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I Know It's Not Thursday (1252 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.82 on 69 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by coley (View user info) at 2006-11-08 13:05:13 EST




DickCheneyIsGoingHuntingWithHisDaughterAndIThinkHeWillShootHerInTheFaceMrColeySaidShesALesbianSoISaidIGuessThatWillBeHerFirstTimeThenHuhWasThatABadJoke.JPG (675 kB)

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Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:45:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

cheers

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:34:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Newty: scroll down; Sacrilicious linked pics in a review on this post

Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-09 14:20:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

can you send me pictures of your cookies? it's a sad request but it's not like you can send the real thing

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:54:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

darko: twas on the space.

PEENAR COOKIES INDEED

The hardest part was when I tried to frost them and they would break :'(

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:32:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I totally don't remember giving you my shoe size/height.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:08:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-09 02:36:29 (#)
Ranking: 2

peener cookies?
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PEENER COOKIES

http://www.ubersite.com/m/82397

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-11-09 05:29:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome stuff!

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-09 02:36:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-08 19:19:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

Coley can you send me Christmas Cookies? People are always saying they'll send me cookies but they hardly ever do and you're a good girl and you know how to make peener cookies please please please?





peener cookies?


Submitted by garudave (user info) at 2006-11-09 02:33:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That's a mean recipe.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-09 01:58:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

darko is jaded and doesn't care about anything anymore

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-09 00:34:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It was sort of funny and you know it, darko.

Did you even see your name in this post?

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-09 00:07:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Horrible joke.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-08 23:08:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Orgasmatron: OMG YOU SAID IT

Sacrilicious: MWAH thank you. :)

Stay the hell off my posts, D_R!

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-08 23:04:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:54:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:35:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

GMCrayon? Leave that ugly fuckin word off my posts, thanks.

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Yeah, I don't like seeing the word "GetNakkeddd" on my posts either.
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I don't like seeing her period. (heh-hee 'period'.)

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:58:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:54:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:35:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

GMCrayon? Leave that ugly fuckin word off my posts, thanks.

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Yeah, I don't like seeing the word "GetNakkeddd" on my posts either.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:39:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Coley?


Thank you.


You're the best.


Hey Coley?


You're much prettier than Danger_Ranger the non-tremendous robot.


I love you.


Like you know what.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:35:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

GMCrayon? Leave that ugly fuckin word off my posts, thanks.

Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:19:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Getnakeddd went dressed as a nigger? Wow

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:03:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh yeah, and Lishy? you'd have to post pics of you eating them, of course.
:P

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:03:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-08 19:19:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

Coley can you send me Christmas Cookies? People are always saying they'll send me cookies but they hardly ever do and you're a good girl and you know how to make peener cookies please please please?
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Lishy, I will send you Christmas cookies because I <3 you and you asked so nicely. I'm not one to go back on my promises, so with that in mind, email me your address to rockfishrock.at.gmail.com and know that cookies WILL come to you. Also know that I will NOT promise cookies to ANYONE else, lest I fail on that promise. And I don't like broken promises. :)

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-11-08 20:34:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-11-08 20:15:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-08 19:54:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-08 19:28:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

Im not mental DR, just...psychologiclly challenged
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Listen McMario, you left me off your Oliver Cromwell post. That's not normal.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-08 19:28:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Im not mental DR, just...psychologiclly challenged

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-08 19:19:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Coley can you send me Christmas Cookies? People are always saying they'll send me cookies but they hardly ever do and you're a good girl and you know how to make peener cookies please please please?

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-08 18:58:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That filename kicks all sorts of ass, I might have to steal it; use it at a much later date, after it has been forgotten, and claim it as my own.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-08 18:14:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

MyTeeOne: thank you. :) no, I never got a pic from you. I put up all the ones I got.
Bigmike: it's the shizzle, yo.

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-11-08 18:06:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Excellent post my dear.

Did I never send you a pic? Hmmm. My bad. I died getting my red wings. We painted my head to look like a skull bu ran out of white for the mouth, so we used red to finish it off.

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-11-08 18:06:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

"Pimp-ass Mothafuckin Banana bread"


I wants me some.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-08 17:11:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-08 16:50:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

best coley post this week.
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this is ironic since I am in UM and my UM entry was teh suck

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-08 16:50:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

best coley post this week.

Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-08 16:03:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

if you think new Zealand is bad try living in Cornwall, England. where the people speak like it's a constant cider festival, it's always cold(our summer lasts 2 weeks) and half the population are farmers!

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:52:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i_can_get_you_a_toe: I don't mind rain, especially in the summer. I don't smoke so that's a bonus for me, and I could fly to both NZ AND sydney. Accents of all kinds rule. You've not dissuaded me!
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No worries, D_R. If I were to go there I'd certainly warn you so that we'd not meet.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:49:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah come to NZ - where it rains all the time in the middle of summer WOOOO! , where you can no longer smoke in bars and restaurants WOOOOO!, where its cheaper to fly to sydney than it is to the the south island WOOOO!.

