Do you stay up and night wondering if OathMeal likes you or not? NOW IN CRUMPLEVISION - Quite possibly the name-droppingest post EV4R (1681 hits)
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Submitted by OathMeal rides again!! (View user info) at 2006-11-08 10:09:40 EST
*yaaaaaawwwwwn*
G'morning FRENZ (super and otherwise).
As I sit here quelling the fervor of those I work with on a daily basis, those who adore me and my selling style, and who want to do nothing more than give me their money for training services, I find myself bothered with a tinge of empathy for you, the regular uberuser.
The question is killing you: "Does OathMeal love me? Or not?"
I understand your need to know.
Are you in his good graces? If a fire started in a building in which you were sharing coffee with OathMeal, would he bother to aid you in your exit, or would he leave you to burn like the useless bitch you are?
Again, I can relate with your urge to know where you stand. So, as a civic duty on par with what ETS did yesterday, I decided to compartmentalize those I approve of and those I simply do not. You can thank me later for clearing the air.
Unfortunately there is no middle ground. Sorry.
There IS, however, a third category for those of you who are deserving of only the most *heralded* label assignable by his majesty Sir Oathy. I'll be listing that category first.
So without further ado:
-2CRUMPLED COMPLETE WASTES OF 1's and 0's (aka faggot supreme combo meals, king-sized with extra gaysauce)
FatTony
[Unequivically the easiest person to hate, ever]
Inion_de_trua
[It's not enough that she contributes to the distribution of off-brand smut but she's narrowminded, jaded and remarkably boring]
Shlongy
[Heh. Of all the users on this site Jeff here gets an A+ for being the most misleading. Folks, he's not rich. The only instrument he can play is the long, fleshy one and he can barely spell 'Atlanta', let alone muster the nuts required to pay the city a visit.]
Method
[Dude thinks he's built like a tank. A fish tank, maybe. What a tard.]
FoolProof
[This dude's ignorance is preceded only by his need for contention. Eerily, I'm with him on the last part there, but that's where the similarities end. This asshat is just intellectually bereft, period.]
HurtByTheSun
[Any of you who have been subjected to the idiocy contained in this user's posts can attest to his level of immaturity and complete lack of any semblance of writing ability.]
Apollo88
[I swear to god. If there is *one* uberuser who is so grossly overrated it makes my stomach turn, it's this little bitch. How this pussy got anywhere near the MVA list is well beyond me.]
Congratulations to our first category winners. The remainder of those mentionable will be confined to either 'Black or White', 'Trash or Treasure', 'Winner or Loser', 'Straight or Gay', 'Life or Death' and finally, 'Good or Bad'.
WHITE/TREASURE/WINNER/STRAIGHT/LIFE/GOOD
Manicmother
Maltese
Stok
Frankthebear
Rob_Berg
ilikesteak
sinistral
kaos_king
GodChicken
habeeb
ETS
Shinebox
sicosemen (by a fucking hair, keep that in mind)
The Cyst Master
Thorpe
Hourman
Allyson
BLACK/TRASH/LOSER/GAY/DEATH/BAD
Caulaincourt
The Director
Whatever asshole took my fclo002 alter
McLegs
Sacrilicious
Axolotl
Beano
Jgreening
Loki
JonnyX (affectionately termed, however. This is a very exclusional case.)
Darko
HighVoltage900
hilarity_ensues
Sphagnum
Unabonger
Chroniclysm
livEvil
Adamdidit2u
Bubba2341
gravitas
PFF
redskieslookfake
rad1101
scourge
badassmofo
retrospect
The_Mighty_Badger
awesome_face
8track (http://www.ubersite.com/m/94226#2176747)
HadToBeDone
Not on this list? Send me an e-mail and I'll consider you.
minustwodie.at.gmail.com (yup. it's mine.)
Now be at peace having been satisfied with this knowledge.
