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Submitted by shandythedog (View user info) at 2006-11-08 22:11:40 EST
did you drink chocolate or strawberry milk as a child?
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Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-07-11 10:37:04 EDT (#)
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chocolate
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-07-11 02:54:45 EDT (#)
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strawberry as a kid, chocolate as an adult.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-10 22:30:55 EDT (#)
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Neither. My mom, who never ever lied to me, said chocolate and strawberry milk were made to cover up higher concentrations of cow's blood in the milk. By law, milk can have some blood in it but white milk shows the blood at much lower concentrations. Chocolate (brown) and strawberry (fucking red already) make the blood in the milk invisible. So, she always bought white milk and added Quik if we wanted chocolate or strawberry flavor. What's in Quik? Don't ask.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2009-07-10 22:07:54 EDT (#)
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this is interesting survey...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-07-10 15:49:03 EDT (#)
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chocolate
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-07-10 15:38:21 EDT (#)
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Chocolate!
Am I too late to be in the survey?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-07-10 15:20:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:49:21 EST (#)
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When I was a kid milk was heavily rationed to help with the war effort. Huey pilots needed milk for chocolate booby-traps, and it's was always the children back home who sacrificed first. Sometimes Mum would leave some sour cream out in the sun, or try to milk our cat, she'd then tell us it could be any flavour we wanted, but I always pretended mine was chicken. I'm not sure if this helps.
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Hahaha
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:44:20 EST (#)
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I drank Bailey's. I guess that's close enough to chocolate
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:32:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:11:53 (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:49:21 (#)
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When I was a kid milk was heavily rationed to help with the war effort. Huey pilots needed milk for chocolate booby-traps, and it's was always the children back home who sacrificed first. Sometimes Mum would leave some sour cream out in the sun, or try to milk our cat, she'd then tell us it could be any flavour we wanted, but I always pretended mine was chicken. I'm not sure if this helps.
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Stop trying to be my friend PopTart McPoptart. Way to pretend you had book learnin'.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:11:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:49:21 (#)
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When I was a kid milk was heavily rationed to help with the war effort. Huey pilots needed milk for chocolate booby-traps, and it's was always the children back home who sacrificed first. Sometimes Mum would leave some sour cream out in the sun, or try to milk our cat, she'd then tell us it could be any flavour we wanted, but I always pretended mine was chicken. I'm not sure if this helps.
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:05:19 EST (#)
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strawberry, still to this day.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-09 09:57:52 EST (#)
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I had no idea strawberry milk even EXISTED...and I never liked chocolate milk.
Plain skim all the way.
What was the point of this post, anyway?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-09 09:45:21 EST (#)
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gay mexican below.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-11-09 09:23:24 EST (#)
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Strawberry. I hated chocolate milk.
Funny enough, it's swapped now.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-11-09 08:08:26 EST (#)
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Chocolate. Strawberry milk is for fools.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-09 08:05:15 EST (#)
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Bof nigga.
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:48:34 EST (#)
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No... I've always drank nothing but tequila.
Hopefully I can get this 3rd liver transplant before my 27th birthday. It'll ruin the celebration if my condition prevents me from downing more than two pints of liquor.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:27:36 EST (#)
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Strawberry
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-09 06:21:19 EST (#)
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How I miss strawberry milk... but it gave horrible stomachaches if you used too much syrup.
Submitted by ShakeyBear (user info) at 2006-11-09 06:07:44 EST (#)
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all milk is delicious, thank you
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2006-11-09 05:53:37 EST (#)
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yo fuck off with these insane posts.
get back to writing rank and vile cause i fucking loved that series.
if you're done then get it published and i'll buy 50 copies.
if you're not done or w/e then email it to me at caleshapera.at.hotmail.com
i must have it.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-09 04:43:11 EST (#)
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You know I read a story just now that Scottish firemen were disciplined for refusing to hand out leaflets at a gay pride rally.
