God help me, my first post... (they're gonna tear me apart) (1923 hits)
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Submitted by combatwombat (View user info) at 2006-11-09 10:17:32 EST
A real quick disclaimer: I've been reading posts at Ubersite for a long time. Only recently did I decide I had the courage to sign up for an account and actually post something of my own. I know I'm gonna get torn apart by most of you, and that's okay. I just wanted to say what I had to say.
The issue that I read most recently which really pissed me off, was the one on equality for females. Let me tell you my story and we'll see where everyone stands. Keep in mind, I'm proud of who I am, I wouldn't change anything for the world. I'm a happy, healthy guy and I'm not bitching... but fuck women.
When I was 16, I met this girl. She was beautiful and slightly older than I. We dated for about 3 months before we decided it was time to have sex. She had done it before, but I had not. Yes, she was my first. I was very concerned about being safe. I almost ruined it because I was so worried about it. But alas, she assured me she was unable to become pregnant. She told me, while staring me straight in the eye, that due to a "past trauma" she was unable to carry a child, and because she suffered from irregular periods, she was on the birth control pill anyway. I figured I was safe. Not only was this girl not able to become pregnant, but even if she was, she was on the pill. Suffice to say, we never used protection. We fucked ever day. Three, five, ten times a day. Fast forward a few months...
There I am, standing at the jewelry counter of a local department store where I was trying to convince this dude to buy his girlfriend the more expensive of the two rings in the case. I was a salesman... at 16. I was good at it too. My pager goes off. After I'm done persuading this ass to buy the ring, I call the number back. My girlfriend answers the phone and the only words I hear are:
"I'm sorry."
"You're Sorry for what?"
"I'm sorry."
"Heh um... for WHAT?!"
"I'm pregna---"
BAM, I hit the ground. I'm unconcious. I'm out. I passed out right there in the middle of the salesfloor. This girl, who swore to me could not get preganant no matter WHAT, was calling me to tell me the impossible happened.
Fast forward a few more months. I'm now working two full time jobs, attending high school full time, and coming home every day to my girlfriend's house to help take care of her. I don't sleep. I don't socialize. I wind up in the hospital for a month. She's dropped out of school. Doesn't work. And bitches ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
Fast forward a few more months. Our child is born. I'm there. I cut the cord. I slept in the bed next to hers for 3 days. She had complications. I've given him his first bath, and I'm the first person to hold him. She's suffering from post-partem depression and refuses to acknowledge she has a child.
Fast forward a few more months. I'm still working two full-time jobs, and attending school full time. Only now, I come home and I'm getting up with my son in the middle of the night to feed him, change him, and drive him around the block to get him to sleep. During the day while I'm at work/school, she's shopping with friends while her mother watches our son.
Fast forward a few more months. I've graduated from high school and managed to save up enough money to cover a security deposit and the first year's rent on a very nice apartment. I decide to follow a dream I've had ever since I was small. I joined the military. Two weeks after I graduated from high school, I left for boot camp. I did not abandon my child. I left him the care of my mother and his grandmother. I'd only be gone for a few months and he was young enough that he wouldn't remember. Besides, I was joining the reserves. All went well.
I returned from boot camp and my tech school to learn that my girlfriend (the mother of my child) had been sleeping with my best friend the entire time I was gone. We split up and share custody of our child. Things are rocky at best for a long time.
Today, I'm 25 years old. I'm a member of a special military unit that deployed to Iraq when this shit first started. While I was gone, my child's mother was arrested twice for DUI, once while my son was in the car with her. My mother had to go to the police station to pick my son up. I was shot three times in the leg. In the civillian world, I'm a cop. There's no disabling permanent damage from my injuries, but I was still shot in the fucking leg... three times. It's taken me three years to get full custody of my child. Three years, and almost every dime I make. A friend of mine, was arrested with a marijuana pipe once, with no criminal history and a stable job, and he lost his kid to his ex in a week. My ex gets arrested with my child in the car, and it takes me three years. She has a history of mental illness, drug issues, and shoplifting. I'm a war vet who works as a cop. It took me THREE fucking years!! And the best part... did I mention she's still with my ex best-friend? And that he makes six figures? And they're married? And I can't get this fine state I live in to make her pay one cent of child support? You want to talk to me about women's rights and equality? Where's the equality here?
