The ridiculousness of a few obscure death metal offerings (2519 hits)
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Submitted by OathMeal drops it like it's hot! (View user info) at 2006-11-09 09:56:28 EST
o O (Hmm ... I haven't been on e-bay in a while, and methinks there might be some underground death metal, grindcore, gothgrind, emocore, goregrind, emogrind, or black metal that my ears might enjoy. I'll just do a quick search and try to find some lesser-known gems of angst-ridden dropped-D cacophony, and hey, I must just entertain myself in the meantime.)
[FYI - folks, these are REAL bands with REAL recording contracts. Just check e-bay if you think I'm bullshitting you.]
ebay item #: 330048126888
Artist: DISGORGED FOETUS
Album: The Gore Party
1. Hymn of the Prematured GORE Holocaust 02:04
2. Triumph of the Penis (Wide Open The C**ts) 01:52
3. Worms Final Armageddon 00:57
4. The aGOREaphobic Cadaver 01:15
5. Hung Down With An Indigestible Guts 02:53
6. Succulent Devourment of Larves 01:02
7. Orgy In Mucupurulent Wound 02:54
8. Consuming The Excreted Rotting Bitch 02:00
9. Embryonic Necrophagus (Part I) 02:42
[Wow!! What dark, brooding music this must be. I'd expect no less from this 'brutal French goregrind band'. Oh, and 'Orgy in Mucupurulent Wound' ... That's HOT.]
ebay item #: 330048124408
Artist: MUTILATED
Album: Devirginated Genital Pulp
1. Hollowed Out C**t 02:51
2. Axe vs. Throat 02:12
3. Female Face Breaker 02:38
4. Lactating Blood 02:05
5. Crush The Skull... Consume The Contents 02:44
6. Sh*t Stuffed And Broiled 03:07
7. Her Spaded Anus 02:41
8. Burnt Off Human Face 02:27
9. Impetuous Bloodshed 03:05
10. To F**k The Rotted 05:16
[Folks, what makes this artist particularly likeable is the album art for this release. It's *quite* nice to look at while deciding on what to have for lunch. My pick of the tracks on this CD would have to be 'Her Spaded Anus'. Could that BE any hotter? And Female Face Breaker sounds like the perfect addition to your recipe for Rape Cake.]
ebay item #: 330048110069
Artist: VISCERAL BLEEDING
Album: Remnants of Deprivation
1. Spreader of Disease (Burn The Bitch) 03:42
2. Carved Down to the Bone 02:48
3. Gasping.. 03:13
4. Remnants of Deprivation 03:01
5. State of Putrefaction 03:05
6. To Disgrace Condemed 02:33
7. Time to Retaliate 02:20
8. Butcher Knife Impalement 02:59
9. Exposive Surgery 02:50
["Honey, I'll be right back, I'm heading over to Best Buy to pick up the new Visceral Bleeding CD ... I've been hearing GREAT things about that Butcher Knife Impalement song. Tuck the kids in for me?]
ebay item #: 330048121693
Artist: INGURGITATION
Album: Blackest Origins
1. Asphyxiating On Force Fed Christianity 03:31
2. Archaic Persecution of Allegiance To Jesus Christ 03:59
3. Enthralled By Christian Reverence 03:14
4. Disavow Christian Ignorance 02:57
5. Blackest Origins 03:55
6. Persecute The Holy 00:46
7. Scathing Tractarianism Immortalizing the Beheading of Christ 04:21
8. Undue Adulation And Grievance Conduced By Enlightened Canonicity 03:10
[I get the impression that someone didn't like having to sit through sunday service as a kid. Regardless, my bet is that 'Scathing Tractarianism Immortalizing the Beheading of Christ' is a wonderful tune.]
ebay item #: 330047651897
Artist: LEVIATHAN
Album: The Tenth Sub Level Of Suicide
1. Introit
2. F**king Your Ghost In Chains Of Ice
3. Sardoniscorn
4. The Bitter Emblem Of Dissolve
5. Scenic Solitude And Leprosy
6. He Whom Shadows Move Towards
7. Submersed
8. Mine Molten Armor
9. The Idiot Sun
10. At The Door To The Tenth Sub Level Of Suicide
[Wow. I thought I knew a lot about suicide but apparently not. There are sub levels? And, 10 or more of them at that? I find this news very disheartening. I guess I'll have to reconsider how I'm going to kill myself with this newfound information. My track of choice here would be 'Fucking Your Ghost In Chains Of Ice'. Again, HOT.]
