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Category: Movies & TV

Rating: -1.88 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by hug-a-friend (View user info) at 2006-11-07 15:06:50 EST


I just wanted to take a moment to tell you how sweet and comforting I think you are. When I'm at my worst, you make me feel my best.

Ubersite has lots of bad guys.

I think you're not one of them. If you are one of them, maybe you just need a hug? Or if you don't need a hug then PERHAPS ABOUT 20 CC'S OF CYANIDE DUMPED STRAIGHT INTO YOUR AORTA OUGHTTA DO IT?

...

Sorry about that.

I'm sorry about a lot of things but it's nothing that a hug can't fix!

























I hope my next ramen packet is hug-flavored.

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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:30:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

hug-flavored Ramen doesn't deserve a -2.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:25:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:10:54 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:09:00 (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck you, Bret.

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WTF? Is there one moment out of the day when I'm not on your mind you obsessive little twat?

Christ. Go dance with a train already.
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I can sniff out your alter smiles away. They smell like rotten ham, just like you.

And seriously, "dance with a train"? Are you fucking kidding me or is this really the best you can do, you enormous retard?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:23:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I sprayed turd flavored shit in your mouth while fucking your mom in her 2 hole.

Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:21:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

HAHAHAHAHA

The old man makes me laugh.

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:20:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'll betting your next post is -2flavoured.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:19:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Knock it the fuck off

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:12:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

who?

Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:10:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:09:00 (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck you, Bret.

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WTF? Is there one moment out of the day when I'm not on your mind you obsessive little twat?

Christ. Go dance with a train already.

Submitted by barnaclebill (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:10:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 DIE FROM TEH GHEY AIDS

Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:09:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

please die.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:09:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck you, Bret.


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