SPT: Pretty Heat Machines (1564 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.32 on 66 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (View user info) at 2006-11-09 16:49:07 EST
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95557
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95563
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95569
User Reviews
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-30 16:33:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
remember seeing this but I seem not to have rated it.
Submitted by webcorona (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:22:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fwap fwap fwap
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:01:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-22 18:00:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Thanksgiving, whore.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-22 13:18:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i didn't say anything about it because i was overcome with emotion at your raw beauty.
it doesn't matter now. you'd rather talk to your myspace friends.
i'll see my way to the door
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-22 12:54:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Happy Thanksgiving, Matty.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-22 12:51:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-22 12:13:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
that's it, we're through.
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O RLY?
You asked how he missed it. You didn't say anything ABOUT it.
AND YOU MISSED IT BECAUSE YOU HATE MY POSTS.
*cries*
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-22 12:41:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Comment
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-22 12:33:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-22 12:13:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh...you can respond to your little myspace friends comments, and SWOON over Snark's, yet you ignore me?
that's it, we're through.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-18 18:56:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-18 18:33:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Im just riding that coley train into licious-town.
-Oh I quite enjoy that mental image, actually.
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-18 17:55:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't see this (here) but you know you're a babe and I <3 you
-I <3 you.
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-11-17 16:09:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
That nude on the couch bit works for you.
Snark comment! *swoons*
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Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-11-17 16:05:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
You look fairly young in this picture. But fair. And somewhat urban, quirky.
I GIVE COMPLIMENTS! NOTICE ME!
-It's funny, everyone's been saying I look young here- in-person friends included- yet it was taken last month!
I am most definitely fair, somewhat urban, and quirky. Good call, Coleslaw. OMG I RYHMED.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-18 18:35:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that was an unbelievably stupid review.
feel free to use that to ostracize me from the uber community, effectively making me a pariah.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-18 18:33:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Im just riding that coley train into licious-town.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-18 18:32:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you're a babe and I <3 you
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-18 17:55:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't see this (here) but you know you're a babe and I <3 you
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-11-17 16:09:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That nude on the couch bit works for you.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-11-17 16:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look fairly young in this picture. But fair. And somewhat urban, quirky.
I GIVE COMPLIMENTS! NOTICE ME!
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-11-17 16:02:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
By "he" he means me.
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-14 12:38:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well well well
how did he miss this?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:06:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-11-10 12:57:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think storebrand peanut butter is superior to peter pan.
*I only eat natural peanut butter. And I'd rather die than live in a world without peanut butter.
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-10 06:49:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wanna get drunk and play DDR?
*That's the most romantic thing I've heard in a while. I must warn you, I have rhythm and I am a very good dancer.
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Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-11-10 02:20:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
I like this bandwagon. And I like you.
*And I like you, dear. A lot.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-11-10 12:57:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think storebrand peanut butter is superior to peter pan.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-11-10 08:23:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*zzzzip lob*
*scrolls down*
ARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
*zzzzzzzip*
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-10 06:49:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*fwap fwap*
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-10 06:49:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wanna get drunk and play DDR?
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-11-10 02:20:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like this bandwagon. And I like you.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-09 22:33:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 20:45:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-09 20:31:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
I really enjoyed this and I respect all the work you put into the post......
......NOT!!!! Sheesh!!
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You mean like all the effort you put into this?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/94586
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Danger:
Ahem:
PLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASE?
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um - no.
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-11-09 22:33:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-09 22:24:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice manipulation of the picture
Because that last camwhore was
....
shit...let's just not go there
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hahahahacatfight
GO THERE!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 22:29:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-09 22:24:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
shit...let's just not go there
-Yes, let's not. I'm pretty sure you're contagious.
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-09 22:12:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nonsense. I was merely suggesting that I am A) pretty, and B) a heat machine.
I just threw in all of the actual items to water down my insufferable hotness.
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Ah yes. Let us revisit it in all its intact and artistic glory:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86316
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-09 22:24:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice manipulation of the picture
Because that last camwhore was
....
....
shit...let's just not go there
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-09 22:12:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 19:32:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
-Really? Sweet. Give Jack White my number, please. And O started it. I believe it's an ironic exercise in vanity and satirizing the art of the heatwhore. Or something.
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Nonsense. I was merely suggesting that I am A) pretty, and B) a heat machine.