ebay item #: 330047289483
Artist: BLOODBATH
Album: Ressurection Through Carnage
1. Ways To The Grave
2. So You Die
3. Mass Strangulation
4. Death Delerium
5. Buried By The Dead
6. The Soulcollector
7. Bathe In Blood
8. Trail Of Insects
9. Like Fire
10. Cry My Name
[I wonder if I could be Bathed in Blood while being Buried By The Dead as they Cry My Name Like Fire aside a Trail of Insects during a Mass Strangulation. You think? Or maybe I could be promoted to The Soulcollector coming up with creative Ways To The Grave So You Die by way of my Death Delerium. Oh the possibilities!]
ebay item #: 330046866599
Artist: VOIVOD
Album: RRROOOAAARRR
1. Korgull, The Exterminator
2. F**k Off And Die
3. Slaughter In A Grave
4. Ripping Headaches
5. Horror
6. Thrashing Rage
7. The Helldriver
8. Build Your Weapons
9. To The Death
[Ok, so the track listing isn't as illustrative as some of the prior ones, but come on. How can you go wrong with an album entitled RRROOOAAARRR? I think Habeeb might want a piece of this action.]
ebay item #: 330046819598
Artist: MYSTIFIER
Album: Profanus
1. Unspeakable Dementia (Utter Nonsense)
2. Dare To Face The Beast
3. Supreme Power Of Suffering
4. Born From Men's Dreams
5. Superstitious Predictions Of Misfortune
6. Je$$us Immolation
7. Beyond The Rivers Of Hades
8. Thus Dempstifier Spoke
9. Free Spirit Fight
10. Celebrate The Antichristian Millennium
11. Showing The Evil In Our Hearts
12. Hangman's Noose (Ending Mortal Existence)
13. Atheistic Prelude To Immortality
[Holy shit ... Brazilian Black Metal is the WAY OF THE FUTURE. Look at this rundown of musical mastery - Jesus Immolation? Atheistic Prelude to Immortality (ATTN: Foolproof)? Glorious. Simply glorious.]
o O (What fun that was! *fart* It looks like I've wasted enough time perusing the offerings from some of yesteryear's most iconic names in the death metal subculture. Let's go poke fun at Sicosemen's camwhore and call Method names.)
User Reviews
Submitted by EJ (user info) at 2008-10-29 18:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-17 16:08:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The reviews on this post were fun!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-12 11:54:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:50:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
Is Bret in the middle of another "I can kill all you with a flick of a finger because my roids say so" rage?
How do I always miss these?"
aaaaaaaaahahhahahahahahaha
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-12 00:10:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
vivoid was at an ozzfest i worked, cool guys, actually quite nice
mystifier and leviathan ive heard as well. they remind me of like demmuborger or cannibal corpse
never judge a song like "her spaded anus" untill you listen to it,
judging books by their covers and whatnot
i think ill listen to some minnistry or cradle of filth now
....i found filth pig first, so thats what ill listen to
....but really yeah there are some "black metal" bands that are trying too hard
the majority of them are either non english (usually norwegian, russian or german) who have trouble with the language so they use buzzwords to get an angry message across
the other types are usually untalented hacks that work on shock value trying to do like marylin manson in a way to use the most offensive lyrics ever because some douchebag romper stomper wanna be weekend satanist wants to "offend and astonish" their parents with their harsh rebellion
most black metal is shit...... but there are some good stuff outhere
ive always liked crowbar, and morbid angel, and ministry, and biohazard, sepultera, and slayer
most of these bands dissapear after 5 minutes pass and the people that likedthem, or thought they liked them go to the "new metal sound" of bands like disturbed and godsmack and other junk like that.....
if they are lucky they descover bands like nightwish and iron maiden and iced earth and sonita artica.
.........or they jsut turn to some emo bitches
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-11 11:52:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95651
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:11:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-11-11 00:50:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:56:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh Bret I DID manage to find someone who you could possibly have sex with. I know, I know, mommy told you that sex would make you're pee-pee fall off, but let's face it- it's only an inch long right now, if the rest goes nobody would notice. Here's her pic, tell me if you want me to hook you up. http://www.moid.org/ed/Rofl.jpg Let me know man.
