Visiting Scotland? 10 Things You Have to Know! (165091 hits)
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Submitted by The Taste of Monkeys (View user info) at 2006-11-10 18:50:43 EST
A blatant bite of http://www.ubersite.com/m/51349
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:11:24 EDT (#)
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I'll be there in the year 2010 for a celebration...And I'll bring this list with me to get me through.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:14:10 EDT (#)
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You know, at my sister's wedding this fat, bearded yuppie fuck showed up in a leather miniskirt. A black leather fuck-me miniskirt of the hooker variety. He claimed it was a kilt, which really goes to show you how dumb some Minnesotans are.
Men in skirts are still freaks, though.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-08-12 14:29:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2008-08-12 01:01:09 BST (#)
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all those bitches are ugly
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Youre blind or gay
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2008-08-11 20:01:09 EDT (#)
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all those bitches are ugly
Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2008-04-08 18:35:17 EDT (#)
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Everything I know about Scotland I learned from the movie "Trainspotting".
And this post. Very educational!
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-08 18:05:40 EDT (#)
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I knew there was a reason I liked Scotland so much.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-16 09:41:31 EST (#)
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I don't know how I missed this gem.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-26 09:25:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-26 13:55:49 BST (#)
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At least Ill be safe when Salmond finally loses the plot altogether and tries to invade Denmark to steal their oil
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I'm working on a poster for an SU AGM right now. Picture of his bulbous head with the strapline "Experience Real Government, come to AGM!"
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-26 08:55:49 EDT (#)
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At least Ill be safe when Salmond finally loses the plot altogether and tries to invade Denmark to steal their oil
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-26 08:12:17 EDT (#)
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Who fucking cares? Scotland, fuck yeah! Shame you're leaving, gaylord.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-26 07:50:17 EDT (#)
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How the hell has this suddenly got nearly 100'000 hits?!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-21 16:31:52 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 for the beautiful Shirley Manson.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2007-10-21 16:15:02 EDT (#)
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First review in what must be well over a year. I stumbleUpon'd this!
+2 for anything promoting/slagging Scotland!
I think you were studying in Glasgow Uni last time I asked, weren't you? You graduated yet? I've gone into my 3rd year at Strathclyde.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-04 02:52:50 EST (#)
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i out-drank every Scot i've ever met.
oh, and me and the entire bar found out, to our horror, that number nine is indeed a fact. no underwear under those kilts.
Submitted by konohasaiyajin (user info) at 2007-01-04 02:28:28 EST (#)
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Excellent. Right on the money. I lived in Ayrshire for a year when I was a young lad. Then my parents decided to move back to the USA because they like technology, and obese people.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-17 11:28:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-17 09:30:00 (#)
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haha I like angry bitter TTOM
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Hes not staying, hes just here for a brief visit, you square faced shitbag.
Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2006-11-17 10:20:43 EST (#)
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Pretty much sums it up.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-17 10:03:52 EST (#)
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I quite liked living in Stirling.
Them was good people.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-17 09:30:00 EST (#)
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haha I like angry bitter TTOM
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-11-17 09:16:47 EST (#)
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I APPROVE OF THIS POST.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-14 21:35:25 EST (#)
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Well its all French to me, since Im Scottish and we're all shambling mockeries of human beings.
NURRR NURRRR NURRR NURRR NURRR NURR NURRRR NURRR NURRR NURRR NURRR NURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
You French cunt.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-14 20:25:56 EST (#)
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je suis canadien.
NUANCE!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-14 13:06:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-14 12:21:12 (#)
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scottish 'women'.
best oxymoron ever.
i hear they are in large majority hairy man-beasts.
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So all your French women would fit right in, Frenchie.
Apart from the garlic stench and vast gaping vaginas you fucking prick.
Shlongy again, sorry.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-14 12:21:12 EST (#)
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scottish 'women'.
best oxymoron ever.
i hear they are in large majority hairy man-beasts.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-14 12:07:30 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-14 11:39:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-11-13 21:22:25 (#)
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I don't know which is funnier, the post, or the misspelling of "civilized"
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Yeah and that spelling has NOTHING to do with the fact I'm British and we spell things the proper way, you fucking jackass.
Sorry, I've been channeling the ghost of Shlongy lately.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-11-14 07:40:08 EST (#)
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It was my third Uberthday yesterday.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-13 22:11:48 EST (#)
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Word to your Scotland.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-11-13 21:51:59 EST (#)
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auto+2 celtic
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-11-13 21:22:25 EST (#)
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I don't know which is funnier, the post, or the misspelling of "civilized"
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-11-13 20:04:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-13 19:55:41 (#)
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Submitted by cstick3 (user info) at 2006-11-13 19:51:13 (#)
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you would have gotten plus points, but ou called it fucking football, and no sport other than football deserves to be called so... just say soccer, i don't care what the ninny fags in skirts think....