The only mistakes I made were that I got with her in the first place, and I didn't use a condom. My son is not a mistake. He is my world and he is the reason I do everything I do. Like I said, I'm happy, and healthy. If the roles were reversed, you bet your ass I'd be paying her half my paycheck no questions asked, otherwise I'd be in jail. In my state, her husband's income is also her income... they can afford it. The state says no. Where's the fucking equality?
Fuck women.
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-03 22:07:49 EST (#)
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auto first post disclaimer -2
no one except you cares what number post it is.
Submitted by LongestPants (user info) at 2006-12-03 21:01:22 EST (#)
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Sounds like your ex-best needs to have a talk with Mr. Pipe Bomb.
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-03 20:15:17 EST (#)
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(incidently, I went through almost the SAME scenario with 3 little girls in the pot)
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-03 20:13:43 EST (#)
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*grabs your tassel and places it from the right side to the left side on your mortarboard-o-Life"
Like my grandfather always said, "rough seas make for smooth sailors"
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-03 19:43:18 EST (#)
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The exact same thing happened to me.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92782
My son Jason was born on November 15th. He is the greatest thing to ever happen to me, an accident though he may be. There are however three differences between our stories:
1. We're still together (and married)
2. Mine was born just two weeks ago
3. My racist father's complete assholeness
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-20 23:43:46 EST (#)
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Fuck that dude too. Look at this way. Even with his six figure income he's still dating damage goods and you were there first - plus she's a fucking waste of life DUI's and all. She'll never be happy but you can. Forget that bitch, she'll bring the punishment she deserves on herself.
Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2006-11-20 12:21:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-11-10 07:35:20 (#)
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Mate, you said you were expecting to be torn a new one, don't rise to it. There's no point justifying yourself to them, it's like trying to pin porridge to the wall.
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I hate it when noobs say "this is my first post". Fuck disclaimers and just get to it. That aside, if you've been around here for a while like you say, you should know that poeple are going to say their own things and then talk more shit when defend yourself against every insulting review. You need a thick skin for ubersite, which, based on your story, there's no doubt you have. Welcome.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-20 11:48:40 EST (#)
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A real quick disclaimer: I've been reading posts at Ubersite for a long time. Only recently did I decide I had the courage to sign up for an account and actually post something of my own. I know I'm gonna get torn apart by most of you, and that's okay. I just wanted to say what I had to say.
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auto -2
Submitted by combatwombat (user info) at 2006-11-20 11:28:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by goodontoast (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:12:33 (#)
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First, your life sucks.
Second, wear a fucking condom.
Third, you're an idiot that contributed to your own shitty life by not wearing a fucking condom.
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You, my friend, need to learn to read and post original thoughts. If you had the ability to do either, you surely would have noticed my admission that it was my own ignorance that caused me to participate in unprotected sex, and you also would have noticed the mentions of my life very much not sucking. Surely, I don't think I could have been any more clear about how much I enjoyed my life and all. So basically everything you said in your post, allbeit only 3 lines, and I'm sure everything you've ever accomplished in your lifetime is null, void, and like you, fucking retarded. Your mere presence in this world exponentially lowers the collective intelligence level of the entire human race. Have a nice day :-)
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:21:25 EST (#)
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I had many things to say on the topic, but they eventually turn into a venomous attack on the double standard that womans equality has become.
Have a plus two.
Submitted by goodontoast (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:12:33 EST (#)
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First, your life sucks.
Second, wear a fucking condom.
Third, you're an idiot that contributed to your own shitty life by not wearing a fucking condom.
Submitted by GaidinCanuck (user info) at 2006-11-14 02:04:18 EST (#)
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I hear ya brother.