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And Doodles, don't make fun of Buck Angel! Buck's an old friend of mine from before the change. Buck Angel kicks ass. I think Buck's DVDs will add a little variety to the tired "Transsexual" sections in any adult store. BUCK ANGEL FOR PRESIDENT!
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-11-11 00:18:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Okay, Voivod is cool, but the rest of this is just sick! (Read in screeching granny voice of ancient punk rock chick)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-10 21:45:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ya know, there are times in life where I abso-fucking-lutely want to fly across the country to see someone face to face and watch them puss out and shit themselves. I wanted to do it with Caul, and with jimthefiend, and now you, spanky.
But thankfully, I've been given one HELL of a mellowing mantra from my shrink, and it does wonders for me when I get this annoyed with people.
"Fuck 'em all. if they were worth the effort, they wouldn't stoop to the levels they do to piss people off."
It's a nice thought.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-11-10 21:11:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-10 07:25:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
My favorite is Cannibal Corpes "Hammer Smashed Face", or as I like to call it, "Ode to Coley"
WHERES MORBID ANGEL?
morbid angel doesn't have hardly any gruesome titles you noob
Submitted by cstick3 (user info) at 2006-11-10 19:58:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
well, as a fan of southern rock, jazz and blues, i found this to be very informative and insightful as to what a massive waste of time some people's lives are....
anyone that listens to this shit should be removed from the breeding pool....
forcefully if possible
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-11-10 17:59:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:34:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, you are classy.
Why do you put personal information on a public forum and then tell people to mind their own business? Putting shit out in public takes away your right to privacy concerning said shit. I thought philosophy majors were good at logic.
When you finally decide to kill yourself, post a suicide note so we can root you on.
Dick.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:16:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-11-10 10:27:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Guess it's back to Air Supply then, right?
Gay > silly
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-10 08:49:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i am so disappointed in the person you have become.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-11-10 08:00:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95544#2218415
HAHAHA!
Made my day.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-11-10 07:49:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no -2 'cause you actually scored some poon.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-10 07:25:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My favorite is Cannibal Corpes "Hammer Smashed Face", or as I like to call it, "Ode to Coley"
WHERES MORBID ANGEL?
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-11-10 07:16:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-10 03:56:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i guess my band whose songs were about raping the corpse of jon benet is kind of tame comparatively.
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2006-11-10 03:45:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cannibal Corpse has ten albums full of the fuckedest song titles ever written, and where are they here? For shame sir.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-11-09 22:43:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cynic is progressive death metal, Focus is a great album
you should hear their demos, they sounded a lot like Death and Atheist
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-09 21:51:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the only metal i listen to is Cannibal Corpse and Death.
i like Cynic a lot but that doesn't qualify as metal, more like...who knows.
Submitted by PommyTom (user info) at 2006-11-09 21:47:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-09 21:39:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
weird.
they come from my home region so the only time i heard of them was their advertisment of small venues in shitty local bars. i assumed they were just some band.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-11-09 21:24:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
voivod is one of the most well known thrash metal bands in history
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-09 21:15:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i didn't know americans knew about voivod
i thought they were a local band o_O
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-11-09 21:12:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
leviathan and voivod are genre essentials
surprised you didn't use any carcass albums
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-09 21:05:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
squirrels even
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-09 21:03:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I resent that jonny. Just because Idrive a pick up truck, live in a doublewide, shoot squirels off the fence post with my 12 gauge, say y'all and ain't, and had sex with my cousin does not make me a redneck. Stereotypical whore.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-09 20:30:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Has Bret passed Brad for "Highest Total of Pointless, Baseless Internet Threat on Uber" yet?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-09 20:07:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YEAH IT IS, AND HE STOLE IT FROM ME
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-09 19:54:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:54:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck with me, Matt. I'm built like a tank.
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that's a gay statement.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-09 19:18:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:09:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
Just one last thing- you say you're from 'Atlanta', what part?
And really if you want to get your ass stomped I'm in Knoxville- it's a 3 hour drive, you can even bring yourself a knife or a bat for all I care, of all the many fights I've been in my life- I've lost two and those were both to seniors when I was a freshman in high school.
Tell me if you're willing to make the trip -I'm not willing to put my personal information on this site-but I'd be more than happy to collaborate a meeting place.