Now, whilst I am aware that we're at war and as such have the fire brigade by the short and curlies, it seems a litte unkind to pile insult on the injury of not only refusing the pay demands of 2002 but also forcing them to emasculate themselves at gay pride rallys.
Although I must admit it is hilarious.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-11-09 02:54:52 EST (#)
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Chocolate sucka! through strawberry was a tasty drink.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-09 02:47:20 EST (#)
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Nope.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-11-09 02:12:45 EST (#)
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chocolate.
I thought for sure the only purpose to this post was to say "haha there's cow blood in there".
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-09 01:55:04 EST (#)
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not only did I drink it as a kid, my stupid friends and I referred to it as "strawberry moo juice"
I'm glad to see that my limited mental capacities have stretched out into my adulthood.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-11-09 01:47:40 EST (#)
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strawberry, i still prefer it, but hardly ever drink it.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-09 01:43:43 EST (#)
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Your grandmother's sister's.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-11-09 01:41:46 EST (#)
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Your grandmother's.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-09 01:38:08 EST (#)
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Your sister's.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-11-09 00:53:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:49:21 (#)
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When I was a kid milk was heavily rationed to help with the war effort. Huey pilots needed milk for chocolate booby-traps, and it's was always the children back home who sacrificed first. Sometimes Mum would leave some sour cream out in the sun, or try to milk our cat, she'd then tell us it could be any flavour we wanted, but I always pretended mine was chicken. I'm not sure if this helps.
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+2 for Danger_Ranger
Too funny.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-09 00:05:31 EST (#)
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Strawberry.
Submitted by rennfahrer (user info) at 2006-11-09 00:01:27 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-11-08 23:43:49 EST (#)
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i see DR's aneurysm is acting up again
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-11-08 23:42:35 EST (#)
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pure white moo only
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-08 23:29:59 EST (#)
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Both.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-11-08 23:22:02 EST (#)
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embarrassed to say strawberry
my 19 year old brother still drinks strawberry milk. at least i stopped when i turned 10.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-11-08 23:14:49 EST (#)
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White milk mostly, but I like chocolate also.
I hate strawberries.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-11-08 23:04:25 EST (#)
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both...but strawberry milk is hard to find and im too lazy to mix it myself
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:58:57 EST (#)
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No
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:52:28 EST (#)
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Chocolate but i grew up gay anyway go figger
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:49:21 EST (#)
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When I was a kid milk was heavily rationed to help with the war effort. Huey pilots needed milk for chocolate booby-traps, and it's was always the children back home who sacrificed first. Sometimes Mum would leave some sour cream out in the sun, or try to milk our cat, she'd then tell us it could be any flavour we wanted, but I always pretended mine was chicken. I'm not sure if this helps.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:46:41 EST (#)
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racist
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:43:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:19:30 (#)
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Both.
As a very young child, I preferred strawberry but my preference changed to chocolate as I grew older. By the time I was in high school, it was chocolate all the way.
Why do you ask?
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social experiment - i'm trying to confirm a theory
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:42:00 EST (#)
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choc-o-latté
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:40:33 EST (#)
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No.
Great post, BTW.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:28:30 EST (#)
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chocolate
Submitted by kwame_johnson (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:28:12 EST (#)
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STRAWBERRY IS FOR REAL MEN
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:26:11 EST (#)
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strawberry
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:25:00 EST (#)
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Chocolate
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:24:45 EST (#)
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Both.
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:19:30 EST (#)
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Both.
As a very young child, I preferred strawberry but my preference changed to chocolate as I grew older. By the time I was in high school, it was chocolate all the way.
Why do you ask?
Submitted by fudge_me (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:15:39 EST (#)
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You're a slut
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:14:30 EST (#)
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Mixed 'em together and made chocolate-covered-strawberry milk
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:14:25 EST (#)
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I'm looking pretty darn hard, and I fail to see the dirty angle here....
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:14:04 EST (#)
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chocolate pwns strawberry