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Hello, it's me again (305 hits)

Category: Movies & TV

Rating: -1.88 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by hug-a-friend (View user info) at 2006-11-07 15:06:50 EST


I just wanted to take a moment to tell you how sweet and comforting I think you are. When I'm at my worst, you make me feel my best.

Ubersite has lots of bad guys.

I think you're not one of them. If you are one of them, maybe you just need a hug? Or if you don't need a hug then PERHAPS ABOUT 20 CC'S OF CYANIDE DUMPED STRAIGHT INTO YOUR AORTA OUGHTTA DO IT?

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Sorry about that.

I'm sorry about a lot of things but it's nothing that a hug can't fix!

























I hope my next ramen packet is hug-flavored.

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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:30:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

hug-flavored Ramen doesn't deserve a -2.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:25:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:10:54 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:09:00 (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck you, Bret.

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WTF? Is there one moment out of the day when I'm not on your mind you obsessive little twat?

Christ. Go dance with a train already.
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I can sniff out your alter smiles away. They smell like rotten ham, just like you.

And seriously, "dance with a train"? Are you fucking kidding me or is this really the best you can do, you enormous retard?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:23:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I sprayed turd flavored shit in your mouth while fucking your mom in her 2 hole.

Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:21:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

HAHAHAHAHA

The old man makes me laugh.

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:20:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'll betting your next post is -2flavoured.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:19:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Knock it the fuck off

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:12:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

who?

Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:10:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:09:00 (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck you, Bret.

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WTF? Is there one moment out of the day when I'm not on your mind you obsessive little twat?

Christ. Go dance with a train already.

Submitted by barnaclebill (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:10:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 DIE FROM TEH GHEY AIDS

Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:09:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

please die.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-11-07 15:09:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck you, Bret.


Oh everything's cruel according to you. Keeping him chained us in the
backyard is cruel. Pulling his tail is cruel. Yelling in his ears is
cruel. Everything is cruel. So excuse me if I'm cruel.

-- Homer Simpson
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