Submitted by combatwombat (user info) at 2006-11-13 07:36:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2006-11-11 06:12:31 (#)
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how you gonna be at high school full time and have 2 full time jobs? lying cunt how many fucken hours in your fantasy day? lying cunt
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It doesn't take a genius to figure it out douche bag... I was at school from 7:30AM until 1:20PM, I had early realease so I could go to work. I worked one job from 2pm, until Midnight (10 hours), I did this 4 days a week (40 hours= 1 full time job)... On Thursday nights, Friday nights, Saturday Nights, and well into Sunday morning, I waited tables. The hours here well exceeded 40 hours... this makes another fulltime job. Full time school, and two full time jobs... so glad I could speed your thought process up a little bit. It doesn't matter how many hours are in one day if all the days run together and you're not sleeping. And I did it because it had to be done... don't be pissed at me because you know you'd try to punch her in the stomach to keep from having to MAN up to the responsibility. Now kindly fuck off.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-11-11 20:04:54 EST (#)
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Strong finish.
Submitted by garudave (user info) at 2006-11-11 16:26:00 EST (#)
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Way better than my first two posts.
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2006-11-11 16:17:35 EST (#)
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"Fuck women."
Agreed.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:47:40 EST (#)
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+1 for the name "Combat Wombat"
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-11 06:33:20 EST (#)
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fuck women.....
....sounds like a plan
sure beats fucking anything else now doesnt it?
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2006-11-11 06:12:31 EST (#)
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how you gonna be at high school full time and have 2 full time jobs? lying cunt how many fucken hours in your fantasy day? lying cunt
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-11-11 05:56:27 EST (#)
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Yeah, fuck women.
Wait.
No...
I do agree with you. I'd be more inclined to be more specific and say 'fuck my ex and fuck the system that allowed this to happen' if I were you...but I can see that you're bitter and on a roll here, and you make some valid points, so I'm just gonna shut the fuck up.
Not to do with the equality bit, but more in regards to the 'fuck women' thing...for the record, we're not all terrible. Some of us don't have drinking and drug problems... and some of us are loyal like the family dog.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-11-10 18:55:51 EST (#)
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Decent.
Actually take a +2 for the inequality of this sort of situation, we have it here too.
-Dave
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-10 18:39:53 EST (#)
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Yikes. Someone needs a good solid ninja kick to the head.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-11-10 18:23:58 EST (#)
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Something similiar happened to my buddy just a few months ago. Girl said she was infertile, still somehow got preggers. Luckily for him though the girl has some serious boyfriend who she'll probably marry and he wants to take care of the kid. So he dodged a bullet. Though if the girl and her boyfriend break up I'll bet good money the next thing to happen is her demanding child support.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-11-10 10:15:28 EST (#)
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awful. it's going to take a few years for the government to catch up to the changes of the world. i expect that in the next 20-30 years men will begin to have the same parental rights as a woman. its terrible that you hate women, we can be quite great when you find the right one. you'll find your lobster, you seem like a smart, sweet and caring man and mrs. right will be lucky to find you.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-11-10 09:59:19 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-11-10 07:35:20 EST (#)
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Mate, you said you were expecting to be torn a new one, don't rise to it. There's no point justifying yourself to them, it's like trying to pin porridge to the wall.
Nice one for taking responsibility though. Not a lot of men do. (Sweeping generalisation, but I won't take umbrage from anyone who started his post with 'fuck women')
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-11-10 07:07:23 EST (#)
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as in, wrap up your peener.
not wrap up the story
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-11-10 07:05:36 EST (#)
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When I was 16, I met this girl. She was beautiful and slightly older than I. We dated for about 3 months before we decided it was time to have sex. She had done it before, but I had not. Yes, she was my first. I was very concerned about being safe. I almost ruined it because I was so worried about it. But alas, she assured me she was unable to become pregnant. She told me, while staring me straight in the eye, that due to a "past trauma" she was unable to carry a child, and because she suffered from irregular periods, she was on the birth control pill anyway. I figured I was safe. Not only was this girl not able to become pregnant, but even if she was, she was on the pill. Suffice to say, we never used protection. We fucked ever day. Three, five, ten times a day. Fast forward a few months...