I just threw in all of the actual items to water down my insufferable hotness.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 22:05:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Grandpa, how many times do we have to remind you- no caffeine after 3pm and take ALL your medicine? Now it's past your bedtime. Nighty night.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-11-09 22:03:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm looking really hard, but all I can see is Tina Yothers.
Sha-na-na-naaaaaaaaa
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-09 21:41:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 20:45:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-09 20:31:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
I really enjoyed this and I respect all the work you put into the post......
......NOT!!!! Sheesh!!
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You mean like all the effort you put into this?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/94586
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Danger:
Ahem:
PLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASE?
(((((
At least I had something USEFUL to say...
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-09 21:06:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoops sorry forgot the +2 I'm off for the night,later bitches (and everyone who happens not to be a bitch but that is only 0.00000000001 % of Ubersite's population and I can't afford to spend the time to name all 0 of you)
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-09 20:57:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've had a change of heart
+2 viva la spt
Your eyebrows remind me of a pair I've seen before here- I just need to place it.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 20:45:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-09 20:31:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
I really enjoyed this and I respect all the work you put into the post......
......NOT!!!! Sheesh!!
===
You mean like all the effort you put into this?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/94586
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Danger:
Ahem:
PLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASE?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-09 20:31:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I really enjoyed this and I respect all the work you put into the post......
......NOT!!!! Sheesh!!
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-11-09 19:53:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bangs.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-09 19:52:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:37:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Greaaaaaaaaaaat pic 'licious.
-Thanks, Danger. NOW can I see your Tremendous Room?
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No way - fuck off.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 19:32:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:47:06 (#)
Ranking: 1
MUST...
RESIST...
TEMPTATION...
-I'm very proud of you guys today.
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:37:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Greaaaaaaaaaaat pic 'licious.
-Thanks, Danger. NOW can I see your Tremendous Room?
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:35:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like Meg White in that photo. I don't understand this bandwagon.
-Really? Sweet. Give Jack White my number, please. And O started it. I believe it's an ironic exercise in vanity and satirizing the art of the heatwhore. Or something.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:27:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you playing guitar here, or what?
Your arm is sticking out there, and I cant figure out what its doing.
Driving a stickshift????
-I'm holding the crucifix I'm masturbating with, silly!
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Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:16:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
I meant it as a compliment. It's the purple hair.
-I know, Mytee. And it made me smile. YOU make me smile.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:47:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
MUST...
RESIST...
TEMPTATION...
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:37:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Greaaaaaaaaaaat pic 'licious.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:31:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
:)
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You shut up smiley.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:35:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like Meg White in that photo. I don't understand this bandwagon.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:31:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
:)
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:27:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you playing guitar here, or what?
Your arm is sticking out there, and I cant figure out what its doing.
Driving a stickshift????
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:16:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I meant it as a compliment. It's the purple hair.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:47:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:36:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
izzat you?
I keep expecting one of these posts to be Trent Reznor, very disappointing
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S'me. Only my hair's more red than purple and apparently I look half my age here though it was taken recently.
So what you're saying is..you're disappointed I don't look like Trent Reznor?
As Tori Amos says: "Made my own pretty hate machine.."
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:44:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like a teenager.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:36:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
izzat you?
I keep expecting one of these posts to be Trent Reznor, very disappointing.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:24:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Surprised I was missed, thank you, I guess.
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:21:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hot
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:20:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:11:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
The picture's quality just pisses me off, sorry.
*Wow..you're back. Um..nice to see you, I guess.
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Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:10:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
put it on the space
*yes dear
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:09:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just don't know HOW you get those eyebrows to do that. It's just amazing to me, that's all.
*It's voodoo, JonnyX
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:57:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
You look very very very young here
*inappropriate fwapping*
*inappropriate?
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:51:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wanna do it?
*OK, but I get to be on top.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:18:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:11:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The picture's quality just pisses me off, sorry.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:10:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
put it on the space
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:09:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just don't know HOW you get those eyebrows to do that. It's just amazing to me, that's all.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:02:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fastest fwapper in the west.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:01:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
red beat me to the fwapping
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-09 17:00:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
MUST.....SHOW.....SELF.....RESTRAINT............
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:58:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is what you get when you photoshop the last drunken pic of the night when all the makeup has worn off and all the beer goggles are on.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:57:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look very very very young here
*inappropriate fwapping*
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:54:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just farted through my nose and it smelled like the opposite of your panties.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:53:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
woo!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:51:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wanna do it?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:50:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
IT'S A G-G-G-GHOST!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:50:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome pic!
Good bandwagoning there!