The Best Part of My Woman Cheating on Me (1471 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.12 on 42 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Cali's on the Rebound, Ladies (View user info) at 2006-11-07 14:36:24 EST
-A short story of Infidelity-
The best part of my woman cheating on me? Well, the short answer to that would probably be 'Nothing'. But this is the not-so-short answer in my situation.
I have been on leave in Southern California since Mid-October. After not hearing from her for about 3 days, I finally get a call last weekend.
"I've been talking to this other guy for a while, and we've been seeing each other since you've left."
Not her exact words, but more or less what was thrown out there.
Yet, what should have prompted me to get in my car, drive 17 hours, and beat some ass was simply met with a "Well, good luck with all that." Click.
***
We'd been seeing each other for just under 4 months. It was a step above 'Friends with Benefits' and a step below 'Serious Relationship'. A comfy little median we were both happy with.
At 31, she is 8 years my elder. Definitely a first for me, but it was fun. The only time age became an issue was when she mentioned the television show 'Dallas', and I had no fucking idea what she was talking about. I'm also not too proud to mention she was kind of my Sugar Momma. And unless she remembers to cancel the order, I will have a Playstation 3 delivered to my house in just a few days.
***
However folks, as awesome as a free Playstation 3 is, it is NOT the reason I didn't get butt-hurt over this ordeal. Let's go back to the phone call, shall we?
"Blah blah blah, whoring around, yadda yadda, I'm pregnant."
"...eh?" *Heart starts pounding*
"Yeah, I just found out a couple days ago. Figured I should let you know."
"Pregnant?" *Tunnel vision*
"But don't worry. You and I always used a condom..."
"Pregnant?" *Hands shaking uncontrollably*
..."but there's been many times me and Jamal haven't. And I'm certain it's his."
"Pregn... wait. Jamal? The guy's name is Jamal?! You're telling me that you got knocked up by a Nig..."
"Yeah, he's black."
Suddenly, breathing isn't so difficult. My hands stop shaking as I come to my senses.
"God Chris, I'm so sorry. I really wanted to tell you about it earlier, but I just didn't know how. It's just that everything has been crazy lately, and..."
"Hey, don't worry about it. It's all good." I make no attempt at hiding a slight giggle.
"But isn't there anything you want to say?"
"Yeah, good luck with all THAT." Click.
I should be furious. I should be hurt, and jealous. I think any other man would cut his vacation short and go take care of business. Not only was she "talking" (and who knows what she meant by 'talking') to this guy while we were together, but wasted no time in jumping his bones after I leave for California. Christ, that's like a widow getting some ass the night after her husband's wake.
But no, I'm pretty much fine with it. Think about it, people. After sleeping with him for only a couple weeks, she is already having this guy's baby. And as much as I hate stereotyping, (well, not really) my money is on this guy being a Deadbeat Dad, and she'll be stuck raising her Mulatto baby all alone.
There's nothing I can possibly do to top that.
And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is the best part of my woman cheating on me.
...and the free Playstation 3.
User Reviews
Submitted by trivia91 (user info) at 2006-11-08 16:09:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, owned by a black guy. shit one.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-11-08 16:05:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome home. Hope you're having a good time. Sorry your chick is a cheating whore.
Submitted by rennfahrer (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:53:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It would be even better if you posted her name and photo to publicly disgrace her - lol.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:52:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:50:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
"Whoa! Are you out of your mind? Can't you see that that man is a nig.... Oh, excuse me. Wrong person."
I love that movie.
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-11-08 13:26:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd be cracking up laughing...she cheated and she got her cum-uppance!
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-11-08 06:54:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't hate the niggers for it, I hate the fact that all white bitches cream at the sight of a nigger!
Fucking black cock loving whores, if they all fuck niggers then what will we white males be left with unless we want to fuck white whores with stretched out pussies?
I'll tell you what, some of that jelly booty and purple pussy! NO THANKS!
