23 (#)
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ok i agree with method (spitefully) that he shouldn't be allowed here. just in case any lawsuits result from a net nanny service.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:14:13 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/95566
back the fuck off, SALLY
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-09 04:16:55 EST (#)
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Excuse me, whats an alinence?
I don't speak English very well, and am curious...
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-11-09 04:08:51 EST (#)
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No, my stuff will never be this bad thank God.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-11-09 00:21:30 EST (#)
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PAGING DR ERIC D. RICE
DR ERIC D. RICE TO THE FRONT DESK PLEASE
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:55:04 EST (#)
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sorry to disapoint you apollo my alinences lie with my 40 year old maths teacher. i need the grade
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:23:46 EST (#)
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Needs more box...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:07:35 EST (#)
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oh dear god, here we go
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:06:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:00:31 (#)
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seriously, why do you want to ban me? i haven't done anything wrong. and my bad grammer is SO not an excuse. you think some of this stuff is too adult for me? i'm not as inocent as you think, don't just make assumptions, it makes you seem stupid. """
so let me get this straight?
you are a 13 year old english girl on ubersite?
I KNEW IF I KEPT PULLING THE WISH BONE IT WOULD HAPPEN.
So... are you cute?
Hit me up....
apollo88.at.gmail.com
;-)
I'll break you in reeeeal slow.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:47:52 EST (#)
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I'm sorry, I think you're mistaking my parents for Americans/chavs. why would my parents file a lawsuit against you? you haven't done anything wrong. it would be a pointless lawsuit, and my parents aren't like that. and I'm not below high school age because I'm British and I start secondary school at 11
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:45:40 EST (#)
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5 detentions?
yup
i'm always on detention.
it's cool though cos i am fucking the teacher.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:42:27 EST (#)
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your parents? assuming you're not another shit alter. if you really are 13 it's not like you have that much say in your own life. you're barely above fetus and slightly below highschooler in the grand scheme of childhood.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:41:04 EST (#)
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o and you may have noticed by my email that im a girl
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:40:30 EST (#)
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who would actually file a lawsuit? who has that much spare time???
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:35:23 EST (#)
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ok i agree with method (spitefully) that he shouldn't be allowed here. just in case any lawsuits result from a net nanny service.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:35:12 EST (#)
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hey i just found out what that meant. its funny now
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:30:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:24:40 (#)
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And no one should be forced to wonder if they're making inappropriate anchovy comments to a minor.
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So true.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:27:50 EST (#)
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i'd really rather not. and notice i said JOBS i don't have a job, so i have time to post on here when im soposed to be doing my homework
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:24:47 EST (#)
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How do we spend so much time on here?
Coming from someone who has posted 3 times today AND replied to virtually every review.
If you really are 13 you can suck my cock.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:24:40 EST (#)
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And no one should be forced to wonder if they're making inappropriate anchovy comments to a minor.
Have you met sicosemen? I'd stay away from him if I were you.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:24:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:21:36 (#)
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Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:00:31 (#)
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seriously, why do you want to ban me? i haven't done anything wrong. and my bad grammer is SO not an excuse. you think some of this stuff is too adult for me? i'm not as inocent as you think, don't just make assumptions, it makes you seem stupid.
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it's too adult for you because you're not an adult. no assumptions involved really.
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good point. I'm going to ignore it, but a good point none the less
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:21:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:00:31 (#)
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seriously, why do you want to ban me? i haven't done anything wrong. and my bad grammer is SO not an excuse. you think some of this stuff is too adult for me? i'm not as inocent as you think, don't just make assumptions, it makes you seem stupid.
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it's too adult for you because you're not an adult. no assumptions involved really.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:20:51 EST (#)
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u no i actualy hav a my lil poney t-shirt?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:18:37 EST (#)
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Oh shit. I didn't know this was Newty's post.
I completely retract my anchovy comment below. I should have said something about Hello Kitty or My Litle Pony.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:18:11 EST (#)
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o well. i guess its good to get used to rejection early on
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:17:54 EST (#)
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Did star's hairpiece catch on fire yet?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:03:59 EST (#)
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Newty, the law says differently.
There are things we talk about here that if we talk to you about, we go to jail. It's not personal, but I don't want to go to jail.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:00:31 EST (#)
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seriously, why do you want to ban me? i haven't done anything wrong. and my bad grammer is SO not an excuse. you think some of this stuff is too adult for me? i'm not as inocent as you think, don't just make assumptions, it makes you seem stupid.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:55:07 EST (#)
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Aw...it's Newty.
Sorry dear. But not really. This isn't a very good post, you know?
But I agree about being 13 on Uber. You should be out kissing boys or girls or whatever, before you end up old and dateless like the rest of us.
BUT NO SECOND BASE until you're older.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:53:28 EST (#)
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The older you get the less random nonsense you have to do. Thus you get better at doing what you need to do and thus you have more time. A lot of time at work is spent in a sort of 'standby' mode where you're not actually doing anything but waiting for the next problem to arise. Technically we're meant to spend that time streamlining existing processes and optimising our business networks but in reality we spend it joking about rape and guffawing at fart gags.
Although, theoretically at least, this too is a productive use of our time as we are chillaxing and/or developing our bantering skills.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:52:42 EST (#)
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Dear lord. You are so young. Go hence, child. This place will corrupt you.
Your innocence = Andy Dufresne's ass.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:52:38 EST (#)
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You just said "wouldn't of joined"
That right there is enough to ban you from the site.
It's "wouldn't HAVE joined"
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:51:10 EST (#)
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that harsh. theres nothing that says you have to be a certain age, i wouldnt of joined if there had been.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:47:04 EST (#)
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If he bans your IP you won't be able to get on the site at all.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:46:35 EST (#)
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u no iv been looking at this site since i was 11? theres not realy much point in baning me if im gona read all the posts anyways
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:44:07 EST (#)
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Oh, you're that stupid 13 year old
You really shouldn't be on this site at such an impressionable age, I'm serious.
I'm going to ask Bart to ban your IP for your own good
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:40:00 EST (#)
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my new idol. and hey guys if you keep -2ing me then im going to be on worst ever, do you really want that?????? im not worth it!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:36:42 EST (#)
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ALWAYS LOOK ANGRY, KEEP A REALLY MESSY DESK, AND SNAP AT PEOPLE / HUFF AND PUFF WHEN THEY ASK YOU TO DO SOMETHING.
THEY'LL THINK YOU'RE FUCKING BUSY.
I HAVEN'T DONE ANY WORK IN 3 YEARS.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:36:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:22:00 (#)
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How do you bathe and still manage to smell like an anchovy's cunt?
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years of practise
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:29:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:27:01 (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:17:11 (#)
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Fuck you, that's how.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:27:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:17:11 (#)
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Fuck you, that's how.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:25:03 EST (#)
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Sorry, the scroller in my mouse is backwards.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:24:42 EST (#)
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x
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:24:40 EST (#)
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Ooops. Meant for that to be a +2.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:24:19 EST (#)
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How do you manage not to step through four piles of infant shit on your way out your 1 bedroom trailer?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:22:00 EST (#)
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How do you bathe and still manage to smell like an anchovy's cunt?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:18:22 EST (#)
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MULTITASKING
PUSHING THE ENVELOPE
AND SO ON
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:17:11 EST (#)
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Fuck you, that's how.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:16:50 EST (#)
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talent.