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APW: Uberdirectory the Tiny Round Head Edition (1334 hits)

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Labels: apw

Rating: 1.49 on 99 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by TT "4 Silvers and a Bronze"OM (View user info) at 2006-11-08 14:24:03 EST




Lets see if I can get away with this as APW.JPG (279 kB)

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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-18 17:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My precioussssssssss

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-03-18 16:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Uhhh, well, if nothing sucked, and everything was cool all the time, then, like, how would you know it was cool?"
-Butthead

What Im saying is that I am the measure by which coolness is guaged

Also sexyness

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-03-18 16:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

le sigh.

If only more users could be like TTOM...

Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-11-14 17:10:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i coulda swore i rated this

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-11 05:25:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

not bad, you shouldnt stop there

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-11 05:15:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

*snubbed*

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-11-11 04:57:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-10 12:21:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-11-10 09:13:20 (#)
Ranking: -2

Your mouth must ache from the constant ass kissing
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about as much as yours do from how much you suck

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-11-10 09:13:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Your mouth must ache from the constant ass kissing

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-11-10 05:40:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

She looked at me like someone who has just solved the crossword puzzle with a shrewd "Emu" in the top right hand corner.

Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-11-09 22:11:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-11-09 13:25:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

cool!

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:26:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:21:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Quality!

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:03:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-11-09 08:14:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

I look like I belong on 90210. The earlier years.
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heh heh heh

Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-11-09 09:08:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 Kaos doesn't look mongoloid enough.

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-11-09 08:14:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I look like I belong on 90210. The earlier years.

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-11-09 08:00:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:29:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

ETS IS JESUS?

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Mine looks at once badass and freakish. Please just leave the head bald next time. I normally shave it anyway. Thanks.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-09 05:26:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

STUFF YOU, CLOWN.

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-11-09 04:51:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You made me look like Compo.

Which is, of course, a brilliant thing.


Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-09 00:02:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 me.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:46:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Scourge, I don't think they make blue that's blue enough for your eyes on the computer.

I think that's why phuzzy isn't on here, either.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:40:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

-2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:26:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Har Har @ 'Pullo's Enormo-Cranium!

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-11-08 21:30:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

this is fucking gay

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-11-08 19:53:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-08 19:48:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-08 19:42:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I saw something else just now...

You have my head being bigger than Apollo.

For gods sake, they don't make hats that fit the man, how is mine bigger?

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-08 19:35:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Only electro's head needs to be a square, not round... like his 'lil block people.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-08 19:20:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You know who you've really been leaving out that deserves a tiny head. Possibly the best fucking writer in this shit hole of space we call Ubersite? Electro, that's who.

He's in next edition or he'll use his autistic terrific powers on you.


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-08 19:01:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I've taped the tiny head picture onto my Driver's License.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-08 18:35:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-11-08 18:32:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm ashamed I look better that way. My girlfriend's got that picture in her purse now.
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So do I...WAIT!...shit!

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-11-08 18:32:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm ashamed I look better that way. My girlfriend's got that picture in her purse now.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-11-08 18:07:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I laughed at dervel's, but I can't believe I'm not in it. What about the caption contests from back in the day??

Submitted by 0bnoxious (user info) at 2006-11-08 17:16:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't beleive I'm the most important person of this community and I'm not in this...

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-11-08 17:14:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Aww, TTOM doesn't hate me!

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-08 16:54:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

True dat, D_R.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-08 16:49:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Moley's not that pretty.


Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-08 16:47:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-08 16:26:32 (#)
Ranking: 0

jeez you people are never happy
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you registered in 2003 and you JUST figured this out?

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-08 16:26:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

jeez you people are never happy

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2006-11-08 16:16:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you do know that apollo is black don't you?

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-11-08 16:16:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks for throwing the top 6 of the MVA in there, in order, and leaving me out of it. I'm gonna go cry in a corner now.

Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-08 16:05:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:28:18 (#)
Ranking: 2

What's a prossie?

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prostitute

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:54:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Its JMGs huge Jew hair that cracks me up

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:51:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Laughing out loud...These tiny roundheads NEVER get old.

BUAHAUAHAUAHAUAHahahahahahahahaha et. al.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:40:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


... gold.


Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:30:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

wtfbbqroflolmaopixplzkthxbaiamirite?

Translation:

What the fucking barbeque? I'm rolling on the floor laughing my ass off and laughing out loud. May I have some pictures, please? Okay, thanks, bye. Am I right?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:28:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What's a prossie?

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:25:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Berty needs a sugar mamma to take compromising pictures of him.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:18:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah, I DON'T OWN A CAMERA.

That may be difficult for all you 'better' people in your marble palaces to comprehend but I live a very modest life.

All right, all right, I spent all my money on beer and prossies but in my defense it was ace.

One day, perhaps, I will photograph myself and you can all be amazed at my 70's barnet.

Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:13:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:10:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:08:44 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:28:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

It's uncanny!