I actually reckon my woman of 3 years was bumping uglies with a jigaboo last night! She said her sister was back from uni for 1 night (bullshit) and that they were going out on the town, but I know for a fact she has messages on her phone from a nigger she works with called Rod. She was blatantly out with him and has not answered her phone since 8pm last night.
At least you got a PS3! All I'm going to get from this relationship break up will be a double homicide!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-08 06:40:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You had your fun, you got some loot out of it, and the baby is probably not yours - I'd say this endeavor was a smashing success
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2006-11-08 06:17:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yep she has one nasty back.
not a great ass either
then again you could be uglier than a bucket full of armpits....
timmaaaaah, timmaaaah
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-08 03:41:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
GET TESTED.
THERE'S NO WAY SHE IS PREGNANT AFTER 'A COUPLE OF WEEKS.'
THEY WERE POMPING WHILE YOU TWO WERE POMPING.
Just a thought, use it, don't use it...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-08 02:55:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well... it was kind of inevitable really.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-08 02:46:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-11-08 02:20:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Her back is shaped funny.
It's got ridges'n'shit. You could grate cheese on it.
Submitted by garudave (user info) at 2006-11-07 21:49:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Score, brother. Score.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-07 20:18:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-07 19:04:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhh, while you DO have the deadbeat dad part right, and you still should beat some ass, you forget 2 options. Abortion and adoption. So I say, if you ever find out that she chose either option, then you need to beat some ass, starting with her, but till then I say you should enjoy her suffering.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-11-07 17:46:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Good luck with all that
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-07 17:43:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This country is full of dirtbags.
Of course, I'm kind of including YOU in there for hooking up with this piglet in the first place...but at least you ain't paying fo no child support.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-07 17:34:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good luck with all that
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-11-07 17:31:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
doesn't sound like she's too bright.
so you better hope and pray that baby
don't come out really really white.
because you can bet your sweet ass
she'll come looking for you to "pay".
enjoy that play station, fella!
Submitted by Hypnoholic (user info) at 2006-11-07 17:21:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
As I've been on the same side of the situation as you, I've gotta give you credit for this. Only, I'm the she, and he ended up with an STD instead of a baby.
Submitted by rennfahrer (user info) at 2006-11-07 16:43:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There's absolutely nothing better than a whore like that getting a taste of poetic justice...
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-11-07 16:22:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85397
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-11-07 16:21:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, that's awesome. Getting knocked up by some black guy is almost as embarassing as cheating on your boyfriend of 4 years with a tranny like my ex did.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-11-07 16:17:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice. Karma strikes again. Also if that's her I'd bite that ass in a second.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-11-07 16:00:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The official release date for the Sony PS3 is November 17, 2006.
10 days is a FEW??
Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:56:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Don't forget to buy her a watermelon for the baby shower!
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:53:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
one good night of getting shitfaced drunk with the homeys playing ps3 is all you need.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:50:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Whoa! Are you out of your mind? Can't you see that that man is a nig.... Oh, excuse me. Wrong person."
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:43:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:33:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That is a nice round ass...
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:29:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Congrats on the PS3. She sounds like a real whore.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:07:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Son, sometimes you get the cougar, and sometimes the cougar gets you
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:00:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why does that woman have a lego on her backside?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:51:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That does win.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:50:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Buy her a CD single of "She's Having My Baby."
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:49:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh, her ass looks like it's been played by four jamaicans with their garbage can sticks.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:48:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm gonna be really disappointed when I find out that's really a dude in the picture, aren't I?
Not that I've janxed to the shot yet or anything.
God I hope it's a woman.
Submitted by thesushiking (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:43:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
it would be so much easier to bear if he was a white deadbeat father...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:41:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
hahahaha.
lucky you.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:41:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
is it just me or do african american men seem to impregnate everything they look at?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:40:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"mulatto" LOL
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-07 14:39:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
some of my best friends are niggers