Lead pipe solution - Jgreening version (1801 hits)
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Submitted by OathMeal singin' songs (View user info) at 2006-11-10 23:59:37 EST
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-10 23:37:37 (#)
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http://miami.craigslist.org/m4m/23316579.html
http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/m4m/238164898.html
Few more.
MAN, I bet your IT department is going to be THRILLED with all the shit you're addy is getting.
Do they open attachments, or just scan text?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-10 22:52:57 (#)
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http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/m4m/233118055.html
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/m4m/233017577.html
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/m4m/233711015.html
Yep.
I'm lying alright.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-10 22:38:55 (#)
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Dude, you're an idiot.
Oh, and I'd hate to see your in-box at work on monday. 48 hours of nothing but spam and penii from San Fran.
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I know, I know.
1 post a day, n00b. Fuck off.
I think that this needs ADDRESSING. So as such, I will ADDRESS it.
Jgreening wants to get me fired. He wants to see my paycheck pulled from me because I made him mad about the fat he has on his body, that I do not have on mine. To take the time ... to create half a dozen Craigslist posts, all in the effort to have gay men send e-mail solicitations for sex to my workplace?
... are you insane?
And, including my home phone number in one of those posts?
Let's allllllll please review the level of classlessness I exhibited earlier on with Jeanneee.
Now take that classlessness and place it next to that which is being exemplified by our friend Jay here.
I don't want to hear SHIT from anyone else about how I ever trifled in the 'real' lives of other uber users or about how I attempted to defame them ... not when cowardly, unjustified antics like this take place.
Jay, I mean this as honestly as I have ever meant anything in my entire life:
If you cause me to lose employment, I will find you. And I will hurt you.
I am not kidding.
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Submitted by EJ (user info) at 2008-10-29 18:32:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-25 19:19:19 EDT (#)
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THIS WAS GREAT UBER ACTION.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-25 18:50:45 EDT (#)
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ah......
them were the days
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-12 14:12:29 EDT (#)
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This is an absolute gem here.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-11-16 12:17:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-16 12:12:05 (#)
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this post is the perfect representation of a jaypig meltdown.
he always seizes those opportunities when there is drama in hope that people will hail him as champion and eventually like him.
it's pitiful really.
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But this is beyond lame. Fair enough, we all know that Oathmeal is a waste of sperm, but seriously, do we really give a fuck what he thought or said?
JayPig will do ANYTHING to try and fit in. This is an obscenely over-zealous attempt to do so. With any luck, Oathmeal will have lost his job and Jaypig will end up with something metallic where his head used to be.
Ever need confirmation of how much of a pathetic loser he is? The proof is in the pudding, people.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-16 12:12:05 EST (#)
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this post is the perfect representation of a jaypig meltdown.
he always seizes those opportunities when there is drama in hope that people will hail him as champion and eventually like him.
it's pitiful really.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-11-16 12:08:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-11 00:40:24 (#)
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You. As much as I hate to say it, you just piss me off by being so clueless as to your own unlikability it's astounding.
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Now I've seen it all.....
"Pot, this is kettle. Kettle, meet pot."
UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-11-16 11:58:51 EST (#)
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JGreening ALWAYS has and ALWAYS will take things too far. This is an indication of how dangerous it is for anyone to even tolerate that sad sack of shit.
Although I thought you were a wanker, you didn't deserve to have your life fucked with, neither does anyone else.
We should put Jay up on a pedestal though, He really is the tough-guy he's been claiming to be all this time.
I hope you choke on your Mom's disease infested dick tonight, fatfuck.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-13 21:49:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-13 13:47:47 (#)
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Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-11 00:41:53 (#)
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Well ...
I just finished making a few new rules within outlook and perma-deleting what was already in there, so it appears I'm safe for now.
It's a damn good thing my IT director and I get along.
This is going to be *quite* an uncomfortable conversation to have come Monday.
