MyTee and Average_Dan set to tour America! (794 hits)
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Submitted by MyTeeOne <My_Tee_One.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-11-10 13:25:19 EST
Escapist Productions, in association with 3 Legged Race, is proud to announce...
A MYTEE_AVERAGE ROAD TRIP.
That's right. Your favorite sexy bald duo, MyTeeOne and Average_Dan, are coming to YOUR TOWN. We're coming to your town specifically because we're crashing at YOUR PLACE. We'll also be eating your food and using you shower.
Soon, I will make my way out to the coast to pick up A_D. Then the two of us will travel from one side of the continent to the other. This is your chance to party down with two of the craziest cats of Uber. Hell, not only party with us but get to know us intimately because we'll be crashing at your place.
See, we can't really afford this little trip, so here's the deal: we'll spring for the gas but we'll stay at your place, eat your food, and possibly sleep with you or your sister along the way. In exchange you get to hang out with us. You get to show us your town, your (family, roommate, pet, love slave). You get to show us what the real "you" is all about.
Then, we'll post about it so everyone can share in the stupidity.
In order to be considered as a stop along our tour please submit your hometown to us here or via our myspace pages. Also, in case of multiple applicants for one area, please let us know how stocked you fridge is, how fluffy your towels are, and how cute you or your sister is.
We'll see you (in person) soon!
User Reviews
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-20 06:52:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tails never fails.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:43:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Dan, the way I am reading that Peon is offering us some loving. You're a gambling man...heads or tails?
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-11-15 19:06:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If dumb, sleazy sorority chicks are your thing, we've got a surplus of them here in Charlottesville, VA...
Christ, I have a point- what am I doing on Uber?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-15 18:55:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
give us a shout if you hit Texas.
Houston to be precise.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-15 18:49:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Let me know if you are going to be anywhere near Wake County. I don't have a place for you to stay, but maybe we could hang out.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-15 18:43:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you know what's good for you - and your liquor intake - you'll swing through Hilton Head Island.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-11-15 18:26:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have plenty of room at my house... but it's totally ass, gas, or grass all the way.
:-)
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-11-15 17:24:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Let me know then. I'll throw some sort of uber party if you guys decide you want to come to Canada.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-13 11:48:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It can be.q
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-11-12 15:58:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is Toronto going to be a stop on this little tour?
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-12 15:40:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This may be the best plan that has ever happened.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-12 00:52:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
both frank the bear and i work at hotels in NH (why anyone would want to come here baffles the hell out of me... but ill give you one on my employee discount if you need.)
on a related note, if there are ubercons, our same employee discount is good for 2 rooms each so we can get four decent rooms for around cost
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-12 00:04:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait, if you're allergic to cats, then my apt is out.
But you can still crash at my hotel, and I can probably (as long as it's a weekend or something) comp the room.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-11 23:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Average_Dan lies; he told me that him and MyTee plan on staying only in the seediest of motels with bedspreads that scratch and that he (A_D) has a semisecret affinity for those that also contain coin-operated vibrating beds. I also have been told that A_D and MyTee plan on making that bed vibrate, but that no coins will be involved. THINK TWICE, PEOPLE THINK TWICE
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-11 12:41:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The cardboard may be a little below us, sir. We are accustomed to the Four Seasons, Marriott, at the very least, a motel 6. Please, a little respec. T.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-11 12:10:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't have a place for you to stay. :(
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-11 12:08:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a large cardboard box and plenty of foodstamps, plus I know where all the good homeless whores live.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-11 12:00:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It all starts next year. Right after New Years, so that all your family will be gone when we deface your apartment/home/trailer.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-11 03:46:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:28:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Electro will indeed be getting a visit from the MyTee_Average tour. As a matter of fact, everyone who is anyone will be getting a visit.
Ubersite, it would seem, is taking over my social life.
:(
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That is a great name for the tour. When is it?
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:28:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Electro will indeed be getting a visit from the MyTee_Average tour. As a matter of fact, everyone who is anyone will be getting a visit.
Ubersite, it would seem, is taking over my social life.
:(
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-10 23:16:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:17:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Come on Rad, Coley, Crystle, where the hell are you?
Are we crashing at your place or what?
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I'll see how things pan out. When the hell is this, again? Ooh D you're allergic to cats, aren't you...Ah fuck em I'll toss em out; the neighborhood can handle a few more strays (ha ha, I keed I keed). Gimme a heads up as to your itinerary. I suggest going a bit north of me too on the left coast and visiting our good friend Electro.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-10 21:52:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you can both stay at my house.
i only have one bed, but it's big.
i spoon.
is that okay?
i also rub and nibble.
now i feel nasty.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-10 21:47:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mister.jay.peg.at.gmail.com
I won't be able to show you all of Denver, or even a semi-decent time more than likely, but I do have a couch and food.
And I know of a few decent bars.
And you can stay at my hotel or soemthing, fuck if I know.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-11-10 21:30:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, you don't want to come to detroit. It sucks here.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-10 16:51:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry...i...
moved.
yeah, i moved.
to iceland.
i'm living with bjork.
doug-e-fresh, email me if you're serious
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-10 16:41:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Absolutely.
Living room carpet is plenty wide enough for the both of you...
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:17:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Come on Rad, Coley, Crystle, where the hell are you?