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you know, I would pay to see this fight - two rednecks goin at it with claw hammers, nice.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:59:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Although I'm an avid metal fan, these bands most likely blow donkey dick.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:50:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is Bret in the middle of another "I can kill all you with a flick of a finger because my roids say so" rage?
How do I always miss these?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:48:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:44:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your "personal issues" are common knowledge to everyone who frequents this site, Narcissus.
You acted shady and disrespected me, and when that happens, you get what's coming to you. I don't care how crazy you are, it's no excuse for rudeness.
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Disrespected you?
HAHAHAHAHA
For a fat, late-twenties internet addict who lives with her folks on a farm and works in retail I don't think it'd be POSSIBLE to disrespect you.
Spitting in your face and kicking you in the cunt would be a compliment.
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Oath,
I am constantly amused by your capacity to hang in there with the collection of alpha-males and vapid-cunts who regularly wipe their ass all over this website. I have chuckled many times at your replies and have enjoyed most of your banter immensely.
This little exchange crossed whatever imaginary line exists between cool and UN-cool for me.
This was very disappointing for me to read.
Just sayin'.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:18:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I know Atlanta well enough, not the suburbs around Atlanta, so I''m going to take it you grew up in an upper middle class home, got everything you want, and think you're 'tough' just because you're from 'Atlanta' when I'd doubt that you've ever really been in south atlanta once in you're pathetic span of a lifetime.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:51:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:09:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
Just one last thing- you say you're from 'Atlanta', what part?
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If it makes any difference, I moved to Lawrenceville not long ago. You familiar?
I don't even know who you are, dumbass. To make me want to fight you, you'll have to do better than pretend you're 13.
Wait ...
You're not pretending?
My bad.
Submitted by ScarfaceMN (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:43:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Whenever I need a laugh, I turn to death metal.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:28:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by IntangibleHands (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:12:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA I own the Leviathan CD, it's pretty good.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:09:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Just one last thing- you say you're from 'Atlanta', what part?
And really if you want to get your ass stomped I'm in Knoxville- it's a 3 hour drive, you can even bring yourself a knife or a bat for all I care, of all the many fights I've been in my life- I've lost two and those were both to seniors when I was a freshman in high school.
Tell me if you're willing to make the trip -I'm not willing to put my personal information on this site-but I'd be more than happy to collaborate a meeting place.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:56:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:58:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:19:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
Your "personal issues" are common knowledge to everyone who frequents this site, Narcissus.
You acted shady and disrespected me, and when that happens, you get what's coming to you. I don't care how crazy you are, it's no excuse for rudeness.
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Disrespected you?
HAHAHAHAHA
For a fat, late-twenties internet addict who lives with her folks on a farm and works in retail I don't think it'd be POSSIBLE to disrespect you.
Spitting in your face and kicking you in the cunt would be a compliment.
And for the record, the sex was terrible. You suck in the sack.
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The thing is, I would much rather be Jeanneee, who people actually CARE about than you.
Plus then I'd have a pussy, which I could use as my special hiding place and be lesbian.
It would kick much more ass than being you. Oh Bret I DID manage to find someone who you could possibly have sex with. I know, I know, mommy told you that sex would make you're pee-pee fall off, but let's face it- it's only an inch long right now, if the rest goes nobody would notice. Here's her pic, tell me if you want me to hook you up. http://www.moid.org/ed/Rofl.jpg Let me know man.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:56:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, you're a dick. Your mother would be so proud, I'm sure. Grow the fuck up dude.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:41:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Never mind, it's because you wrote 16 of your 75 reviews yourself. 76 counting this one.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:39:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How so many people review you, I will never know.
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:31:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have mp3s from 2 of those albums in my media library. Nice.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:25:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You've gotta be fucking kidding me...
"emogrind?"
Get fucked, asshat
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:09:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95566
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:58:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
reference: http://www.ubersite.com/m/39865
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:58:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:53:11 (#)
Ranking: -1
You're the one who decided to be a dick, dick. All I'm doing is telling you you better straighten and fly right.
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Always the Ubercop, aren't you Jonny? Always there to police the grounds and ensure compliance with your own rules.
Emily and I are done. So really I don't think you have anything to worry about.
Nice act, though.
