Upcoming Uberversary shitty clip- show post! (335 hits)
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Submitted by Erosion Rules (View user info) at 2006-11-08 20:18:05 EST
Just over three weeks...
That's right, in three weeks, I will have reached my first Uberversary.
In light of this, I'm about to do something that you see in sitcoms all the time.
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Episode 1: First post: Those Damn Commies and Flag Burners http://www.ubersite.com/m/80400
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Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-12-04 18:15:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm sure you're actually thinking about fascism. Communism, TRUE communism, has never been effectively put in place by humans. But real communism can best be described by a pack of wolves, or other groups of animals. They do things for the good of the group, without constant selfish motives. What happens with most communist attempts is that people start taking advantage of the equality, and everyone starts doing less and less. Suddenly the government steps in and cracks down, and it turns into a fascist nation.
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This was a pretty good first post, compared to a lot, there weren't any glaring errors and I like your writing style. Basic but very readable.
People do bash Bush on here a lot.
[This was a comment from my good and close friend, CHR15, or beatjunky as I've affectionaltely come to think of him. Who knew a war would be coming later on?]
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Episode 3: Fat Bitches http://www.ubersite.com/m/80508
Fat Bitches wasn't really a noteworthy post, though some jackoff called The Daily Rant has copied it to various fat people message boards. At least the stain gave me credit where he posted it.
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Episode 5: Things I learned about celebrities at Disney World http://www.ubersite.com/m/80728
Just a quick recap of things I remember about meeting some famous folk while working in Florida's favorite getaway. Also, my very first positive rating, WOOOO!:
Ron Jeremy - Smells HORRIBLE in person, and tries to shake hands with everyone.
Marie Osmond - Can't figure out a seat belt. Metal loop goes over hook, bitch. METAL LOOP OVER FUCKING HOOK.
Tommy Chong - Should be obvious. I don't think he's acting in any of his roles.
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Episode 9: It's fuckin' Thursday, bitches! http://www.ubersite.com/m/81905
A god-awful and shitty post, just me whining about my personal problems. The only thing noteworthy is the Orgasmatron comment:
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-05 15:07:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
It's Fuckin' Thursday, bitches!
So let's get that fuckin' done!
Everybody strip and bare your
Titties, dicks and bungs!
Keep the KY handy 'cause
We're bound to chaff and burn,
Water-sol'ble lubricants work
More than spit and sperm.
Come, let's start the groping!
Take those socks off, girls, let's go,
I want to thrust my mule inside
While sucking on your toes.
Kiss the dangles, bite the bags,
Let ladies feel your digits.
Poke me in my naughty hole!
Let's bring out the midgets!
Don't forget the horse and goat
They need some lovin' too,
Keep your strength and loads up, men
There's plenty here to do.
The lady of the hour will be
Our Bukkake Queen,
We'll coat her thick with baby sauce,
The most you've ever seen.
Rut and rut and rut all night
Until you're satisfied
Go ahead, indulge yourself,
Enjoy the fleshy ride.
Maybe flirt with things you'd
Likely never do at home,
No one's gonna judge you here
Your choices are your own.
It's ok, bi-curious
Is not a cross to bear,
Let me slip my one-eye'd god
Up in your derriere,
Sink yourself balls-deep into
A willing wanton chick,
And pump your mortal seed in her
While rocking on my dick.
Then we'll switch positions
And I'll get my fill of cooze,
Slamming hangdown in and out
While from her drips your ooze,
Have a midget pinch my tits,
I yearn for hands so little
To finish off my worked-up crank
And pluck my vintage fiddle.
Soon tomorrow's dawn will come,
The fucking session past,
Damned if Thursdays ain't the best
It's Thursday, now, at last!
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See? Pure fuckin' gold.
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Episode 26: Crazy Rosie http://www.ubersite.com/m/85144
This was one about a crazy lady who was actually sane. Faking crazy, so she could get away with murder. I used to fuck with her all the time.