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1.Learn how to spell.
2.Basic grammar is nothing to be scared of.
3.We invented FOOTBALL first, so we called it.
4.Fuck off.
5.Die.
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I do believe you are quite owned, sir
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-13 20:02:22 EST (#)
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har har a funny take on those scummy scots....us english are far superior eh?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-13 19:55:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by cstick3 (user info) at 2006-11-13 19:51:13 (#)
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you would have gotten plus points, but ou called it fucking football, and no sport other than football deserves to be called so... just say soccer, i don't care what the ninny fags in skirts think....
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1.Learn how to spell.
2.Basic grammar is nothing to be scared of.
3.We invented FOOTBALL first, so we called it.
4.Fuck off.
5.Die.
Submitted by cstick3 (user info) at 2006-11-13 19:51:13 EST (#)
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you would have gotten plus points, but ou called it fucking football, and no sport other than football deserves to be called so... just say soccer, i don't care what the ninny fags in skirts think....
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-13 19:34:09 EST (#)
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Fit wis that radges dug dein near my sty, that cunt better get his dug the gither or Ill pan in his melt, yeh ken?!
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-11-13 18:46:16 EST (#)
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Ay Wullie's clept doggae jumped o'er the sty
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-13 14:51:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-11-13 11:22:57 (#)
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*hits print*
*writes down ttom's address*
*boards plane to scotland*
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*Gathers supplies*
*Loads arsenal*
*Hides in secret nuclear bunker*
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-11-13 13:49:21 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-13 11:42:20 EST (#)
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I've heard Groundskeeper Willie lives there.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-11-13 11:22:57 EST (#)
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*hits print*
*writes down ttom's address*
*boards plane to scotland*
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2006-11-13 10:09:55 EST (#)
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Nice. Im off to Scotland in 3 weeks, Edinburgh to be precise (luckily) to be a volunteer. Just finishing my Nigeria stint. I can bet its hotter here than it is for anyone else on Ubersite at the mo. Lets test...
Submitted by mr-bee (user info) at 2006-11-13 09:58:31 EST (#)
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You never mentioned Paisley. Quite frankly the friendliest and most charming tourist hot spot in Scotland. Kind of like The Shire but with more knife crime, and a lot more tooting out of funny pipes.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-11-12 16:45:10 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by AinSophAur (user info) at 2006-11-12 12:05:59 EST (#)
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+2 for Scot chicks
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-12 10:50:33 EST (#)
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Dule and wae for the order sent our lads to the Border;
The English, for ance, by guile wan the day:
The Flowers of the Forest, that foucht aye the foremost,
The prime o' our land are cauld in the clay.
We'll hae nae mair lilting, at the yowe-milking,
Women and bairns are dowie and wae.
Sighing and moaning, on ilka green loaning,
The Flowers of the forest are all wede away.
Submitted by jraines (user info) at 2006-11-11 20:13:04 EST (#)
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Duly noted
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-11-11 18:51:15 EST (#)
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Amusing post. Thanks for clearing things up in the brackets on point 7.
Submitted by piezod (user info) at 2006-11-11 15:08:46 EST (#)
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I loved the one on Canada a lot too
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-11 13:32:45 EST (#)
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i like how you didn't exaggerate anything
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-11 12:16:05 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-11-11 12:00:37 EST (#)
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I wish my family had never left.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-11 11:55:53 EST (#)
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I mentioned you in my newest post.
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-11-11 11:49:59 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-11 10:27:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-10 22:17:46 (#)
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Are *all* Scottish chicks anorexic and ugly?
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Only the sexy ones, you blind cunt
Submitted by Sandecki (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:23:31 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-11 08:22:36 EST (#)
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+2 Dundee bashing. I'm there for the Killie V Utd match this affie and I've already been offered smack twice. Paper Roses motherfucker!
Submitted by Davood (user info) at 2006-11-11 07:44:54 EST (#)
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MON TEH SCOTS
Submitted by Zampolit (user info) at 2006-11-11 07:21:13 EST (#)
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Yes
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-11-11 07:03:30 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-11 06:36:58 EST (#)
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fried mars bar....... mmmmmmm (salavating)
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2006-11-11 06:08:35 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-11 03:55:52 EST (#)
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I like how you fit in the chick with the "I <3 nerds" shirt to prove that scottish women like you. Liar.
They love you, I'm sure.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2006-11-10 23:06:47 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-11-10 23:05:05 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-11-10 22:43:21 EST (#)
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Jack's Edinburgh 10
I lived in Edingburgh for a few years and worked in a pub. Not a lounge bar for faggots but a real pub for working men.