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I already know what's coming.
WRAP IT UP!!!!
Submitted by ShakeyBear (user info) at 2006-11-10 06:58:45 EST (#)
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Fuck you.
You deserve all the shit you've been through, and more. And you've got the nerve to BITCH about it! It's too bad your ex-gf split with you because I'm sure you made a real SUPER couple.
Thanks to you, idiocy like this will be perpetuated along to the next generation. Congradulations! Want a pin?
I pray for the sake of future generations that your son somehow doesn't turn out anything like you or your ex. The odds are heavily against him.
Submitted by nightshade (user info) at 2006-11-10 06:26:46 EST (#)
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Amen brother
Submitted by Davood (user info) at 2006-11-10 06:22:10 EST (#)
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i liked it..alot
women are cunts..but good to fuck :P
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-11-10 05:53:54 EST (#)
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Has no one called shenanigins on this yet?
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-10 00:32:44 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:46:20 EST (#)
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I just read this and I'll give you an empathetic +2.
I was a cop once myself, in another life. Most of my friends with the department were divorced and the ex's had custody. All the judges I knew of, if anything, were less likely to award custody because of the hours (don't know about you, but we worked 2,2,& 3 - revolving 12s) and the "ability to provide a healthy environment for the child" which could only mean "your broke-ass popo salary ain't gonna cut it"
Also, I too had a bad experience with an ex. Now I'm married with 2 sons and have never been happier.
The point is - our past experiences only make us stronger and smarter... and it makes it that much sweeter when you finally taste true happiness and you know the person who caused so much pain in your life is still miserable. (in my case, by now she's most likely swallowing cocks by the dozen for crack)
Submitted by ScarfaceMN (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:13:14 EST (#)
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What can I say? I've got a way with words. Sorry about the sand in your vagina.
Submitted by combatwombat (user info) at 2006-11-09 14:59:59 EST (#)
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How is saying I'm happy/proud and wouldn't change anything for the world an example of me being "pussy-hurt"?? Obviously this label is a reflection on your own self-worth. But I applaud you for being able to combine two seemingly unrelated words to form an adjective to describe what you mistakenly believe is my attitude towards life and all women. Bravo.
Submitted by ScarfaceMN (user info) at 2006-11-09 14:55:46 EST (#)
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Here's what I got from your post:
"It's not my fault she got pregnant!"
"She's a horrible woman"
"All women suck"
Keep it up, man. The guys down at your local bar must LOVE you, pushing all the chicks in their direction with your pussy-hurt attitude.
I thought you said you're a guy, but I've got this urge to buy you a size up in training bras.
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-09 14:52:52 EST (#)
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auto -2
better luck next time
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-09 14:50:28 EST (#)
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First of all I'm a navy vet, so thanks for your service, etc.
HOWEVER:
You are a fucking moron. In fact, I hope your fucking dick falls off so you can not further populate the world with people that are a fucking stupid as you are. You're the reason we had to watch all those "educational" videos in boot camp. You are THAT GUY.
You knock up the first fucking whore that lets you get your dick wet, fall in love, and continue to work your sack off trying to support her even though she is a complete shitbag. Good for her for sleeping with your best friend, obviously she was smart enough to realize you were so pussy whipped you'd put up with anything.
Stop breeding.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-11-09 14:37:19 EST (#)
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Not bad for a first post.
FUCK your girl...
in the ass
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-11-09 14:28:06 EST (#)
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Women's equality means a woman is entitled to anything a man could have, not the other way around. I thought you understood.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-09 14:11:33 EST (#)
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"The only way I think I could have made myself clearer would have been to put the whole thing to a track from the Sound of Music and videotaped myself frollicking in some flowery meadow with a big fucking smile on my face"
----This I wanna see.