*flies right*
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:56:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
IM THE ONE THATS BUILT LIKE A TANK GODAMMIT
AND STOP STEALING MY LINES
GAAAAAA IM SO FUCKING MOLD RIGHT NOW
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:55:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you got a -2 from Scourge. Impressive
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:54:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:49:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
crumple me, bitch. enough with the tough guy act, come get the job done.
my address:
1134 N. 3rd
Springfield, Il. 62702
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Matt, really. You're making me laugh. The idea that YOU could do ANYTHING to me that might involve physical pain is honestly the most laughable concept I've ever come across.
You really want to fight me? You really think that you have something to prove, something for which you might risk an overnight stay in the ER?
GREAT!!! FINALLY SOMEONE WITH THE NUTS ENOUGH TO BRING IT TO A BOILING POINT.
Don't think for a minute however that I'm making that trip. There's not enough in it for me.
Halfway, brother. Halfway between Atlanta and Springfield, and I'm there.
Fuck with me, Matt. I'm built like a tank.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:53:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
And JonnyX?
I thought we were coolio. But hey, if you want to revert to your old ways, then to quote Method:
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You're the one who decided to be a dick, dick. All I'm doing is telling you you better straighten and fly right.
Don't give me any shit about it, just do it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:49:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
crumple me, bitch. enough with the tough guy act, come get the job done.
my address:
1134 N. 3rd
Springfield, Il. 62702
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:45:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:39:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
PS: You're a fucking cunt, Bret.
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Of all the people on Ubersite to call *me* a cunt, Matt, you are the least qualified.
You couldn't make me feel bad if it were your PROFESSION to do so.
Just stop now and save yourself any subsequent crumplings.
And JonnyX?
I thought we were coolio. But hey, if you want to revert to your old ways, then to quote Method:
I'm your huckleberry.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:39:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95544#2218415
hahahaha
PS: You're a fucking cunt, Bret.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:35:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No class.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:34:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it's "surpasses", you goddamm immigrant
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:28:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this drama surclasses all drama :-D
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-09 14:57:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Her Spaded Anus" is going to be my new myspace name.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-09 14:56:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-11-09 14:22:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
jesus bret, that's some sick shit.
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HUZZAH!
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-09 14:41:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahaha! EMO BANDS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQywltg8RI0
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-11-09 14:38:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
vowels, have i told you lately that i love you??
cause that.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-09 14:36:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I never took sides, asswipe
Read my reviews, they didn't say anything bad about you or her
They just poked fun
I'm thoroughly enjoying all this
All of your wonderful anguish
And hers
Because pain is pleasure
=)
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-09 14:35:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It burns when I pee.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2006-11-09 14:26:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-11-09 14:22:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
jesus bret, that's some sick shit.
Submitted by kwame_johnson (user info) at 2006-11-09 14:15:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-09 13:18:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
Katy, way to butt your way into something that has nothing to do with you.
Perhaps you and GetRetardeddd should form a club? You could name it "Useless Uberchicks who stick up for eachother".
You know nothing about my mother, her death, her life or how I processed it. To assume that I'm lashing out at Jeanneee because of abandonment issues is absolutely preposterous. Way to leap to conclusions.
And it would be remiss of me to ask for you to even consider the fact that what Emily here did, in essence, was slander. Plain and simple. I've been made aware of a few conversations that were had about me after my termination of UnderOathMeal and frankly, it sickens me to know how vindictive that woman can be. Fuck her, fuck you and fuck anyone else who takes pity on women who live to propagate the downfall of the men who've 'acted shady' to them.
And I wouldn't give you the satisfaction of knowing how or when I killed myself.
Don't like how I ran your friend Emily off this website?
Fuckin' sue me, bitch. """
ubersite has hit a whole new level of gay.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-09 14:08:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I've got a plan here. I think that you should apologize Bret, because it's simply not nice. Then, after you get the pithy bullshit out of the way you two should have a battle of niceness where you take turns baking me cupcakes, drawing me happy pictures, doing my laundry, and buying me presents.
I'm a fair judge.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-09 13:56:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:21:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:16:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think I'll be coming to this site anymore.
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Bluff-a-licious.
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that's pretty funny coming from you, dude.
Now quit being a fucking dipshit, Emily hardly said anything about you. I've slandered your ass way more than she ever has.
You better be nice to her, or you'll have ME to deal with. I'll disenfranchize your ass so hard you'll long for the days of getting raunched up the fudge tunnel at military school.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-11-09 13:26:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
the post was fine. but the comments...
never talk again. you suck.
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
OH IS THAT SO!?!?!?
