SPT: Pretty Heat Machines (2427 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.59 on 107 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Crystle (View user info) at 2006-11-09 15:24:30 EST
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Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2008-04-08 19:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2008-04-08 19:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-25 15:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Please tell me that is your natural hair color...I will love you forever.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-08-29 14:52:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-06-06 13:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-28 16:42:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
im sory i was mean to u youre not really fat shit but try and be nicert ok?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-26 15:42:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
awwwwww.. my hero!
(s?)
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-26 15:16:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-20 19:46:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
u look like fat shit
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Eat
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-26 15:15:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-20 19:46:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
u look like fat shit
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shit
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-26 15:15:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-20 19:46:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
u look like fat shit
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goat
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-26 15:15:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-20 19:46:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
u look like fat shit
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bitch!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-26 14:57:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I AM TOO BUSY HAVING GLANDULAR FEVER TO BE KEEPING TABS ON YOUR SORDID LITTLE MEETINGS HADLEY
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-02-26 14:44:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder what Danger will think about you coming to visit me again.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-02-26 14:38:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
7 days
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-21 01:19:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-20 19:46:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
u look like fat shit
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camwhore for me dreamboat
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-21 00:36:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
a retal -2? Why am I not surprised...
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-20 19:46:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
u look like fat shit
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-04 21:58:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-04 21:21:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are soooooooooooooooo pretty.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-01 14:33:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wanna make out
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-01 14:29:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-01-30 23:16:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I'm going to take my daughter to SD Seaworld this summer - that rocks the whales are there. Do they have Manatees as well?
I'm going to refrain from asking alot of silly questions and instead hit up the seaworld website... can't wait. WOOOOO.
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yes, they have a very large manatee exhibit.
I go to Seaworld several times a year, so I can answer any questions you have - I can bring my daughter too, she LOVES that place, she can tell you everything about it
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-26 05:04:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oops, 2.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-26 05:03:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'M NOT MAR....ried....
:(
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-26 03:32:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah me too
:(
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-26 03:21:24 EST (#)
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I'm married...
..and shit.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-26 03:06:48 EST (#)
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Fuck it. Just because you're beautiful.
i'll be going to sleep now.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-26 02:59:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<3
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-19 01:30:55 EST (#)
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I can do a cool trick where I can shake my eyes about - its like a nystagmus but rapid and centralized.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-19 01:30:18 EST (#)
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I'd write a song about your eyes but they are too blurry so I'd prolly just cut and paste "dazed and confused" or some such thing.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-12-18 12:53:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-03 07:20:54 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/96393
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-11-28 15:58:11 EST (#)
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You looks like someone I once ate seafood with.
Wanna go to a baseball game?
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-11-15 05:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent!
And we've got a fantastic title for UM this round.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-14 21:08:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You just shut up Crystle, you stupid fathead. This is my fucking prophecy.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-14 20:04:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95767
Let's see, coupled with usually nice youn.. ladies getting catty, you've now got what is essentially a decent fellow - a father just trying to build a house (and fatTony), mocking your victim with picture posts.
Weve got an orc, a horribly deformed beast with a ginoooormous head, massive climate change, my rating has dropped below 1.46, and Jonny was nice to Oath. All we need now is for th1ndy to leave her newborn with some black people, the prophecy is complete, and the rapture begins. No point leaving now Crystle, your work is done.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-11-14 19:58:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I kinda get the feeling you should be busy driving, not taking cell phone pics of yourself.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-14 19:55:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You're welcome.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-14 19:52:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-14 19:49:15 (#)
Ranking: 1
You looked fatter in your previous pictures.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-14 19:49:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You looked fatter in your previous pictures.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-14 17:06:40 EST (#)
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fine..
I'll
I'll
I'll....
pretend to leave. Is that what you want to hear?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-14 17:04:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"every".
*rumble-tremor-rumble* egads.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-14 17:03:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't worry about it, you've just ruined ubersite for everbody, it's no big deal.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-14 16:57:58 EST (#)
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Danger...
I'm at a loss.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-14 16:43:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssssssssse, everyone is getting catty. The epoch of our undoing is upon us, and lo', you are it's spiteful instigator.
"And he cried mightily with a strong voice, saying, Babylon the great is fallen, is fallen, and is become the habitation of devils, and the hold of every foul spirit, and a cage of every unclean and hateful bird."
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-14 16:36:23 EST (#)
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GREAT HONK!!
How'm I responsible for that?!?!
Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2006-11-14 16:36:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you. That's all you need to know. OH.....and high five for being gorgeous.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-14 16:28:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
See what you've started Crystle? Well do you??
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95641#2224960
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-14 02:43:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-09 19:01:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
you look like Coley's cuter older sister
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*weeps*
it's true.
Can I borrow your clothes?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-13 17:25:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2006-11-13 16:12:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-13 16:11:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-13 15:30:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:19:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm hotter. ""
aaaahahahahahahahahaah
hahahahaah
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aahahahaha
aa
ahh
you are the ugliest 'woman' i've ever seen.
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seconded.
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thirded.
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errmm.....fourded....
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2006-11-13 16:12:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-13 16:11:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-13 15:30:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:19:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm hotter. ""
aaaahahahahahahahahaah
hahahahaah
h
a
aahahahaha
aa
ahh
you are the ugliest 'woman' i've ever seen.