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nah, just crumple him - end of problem. ""
hahahahahah
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-11-13 21:24:44 EST (#)
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This place is not this fucking important. But I would love to see you fight jaypig.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-13 13:47:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-11 00:41:53 (#)
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Well ...
I just finished making a few new rules within outlook and perma-deleting what was already in there, so it appears I'm safe for now.
It's a damn good thing my IT director and I get along.
This is going to be *quite* an uncomfortable conversation to have come Monday.
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nah, just crumple him - end of problem.
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-11-13 01:59:52 EST (#)
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"He wants to see my paycheck pulled from me because I made him mad about the fat he has on his body, that I do not have on mine."
Well that's easy to achieve with the steroids and all. Look at those pictures. You're a classic juicer for sure.
And you welcomed this by being a dick to that poor young woman. It's called karma, asshole.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-13 00:45:18 EST (#)
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Aw Caul.
Didn't know you cared.
Oh, and a small P.S. here...
suck a dick.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-12 12:02:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-11-11 00:42:23 (#)
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hahahahhhaahahaa this is hilarious
don't ever fuck with an internet girl or our chivalrous hero jpeg will attempt to ruin your life
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LMAO!
jesus, jay is such a fuckin loser.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-12 11:25:52 EST (#)
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Crap like this is the reason I have considered moving to PulseHead or somewhere similar, mainly because they won't allow the drama and bullshit.
THIS IS A SERIOUS WRITER'S FORUM, PEOPLE!! GET A FUCKING CLUE!!!!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-12 10:38:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:00:11 (#)
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You've been threatening people on Ubersite with personal information for a while now. I don't see how you can be surprised or upset about this. How you could go on like you have the last few weeks, and now you're SURPRISED this happened, is beyond me.
It's like kicking a dog in the teeth, and then wondering why he bit your fucking balls off. You said some absolutely horrible things about Jeannee because she supposedly talked about your personal life, when you've already made it public. This is what I like to call Karma.
I don't condone this or what you did to Jeannee, but you're a deplorable person who uses the "I have nothing to live for" excuse to be a total piece of shit to everyone and this would have happened eventually.
Stop being such a fucking coward. Take responsibility for your actions. Don't use shit that's happened to you in the past as an excuse to be the asshole that you are now. Everyone's had bad shit happen to them, boo hoo, GET THE FUCK OVER IT. Man up, you fucking pussy, have some self-respect.
It's obvious that you DO have something to live for, or losing your job would mean fuckall to you and you wouldn't be apologizing to him. Jay exposed the veritable chink in your armor, so do yourself a favor, grow the fuck up, and try and get along with everyone.
I have a feeling that if you weren't such a fucking coward, we'd get along swimmingly.
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Sums up what I had to say.
I'm not saying what JayPeg did was acceptable (one of the things I hate is when Uber intereferes with real life) but consider what you've done. Threatened people with personal info over the internet? Called JonnyX at work to try to get him fired?
And just all-around have been an obsessive pertaining to your reviews and posts on Ubersite.
I think you need to take a break from this website. Don't think of what I'm saying as criticism, but just for your own good. Take a break. Don't make another account, just go.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-11 18:30:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:37:54 (#)
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didnt jpeg get fired from security because of something someone *did* to him on the internet?
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No. What I told Uber was that I was fired because there was something from Electro that I opened up with porn that didn't have an NSFW tag and my client saw it.
Ready?
That was also a (half) lie. I *was* fired in part because of *cached* images from non-labelled NSFW posts from Uber on the system, but the BIG reason (and the one that started the investigation) was that I was online during work hours.
So yeah, in my case it was all pretty much my own doing.
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So, for those who care, I stopped the FORWARDING of those emails to Bret before I left work last night. Since I obviously couldn't use his own email to MAKE the posts, with CL's verification process, I just set up a gmail account, had everything sent there, and had an auto-forwarding to his account. He got lucky, though, because when I stopped the forewarding, there were only about 30 responses to the posts. When I got to work this afternoon, there were almost 150 CL replies. And at some pioint last night, the posts were flagged an pulled. I knew they would be, because posing pics of wangs, gashes and tits, even covered with socks, is against their terms and conditions.