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
That's merely wishful thinking, Paula. But whatever helps you sleep at night.
I'm done with this.
If there's one lesson to be learned from all this, it's that there are very CERTAIN ramifications involved in pissing off someone who doesn't give two shits if they live or die.
While you all might have lots to lose, I don't.
Remember that, cowards.
and by the way... YOURE A FUCKING CUNT
internet obnoxiousness, life or death... i dont see the corallation.
i hope you have the chance to prove that statement when youre not behind a computerscreen, you dick.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-09 13:23:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have two dads = (
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-09 13:18:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Katy, way to butt your way into something that has nothing to do with you.
Perhaps you and GetRetardeddd should form a club? You could name it "Useless Uberchicks who stick up for eachother".
You know nothing about my mother, her death, her life or how I processed it. To assume that I'm lashing out at Jeanneee because of abandonment issues is absolutely preposterous. Way to leap to conclusions.
And it would be remiss of me to ask for you to even consider the fact that what Emily here did, in essence, was slander. Plain and simple. I've been made aware of a few conversations that were had about me after my termination of UnderOathMeal and frankly, it sickens me to know how vindictive that woman can be. Fuck her, fuck you and fuck anyone else who takes pity on women who live to propagate the downfall of the men who've 'acted shady' to them.
And I wouldn't give you the satisfaction of knowing how or when I killed myself.
Don't like how I ran your friend Emily off this website?
Fuckin' sue me, bitch.
Submitted by kwame_johnson (user info) at 2006-11-09 13:14:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
pwnd
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:56:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no apollo but he's got a dead mother. that might explain a little of his hatred for women. mom died, oh the abandonment so i guess i have to go and shit on any woman that shows me attention, even positive.
bret -
way to be a complete and total piece of shit. when you piss of the wrong person i hope you post about it here. better yet, seriously, go try and fight method or apollo or shlongy or any other guy on here that you think you can take. i really wanna see the photographic evidence of your ensuing gang rape. i mean i only suggest uberers cuz i know we'd see the pictures of it. but really if you want, try it with anyone because you will get your ass handed to you either way.
you're a spoiled, selfish, whiney, emo cunt that thinks he's badass because he listens to metal. way to be a fucking loser d&d fucktard with a social life that consists of sitting alone in front of a pint of beer at applebees and flipping off a camera in the fucking hopes that 13 year old somewhere will be impressed with your manliness.
you might have gotten some pity sex and you think we're impressed by you putting that on this forum? that was tactless, cruel and disgusting. if she did or didn't was her business to tell not yours and she would've had the damn decency to ask permission before discussing that shit. christ even simon putting up pictures of his cock inside a girl wasn't as low because at least he kept her face and name off of everything.
somehow it still makes my mouth gape in awe that people like you aren't beaten in strangled at some point in childhood. i can't believe you think you have any value to society. you're too chickenshit to kill yourself so really how much worth do you think you have if your own life isn't worth taking. maybe you're just waiting til you think someone will miss you but congratulations no one will even take the time to piss on your ashes.
i don't know how your mother died, i don't really care, but who knows maybe it was because she realized she had you for her son and that was her greatest accomplishment in life. i'd fucking off myself too if i thought about that for more than a second.
slit your wrists already and do one good thing in your life.
Submitted by kwame_johnson (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:28:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:25:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by kwame_johnson (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:21:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
she knows nothing about me.
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
OH IS THAT SO!?!?!?
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
That's merely wishful thinking, Paula. But whatever helps you sleep at night.
I'm done with this.
If there's one lesson to be learned from all this, it's that there are very CERTAIN ramifications involved in pissing off someone who doesn't give two shits if they live or die.
While you all might have lots to lose, I don't.
Remember that, cowards. """
how old are you loser?
seriously.
put the knife down emo kid and i'll give you some hot topic gift vouchers.
like i say, i care not. i have absolutely zero to hide here.
i'll leave you to your pit of misery then old egg.
toodles.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:26:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by garudave (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:25:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Too bad all of those bands would kick your teeth out.
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I agree completely.
Submitted by garudave (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:25:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Too bad all of those bands would kick your teeth out.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:25:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by kwame_johnson (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:21:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
she knows nothing about me.
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
OH IS THAT SO!?!?!?
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
That's merely wishful thinking, Paula. But whatever helps you sleep at night.
I'm done with this.