1. Some of the hottest women I ever saw were in Edinburgh.
2. Hogmanay rocks.
3. A broken pint glass is as good as any dagger for opening a face.
3. Scotish people say 'cunt' a lot.
4. I became addicted to Irn Bru. I miss Irn Bru.
5. I once played a game of depth charges and was sick for two days straight afterward. Of course, I think that I also ate a bad piece of fish during the hazy bits, but still...
6. I gave a Scottish girl rug burns. Of course, she got me back by biting a rather sensitive part of my anatomy hard enough to leave a complete ring of little purple half-moon shaped teeth marks that lasted for days. I'm glad uber is anonymous. I've never told anyone that story.
7. Two girls once fought over me (I know, I can't believe it either) and trashed an entired kitchen in the process. It was an incredibly arousing spectacle.
8. I once got locked in a High Street pub in Edinburgh and broke out at 3 in the morning. Literally. I smashed out a 1st storey window with a two-by-four and then fell off the tiny ledge into the street.
9. Scottish girls are just like girls everywhere else except they say "No!" with a charming accent.
10. I was taken off the street by CID when suspected of vandalism. It was a misunderstanding.
Bonus - 11. One of the guys working in the pub with me, a nasty Kraut, disappeared suddenly. The police came around asking about him. It turned out he had links to a German terrorist organization. The police went so far as to tear up the floorboards in his bedsit. Just before the guy disappeared I told him to go fuck himself in a heated moment. Christ, the fucker could have killed me.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-10 22:17:46 EST (#)
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Are *all* Scottish chicks anorexic and ugly?
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-11-10 22:12:12 EST (#)
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i am thinking of a voyage to the ancentral homeland
esp after i listened to a scottish lass talking the other day. she had a mild accent, and it was enchanting
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-10 22:01:00 EST (#)
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#10
woman on the top left
she makes my no-no place tingle
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-11-10 21:17:08 EST (#)
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"The trouble with Scotland is... it's full of Scots!!"
+2 for Shirley Manson! I'd kill a man in front of his own momma for a taste of Shirley Manson!
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-11-10 21:13:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-11-10 21:06:23 (#)
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Mine are from Dounby.
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I've been there- about 6 miles from Stromness. Small world and all that...
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-11-10 21:06:23 EST (#)
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Mine are from Dounby.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-11-10 21:04:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-11-10 20:59:18 (#)
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Scotland is beautiful. My family all live up in the Orkney's. I haven't been there in so long. *Cries*
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My family comes from Stromness. What's with this post, man?!?!?!
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-11-10 21:03:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-11-10 19:32:19 (#)
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Perfect.
(I [an American] lived in a little village called Kemnay for 5 months. Beautiful. Back o' Benachie.)
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Christ- in the house where I grew, up, Bennachie dominated the view from the living room window. 'Mon the North-East!
My half-arsed previous attempt: http://www.ubersite.com/m/52239. Good show, sirrah.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-11-10 20:59:18 EST (#)
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Scotland is beautiful. My family all live up in the Orkney's. I haven't been there in so long. *Cries*
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-11-10 20:58:06 EST (#)
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Wow. You found a picture of all four of the attractive Scot women. And three of them started off as men.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-11-10 20:44:05 EST (#)
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I like it.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-11-10 20:34:36 EST (#)
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I want to visit Scotland
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-10 20:28:04 EST (#)
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by peckerhead (user info) at 2006-11-10 20:24:27 (#)
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Crystle, go for the Scotch whiskey. I think that girl on the couch had the barf record but you could probably break it; Eat and drink everything TTOM said but then drink a lot of Scotch, you know, as a chaser.
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ooooooh schoolboy error there son. Scottish Whisky, Irish whiskey. both are good.
TTOM: If you ever do a Scotland_2, think about adding a few of the extraordinary castles, a round-about - not common in North America - and maybe some pics of the greenest grass found anywhere - due to the exhorbitant amounts of rain, which you graphically illustrated in this post.
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Roundabouts ARE amusing in an odd sort of way. Theyre really just a way of making a pretty angry nation even more furious.
One last thought: St. Andrews or some other famous golf course with a little golf history -- for guys like me and Shlongy. P.S. one or more oil rigs in the North Sea. (Yes, I've been there.) ---------------------------
Golf is only interesting when Europe is handing you guys your arses...AGAIN.
Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2006-11-10 20:24:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-10 19:47:24 (#)
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well, I'm not so much into women.. and now the menz scare me..
why should I go to scotland?
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Crystle, go for the Scotch whiskey. I think that girl on the couch had the barf record but you could probably break it; Eat and drink everything TTOM said but then drink a lot of Scotch, you know, as a chaser.
TTOM: If you ever do a Scotland_2, think about adding a few of the extraordinary castles, a round-about - not common in North America - and maybe some pics of the greenest grass found anywhere - due to the exhorbitant amounts of rain, which you graphically illustrated in this post.
One last thought: St. Andrews or some other famous golf course with a little golf history -- for guys like me and Shlongy. P.S. one or more oil rigs in the North Sea. (Yes, I've been there.)