He also got lucky, because of the spam lists I set up for that account. In total, there were over 400 messages in the box.
Anyway.
And Method, I actually DO have a lot to live for in life, I just make sure now-a-days that the things I have to live for are insulated against a major catastrophe either by keeping my name off of things, or keeping things seperated between personal and business when the require identification. If someone wanted to/wants to fuck with me this way, it'd be a lot harder than a 15 second search on whitepages.com and a google for my name, which is all this took. Add on to the fact that I have come to the realization that people are in general not the nicest in the world, I've really started to quit caring about the relative small shit.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-11-11 11:32:40 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/95611#2220082
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-10 10:44:43 (#)
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Oh sweet Jesus.
Urbane #2, here we come.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-11-11 10:38:08 EST (#)
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Too good to be true.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:51:26 EST (#)
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I would totally do Urbane.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:48:14 EST (#)
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Whatever, I'm gonna go kill some zombies
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:41:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:39:24 (#)
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Don't forget the man face. That's the icing on the cake.
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Like a cake frosted with dogshit...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:39:24 EST (#)
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Don't forget the man face. That's the icing on the cake.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:38:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:35:35 (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:33:07 (#)
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Allyson's pic is weird. I wanna see a waist-up shot, with tits hanging free.
Only so I can puke harder, ya unnerstand...
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Please, seriously, no.
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Fat, saggy, non-descript tits with no areola definition, held up for inspection by a
bulbous tummy. Yum. Imagine the picture.....
:-/
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:35:58 EST (#)
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Now Doodles smells sweet, kinda like Granny Smith...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:35:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:33:07 (#)
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Allyson's pic is weird. I wanna see a waist-up shot, with tits hanging free.
Only so I can puke harder, ya unnerstand...
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Please, seriously, no.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:33:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:30:31 (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:19:00 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:17:01 (#)
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60 million......that sounds about right.
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About right for how many alters you posses?
Ehh, that hasn't worked since Jay came out of the closet with his alter army.
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Doodles, did you receive that 55 gallon barrel of applesauce I sent you?
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I did. Infact, that's what I've been using to bathe in for the past week.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:33:07 EST (#)
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Allyson's pic is weird. I wanna see a waist-up shot, with tits hanging free.
Only so I can puke harder, ya unnerstand...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:32:54 EST (#)
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Seriously man, if you're that worried about this speak to Jay directly. Writing a post about it is just alienating him and drawing more attention to your situation.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:32:08 EST (#)
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I don't understand though, what Jay did was in reviews, which was bad enough, why bring MORE attention to them by linking them on their own post?
Haha Bret finally met his match, someone who has even less to live for than he does, Jpeg
I am TOTALLY making a comic out of this.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:31:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:30:02 (#)
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Am I crazy or does that allyson person totally look like a dude with tits? Fucking gross
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It's the moustache.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:30:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:19:00 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:17:01 (#)
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60 million......that sounds about right.
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About right for how many alters you posses?
Ehh, that hasn't worked since Jay came out of the closet with his alter army.
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Doodles, did you receive that 55 gallon barrel of applesauce I sent you?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:30:02 EST (#)
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Am I crazy or does that allyson person totally look like a dude with tits? Fucking gross
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:20:04 EST (#)
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"I hereby assign my speaking rights to one Mr. Method."
He has my permission to speak for me in matters Uber, especially when it comes to
slapping down morons who are obsessed and womenz who wanna show their boobs.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:19:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:17:01 (#)
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60 million......that sounds about right.
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About right for how many alters you posses?
Ehh, that hasn't worked since Jay came out of the closet with his alter army.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:17:01 EST (#)
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60 million......that sounds about right.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:14:26 EST (#)
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Method, that's cool. 1% of the world's population is about 60 Million people.