If there's one lesson to be learned from all this, it's that there are very CERTAIN ramifications involved in pissing off someone who doesn't give two shits if they live or die.
While you all might have lots to lose, I don't.
Remember that, cowards.
Submitted by kwame_johnson (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:22:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:16:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
That was an extremely low blow, so I'm guessing that I hurt you somehow if you felt the need to go there. If I did, then I apologize.
Getting involved with you has turned out to be a mistake, and I don't think I'll be coming to this site anymore. So you win - it's all yours. Enjoy. ""
don't be gay jeannene.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:21:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:16:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think I'll be coming to this site anymore.
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Bluff-a-licious.
Submitted by kwame_johnson (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:21:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:12:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by kwame_johnson (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:01:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm apollo
and you have just shown absolutely no class with jeannne.
Even if you think that you keep it yourself.
That is why no one respects you.
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FYI - when we met, Emily here gave me a few juicy tidbits of information about YOU, sir. I won't get into the details of exactly what, but just know that not even you are safe from this woman's careless gossip.
I was also given some pretty personal info about Method, PFF and a few others.
You can keep on believing that she's innocent and 'classy' if you like, but I happen to know otherwise, as FACT.
Oh, and keep thinking that I give a fuck about any level of internet respect I get or don't get.
Really.
Keep thinking that. """
she knows nothing about me.
and even if she did i've nothing to hide.
i'm not saying she's innocent or classy or anything but a real man would never do what you just did.
it's like negative politics, no one wins.
Do you have a father?
My dad would have whipped me for that and i'd whip my son for that too.
As Nasir Jones once said 'nigga that ain't man shit'.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:16:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That was an extremely low blow, so I'm guessing that I hurt you somehow if you felt the need to go there. If I did, then I apologize.
Getting involved with you has turned out to be a mistake, and I don't think I'll be coming to this site anymore. So you win - it's all yours. Enjoy.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:16:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:15:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:12:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
and the moral of the story, kids, is to always be careful which internet stranger you sex
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Get off my post you self-absorbed tramp ... this has exactly 0% to do with you.
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No =)
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:15:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Exhibit #2,423 in Jack's 'Argument Against Ever Meeting Any Uberusers in Person.'
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Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:15:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:12:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
and the moral of the story, kids, is to always be careful which internet stranger you sex
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Get off my post you self-absorbed tramp ... this has exactly 0% to do with you.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:14:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Everytime people from ubersite meet it's drama drama drama. I'm never going to an ubercon. You people scare me.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:14:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"I was also given some pretty personal info about Method"
GODAMMIT SHE PROMISED NOT TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT THAT GROWTH ON MY ANUS
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:14:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
late twenties on a farm with the 'rents?
what the fuck is wrong with that???
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:13:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bret, wow! I'm stunned...
check your gmail.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:12:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by kwame_johnson (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:01:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm apollo
and you have just shown absolutely no class with jeannne.
Even if you think that you keep it yourself.
That is why no one respects you.
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FYI - when we met, Emily here gave me a few juicy tidbits of information about YOU, sir. I won't get into the details of exactly what, but just know that not even you are safe from this woman's careless gossip.
I was also given some pretty personal info about Method, PFF and a few others.
You can keep on believing that she's innocent and 'classy' if you like, but I happen to know otherwise, as FACT.
Oh, and keep thinking that I give a fuck about any level of internet respect I get or don't get.
Really.
Keep thinking that.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:12:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
and the moral of the story, kids, is to always be careful which internet stranger you sex
Submitted by kwame_johnson (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:01:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm apollo
and you have just shown absolutely no class with jeannne.
Even if you think that you keep it yourself.
That is why no one respects you.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:58:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:19:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
Your "personal issues" are common knowledge to everyone who frequents this site, Narcissus.
You acted shady and disrespected me, and when that happens, you get what's coming to you. I don't care how crazy you are, it's no excuse for rudeness.
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Disrespected you?
HAHAHAHAHA
For a fat, late-twenties internet addict who lives with her folks on a farm and works in retail I don't think it'd be POSSIBLE to disrespect you.
Spitting in your face and kicking you in the cunt would be a compliment.
And for the record, the sex was terrible. You suck in the sack.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:49:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Fuck, I almost forgot two of the best! Axegrinder and Assuck.