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Episode 27: Suburban Legends http://www.ubersite.com/m/85186
Just a little amalgamation of the nostalgic fears that kids always grow up with, such as this one:
The Phantom Whacker - I think there were a few people trying to keep this one alive. It all started when someone tried to throw someone else in the showers after gym, and the guy almost landed in a pool of jism. The spooge appeared frequently in the locker room, until we caught David, the quiet spooky kid, rubbing one out. He was suspended for a week, but during that week, the cum kept coming. The whacker was never found.
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Episode 29: Uber can affect my life! (Throwing career to frivolity plus camwhore!!1!onetyone) http://www.ubersite.com/m/85231
Only noted because it was my first (and only, to date.) camwhore.
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Episode 32: Cactus, welcome to the collective anus of Uber http://www.ubersite.com/m/85395
Aww, I snapped and bitched about Uber.
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Episode 36: To the windows, to the walls! http://www.ubersite.com/m/85785
AH SKEET SKEET SKEET!
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Episode 37: MS Paint abortion: supplying pixelated stem cells to real pictures since 12:43 am http://www.ubersite.com/m/85910
Shitty. Boredom created this for me, I just moved the mouse.
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Episode 38: I haven't thought of a title yet. http://www.ubersite.com/m/85960
An attempt at writing a script. I figured it would end here, but no...
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Episode 49: Six Degrees To Her Heart (Warning, REPOST!) http://www.ubersite.com/m/86701
One of my proudest moments on Uber. I had finished my first short story. All previous attempts at writing had failed, but suddenly I had inspiration.
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Episode 50: 15 Minute Challenge: Let Love In http://www.ubersite.com/m/86824
A disgusting story about dog shit and buttsecks from the 15 minute challenge title list.
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Episode 53: Apparently, some of us DO like the sea http://www.ubersite.com/m/87050
Inspired by TTOM's post about the sea, and my attempt to find out about dolphin cocks. I stumbled upon a dolphin fucker community.
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Episode 58: Throwing a mantrum rarely has a positive outcome. http://www.ubersite.com/m/87737
In short, I had a bad parent arrested for wanton endangerment.
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Episodes 54, 56, 59-62, 65-68: Safe and Secure -Or- The Remora
Part 1: http://www.ubersite.com/m/87398
Part 2: http://www.ubersite.com/m/87495
Part 3: http://www.ubersite.com/m/87784
Part 4: http://www.ubersite.com/m/87928
Part 5: http://www.ubersite.com/m/88053
Part 6: http://www.ubersite.com/m/88338
Part 7: http://www.ubersite.com/m/90037
Part 8: http://www.ubersite.com/m/90759
Part 9: http://www.ubersite.com/m/94484
Part 10: http://www.ubersite.com/m/94741
A story, hard to explain. I started it while on break working at Universal Studios, and it became this. Much more violent than Six Degrees.
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And that's all for now. What does the future hold for Erosion Rules? Who the fuck knows? Who the fuck cares? Why did this son of a bitch do a clip show post? Is he that unoriginal? Or is he just that desperate for people to read his posts?
Nope. Except the fiction, maybe.
User Reviews
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:50:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-11-08 20:39:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 name drop, you got me banned you chuckle head.
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Oh, calm down. You had your alters to fall back on... or on which to fall back.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-09 09:24:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Its kind of scary when 20,000+ users are having uberversaries. It kinda makes you feel old.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-11-08 21:05:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My simulation finally ran!!!! Woot!!!!
Have a +2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-08 20:40:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Congrats on being here a year and STILL being completely unknown.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-11-08 20:39:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 name drop, you got me banned you chuckle head.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-11-08 20:24:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah you can fuck off, even if you had waited the three weeks to post this, it still would have sucked
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-11-08 20:23:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No offense, but who the hell are you?
I've been here longer than you and I don't remember you at all.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-11-08 20:20:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Happy Uberversary, n00body.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-11-08 20:19:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2