"...since women are so content in making all men look bad and like dead beats."
----THIS, however, is blatently untrue. It is also the kind of atitude that is getting you the "SKATE IT OFF, BITCH" reviews.
Submitted by combatwombat (user info) at 2006-11-09 14:05:19 EST (#)
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Disregard the last post, I was momentarily confused... they sent me to Walter Reed because it was closest to my home.
Submitted by combatwombat (user info) at 2006-11-09 14:03:35 EST (#)
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Nope. There are two ARS (amphibious recon schools) in the US. One is in Little Creek, and the other in Coronado, CA.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2006-11-09 13:59:46 EST (#)
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but why did they sent you to WRAMC? I thought you sorts went to Bethesda. I was at WRAMC, and it was the pits.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2006-11-09 13:58:28 EST (#)
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Did I say ELITE? Don't believe I did. I do believe I said special (SOC). Meaning selected reserves, meaning rapid deployment. Nothing I posted could be taken any such way as to have me "thrown on desk duty." I find it interesting that you chastize me for posting absolutely nothing that could identify myself personally or bring any kind of dishonor, yet ask me to reveal a lot of information. However, if you must be so invasive... I suppose I shall humor you
My MoS- Marine Corps 0321, look it up
Rank- Currently an E6 Staff Sergeant
Basic Training- Parris Island, South Carolina, 13 weeks
AIT- ARS in Little Creek, VA
The M16A2 has a Maximum range of 3600 meters with a muzzle velocity of 2800 fps
I was wounded with a 9mm handgun fired at close range by an Iraqui insurgent. The first round grazed my kneecap, the secound round went right through my thigh, the last round was lodged in my shin... never said I didn't go to rehab, just said it didn't do any permanent damage.
I was treated at Walter Reed
You can wear two marksmanship ribbons at one time
and I'm sorry, but I can't tell you what State my unit is based out of.
Sorry, but that's all the proving I'm willing to do... if you still don't believe it, or need further proof, go fuck yourself. Everything I've said is true... it was meant to shed some light on some of the stories that can originate from a male perspective... since women are so content in making all men look bad and like dead beats.
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Good enough for me. And I'm a man of my word: sorry I didn't believe you. Thanks for your service, and good luck. 0321, huh? Pretty goddamn good.
-jack
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-11-09 13:58:24 EST (#)
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No this was good. Made me glad I'm not you.
Welcome to uber.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-09 13:54:41 EST (#)
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very good. but i don't you should of said "fuck woman" only one of us screwed you over, don't generalise us
Submitted by combatwombat (user info) at 2006-11-09 13:53:55 EST (#)
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Did I say ELITE? Don't believe I did. I do believe I said special (SOC). Meaning selected reserves, meaning rapid deployment. Nothing I posted could be taken any such way as to have me "thrown on desk duty." I find it interesting that you chastize me for posting absolutely nothing that could identify myself personally or bring any kind of dishonor, yet ask me to reveal a lot of information. However, if you must be so invasive... I suppose I shall humor you
My MoS- Marine Corps 0321, look it up
Rank- Currently an E6 Staff Sergeant
Basic Training- Parris Island, South Carolina, 13 weeks
AIT- ARS in Little Creek, VA
The M16A2 has a Maximum range of 3600 meters with a muzzle velocity of 2800 fps
I was wounded with a 9mm handgun fired at close range by an Iraqui insurgent. The first round grazed my kneecap, the secound round went right through my thigh, the last round was lodged in my shin... never said I didn't go to rehab, just said it didn't do any permanent damage.
I was treated at Walter Reed
You can wear two marksmanship ribbons at one time
and I'm sorry, but I can't tell you what State my unit is based out of.
Sorry, but that's all the proving I'm willing to do... if you still don't believe it, or need further proof, go fuck yourself. Everything I've said is true... it was meant to shed some light on some of the stories that can originate from a male perspective... since women are so content in making all men look bad and like dead beats.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-09 13:37:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:52:44 (#)
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n00b: "Fuck women."