Submitted by combatwombat (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:37:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, +2 for taking the time to find all of these and posting them. I'm pretty sure all of these titles can be made by re-using the same four or five words... It's funny how they take the time to sound intelligent with the titles, and while the lyrics may be sensitive and thought-provoking... most of the time, you can't understand what they're saying.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:19:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your "personal issues" are common knowledge to everyone who frequents this site, Narcissus.
You acted shady and disrespected me, and when that happens, you get what's coming to you. I don't care how crazy you are, it's no excuse for rudeness.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:14:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
-2 no Candiria
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:12:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:08:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
WOW! That's pretty fucking harsh bret.
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I have no sympathy for loose lips (Y HALO THAR DOUBLE ENTENDRE)
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:08:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOW! That's pretty fucking harsh bret. It's also pretty fucking funny. Sorry, Jeanneee.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:06:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:00:58 (#)
Ranking: 1
These would all make great choices for the father-daughter dance at weddings.
Kwame_johnson is apollo's alter. Thought you knew.
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Hey thanks for the tip!
Now please go celebrate your birthday by giving it up to some dude on the first date.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:00:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
These would all make great choices for the father-daughter dance at weddings.
Kwame_johnson is apollo's alter. Thought you knew.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:56:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you ever wanted to know about kwame_johnson
User id: 12191
Registered on or around: 2004-09-15 08:41:32
# Messages posted: 9
# Reviews written: 144
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 181
# Hits: 3720
Average rating of all messages: -1.13
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Man, you're awesome, kwame_johnson!
Submitted by kwame_johnson (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:54:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:47:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Axe vs. Throat made my fucking day...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:35:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:31:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:28:11 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:24:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:18:15 (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm disappointed, however, that you missed out Anal Cunt's classic, 'You got Date Raped'.
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Anal Cunt is indeed high quality metal. I will tell you however that Meshuggah and Chiamara get my vote over them.
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Psh, Agoraphobic Nosebleed kick those pussies shitless. So do Doom.
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Alright kiddo you wanna drop names?
Deicide
Mortuary
Rotting Christ
Napalm Death
Death
Dimmu Borgir
Hammerfall
GWAR (yea, I went there)
Witchburner
Venom
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Names?
Envenomned
At The Gates
Fleshcrawl
Grotesque
Carcass
Cathedral
Under a Pagan Moon
Christ Agony (brilliant name, pity they suck)
Corrosion
Zyklon B
Crowbar Abortion
shit yeah!
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:33:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:21:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay Bret, post a picture next time. I need visual stimulation.
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My current method of skirting my company's firewall so I can view Ubersite precludes me from being able to post attachments.
Apologies.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:31:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:28:11 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:24:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:18:15 (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm disappointed, however, that you missed out Anal Cunt's classic, 'You got Date Raped'.
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Anal Cunt is indeed high quality metal. I will tell you however that Meshuggah and Chiamara get my vote over them.
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Psh, Agoraphobic Nosebleed kick those pussies shitless. So do Doom.
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Alright kiddo you wanna drop names?
Deicide
Mortuary
Rotting Christ
Napalm Death
Death
Dimmu Borgir
Hammerfall
GWAR (yea, I went there)
Witchburner
Venom
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:28:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:24:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:18:15 (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm disappointed, however, that you missed out Anal Cunt's classic, 'You got Date Raped'.
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Anal Cunt is indeed high quality metal. I will tell you however that Meshuggah and Chiamara get my vote over them.
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Psh, Agoraphobic Nosebleed kick those pussies shitless. So do Doom.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:24:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:18:15 (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm disappointed, however, that you missed out Anal Cunt's classic, 'You got Date Raped'.
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Anal Cunt is indeed high quality metal. I will tell you however that Meshuggah and Chiamara get my vote over them.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:21:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay Bret, post a picture next time. I need visual stimulation.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:18:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm disappointed, however, that you missed out Anal Cunt's classic, 'You got Date Raped'.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:18:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahaha
RROOOOOAOARRRR
Where's Christpuncher I think he's found a new favorite band?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:14:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I have albums by all those bands, apart from Mutilation, who I've never heard of. +1 for new music!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:12:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Amusing
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:09:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
death and gore metal go in the same category as emo, punk, modern rock and nigger beats
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:02:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I always got a charge out of The Mentors. Find Em, Finger Em, Fuck Em, Forget Em is one of my all time favorites.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-09 09:59:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice