SPT: Pretty Heat Machines (770 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: 1.6 on 38 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-11-09 14:44:29 EST
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Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2006-11-10 08:28:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
High Five for the Phoenix.
Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2006-11-10 08:28:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
High Five for the phoenix.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-09 22:15:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good answer!
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-09 22:12:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 19:32:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
-Really? Sweet. Give Jack White my number, please. And O started it. I believe it's an ironic exercise in vanity and satirizing the art of the heatwhore. Or something.
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Nonsense. I was merely suggesting that I am A) pretty, and B) a heat machine.
I just threw in all of the actual items to water down my insufferable hotness.
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-11-09 20:45:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:37:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:33:02 (#)
Ranking: 1
the disturbing mutant camwhore (of you) made me smile.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:18:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:04:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
you own a lot of pictures of yourself
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Like you don't own the same ones?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:51:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and by the way, this looks nothing LIKE the note I sent to your girlfriend.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:21:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
needs more george foreman grill
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:19:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you're so pretty
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:12:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*Blink*
I know my pupils are more dilated than is typical.. but that's a little odd of you to a)notice and 2) care
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:42:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
Come and sit at the feet of the Orgasmatron, Crystle. There is much for you to learn and little time to learn it all in. Varied are the ways of my instruction, and short is my patience for unruly pupils.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:09:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:04:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
you own a lot of pictures of yourself
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I'm so vain, I probably think this post is about me.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:04:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you own a lot of pictures of yourself
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:02:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
like the pic of you at the end - you look like you belong in a gang with The Crumpler...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:51:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'd hit it
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:42:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:42:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Come and sit at the feet of the Orgasmatron, Crystle. There is much for you to learn and little time to learn it all in. Varied are the ways of my instruction, and short is my patience for unruly pupils.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:39:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THANK you!! I couldn't have done it without your EXPERT guidance on the matter...
With O-Tron as a mentor, how could I fail.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:36:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jean Grey is more mentalist than mutant, Noonie.
I know what you mean, though...all that fire IS disturbing.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:35:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like this bandwagon
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:33:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
the disturbing mutant camwhore made me smile.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:27:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:07:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Look I'll keep asking
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Now where's the fun in a direct answer if there's a chance of begging in the near future?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:26:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95563
Bwahahahahaha..
Ok, I admit it. I not so good at composites
Submitted by kwame_johnson (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:13:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAAAALLL ABOARD!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95559
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:10:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Paint you say?
hmmmmmm
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:07:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Look I'll keep asking
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:06:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh please...this was done in MS Paint.
Bandwagon away if you like, but just remember - the prettiest heat machine of them all is sitting there right at the bottom of my uploaded file. Yes he is. Yes he is.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:01:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
alas, I don't have photoshop. So the only thing I could do to bandwagon would be cell phone camwhore...
Sigh
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-11-09 14:58:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No comment
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-11-09 14:57:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you look angry, half of you at least
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 14:55:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no seriously, want to?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 14:54:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG LIEK U R SO HOT WANNA DO IT?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-09 14:54:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
There's something fucking wrong with you.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-11-09 14:52:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Damn, that crème brulée blowtorch is HOT.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-09 14:51:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Shocker! Talk about a heat machine.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-09 14:49:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Um...Crystle, that's what I really look like.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-09 14:47:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That picture is my wallpaper. No, seriously. That exact picture.
Not the appliances, silly.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-09 14:46:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha..
LOVE the photocomposite at the end
I'm bored.. should I turn this into a bandwagon?