But at least you wouldnt have to put up with the whining nasal fair dinkum aussie accent that rapes your ears everytime you hear it.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:44:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Stay the hell away from my country, moley.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:42:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I would like to visit both NZ and Aus someday

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:35:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Orgasmatron: YESSSS
I love nothing more than banana bread, except poems about it GANGSTA STYLE.

D_R: stay the hell of my posts, future boy!



Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:35:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

New Zealand kicks Australia's ass in the future. The sun likes us more than it likes you.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:23:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

and it IS Thursday dorc. Australians are from the future, not from the wild west chewin' chewy terbacka and wearing raccoons.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:23:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I got this jive ass 'nana bread
And neeya here's a slice
It's sure to jack yo cracka ass
Cause shit dog! it tastes nice,
You mix that shit up wif a spoon
Straight trippin', gansta style
Then let it hotbox for an hour
Like bitches down 8 Mile,
Let me ax you bitches sumthin,
Stop messin witcho weaves,
You think your pimps are happy with
Youse stomped and skinny steeze?
Just eat somma this here bread
Yeah bitches, eat it fast,
It's sure to stretch yo JLo's out
And dunkadunk that ass,
You chickenheads keep cluckin'
Fo my shizzle from the stove
But you all still ain't shit to me
Just 'nana lovin' hoes.






Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:22:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Newty; tis not blood..tis miscellaneous banana and batter goop. No CRUMPLE-ing here.

Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:16:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hey coley, wtf are the stains on your recipe????? it looks like blood. who were you crumpling?

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:13:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

stay the hell away from your posts, moley.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:10:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh D_R, you're the best. You always say the sweetest things. PS my inbox is sparkling clean.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:07:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well this was a raging success coleslore. Let's see, you've got Dan with thorpe and williamson, TWO pictures from Look-at-me-look-at-me-I'm-a-massive-camwhore What-a-completely-massive-big-fucking-suprise-I-sent-moley-pictures-don't-you-think-I'm-hot-I-sure-do
getnaked, a mental Scotsman EVERYBODY knows is mental - who shouldn't even have been celebrating halloween, a dog dressed up as GnarlsBarkley, a girl dressed up as a dog, oops sorry, that's you, and two kiddie fiddlers. excellent. You should do this again next year, better empty your inbox. No, not that one you dorc, but you should probably wash it.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:02:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I wear my costume of bitter hag every day!

Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:00:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

joy unbounded

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:58:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Orgasmatron: that was a REAL CONVERSATION, that filename there. I didn't skip a beat and laughed at myself with pride in my wittiness.
Lisa: that's not creepy, she's cute.
Axolotl: what's there to get? OMG...your typo put the word SATAN in "understand"..coincidence? I think not! DUN DUN DUNNN
whiskey_jack: that be me!
inion_de_trua: I really did, three years ago. Hence the scary splatters and such. I am such a loser.
Newty: I will teach you someday, lil sis.
Sacrilicious:AWW thanks. J
Shlongy : I can't argue with that. That they do.


Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:42:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i love when ax drinks.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:32:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

f to tha ilename

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:14:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

At the risk of being creepy, GetNakeddd is insanely hot. I promise I won't say it anymore. Now get off this site so I can reclaim my rightful position as Sexy Queen of Nerddom.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:12:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I SOOOO DOn't UNDERSATAND THIS@!11

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-11-08 13:52:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WOO SEXAY COP LADY!

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-08 13:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahhaha wow. didn't think you really wrote it like that.

+2 for that.

and maiorano.

Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-08 13:47:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

wow. you have such fancy handwriting

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-11-08 13:33:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-08 13:29:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You are THE most adorable demon evar.

+ filename

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-08 13:28:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is better than I expected from you. Your posts usually blow.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-08 13:19:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I also just remembered that I was going to steal pics from individual halloween camwhores and I even asked permission from all of those people and then I forgot and failed miserably :(

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-08 13:18:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


St_Jimmy: thank you for clearing that up.
JonnyX: in the alley. Meet you there when I'm done feathering my hair.
jade_digitalmedia: ? huh?
The_taste_of_Monkeys: DONT SIC ZACK ON ME! :(
beauxjizzle speaketh the truth

Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-11-08 13:16:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-08 13:15:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd hit it. Which one?

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-11-08 13:12:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

First off, it's Doctor Bunson Honeydew and his assistant Beaker.
Secondly, is GetNakeddd Rosario Dawson? If not, that's a crazy resemblance.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-08 13:12:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Where's that Trans-Am parked at?

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-11-08 13:10:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hey wheres mine?

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-08 13:10:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

FIN (tan) is MY joke bitch! MY JOKE CURSE YOU! ZACK SHALL EAT THY FACE MEAT! GEEEEARRRRHH WOOOPP WOOOP WOOOP!

Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-08 13:10:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

it's not tuesday either.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-08 13:06:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2WHITESPACE OF DOOOM :(



I'm just saying, why not have two geniuses in the family? Sort of a
spare in case Bart's brain blows up.

-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Genius