User Reviews
Submitted by EJ (user info) at 2008-10-29 18:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-11 12:09:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95651
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-11-10 08:22:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Gratuitous ass kissing
Submitted by ShakeyBear (user info) at 2006-11-10 08:06:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
unworthy of reading considering you talk like a hyperactive school girl.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-10 07:49:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fag below.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-09 19:15:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
jesus fucking christ.
get laid. pay for it if you have to. just go get laid and wake up to yourself.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-09 08:33:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
for having ets on your good list.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-11-09 08:05:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
holy shit i can't believe nobody made fun of me for once.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:59:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're so different here.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:49:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Where as you Bret are a sad little man.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:39:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:24:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
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Stagger I like.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-09 03:39:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What TTOM said.
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-11-09 00:06:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-11-08 21:06:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
[bloop]
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2006-11-08 20:58:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-08 20:56:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:21:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Inion_de_trua
[It's not enough that she contributes to the distribution of off-brand smut but she's narrowminded, jaded and remarkably boring]
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i like that i work with smut AND qualify as narrowminded. i'm dynamic like that.
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I like to think you work in smut and are incredibly open-minded to the possibility of having an orgy with Circe, Sac,ghola, and TL (because where else would you get the foot shaped strapon?)while the rest of uber watches via live video streaming.
Also, please stay off of Uber AND pH oathmeal infact just go live on a nisolated island by yourself, b/c everyone in 'real life' and in 'uber life' fucking hate you, and not in the good way like we hate ETS either.
Imma be like Fat Tony and Shandy now, fuck spell check
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-08 20:43:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
pathetic little man
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2006-11-08 20:27:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-08 18:30:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:18:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
YAY!!!
i get to live.
soper fren!
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Allyson, after a month or so of seeing you review here, I've come to the decision that you are quite possibly the biggest dickhead on this fucking site. Bret, grow the fuck up, please. You should take this onboard, if *I* think you're immature you've got a problem.
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D_R said this in his "Dad voice", Im oddly aroused. wait...what?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-11-08 20:10:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-08 18:39:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A list Im glad I didnt make
Submitted by kwame_johnson (user info) at 2006-11-08 18:37:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this post is 0383xgay
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-08 18:30:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:18:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
YAY!!!
i get to live.
soper fren!
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Allyson, after a month or so of seeing you review here, I've come to the decision that you are quite possibly the biggest dickhead on this fucking site. Bret, grow the fuck up, please. You should take this onboard, if *I* think you're immature you've got a problem.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-08 17:37:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I just noticed "Do you stay up and night"...
Yes, I'm a grammar nazi at times, which makes me a hypocrite.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-08 17:19:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Creepy fucker below.
Submitted by kwame_johnson (user info) at 2006-11-08 16:28:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oooh ooooh!
you know that old song 'brookhaven way'?
i wanna take a trip down brookhaven waaaay....
bring my bat and we can plaaaay...
this reminds me of that.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:32:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hooray!
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:18:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YAY!!!
i get to live.
soper fren!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:03:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wait, I don't have a list that's just me and Johnny and Method for those that have made you roid rage when we point out shit?
Fucking hell, man. -2lackofeffort.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:02:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you fall into a pool of your girlfriends shit.
Dam your gay. Thats means you fall into a pool of your 'girlfriends' shit every night.
Ok I hope your monitor explodes and glass goes into your neck and you bleed to death.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:48:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
another list I didn't make.
though I can't say that I missed out on anything. this was a very MEH post.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:11:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:09:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
You make me want to destroy something beautiful
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*blushes*
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:09:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You make me want to destroy something beautiful
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-08 13:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess I really am as cool as my mom says.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-08 13:36:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:46:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:42:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:36:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
2. No Jeanneee on the "Good" list? I thought you guys were making babies or something...maybe it was the anxiety att...nevermind
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Yup. You got it.
I don't take kindly to folks who run their fat fucking mouths to others about my personal issues.
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but YOU run your mouth about the same damn issues. if you don't say don't tell, then tough shit. plus if you're willing to post it online somewhere else then how is that really her fault?
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She's got you there, buddy-boy. I had no idea that you got raped in military school until you told me, here.
These comments are great though, and yes, I do that credit for inspiring 'crumpling', and my other favourite, 'UNCOOL BANNING OFFENSE'.