Only I cut my hair.
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I DEMAND A CAMWHORE


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Seconded.

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Thirded

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:13:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:12:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The moaning whore that I am....
















WHERE THE FUCK AM I?

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:11:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm sorry that was uncalled for

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:11:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

PS you forgot Urbane's gash

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:10:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh, I thought I was, like, an orc zombie.

I know I'm an orc.
Of course I know that.

*looks in mirror*

Shit.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:10:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:08:44 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:28:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

It's uncanny!

Only I cut my hair.
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I DEMAND A CAMWHORE


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Seconded.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:09:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

youre not a Zombie, youre an Orc

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:08:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 zombie me..but WHERES ZACK? I think Zack needs to make an appearance in all TTOM productions from now on.
You know what really got my attention? THIS:



Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:28:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

It's uncanny!

Only I cut my hair.
===========
I DEMAND A CAMWHORE


Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:03:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

kickass lazer blue eyes. pzew! pzew!

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:57:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Super-serial, I have no more goatee.

But YAY SMALL ROUND HEADS!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:54:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:54:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

oh.. and



Sigh.... another list I didn't make it onto!

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:45:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

for you. a two.

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:45:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yay! i am s3x333!!!

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:44:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I like these.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:44:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:41:38 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:37:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

Danmned shame there weren't more dwarves to choose from. Well never mind.

Hmmm...
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What are you trying to say like?!

I reckon if I was LUCKY Id end up as Wormtounge but Id probably in reality be Faramir ie a boring character who gets worked over.
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Well that's buggered that idea to death.

Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:42:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:32:34 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:29:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

i think there is some mistake.

apollo's head seems to be larger than the others?

formatting error?
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In his genes, yes """

hahahaha yes.

that apollo is quite the freak.


Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:41:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:37:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

Danmned shame there weren't more dwarves to choose from. Well never mind.

Hmmm...
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What are you trying to say like?!

I reckon if I was LUCKY Id end up as Wormtounge but Id probably in reality be Faramir ie a boring character who gets worked over.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:37:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:31:40 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:29:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

Incidently, who do you fancy being in GLOTR?
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anyone but a Hobbit or a fucking Elf, I fucking hate Elves with their uppity "We're SO much better than you at EVERYTHING! Whats that, help you? Oh no I think thats beneath us to be honest, cheerio"

Fuckers.
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Danmned shame there weren't more dwarves to choose from. Well never mind.

Hmmm...

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:37:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh yeah, Auto +2 APW

Where the hell is everyone else's today?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:37:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:32:34 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:29:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

i think there is some mistake.

apollo's head seems to be larger than the others?

formatting error?
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In his genes, yes
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i nominate this as a future quotes from uberers uberboard entry.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:32:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:31:40 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:29:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

Incidently, who do you fancy being in GLOTR?
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anyone but a Hobbit or a fucking Elf, I fucking hate Elves with their uppity "We're SO much better than you at EVERYTHING! Whats that, help you? Oh no I think thats beneath us to be honest, cheerio"

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Exactly why I want to be an elf.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:32:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:29:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

i think there is some mistake.

apollo's head seems to be larger than the others?

formatting error?
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In his genes, yes

Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:32:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

rock hard material

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:32:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

creep also doesn't look mexican enough, they're more of a mocha brown, somewhere between method and kracka. and with black hair.

oh and sombrero.

Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:32:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Creep's is the best.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:31:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

He drew me. It's OK if he spelled my name wrong. He had cancer.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:31:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Goddamn you TTOM, I'm not that bald!


Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:31:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:29:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

Incidently, who do you fancy being in GLOTR?
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anyone but a Hobbit or a fucking Elf, I fucking hate Elves with their uppity "We're SO much better than you at EVERYTHING! Whats that, help you? Oh no I think thats beneath us to be honest, cheerio"

Fuckers.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:31:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sacrilicious is gonna kill you...

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:31:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MEEEEEEE


I love kaos-king's.


And you captured Anansie's expression perfectly.

Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:30:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

dervel and ets are the best.

drawings of course.

not in reality.



Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:30:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

before i scrolled down completely i thought jeebus was going to be there instead of ets.

also... why do i have a black crab claw for hair?

+2 for finally making me a ttom trademarked character though.

Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:29:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i think there is some mistake.

apollo's head seems to be larger than the others?

formatting error?



Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:29:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Why'd you give loki lipstick?

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:29:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Incidently, who do you fancy being in GLOTR?

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ETS IS JESUS?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:29:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You hate me!

*Cries tears of blood*

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:28:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i love when people remember the exclamation point

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:28:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't even know if you could possibly do mine.
I don't even know if I'd want to see it.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:28:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:28:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

NUMBER 1 MOTHER FUCKERS

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:28:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It's uncanny!

Only I cut my hair.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:26:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto APW +2


;)

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:26:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ETS and Dervel are the best.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:26:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ETS IS MY FAVORITE

YOU SHOULD HAVE MADE THE DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF HIM

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:25:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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