Heh.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:13:15 EST (#)
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Yeah doodles, I think this entire situation is retarded. I think Bret overdosed on Ubersite = (
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:12:23 EST (#)
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Doesn't mean I speak for the whole world. "The whole world isn't against you" could imply that only 99% of it is. I feel comfortable in speaking for that other 1%.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:12:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:04:35 (#)
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Oh, and the craigslist thing has been done to me too. Why don't you just flag them all and have them removed?
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Method, I know that you're smarter than that, think. He pisses everybody on this site off and then thinks it would be a brilliant idea to post his dick on the same website, he then proceeds to bitch about craigslist ads which Jay made because oath baited him. I don't think he's terribly bright.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:10:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:02:18 (#)
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And don't get alllll fucking defensive about what I said and threaten to beat me up, just read it and maybe take some of it to heart. The whole world isn't against you, champ.
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Doth The Almighty Method speak for the whole world? Nah, he just got eomtional and got carried away. Only the Saccy speaks for us all.
Dumping personal info is a good reason to kill....
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:06:41 EST (#)
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If this is true, then it's funny as shit.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:04:35 EST (#)
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Oh, and the craigslist thing has been done to me too. Why don't you just flag them all and have them removed?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:03:36 EST (#)
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I don't know why I bother. This place is ridiculous and I'm absolutely disgusted with what's going on.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:03:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-10 23:37:37 (#)
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http://miami.craigslist.org/m4m/233165579.html
http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/m4m/233164898.html
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/m4m/233118655.html
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/m4m/233117577.html
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/m4m/233111015.html
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Should work here
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:02:18 EST (#)
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And don't get alllll fucking defensive about what I said and threaten to beat me up, just read it and maybe take some of it to heart. The whole world isn't against you, champ.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:01:18 EST (#)
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It always shocks me that people take this site so seriously.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:00:11 EST (#)
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You've been threatening people on Ubersite with personal information for a while now. I don't see how you can be surprised or upset about this. How you could go on like you have the last few weeks, and now you're SURPRISED this happened, is beyond me.
It's like kicking a dog in the teeth, and then wondering why he bit your fucking balls off. You said some absolutely horrible things about Jeannee because she supposedly talked about your personal life, when you've already made it public. This is what I like to call Karma.
I don't condone this or what you did to Jeannee, but you're a deplorable person who uses the "I have nothing to live for" excuse to be a total piece of shit to everyone and this would have happened eventually.
Stop being such a fucking coward. Take responsibility for your actions. Don't use shit that's happened to you in the past as an excuse to be the asshole that you are now. Everyone's had bad shit happen to them, boo hoo, GET THE FUCK OVER IT. Man up, you fucking pussy, have some self-respect.
It's obvious that you DO have something to live for, or losing your job would mean fuckall to you and you wouldn't be apologizing to him. Jay exposed the veritable chink in your armor, so do yourself a favor, grow the fuck up, and try and get along with everyone.
I have a feeling that if you weren't such a fucking coward, we'd get along swimmingly.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-11 08:59:39 EST (#)
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You know what is really funny?
Not the fact that your IT manager will think you're a faggot, or that you might get fired.
What is truly funny is that you spent every last second on this site and you didn't pay any attention to Urbane OR sick-of-semen, and you posted a picture of your cock-clit hybrid (let's face it, it's not big enough to be a 'real' cock) and now you're bitching about what happened to you BECAUSE of it.
Don't worry, I'm sure if you get fired there will be a job for you in porn, ask inion I'm sure she could tell you of some fetish, 'baby dicks gone wild' video that you could star in.
+2 for brightening my day
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-11 08:52:15 EST (#)
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This whole thing is a stinking pile. Links don't work, verbiage is contrived, and the humor
value sucks.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2006-11-11 06:44:44 EST (#)
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This is bullshit, as if Oathmeal would give this much of a shit, I think he is attempting to bait Jgreening into believing he is seriously pissed.
