SPT - Pretty Heat Machines (758 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.76 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by JennyX (View user info) at 2006-11-09 16:16:15 EST
o nigga please, like I'm gonna put up anything but a picture of myself wearing my latest lingerie.
Observe my lipstick, it's a new kind, guaranteed to crumple your lips and make them look alluring - I think I overdid it.
User Reviews
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-11-14 13:30:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-10 20:00:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:27:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you playing guitar here, or what?
Your arm is sticking out there, and I cant figure out what its doing.
Driving a stickshift????
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I'm holding the crucifix I'm masturbating with, silly!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-11-10 12:16:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-11-10 08:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that whores face is all kinds of fucked up, her right nostril is higer up than her left and her mouth is so far over to her right its wrong.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-09 22:30:57 (#)
Ranking: -1
That is a fucking horrible bra
And whoever wears them has plenty o' backfat to go around
and assfat
and neckfat
and armfat
and thigh fat
and back of the knee fat
you get the idea
shut your fucking yapping , toothpick - you make forensicgirl look fat.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-10 00:24:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 23:33:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Proof, once again, that Bubba is obsessed with me and stalks me all over this site.
*shudder*
************
I'se a stalker, I'se a walker, I'se a big ole cocker.
You make me puke, doo doo ooohhhhhhh.
(go fuck yerself,sacOfShit).....
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-10 00:23:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
squawk?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-11-10 00:08:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
once again...
<cringe>
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 23:33:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Proof, once again, that Bubba is obsessed with me and stalks me all over this site.
*shudder*
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-09 23:28:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 19:14:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:22:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:53:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT RAIDING MY UNDERWEAR DRAWERS, JONNYX?
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You told me to help myself.
What?...you did.
Let's go shopping Valerie, I need to buy more lingerie anyways...
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Sure thing JonnyX.
You're SO going to want to borrow the purple bra I'm wearing today. You'll fill it out so much better, though. sigh.
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Jesus Henry Mahoney Alotsius Jumped-Up-On-A-Chariot Bleeding Christ!!!
Who da fuck cares about the color of yer fuckin tit bag???
Get a fuckin life, ya stupid twat.....
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-11-09 22:59:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that is one ugly UGLY! motherfucking bra
it's even got those nasty wires to keep her paper-titties seperated and UP
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-09 22:31:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok wait, that -1 was too harsh
shoulda been a 0
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-09 22:30:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
That is a fucking horrible bra
And whoever wears them has plenty o' backfat to go around
and assfat
and neckfat
and armfat
and thigh fat
and back of the knee fat
you get the idea
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-11-09 21:44:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 19:14:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:22:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:53:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT RAIDING MY UNDERWEAR DRAWERS, JONNYX?
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You told me to help myself.
What?...you did.
Let's go shopping Valerie, I need to buy more lingerie anyways...
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Sure thing JonnyX.
You're SO going to want to borrow the purple bra I'm wearing today. You'll fill it out so much better, though. sigh.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:39:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
K.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:39:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, Jessica, you want to go on a fuck date?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:35:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
misshapen bra. Her breasts = crumpled.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:22:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:53:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT RAIDING MY UNDERWEAR DRAWERS, JONNYX?
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You told me to help myself.
What?...you did.
Let's go shopping Valerie, I need to buy more lingerie anyways...
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:19:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:55:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MOLE!!!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT RAIDING MY UNDERWEAR DRAWERS, JONNYX?
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:48:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
average looking person in a bra. i dont get it...
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:37:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The bra looks like something a flat chested bitch, who is trying to like she has boobs, would wear.
That or my grandma.
+2 crumple
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:35:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:26:59 (#)
Ranking: 1
ugliest bra ever.
crumple was funny.
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IT IS NOT! What's wrong with it? I think it looks perfectly fine. There are a LOT more uglier bras out there - be more specific, Katy..
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:27:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:25:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:22:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
that bra is quite scary
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Whose alter is this?
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i'm not an alter.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:26:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ugliest bra ever.
crumple was funny.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:25:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:22:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
that bra is quite scary
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Whose alter is this?
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:22:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that bra is quite scary
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:17:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh fuck "Beige." I prefer you in "Nude."
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:17:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Jonny
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:16:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
CRUMPLICIOUS