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Microshaft (696 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.12 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Sexualchocolate (View user info) at 2006-11-10 11:34:52 EST


Inspired by this post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/95590

**And the ever present need to waste time at work**

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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-10 19:10:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

So many times have I wanted to throw my laptop out the window cos of that annoying little shitter.

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-11-10 16:02:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

YES

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-11-10 15:01:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i hate that asshole paper clip. someone installed a dolphin on the front office computer and i hate that asshole too.

Submitted by v8lover (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:18:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I would've used a bigger gun on that stupid motherfucker.



Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:13:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-11-10 12:56:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

i hate that little paper clip. he indents my papers when i don't want them to be.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-10 12:23:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-11-10 12:19:44 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-10 12:10:11 (#)
Ranking: 1

Mark Henry.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This comment earnt this crap a +2

Angle on TNA now.

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Hopefully he'll keep himself alive and get off the pain meds over there.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-10 12:21:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-10 12:15:35 (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2 redheaded paper clip.

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It's blood, fannylips.

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-11-10 12:19:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-10 12:10:11 (#)
Ranking: 1

Mark Henry.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This comment earnt this crap a +2

Angle on TNA now.

Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-10 12:15:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2 redheaded paper clip.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-10 12:10:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Mark Henry.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:47:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Attn Bret:

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:45:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I noticed that UFO too, weird huh.

This joke might be old but I do hate that little bloody paperclip and this was a satisfying way to express that hatred.

Wanted to bastardise a Microsoft logo but have to be slightly covert at work and couldn't risk my job to get it done.

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:41:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

crap post, but your user name cracks me right up...Best. Band. Ever.

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:38:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

EVERYBODY LOOK AT THE UFO IN THE TOP CORNER!



RUN FOR YOUR PATHETIC LIVES!

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:38:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

In addition to the UZI, you appear to be only the size of a calculator.

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:37:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

-0.5 I've seen alot worse but this isn't worth reading...or viewing

No offence.

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:37:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Uzi.

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:37:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

It's not wednesday or thursday and my god this joke is old.


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