Women: "Skate it off."
n00b: "OMG I'M NOT COMPLAINING, BUT FUCK WOMEN AND FUCK YOU YOU DOUCHEBAG"
Women: "This is Ubersite if you are familiar with it as you claim to be, then you will understand when I say SKATE IT OFF."
n00b: "WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"
~fin~
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WHY do the n00bs insist they know what is going on, then break one of the main rules?
Just make your post already, dipshit.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-11-09 13:15:22 EST (#)
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I have a hard time believing that someone FROM ohio would call it the "armpit of the nation".
<ALTER>
But if you're not an alter (and are from Ohio), then please fuck right off. Sincerely.
<WELCOME TO UBER, interesting story>
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-09 13:04:43 EST (#)
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I'm partial to rants.
Have a +2 in hopes this isn't an alter.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-09 13:02:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:53:45 (#)
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skate it off
not all women are like this
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Auto -2 for piss poor judgement
Oh yeah, cuz she looked you in the eye and is on the pill, that makes it true
Fucking twat
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-11-09 13:00:41 EST (#)
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why did you give me a reason to not read it and hate you in the title?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:53:45 EST (#)
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skate it off
not all women are like this
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:43:02 EST (#)
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I have a hard time believing you are in "an elite military unit", because those people don't readily broadcast to a website full of strangers that sort of thing; or are hopefully trained properly in OPSEC so they don't.
I also have a hard time believing you were shot in the leg three times resulting in no permanent damage. If you were in Iraq, getting shot means with an AK, unless you were real up close and personal with some moke toting a Makarov or, God forgive, a Tokarev. Either way, with one shot to just about any part of the leg, you are talking months of physical therapy and, probably, a limp for life. Three times? You're lucky you weren't amputated.
Also having a hard time believing you are a cop on the outside. Any intelligence peace officer would never toss out such a misogynistic rant in a public forum. Easy way to get suspended or tossed on desk duty, which you really would have been placed on if you were really shot in the leg three times.
Next time, don't go so over the top.
Maybe this stuff is true, but I'm not buying it for now. If you can answer the questions below, I'll believe you, and issue you a heartfelt apology for the crap you've been through.
What is your MoS?
What rank did you achieve?
Where did you attend basic AND ait?
What is the muzzle velocity of the M16A2?
What weapon were you wounded with?
What military hospital were you treated at?
How many marksmanship badges can you wear at one time?
How many special skill tabs can you wear at one time?
What state is your unit based out of?
vr
Jack
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:41:09 EST (#)
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Alter.
Submitted by combatwombat (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:37:49 EST (#)
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Dude... nowhere was I asking for sympathy... in fact I went WAY out of my way to make it known that I wasn't complaining or asking for sympathy... the point to posting this shit was in response to the previously debated issue of female equality and how there are females who bitch and cry because they aren't afforded equal rights. How many different ways do I have to specifically state that I'm HAPPY. Normally, when one is happy, they do not require anyone to feel sorry for them. I've never asked for sympathy, I've never asked for gratitude, all I do ask, is that you read something in its entirety if you choose to comment, because you obviously haven't read the whole thing. I also said that I made my choices because of my son and NOTHING was a mistake. What don't you understand? The only way I think I could have made myself clearer would have been to put the whole thing to a track from the Sound of Music and videotaped myself frollicking in some flowery meadow with a big fucking smile on my face... would that have gotten across to you the fact that I'm not asking for sympathy? Probably not, but it would have been pretty fuckin hilarious. Jesus Christ!!
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:29:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by combatwombat (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:45:03 (#)
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Holy SHIT!! Why is it, that when you go out of your way to explain that you are not complaining, or whining, or bitching about a subject, and you specifically state that you wouldn't change anything, you still have dumb shits like Pentameter accusing me of whining?? By the way Pentameter... I've got your fuckin helmet right here. It's made of kevlar and has a desert camo cover on it... careful though, it's still a little sandy you fuckin douche bag. Now shove it up your iambic ass.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
If you want some sympathy for the choices you've made in your life, Ubersite is NOT the place for it. You got the girl pregnant, you signed up for the military, and I'm supposed to feel sorry for you?