And what exactly does my placement on your List indicate? Does that make me dipshit emeritus, or what?
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-11-08 13:09:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
weeeeeepers. you has no love for the jader.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-11-08 12:35:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm too good to be on your list you little fucking faggot.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-11-08 12:34:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
More boring than Nixon's.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-08 12:21:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yay
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-11-08 12:12:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I never stopped playing with my LEGO.
Fucking ignorant retards.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-08 12:12:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Go fuck yourself.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-08 12:12:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey Method... AIM me?
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-11-08 12:11:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 die
where's my namedrop?
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-08 12:10:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nothing that involves you, so please get back to playing with your legos.
I
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-11-08 12:09:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the hell are you fags arguing about?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-08 12:06:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know what I meant.
I'm not a good talker.
Regardless, cut the shit. Stop being a fucking immature little asshole
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-08 12:05:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-08 12:02:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
You can make fun of me all you'd like, call me fat, built like a fish tank, whatever, that's fine and all in good fun. When you start slandering someones livelihood, that's when things take a turn for the worse. You have absolutely no tact and you need to grow the fuck up, you sad piece of shit
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Slandering someone's livelihood??
HOLY SHIT GEORGE LEARN THE MEANINGS OF THE WORDS YOU USE.
Who's fucking livelihood did I slander? Hmm?
Your false accusations are almost as unbelieveable as your passion for flexing internet muscle. Get your fucking facts straight, dickcheese.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-08 12:03:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:59:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
If you want to get personal, I'm your huckleberry.
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Jesus Christ.
*shakes head*
You truly live for this shit, don't you?
And even in THIS case, it's COMPLETELY unprovoked. I suppose I'll never understand your fixation with scare tactics.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-08 12:02:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You can make fun of me all you'd like, call me fat, built like a fish tank, whatever, that's fine and all in good fun. When you start slandering someones livelihood, that's when things take a turn for the worse. You have absolutely no tact and you need to grow the fuck up, you sad piece of shit
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:59:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
See, there you go again. You're walking a very fine line, my friend. The lines of reality and fantasy, A.K.A. real life and ubersite, seem to be very blurred with you.
If you want to get personal, I'm your huckleberry.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:57:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and if that was some sort of a veiled threat, you need to get over yourself and your "internet sleuth" skills.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:57:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:54:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope for your sake you didn't spend any money on something like that. That's just really stupid.
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George, I assure you I did not.
You can appreciate however the value in saying I did, simply to produce a reaction.
And dude, keep your electroplated trash away from me. I'm not keen on supporting the Taiwanese economy by purchasing shit like that.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:57:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Let's not get caught up in pages of psychobabble bullshit.
Bret's a fucking retard - END OF STORY.
We don't want to hear hypotheticals about how he was molested as a child or raped by a panther.
The facts are simple:- He was dropped directly on his skull at birth...
From the summit of brokeback mountain.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:54:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope for your sake you didn't spend any money on something like that. That's just really stupid.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:54:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:50:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
George, for the record I didn't pay anyone a dime.
I told Simon I did to agitate. Believe me, I have better things to spend $19.95 on.
Like, some high-quality jewelry from your e-store.
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I'll get you a discount if you'd like.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:54:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I reckon I'm on the bad list by association. Sigh.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:51:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Method, what do you expect from this stalker? He obviously has no friends, no life, and his redneck family rejects him.
Bret is the kid that got picked on in high school and is trying to get revenge on the "cool kids" at Ubersite. Sad, really. You could almost feel sorry for him if he wasn't such a loser in all aspects.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:50:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:49:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
Take a bath with the toaster, champion.
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Credit where credit is due, this was kinda funny.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:50:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
George, for the record I didn't pay anyone a dime.
I told Simon I did to agitate. Believe me, I have better things to spend $19.95 on.
Like, some high-quality jewelry from your e-store.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:49:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stagger has a nice list.
I'd fuck every single person on that list multiple times.
Especially Sphagnum.