Are we crashing at your place or what?
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-11-10 16:12:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sounds like fun
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-11-10 15:43:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I could always use more slaves. Say, do you know how to make Nikes? I guess it doesn't matter. You will soon.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-11-10 15:42:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I haven't been to Disney since I was 12. Jade, you may be my new best friend.
Submitted by ScarfaceMN (user info) at 2006-11-10 15:41:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'll give ya' Icarus's address if you promise not to come near my place.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-11-10 15:23:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
after visiting jeannee in atlanta, grab her and the goat and come down to Clearwater FL. we can go to Disney and swim with the manatees.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-10 15:02:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
SOUNDS LIKE A BLAST, IF YOU MAKE IT TO PA, LET ME KNOW.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-11-10 15:00:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, we get girls to blow us...up that is.
And yes, we're serious.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:50:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesomeness terrorists don't blow themselves up, do they?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:47:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi!!!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:46:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd stick to road travel, then.
Airports aren't typically of the mind to let Awesomeness Terrorists fly on commercial carriers.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:41:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AWSOMENESS TERRORISM IS THE BEST FORM OF TERRORISM!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:33:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think the whole country can handle the MyTee/A_D combo.
This could be considered a form of terrorism.
AWESOMENESS TERRORISM
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:32:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
how sweet
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:29:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SERIOUS AS A FOX!!
Isn't that how it goes?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:28:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU CANT BE SERIOUS
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:27:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ARE YOU SERIOUS
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:27:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We'll stop by Jersey and TP your house now.
We're crashing at Coley's for sure. I think that goes without saying. Won't Mr. Coley be surprised?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:22:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
StAY away from Jersey!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:17:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Come on Rad, Coley, Crystle, where the hell are you?
Are we crashing at your place or what?
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:07:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Crap, I did it again. Mother fucker.
I have to get some work done because we're setting out Monday. Will check in later.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:06:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That, A_D, may just be one of the STRANGEST reviews I've ever read on Uber.
OK people - we're stopping in PA to visit Lishy, stopping in IA, and Scourge hasn't spoke up but we know we're welcome in Springfield, IL. Then we're heading down to Atlanta, GA. Lets here from the west!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:05:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No, we civilized folk sleep in the house with the cows.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:03:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Will you be joining us and the goat in the barn, Jeanneee?
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:02:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I could do London. Always wanted to visit a whole country full of you loony Brits.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:02:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Come on down. Y'all can sleep in the barn with Luke Skywalker the angora goat. Try not to step on his nutsack, he hates that.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-11-10 13:58:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you guys make it to London (England), I will gladly accomodate you.
And you can ass rape my flatmate,in fact if I pay your air fare will you promise to?
-Dave
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-11-10 13:54:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I agree.
Just one with a side car or two?
And we're totally getting avaiator helmets and goggles.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-10 13:52:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
As long as you realize that it is YOU, Sacrilicious, that will pay for that seedy motel on highway 7 that has the brown shag carpeting and the really odd guy that works behind the counter who is always reading "Catcher in the Rye" every time I'm there to meet with my post-op, (thusly, making it completely hetero-sexual), male, (whoops) friend who can suck start a Harley.
Hey, MyTee, I think we shoulc go with the Harley's.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-11-10 13:50:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Son of a whore bitch. +2ed myself.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-11-10 13:50:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This will be the best road trip eva!
Should we rent harley's or a convertable?
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-11-10 13:48:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmm.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-10 13:47:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I adore you both, but I am camera shy and my apartment is very tiny.
Casual hotel sex, then?
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-10 13:47:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And we're definitely going to Forensic's house. I'm sure it looks like the set to "House of 1,000 corpses" for some reason.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-10 13:45:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Somewhere around Glebe then, gasm?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-10 13:42:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll consder doing lunch somewhere where we can all handjob each other underneath the table, followed up by an afternoon of walking around downtown with our middle fingers in each other's rears.
IT'LL LOOK JUST LIKE WE'RE WALKING WITH HANDS IN OUR JEANS, LIKE LOVERS.
ONLY WE'LL BE DIGITALLY FUCKING.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-10 13:41:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yaaaaaay!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-10 13:40:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll get my use out of you one way or another, Otron.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-10 13:39:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OH YEAH!
The MyTee_Average tour is sweeping the nation by...sweeping. We'll sweep if nothing else. I don't mind it so much, and for free room/board/sex, well, it's like a sore dick, YOU JUST CAN'T BEAT IT.
As an additional disclaimer, any footage taken on said road trip, will be the sole property of the entire intrawebs community, so when we do come and wreck shop on your town, the world will hear about it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-10 13:35:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gladly would I meet you both somewhere, but there is no way I'm letting you guys crash.
BECAUSE........
I have been hoodwinked by too many people before, and awaken with a sore ass and no Sam Adams too many times to just let some set of travelers come in and tag team my o-ring without my consent. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE BOTH REALLY UP TO!! YOU CAN'T IMPREGNATE ME! I AM OF NO USE TO YOU!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-11-10 13:33:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha novel idea.
Cedar Rapids, IA
Submitted by FiveStarGeneral (user info) at 2006-11-10 13:30:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I incorrectly read "We'll see you (in prison) soon."
Then I realized it said "in person" instead.
I think my misinterpretation is more accurate.
Good luck on your journeys.