Who the fuck are you calling Matt, you pathetic little spastic? (1515 hits)
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Submitted by Matt (View user info) at 2006-11-09 16:03:29 EST
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95544#2218737
AND
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95544#2218765
You are not worthy to speak or type my name, you imbecile stationary salesman. Go fucking off yourself already, twat.
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:51:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-22 10:41:51 EST (#)
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hi chum.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-11-10 09:43:01 EST (#)
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Once there was a severely malformed boy named Matt. he was also really fat. so people called him fat Matt. oh yeah, he was stupid so they actually called him Fat Matt the Stupid Pratt. luckily THIS Matt is niether fat, stupid, or malformed.
and then I found ten dollars
true story
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-10 08:29:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-10 08:12:11 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-10 08:08:06 (#)
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Twat rhymes with prat, cat and bat. NOT POT.
Stop mangling my language colonials!
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FUCK
OFF
LIMEY
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AND HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE THAT IN YOUR MADE UP SPACE LANGUAGE?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-10 08:12:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-10 08:08:06 (#)
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Twat rhymes with prat, cat and bat. NOT POT.
Stop mangling my language colonials!
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FUCK
OFF
LIMEY
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-10 08:08:06 EST (#)
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Twat rhymes with prat, cat and bat. NOT POT.
Stop mangling my language colonials!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-11-10 07:58:02 EST (#)
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Come on Scourge.
When we used to fight, it was fun.
This is just ridiculous. Bret's a fucking pansy ass homo. He'd be lucky if he could lift his fists, let alone use them. I've crumpled paper bags that put up more of a fight and were a hell of a lot more intimidating than he'll ever be.
Now, let's all sing a song about aqua-aerobics and try to get along.
"You put your left foot in, you take your left foot out.
You put your left foot in, then you...
DROWN!"
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-09 22:19:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:18:34 (#)
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Or vice versa. I was dropped a lot as a child.
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:11:58 (#)
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:49:34 (#)
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Stationery.
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That's if he sells stationary. If he meant stationery as opposed to a traveling salesman, then he's right, but I'm not really sure.
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hahaha
my typos should be taken as the new version of correct. either way, bret is worthless
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-11-09 22:11:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-09 21:27:28 (#)
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Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-11-09 20:01:51 (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 19:18:11 (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:38:29 (#)
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Bat cat matt sat on the cat on the mat on the twat
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AX, you're from JERSEY, right? TWAT rhymes with POT. Both good things.
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Ha ha. Ax isn't familiar with either one.
You'll get there, buddy. Don't worry.
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ahahhaha
wiseass. my Irish friends pronounce it twat as in bat, matt cat etc i know of no other way. It's not a popular word int he states.
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A rose by any other name...
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-09 21:27:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-11-09 20:01:51 (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 19:18:11 (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:38:29 (#)
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Bat cat matt sat on the cat on the mat on the twat
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AX, you're from JERSEY, right? TWAT rhymes with POT. Both good things.
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Ha ha. Ax isn't familiar with either one.
You'll get there, buddy. Don't worry.
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ahahhaha
wiseass. my Irish friends pronounce it twat as in bat, matt cat etc i know of no other way. It's not a popular word int he states.
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-11-09 20:01:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 19:18:11 (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:38:29 (#)
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Bat cat matt sat on the cat on the mat on the twat
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AX, you're from JERSEY, right? TWAT rhymes with POT. Both good things.
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Ha ha. Ax isn't familiar with either one.
You'll get there, buddy. Don't worry.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 19:18:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:38:29 (#)
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Bat cat matt sat on the cat on the mat on the twat
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AX, you're from JERSEY, right? TWAT rhymes with POT. Both good things.
SCOURGE WHERE ARE YOU IT'S COLD IN HERE.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:53:45 EST (#)
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someone fight this assjokcey already.
and videotape it.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:38:29 EST (#)
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Bat cat matt sat on the cat on the mat on the twat
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:25:20 EST (#)
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What the fuck are you talking about method?
Also, we need a new camwhore of your greekiness.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:18:34 EST (#)
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Or vice versa. I was dropped a lot as a child.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:11:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:49:34 (#)
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Stationery.
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That's if he sells stationary. If he meant stationery as opposed to a traveling salesman, then he's right, but I'm not really sure.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:00:33 EST (#)
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Great post, Matt!
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:49:34 EST (#)
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Stationery.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:36:19 EST (#)
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Bret got a -2, from you, I'm kind of amazed.
Instead of "matt'I shall hereby refer to you as 'mat', agreed? (Not that I really know you, I just want to feel accepted somewhere.. PLEASE ACCEPT ME)
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:28:46 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:26:11 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:05:46 EST (#)
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My baby brother's name is Matt.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:03:31 EST (#)
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Bret is internet cool
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:01:18 EST (#)
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Hi Matty
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:56:18 EST (#)
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I agree with you, but for christ's sake....never mind, I agree with you.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:49:39 EST (#)
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I thought that only steers and queers were named Matt. Or maybe that's Texans.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:28:28 EST (#)
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i though you guys were cool-de-la
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:27:48 EST (#)
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!!!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:20:54 EST (#)
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Matthew?
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:20:12 EST (#)
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but isn't that your name?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:17:00 EST (#)
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at least your name isn't gay.
:(
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:13:30 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/95566
or this even
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:13:22 EST (#)
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MATT DAMON!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:12:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:11:25 (#)
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matt
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http://www.ubersite.com/u/95566
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:11:54 EST (#)
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so far everyone below is allowed to call me Matt
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:11:25 EST (#)
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matt
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:10:37 EST (#)
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Somebody do the Banana Song with Matty here, willya?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:10:11 EST (#)
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oh no!! Now the HAMMERTIME song is in my head.
BWahahahahahahaha.
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:09:05 (#)
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Stop.
CRUMPLETIME!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:09:05 EST (#)
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Stop.
CRUMPLETIME!
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:08:27 EST (#)
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I heart you
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:07:30 EST (#)
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Matt
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Cat
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Slat
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:07:06 EST (#)
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HA
HAHA
HAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HI MATTY
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:06:57 EST (#)
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oh yeah, credit to apollo:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88845
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:05:49 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:05:18 EST (#)
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I LOVE posts like this.
I'll watch you use it OVER and OVER and OVER.. and chuckle every time I see it linked to.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:04:02 EST (#)
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yeah, that just about does it