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seconded.
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thirded.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-13 16:11:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-13 15:30:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:19:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm hotter. ""
aaaahahahahahahahahaah
hahahahaah
h
a
aahahahaha
aa
ahh
you are the ugliest 'woman' i've ever seen.
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seconded.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-13 15:30:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:19:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm hotter. ""
aaaahahahahahahahahaah
hahahahaah
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a
aahahahaha
aa
ahh
you are the ugliest 'woman' i've ever seen.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-11 10:21:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry about the book, it is coming on Tuesday, I'll send it express. I've had exams the past week and then concerts.
Also, with the next one I'll be able to put some assorted non-book material in there too. I'll include a sample of our peanut butter so you can see if it's necessary to send a comparison.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:38:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
IM HOT LIKE THE SUN
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:19:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm hotter.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-11 01:52:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey good lookin
whatcha got cookin
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-11 00:01:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Deary.
Um...
Don't take this the wrng way or anything but...
Uh...
Erm...
You're looking a might bit skinny now-a-days.
:-)
Submitted by DonSturgeon2003 (user info) at 2006-11-10 23:06:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-11-10 18:55:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-10 05:31:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy crap honey, you're lookin fantastic. Been working hard?
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-11-10 05:13:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i really only saw the two befire mine but as i said before HOT!!!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-09 19:34:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG!! You're right! that's a new one... I'm sure it's angles and such.
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:53:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
You look a teeny bit like Uma Thurman. http://www.uncut.at/data/personen-big/uma-thurman.jpg
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-09 19:01:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you look like Coley's cuter older sister
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:53:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You look a teeny bit like Uma Thurman. http://www.uncut.at/data/personen-big/uma-thurman.jpg
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:06:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But if you keep curling irons away from young children, how are they going to give themselves fake hickies?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:01:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:58:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
POST SOMETHING HAIRY!!!
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:10:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sweetest nerd ive seen in a while
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:55:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Crystle, your HAWT, can I fuck your nose?
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:54:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy hell you're gorgeous.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:47:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hubba Hubba.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:45:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'll buy it.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:13:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha.
I'm a fake red-head - everyone knows that!
Thank you for the compliments!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:13:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm going to go away now. I'm edging toward vulgar comments and that was never my intent.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:04:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Watch it Jack! She's a redhead and you know what they say about redheads.
:)
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Seeing as how I'm one as well, she'd have to prove it before I became a believer.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:09:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SOOOOOOO HOT - WANT TO TOUCH THE HEINIE
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:05:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh, you mean Crystle.. how embarrassment.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:04:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Watch it Jack! She's a redhead and you know what they say about redheads.
:)
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:04:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you Jack.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:02:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously, if you walked by me on the street you'd turn my head. What a face.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:02:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:53:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry Crystle, but I gotta do this.............
So you ride yourselves over the fields
And you make all your animal deals
And your wise men don't know how it feels
To be thick
As a brick.
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-24 17:01:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
So you go volunteer for meals on wheels
And stop at your house to check out the veal
And your big fatty guts love how it feels
To be large
Like your arse
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:59:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:56:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:42:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:36:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Lookin' good, Slim!!
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Shut up fatty.
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Ok Gandolf
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HEY!! Gandolf was played by that gay guy!!!
fuck you Mount Rushslore.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:58:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ahhahaha...no apology needed.. I've been watching him react to that all over the site!!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:56:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:42:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:36:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Lookin' good, Slim!!
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Shut up fatty.
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Ok Gandolf
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:53:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry Crystle, but I gotta do this.............
So you ride yourselves over the fields
And you make all your animal deals
And your wise men don't know how it feels
To be thick
As a brick.
Now, if you listen closely, you'll be able to hear Danger screaming in agony.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:53:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK BERSERKER!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:48:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yes, Jack, it's me.
No, I'm not on meth. It's a clever myspace angle?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:47:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahaha.. DR, you kill me.
Forensic.. THICK AS A TREE, GIRL!!!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:47:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can out of the loop guy be stupid and say... is that you?
Lovely. Just lovely.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:46:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you been on the meth, skinny?
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:43:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So pretty.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:42:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:42:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:36:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Lookin' good, Slim!!
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Shut up fatty.
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<snorts>
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:42:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:36:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Lookin' good, Slim!!
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Shut up fatty.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:36:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks, all y'all!!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:36:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
D'oh!
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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:34:34 (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:36:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lookin' good, Slim!!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:35:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Does this mean I have to stop resurrecting the last camwhore?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:35:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<3
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:34:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like this bandwagon
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:34:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:29:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sooooooooo pretty!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:28:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh no you don't...I'm not letting you ignore the original: http://www.ubersite.com/m/95557
+2 for mastering MS Paint. You can't even tell that the picture at the end is made up of eight or nine other shots like mine was. The integration was seamless, and you formed a delightful whole. WELL DONE, CRYSTLE.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:28:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This +2 simply for the new camwhore.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:26:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice camwhore, skinny.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:26:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasmatron didn't answer me and I love redheads so..
Wanna do it?
Submitted by Sandecki (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:26:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Blowjob lips auto +2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:26:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pretty