Just out of curiosity, pencildick. How many of these "people" on your deplorably pathetic list are actually real? I can see about 6 alters without even scrutinizing it thoroughly.
Take a bath with the toaster, champion.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:43:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't believe you actually paid a service to get personal information on someone from ubersite.
Does this not strike you as odd in the very least?
I'm very embarassed for you, Bret.
Sunlight, meet Bret. Bret, meet sunlight.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:40:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck was this trainwreck all about?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:39:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
interesting
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:30:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
User id: 28444
Registered on or around: 2006-08-31 11:49:01
# Messages posted: 2
# Reviews written: 135
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 36
# Hits: 718
Average rating of all messages: 1.02
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ScarfaceMN, who the fuck are you again?
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:29:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HA!
ASSSSADDDASIDENWNKFEWNLEFWEJKLWJLWSLANSLNDS BLAKKKKKKOOOOMAAASHHHHTTAAAWWKKKKKK
I R TEH ETHIOPIAN BIRD FISHAR!
Submitted by ScarfaceMN (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:20:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
All I want to do is drink beer for breakfast...
And -2 posts that lost me at the third line. *YAWN*
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:12:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
=) I love your way with words, honey
You old sailor, you!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:10:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And for christ's sake, if you are going to keep that matted up rug between your knees, do you think you can get it crop dusted for crotch crickets? Fucking thing smell like AIDS.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:03:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought you said you were done, but I guess you were only talking about scraping off your birth canal.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:03:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, Ginger... Could you be any gayer?
BTW, I love you too.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:02:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Alright Simon, I decided
I don't care about your recent herpes outbreak
I want to do it again
Name a time and place, I'll be there
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:02:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No merit.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:59:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
at least credit jonnyx for crumplevison you fucking loser.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:59:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's gettin' old, queerbait.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:58:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No flashbacks, but throwing a hot dog down a hallway would indicate that your vag is reminiscent of Goatse.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:58:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and i do not know who hurt by the sun is
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:57:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yer not worth the -2, bitch.
You'll just feed off of it and get more annoying, you fucking waste.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:57:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like all or those people ok except for Fat Tony.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:56:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:50:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
*sob*
A roid-raging, attention-whoring, fucking nobody, pathetic, stalking, red-headed, community-college educated retard doesn't like me?
Whatever shall I do?
Oh, that's right. Go on about my life as nothing has changed. Fucking idiot.
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What's with the zero you fucking coward?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:55:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:50:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
*sob*
A roid-raging, attention-whoring, fucking nobody, pathetic, stalking, red-headed, community-college educated retard doesn't like me?
Whatever shall I do?
Oh, that's right. Go on about my life as nothing has changed. Fucking idiot.
BWAHAHAAHHAHAHA
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:54:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I LIVE FOR IT, BITCH
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:51:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:45:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
whoa, drama
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You earned it, bitch.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:50:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*sob*
A roid-raging, attention-whoring, fucking nobody, pathetic, stalking, red-headed, community-college educated retard doesn't like me?
Whatever shall I do?
Oh, that's right. Go on about my life as nothing has changed. Fucking idiot.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:50:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey SVI, it doesn't take a fucking genius to know that if you have a small penis, it's going to feel PRETTY roomy no matter where you stick it.
This is where the love started. Are you getting flashbacks?
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-07-18 13:10:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
Great story
However, I wouldn't talk shit on someone's posts if I had a face and a penis that looked like yours
Talk about God playing practical jokes
Douche
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:49:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:49:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Phew, now I can finally get some rest.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:48:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"do you stay up and night wondering.."
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:46:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:42:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:36:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
2. No Jeanneee on the "Good" list? I thought you guys were making babies or something...maybe it was the anxiety att...nevermind
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Yup. You got it.
I don't take kindly to folks who run their fat fucking mouths to others about my personal issues.
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but YOU run your mouth about the same damn issues. if you don't say don't tell, then tough shit. plus if you're willing to post it online somewhere else then how is that really her faul?
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:45:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what Oath, that wasn't cool of her, so I'm giving you a +2 even though it doesn't matter now.
