METHOD COMlCS PRESENTS: (1953 hits)
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Submitted by (V) (View user info) at 2006-11-08 10:19:52 EST
I don't know why I'm giving this fucking retard any attention, (I'm sure he'll say because I envy him or something equally asinine), but I found this highly amusing and a complete waste of my time.
If this is any good, I'll take requests from uberusers and make a series out of it.
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-12-01 12:10:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-09 14:01:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OH NOES HE CRUMPLED JEANNEEEE
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-11-09 13:59:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:45:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Foster...
Do I have a nemesis?
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Personal hygiene and intelligence.
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PWNED!!!
the reviews are even better than the comic
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:16:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MAKE IT DOUBLE T!!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:16:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-08 13:06:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, you should definately do this, and I'll help.
By day, he is mild-mannered Bret D., salesman and cube-dweller. He luncheons at Applebee's and peruses his Land's End and Tom of Finland catalogs in his spare time.
But, by nighttime, he turns into...The Crumpler!
His superpowers include:
-freaking out in a steroid-induced rage
-has the ability to quit at any time
-can play the harmonica AND operate a motor vehicle at the same time
-lightning-fast reflexes that allow him to -2spam anyone who displeases him
-super thin skin so that he can personally absorb any perceived slight, no matter how trivial (actually, that's not much of a superpower)
-can spot an UNCOOL BANNING OFFENSE from a mile away
-ability to crumple at will (natch!)
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Of course he would need his own version of kryptonite...
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-09 06:27:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ROBIN DIED?
AND WHO IS THE BLONDE BIRD WHAT GOT CRIMPLED?
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2006-11-08 21:00:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-08 20:42:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-08 19:22:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80634
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-08 19:22:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
You do? Produce ONE.
OK...OK...I stand corrected.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-08 20:35:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you should have had him crumpling the many uber users who keep him from 'gaining acceptance from this community'
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-11-08 20:16:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Series!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-11-08 20:13:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-11-08 20:10:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-11-08 19:53:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You fucker, I closed the window so I can't put up my response to that.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-08 19:32:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AJ: so what's new?
Method: nuttin
Anthony: me either
except for the girlfriend, that is.
V: i dont care
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-11-08 19:31:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
me:You are seriously going to make a post of that? I suppose it probably won't fit on the Uberboard, eh?
(V): no
i posted it as a review on my post
me: oh, okay
PS that's very Electro of you.
(V): what is
me: your comic series
(V): stfu dick
me: 'if u ppl liek mah series i will take requests'
(V): hahahaahahahahah
me: might as well put togu up in the upper left as your logo
(V): youre right
i didnt realize
hahahahaah
me: hahahaha
***
And we laughed some more.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-08 19:25:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AJ: You know what's great? Winning power struggles in a relationship.
Method: Yeah, maybe you'll find out about that first hand someday
AJ: har har....perhaps you haven't checked my Myspace status, slick
Method: ..........
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-08 19:22:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80634
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-08 19:22:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You do? Produce ONE.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-08 19:15:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll turn it into a comic book series, just don't expect them to be churned out every day, I ONLY CREATE QUALITY MASTERPIECES
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-08 19:12:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Method, I would propose that the one after your tank issue should be Electro- in his 16-bit block figure-party-shirt-glory (with powers such as Chokomut ice creams vision and the autistic wail, ETS in all of his amazing insanity (with the amazing powers to come up with a conspiracy theory in mere seconds AND paranoia) to go at it with the crumpler in an all out uber site reject battle royal.
Of course this would have to take place in ETS's basement s his mother won't let him leave the house after 6 P.M.
Think about it.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-08 19:11:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahaahahhaah
ok fine, you can be the fat blob
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-08 19:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear god don't tie me in with that gash-bitch.
I had to sit outside my god damned hotel room for 20 minutes while her and 1.21Gig were fucking...
It was horrifying.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-08 18:52:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was indeed: kicker of all ass (+2)
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-08 16:57:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ha
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-08 16:43:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-08 16:34:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
No, you're "pathological liar" man
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haha
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-08 16:34:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, you're "pathological liar" man, with his untrustworthy sidekick Urbane
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:59:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So, I'm guessing I might be some sort of blob-like character?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:45:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Foster...
Do I have a nemesis?
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Personal hygiene and intelligence.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:31:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:27:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
THE NEXT ONE WILL HAVE "THE TANK" (my fat head on a tank) VS. "THE CRUMPLER"
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xcellent, then you can have Simon and his Halle Berry sidekick in the one after that.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:27:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:27:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
THE NEXT ONE WILL HAVE "THE TANK" (my fat head on a tank) VS. "THE CRUMPLER"
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:22:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:19:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-08 13:06:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, you should definately do this, and I'll help.