I don't think so. Everyone goes through tough shit in their lives. You're not special.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:26:07 EST (#)
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You had sex 10 times in one day?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:20:33 EST (#)
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Go Buckeyes!
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:15:33 EST (#)
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Welcome.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:07:34 EST (#)
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Yeah fuck Ohio
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:59:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by combatwombat (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:50:18 (#)
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I am from Ohio St_Jimmy, but oddly enough, not the same guy... what the fuck is up with Ohio??
+1 for being from the armpit of the nation... Ohio
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um that's new jersey. literally.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:58:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heh - your story has ALOT of similarities to mine!
except for the military and being shot. I didn't do that.
And my ex died after a few years, so I haven't had custody complications.
I think the thing is not that men suck or women suck, but that people can be exceptionally bad to each other. It's just SAD!
Anyhow - you sound like you'll be a great dad - congratulations!!! And the world needs more men like you.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:52:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
n00b: "Fuck women."
Women: "Skate it off."
n00b: "OMG I'M NOT COMPLAINING, BUT FUCK WOMEN AND FUCK YOU YOU DOUCHEBAG"
Women: "This is Ubersite if you are familiar with it as you claim to be, then you will understand when I say SKATE IT OFF."
n00b: "WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"
~fin~
Submitted by combatwombat (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:45:03 EST (#)
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Holy SHIT!! Why is it, that when you go out of your way to explain that you are not complaining, or whining, or bitching about a subject, and you specifically state that you wouldn't change anything, you still have dumb shits like Pentameter accusing me of whining?? By the way Pentameter... I've got your fuckin helmet right here. It's made of kevlar and has a desert camo cover on it... careful though, it's still a little sandy you fuckin douche bag. Now shove it up your iambic ass.
Submitted by combatwombat (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:42:07 EST (#)
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Hey GMC... um, or Crayon, or whatever the fuck you like to be called... did, at any point in time, you see me write anything to lead you to believe that I did not want a child, or that I regretted having the child... didn't think so 'mkay? I would rather it not have happened at 16, but abortion was never an option... (mostly because she was already three months pregnant when we found out, and here, it's illegal.) Fuck... I'm just gonnna fuckin move. This state sucks! Oh, and in case any were wondering, I'm not still in Ohio. Originally from there, but no more.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:38:30 EST (#)
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Want a little cheese to go with that whine?
Life sucks...get a helmet. You're gonna need one around here especially.
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:34:15 EST (#)
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Abortion...
Ever heard of it?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:34:04 EST (#)
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Can you afford a lawyer?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:29:02 EST (#)
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Amen.
And thanks.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:24:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Wombat, if you fuck your women in the arse they DEFO can't get pregnant.
And I'm not even a doctor.
(-1 for the first post announcement)
Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:17:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 'Cos I know exactly how you feel... Except I forc... I mean, convinced them... I mean her, to have an abortion. My friend also has been through the same thing as you, his kid is kickass, but the mother is a fat whore.
Welcome to Ubersite.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:05:02 EST (#)
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I took some liberties below in making the other man black, but only because I wanted to drop a line that I heard in Borat.
Submitted by combatwombat (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:03:13 EST (#)
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I'm white, she's white, the baby's white, and the ex best-friend is white... thanks anyway Kwame.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:55:25 EST (#)
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You sure you can't sue for support?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:54:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
auto-Ohio -2
Submitted by kwame_johnson (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:53:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
nigger
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:52:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Welcome to Ubersite!
Submitted by combatwombat (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:50:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I am from Ohio St_Jimmy, but oddly enough, not the same guy... what the fuck is up with Ohio??
+1 for being from the armpit of the nation... Ohio
Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:49:36 EST (#)
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High five for being a kick ass dad. There should be awards for men like you. But a high five is the best that I can do for now.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:49:30 EST (#)
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You sound like a fine, upstanding citizen and a good father.