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-11-10 20:07:49 EST (#)
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proof that I live on the moon below
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-10 20:06:37 EST (#)
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Shirley Manson of the band Garbage
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-11-10 20:05:29 EST (#)
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who is the girl with the "I (heart) nerds" shirt?
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2006-11-10 20:00:49 EST (#)
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these are so good. i think all regions on uber need to post one. part of the national dress is the concealed knife! fabulous!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-10 19:50:03 EST (#)
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Well, Crys, the scenery is nice...when its not raining...um...as JX points out we have Irn Bru which is made from girders...uh...theres....not many dangerous animals, if you discount Glasweigens....um....thats it really
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-10 19:47:49 EST (#)
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What? no mention of Irn Bru? you pommie bastard
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-10 19:47:24 EST (#)
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well, I'm not so much into women.. and now the menz scare me..
why should I go to scotland?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-11-10 19:42:45 EST (#)
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Ah fuck. I gotta go buy some beer. Great post.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-11-10 19:39:14 EST (#)
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My dad was working over there in Aberdeen; we lived in a cottage owned by a farmer named Laing. I went to school there in Kemnay. I was only 10. Green and yellow tie, I had to wear.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-10 19:36:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-11-10 19:32:19 (#)
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Perfect.
(I [an American] lived in a little village called Kemnay for 5 months. Beautiful. Back o' Benachie.)
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The fuck were you doing in Kemnay? Thats just down the road from where Im from, Huntly.
I live in Glasgow now cos the Norths a shithole.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-11-10 19:36:33 EST (#)
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It was three weeks before I understood a fucking thing. I got called an American poofter once, and didn't know enough to be insulted.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-10 19:32:45 EST (#)
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aye, we dinnae hauf spik total pish oor here, eh?
Aye yeh werna sae bad yerself quine, yeh ken?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-11-10 19:32:19 EST (#)
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Perfect.
(I [an American] lived in a little village called Kemnay for 5 months. Beautiful. Back o' Benachie.)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-10 19:31:29 EST (#)
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*contented sigh* You were fanTAstic.
Pudding confuses me. I like most everything in a fry-up to some degree (Irish-style, anyway), but black pudding is fucking sick. And I was also told that pudding is s generic term for dessert, too. I mean seriously..how'm I supposed to kep this stuff straight?
As an American who speaks a language with no exceptions, I say this without any irony whatsoever.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-10 19:26:30 EST (#)
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Of course black pudding, a staple of the post-piss up fry-up, is mostly pigs blood.
mmm tasty.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-11-10 19:20:42 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-10 19:20:21 EST (#)
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*screws up nose*
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-10 19:19:55 EST (#)
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At first I thought the drunk girl was giving some random furry scottish animal (liek a goat) a blowjob, then i noticed it was a couch stained with vomit. I need sleep, and Jesus, lots and lots of Jesus.
MJ's jesus juice anyone?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-10 19:18:36 EST (#)
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Depends on if the cook got that mornings shipment of suet in time.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-10 19:17:54 EST (#)
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Just not much?
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-11-10 19:17:52 EST (#)
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I liked this.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-10 19:17:40 EST (#)
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oh.... is that all? There's lips and arseholes though, right?
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-10 19:16:19 EST (#)
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I wish I were a ginger. They're pretty.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-10 19:15:18 EST (#)
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Actually its nothing that bad, at least compared to black pudding anyway.
White pudding is mostly oatmeal, suet and onions
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-10 19:11:42 EST (#)
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In Ireland we ate white pudding nearly every morning. Don't tell me what's in white pudding - I love it.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-10 19:11:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-11-10 19:09:31 (#)
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What the fook is "White pudding" made of?
Inquiring minds need to know.
-Dave
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Death, pure undiluted death and hatred.
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-10 19:08:59 (#)
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I'm waiting until you're entirely chemical-free so we can do it.
Is it time yet?
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Its time, Ill meet you behind the bike sheds in ten minutes.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-10 19:10:19 EST (#)
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+2 Shirley.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-11-10 19:09:31 EST (#)
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What the fook is "White pudding" made of?
Inquiring minds need to know.
-Dave
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-10 19:08:59 EST (#)
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I'm waiting until you're entirely chemical-free so we can do it.
Is it time yet?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-10 19:05:31 EST (#)
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TTOBrilliant.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-10 19:03:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-11-10 18:59:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-11-10 18:59:09 EST (#)
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OOPS! meant to +2 my bad
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-10 18:58:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All Scottish women are ginger
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-11-10 18:58:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not Scottish but I still want a kilt. It seems nice to have in the summer and I think it'd be a good conversation starter. "Oh I see you've noticed ma kilt. Ever heard that question about what you wear under it? Wanna find out?"
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-10 18:54:39 EST (#)
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