Funny that she didn't make it on the "Bad" list though. You still love her, huh?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:45:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
whoa, drama
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:45:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually, I feel honoured, this is the first uber list I've made! Go me!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:45:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It felt the same in your cunny, too.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:42:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And it fit so easily, with EXTRA room to spare! =D
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:42:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:36:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
2. No Jeanneee on the "Good" list? I thought you guys were making babies or something...maybe it was the anxiety att...nevermind
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Yup. You got it.
I don't take kindly to folks who run their fat fucking mouths to others about my personal issues.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:42:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i thought we were buds?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:41:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:36:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
Three points:
1. Simon sucks dick. Lots of it.
2. No Jeanneee on the "Good" list? I thought you guys were making babies or something...maybe it was the anxiety att...nevermind
3. Thank you for hating me, I assure you that the feeling is mutual. =)
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She didn't mind putting my mule in her mouth.... SNAP!
Submitted by hugafriend (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:39:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow! lots of hugs for everyone!
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:36:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Three points:
1. Simon sucks dick. Lots of it.
2. No Jeanneee on the "Good" list? I thought you guys were making babies or something...maybe it was the anxiety att...nevermind
3. Thank you for hating me, I assure you that the feeling is mutual. =)
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:35:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
dear mr d.,
i'm confused as to why you mentioned me.
i would like a fun stalker and i don't think you don't seem to fit my standards. please stop thinking of me, it scares me. plus i usually like to reciprocate favors except i prefer not to think of you. thank you very much for your time.
idt.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:34:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for mentioning me, too, you prick.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:32:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You rated some right retards pretty highly in your 'Good' section.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:31:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yes, insanely
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:30:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And stop thinking about me a night, fag.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:30:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:28:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
NICE COLLECTION OF NOBODIES, Z-LISTER
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Jealous much?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:29:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:26:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:22:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
At least I was nice enough to make you a tombstone.
It's terrible to be forgotten. This must be what Satan feels like.
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O-tron, I have something very special in mind for you. Please be patient.
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Uh oh.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:28:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NICE COLLECTION OF NOBODIES, Z-LISTER
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:26:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:22:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
At least I was nice enough to make you a tombstone.
It's terrible to be forgotten. This must be what Satan feels like.
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O-tron, I have something very special in mind for you. Please be patient.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:25:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The_Mighty_Badger was my account while this one was banned / unverified / whatever. Anyway, you make Shlongy look like a member of mensa.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:24:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nothing against you personally, but (from your list) I like and would probably buy drinks for:
Inion_de_trua
Shlongy
Method
Hurtbythesun
Apollo88 (scouser though he is)
GodChicken
kaos_king
Thorpe
Caulaincourt
The Director/pokey/whoever
Sacrilicious
Axolotl
Beano
Darko
Gravitas
Redskieslookfake
Hadtobedone
Chroniclysism
Sphagnum
Hilarity_ensues
HighVoltage900
scourge
badassmofo
And that's just the ones that leap out at me. Way to hate reasonably cool people. (Though some of these were on your "good" list, whatever.)
Submitted by fclo002 (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:22:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not an asshole.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:22:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
At least I was nice enough to make you a tombstone.
It's terrible to be forgotten. This must be what Satan feels like.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:22:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I only read this because someone told me to. I don't usually bother.
YAY, I'M WITH MOST OF MY FRIENDS WOO
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:21:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Inion_de_trua
[It's not enough that she contributes to the distribution of off-brand smut but she's narrowminded, jaded and remarkably boring]
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i like that i work with smut AND qualify as narrowminded. i'm dynamic like that.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:20:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:13:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you keep lists of your friends/enemies in real life?
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*sound of paper being CRUMPLED*
Um, no.
Heh.
No way, man! That would be wierd.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:20:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I approve of this post.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:16:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*disappointed meow*
Auto +2 Namedrop
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:14:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Reminded me of this kid I knew in middle school got suspended for having a hit list.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:13:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is kinda 4th grade-ish, but there are a couple of good burns in there.
Do you keep lists of your friends/enemies in real life?