By day, he is mild-mannered Bret D., salesman and cube-dweller. He luncheons at Applebee's and peruses his Land's End and Tom of Finland catalogs in his spare time.
But, by nighttime, he turns into...The Crumpler!
His superpowers include:
-freaking out in a steroid-induced rage
-has the ability to quit at any time
-can play the harmonica AND operate a motor vehicle at the same time
-lightning-fast reflexes that allow him to -2spam anyone who displeases him
-super thin skin so that he can personally absorb any perceived slight, no matter how trivial (actually, that's not much of a superpower)
-can spot an UNCOOL BANNING OFFENSE from a mile away
-ability to crumple at will (natch!)
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Do I have a nemesis?
All this attention is making me hard. Keep it up, Jenny.
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IT'S CRUMPLING TIME!
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:19:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-08 13:06:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, you should definately do this, and I'll help.
By day, he is mild-mannered Bret D., salesman and cube-dweller. He luncheons at Applebee's and peruses his Land's End and Tom of Finland catalogs in his spare time.
But, by nighttime, he turns into...The Crumpler!
His superpowers include:
-freaking out in a steroid-induced rage
-has the ability to quit at any time
-can play the harmonica AND operate a motor vehicle at the same time
-lightning-fast reflexes that allow him to -2spam anyone who displeases him
-super thin skin so that he can personally absorb any perceived slight, no matter how trivial (actually, that's not much of a superpower)
-can spot an UNCOOL BANNING OFFENSE from a mile away
-ability to crumple at will (natch!)
----
Do I have a nemesis?
All this attention is making me hard. Keep it up, Jenny.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:04:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-08 13:31:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HA! America: 1, Fat Gheywads: 0
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-11-08 13:20:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
hahaha
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-08 13:06:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, you should definately do this, and I'll help.
By day, he is mild-mannered Bret D., salesman and cube-dweller. He luncheons at Applebee's and peruses his Land's End and Tom of Finland catalogs in his spare time.
But, by nighttime, he turns into...The Crumpler!
His superpowers include:
-freaking out in a steroid-induced rage
-has the ability to quit at any time
-can play the harmonica AND operate a motor vehicle at the same time
-lightning-fast reflexes that allow him to -2spam anyone who displeases him
-super thin skin so that he can personally absorb any perceived slight, no matter how trivial (actually, that's not much of a superpower)
-can spot an UNCOOL BANNING OFFENSE from a mile away
-ability to crumple at will (natch!)
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-11-08 12:56:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think the little smile on his face makes this all the more hilarious.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-08 12:38:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-08 12:17:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man, youre just ASKING for a crumpling
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-08 12:17:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man, youre just ASKING for a crumpling
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-08 12:12:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I needed this.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-08 12:07:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I seriously think you may function better in public, with large amounts of therapy.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-11-08 12:00:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I smell pain!
I like that smell
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:50:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aces!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:38:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DO ME...
In the ass
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:37:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Uh oh method, watch out, he'll crumple you.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:25:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:20:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
kick ass
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:19:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck Jason Todd.
*shoots self for preceding statement.
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:16:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DC is shit.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:16:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xlp8p_borat-part-2
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:11:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
even if bret had personal training from chuck norris, this post kicks more ass than he ever could.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:00:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweeeeet!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:56:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
eeeeeeeeew!
even his FACE is ginger.
that's gross.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:54:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I never loved you more, Method.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:52:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
High five for the shirt.
I giggled like a schoolgirl at this post.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:47:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to be your roommate in Hell.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:42:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
needs some hot chicksas. yes do a series.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:40:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2filename
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:40:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahaha.
because if he did you'd have no one to play with.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:35:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Shirrrrrrt!
Yes, do a series.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:33:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:33:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-04-09 06:25:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
And yes, my shirt rocks. Wherever you go, always look like you came back from a vacation
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:29:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay for Crumplevision
Georgie is the bestesesesesesesesesest =D
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:28:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*right click*
*set as background*
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:26:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Please to be making comics about me?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:26:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Electro's party shirt = auto +2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:24:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:23:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww, fuck, god damnit.
Sorry.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:23:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Like comics cost $1.25 anymore.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:23:23 EST (#)
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People are wondering why I'm laughing like a Bret at an amusement park.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:22:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
Submitted by fclo002 (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:21:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't stop laughing.