happy (early) birthday miss coley! (910 hits)
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Submitted by feety (View user info) at 2006-11-10 11:05:13 EST
i know it's not until tomorrow, but i'm going out to the racetrack tomorrow to bet on some ponies so i wanted to make sure this got posted in time. have a great birthday. maybe make a little coley-feety for me to play with, seduce and eventually wed. i'm attracted to fetus girls with horns.
ps - neither my fingers or vocal chords are completely formed yet, so i'm sorry if this whole thing is pants
oh coley
i'm here to wish you a birthday well met
using the only
prenatal talent i think i've got left
it's some pretty, vain and ugly
selfish attempt, but please show me those things on your chest
'cause oh coley
i'm sure they're as pretty as i'd like to guess
on your special day you'll get drunk on tanqueray
and step out to have you a ball
and oh, coley
all of the orcs are all letting you go
shovel-faced and ugly
bursting with pus coming out of their sores
it's some shitty, mean and ugly thing that was said
to upset you and bring emo tears,
but oh coley,
there's only such one "orc" that you could find here
posting next to me
his name's herbert j. shlongy
i'll crush him with everything i own
nurse how i wanna nurse
i'll suck till your nipples burst
moving my mouth to take out all your mammary
dairy
you know what a fetus is
and I know 'bout ladies
how wimmenz are all falling
in love with those bored at work
posturing talk from the dark of this stadium
the shit posts, shenanigans you needed for comforting
so make all your thigh-handed fingers to moving
and rate all these silly things
two all my posts for me
this silly circle jerk, meaningful, tragickal,
their ratings were beautiful
all over oregon
all of us watching you lick lishy's flower
while powerful poets turn posts into heat machines
smiling between them, your tongue in her garden
was all you were wishing for this birthday thing today
nurse how i wanna nurse
i'll suck till your nipples burst
moving my mouth to pull out all your mammary
dairy
oh (miss) coley.mp3 (4 MB) [audio/mpeg]
User Reviews
Submitted by ColchesterDr (user info) at 2007-04-19 00:16:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FEETY FUCKING ROCKS
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-11-15 10:34:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is fucking terrifying.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-15 05:55:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU STOLE 'PANTS' FROM EKKE.
I LIKE THAT ABOUT YOU
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-11-11 13:42:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-10 23:28:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just listened to this and it is FRIGGIN GREAT
I internet love you all
:D
Of all the days, obviously it's for my bday, but today was the day that I needed to hear feety sing.
Feety, you can stay in my uterus anytime, baby.
.....
awwright! i'm glad you liked my song, miss coley. and happy birthday again. i can't wait til i get to have a birthday.
mommy, daddy..can i go visit miss coley's womb for christmas? woo!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:56:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:33:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLEY!!!
I should've known you were a scorpio! I'm a virgo. we're totally compatible.
TOTALLY.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:44:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-10 17:01:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Coley
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-11 03:48:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nope, I'm sitting at home, un-drunk.
*takes top off anyway*
HEY WHAT THE HELL; CUT LOOSE
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:33:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLEY!!!
I should've known you were a scorpio! I'm a virgo. we're totally compatible.
TOTALLY.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-10 23:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
By which, of course, I mean a real boy.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-10 23:39:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-10 23:33:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
where the hell was I again?
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It's your birthday, it'd be disappointing if you didn't ask that question at least once.
Are you drunk yet?
TAKE OFF YOUR TOP
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-10 23:38:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I believe you were heaping praise upon an internet fetus.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-10 23:33:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
where the hell was I again?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-10 23:33:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FOR
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-10 23:33:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GOOD
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-10 23:33:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MEASURE
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-10 23:28:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just listened to this and it is FRIGGIN GREAT
I internet love you all
:D
Of all the days, obviously it's for my bday, but today was the day that I needed to hear feety sing.
Feety, you can stay in my uterus anytime, baby.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-10 23:18:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
From a seemingly childlike mind and the clarity of a pedophile, comes feety.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-10 17:01:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Coley
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-10 16:47:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:56:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Scorpios will take over the world; you know this, right?
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Damn right. Happy Birthday, lady.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-10 16:46:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I knew who was behind this alter so I could propose marriage. I listened to "oh comely" on the way home today.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-10 16:12:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i did not see this.
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-11-10 16:07:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
One post a day nooborn.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-11-10 16:04:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Feety is win
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-11-10 15:02:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are sweet feety and if I ever let anybody in my uterus it would be you
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So Mr. Coley can't get up there? I'm sorry Coley, but you're sweet for marrying him anyway.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:56:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Scorpios will take over the world; you know this, right?
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:35:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you're my nicole milk hotel, miss coley.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:34:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thank you thank you.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:30:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't listen to it right now, but I read it, and it made me smile, and for that I am very thankful. You are sweet feety and if I ever let anybody in my uterus it would be you.
You guys rock.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:24:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy birthday coley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:11:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1ABORT
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:04:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy birthday Coco - SCORPIO POWER!!!!1!1
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-10 13:40:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy (early) Birthday.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-11-10 13:34:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heck, if he can get musical equipment in there I guess he has a womb with a view...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-10 13:25:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh MyTee you did NOT just fire up the Pun Train...
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-11-10 13:16:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAPPY B-DAY COLEY!
And Feety, I'm so proud of you. You're one talented little guy. I've been meaning to ask you though, when you're bad, do you get sent to your womb?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-10 13:06:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BIRF-DAY!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-11-10 12:56:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-11-10 12:53:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 posting music.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2006-11-10 12:17:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday coley
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-10 12:13:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy B Day Coley
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-10 12:10:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy B-day Coley!
And congrats on your UM round 4 victory.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:39:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Coleyo Magnifico deserves nothing less. Bravo good sir...er fetus.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:34:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So this is where my idea for an "oh coley" birthday poem went off to.
I thought I'd just thrown it away accidentally.
You little thief.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:10:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm so glad that feety is inheriting an appreciation for indie rock.
He's always raiding our music collections.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:09:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLEY BABY.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:06:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Sandy, the aurora is blazing behind us...