Except for the part where you disparage my entire gender due to the stupidity and selfishness of one stupid cunt.
Here's to hoping you don't pass on that bitterness to your son.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:47:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just proves my point even more, but dude, careful, Andy is also a "war vet" (I think he worked at some sort of desk job filing papers) and he says tough shit, YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT SEX LEADS TO PREGNANCY AND ACCORDING TO HIDDEN101 YOU SHOULD STILL BE PAYING HER HALF YOUR PAYCHECK DUDE SHE IS CLEARLY A FRAGILE DELICATE FLOWER AND THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILD WHAT ARE YOU THINKING NOT GIVING HER ALL YOUR MONEY?
Sarcasm above.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:45:21 EST (#)
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Well, isn't she a cunt. Don't believe teenage girls who say they are on the pill. Ever.
Also, even if a doctor told you both to your face that she can't have kids, be careful. I know at least two women whose doctors told them they couldn't have children, and guess what... they did.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:45:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't read it.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:44:15 EST (#)
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so... ya lookin for a new wife?
Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:42:22 EST (#)
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it goes both ways. there are bad and good people regardless of gender.
i guess the problems men and women have are just different, depending on how they were treated growing up. seems like we're all to blame for different reasons. women are often treated like all they have to do is look pretty, be fit and they are good to go in life. i suppose this leads to a lack of a really solid mental foundation, which i suppose could lead to silly behavior.
men are treated like they need to be tough and self sufficent at any cost. this can make them insensitive assholes who will do what they have to do to get what they want. not very well rounded, in some cases.
this probably is what happens.....plus all the exceptions, cases which are the other way around, and situations which bear no resemblance to what I've said whatsoever.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:40:46 EST (#)
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good luck with all that
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:38:48 EST (#)
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This sounds like the guy who knocked up Kaos King's friend from high school!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90580
You happen to be from Ohio?
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:36:27 EST (#)
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Have a +2. I enjoyed this.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:33:07 EST (#)
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yeah basically if you hadn't decried it as your first post most wouldn't even notice.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:32:59 EST (#)
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Ode to a Barren Woman
O oft-ploughed field of freaky sex!
O tilled and tailored bed of sticky earth!
Receive my seeds, my flowing seeds,
Rain and germ together mix'd
And married in your spongy innards
Dressed in pure white
Amongst your flowers.
Though fallow and left untouched
By man and tool, now do you bare
Your plot to me and beg me spread
The folds of land between your
Wholesom, farmer's boundaries;
Practice the art, you call,
No crop will grow and cry from
The ground upturned, for dry
Is my soil, my parched, imperfect
Soil, and so you may make of me
A special sort of friend,
A silly sort of thing to use
And fill and fold and break
And bend and sow your hopes
Upon, and in the using find
Yourself a newly measured man.
You called, and said these things,
And whispered promises from below
My feet, below me as I moved above,
Sinking...and I believed you.
And now this.
Now there's this.
Now from ruined, rotted land there
Grows a child, a child promised away,
A lie-child grown from broken truths
And the moving of our loins,
Wet and flooded, your stained earth
Now flushes full of family and fear,
And I am astounded.
Honestly, I'm fucking baffled
See, because you're white
And I'm white,
So why the fuck is this baby of ours
As dark as the outside of an Oh! Henry bar???
I am no genuine chocolate face
And you are no cocoa whore
(well, you are a whore, but you
Know what I mean),
So maybe you have something to tell me, hmm?
Tell Othello I said hi the next time you suck his dick in the parking lot.
Submitted by mitchmarron (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:25:01 EST (#)
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Six figures is shite nowadays. Especially if you're married to a boozing/expensive housewife.
And from the looks of it he's probably much more miserable than you.
So that's something to smile about.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:22:55 EST (#)
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"Fuck women."
That's what got you into this mess.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 10:19:27 EST (#)
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litttle bit emo.
I suspect you'll be -2ed for declaring a first post