Either way its amusing watching you two go back and forth.
And fuck its not that big a deal, all you gotta do OathMeal is tell your IT manager one of your asshole friends is playing a prank on you.
If it really bothers you, YOU are the type of person who could track down Jgreenings hotel, and possibly sell him some training programs.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-11 06:27:30 EST (#)
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wow... it took less than 12 hours to bite you in the ass...
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-11 06:18:06 EST (#)
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haHahahahahhahahahaHaha
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-11 04:20:15 EST (#)
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I am sorry that I set out to hurt thorpe and willia.... okay that's a lie. I am sorry I almost lied. I am even more sorry I nearly typed I was sorry. I'm about as sorry as that cunt who fell over Lucas Neil. But I'm sorry I clicked on Allyson's post. Yes siree bob.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-11-11 04:05:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-11 00:21:28 (#)
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Circe how DARE you imply that I have EVER done anything like this to anyone else here.
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You maliciously set out to hurt people. You do. You like the idea that you might get to them, that you might actually be able to really hurt them.
Someone has maliciously set out to hurt you.
Degree and technique don't matter.
No, I don't think it was called for. I'm "disgustingly saccharine and untrustworthy", right?
But you can't sit there and play the victim when you all but BEGGED for this to be done to you.
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2006-11-11 03:56:43 EST (#)
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You're both fags and need to be hung. Few would disagree.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:57:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:37:54 (#)
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didnt jpeg get fired from security because of something someone *did* to him on the internet?
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Nah his job was to "secure" the donut display cabinet at 7-11. There were no survivors.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:37:54 EST (#)
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didnt jpeg get fired from security because of something someone *did* to him on the internet?
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:26:26 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:15:51 EST (#)
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ban jpeg
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:12:23 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-11 01:54:29 EST (#)
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reprehensible
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-11 01:30:53 EST (#)
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this seems eerily reminiscent of my little tiff with sicosemen. can't we all just get along?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-11 01:22:12 EST (#)
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G'night, sockboy.
I'm going home, cracking a beer, and watching South Park.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-11 01:16:30 EST (#)
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Pull them and you PROMISE you'll leave?
Super-serial?
All I have to do is pull them?
Fuck that. You've left and come back four, five times now. Why should I believe you? How could I?
Nope. They'll come down in time, Bret.
And unless someone you work with peruses the M4M boards, you don't have to worry about anyone you know seeing your cock in a sock.
And it's not hate.
Hate is different.
I hate no one.
I loathe you.
Difference, cochese.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2006-11-11 01:06:39 EST (#)
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Poor Oatsy I like the cunt why send him gay porn if he does not want it?
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-11 00:54:10 EST (#)
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here's the thing, Jay.
My face is on those posts.
Those posts are referenced in the e-mails that those fags send.
Do you see the connection??
Sure, there was a risk in posting what I did. But I posted thinking that something this off-the-wall wouldn't happen.
Who hates me enough to get me fired?
Obviously you do.
I guess I don't have a choice.
I tell you what, if you want it, I'll give you foster and every other account I have.
But you'll have to pull these ads and PROVE you pulled them.
Do it and I'll leave. That's what you want, right?
If I ever come back, you can just do this all over again.
You win.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-11 00:51:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and about the cock-in-sock thing, I'm not doing this, any of this, because of that.
It was just the ammo, homeslice.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-11 00:49:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My motives, really?
1) You fucked and talked, AND you did it out of spite when she did nothing to deserve it.
(And get this, Jeanneee and I don't really get along most times, so it's not like I'm defending a friend.)
2) You seem to take some sort of joy out of trying to be a Big J. Badass, and I hate. H.A.T.E. that. I lived with an older brother and a step brother who acted like that, and all it took was a left hook to stop that. For you, this is my big left hook.
3) Go away.
4) Seriously, you think people feel sorry for you? Besides the "superfriends" who are all under the age of 18? You want acceptance and attention, and you want people to be good with you and be nice and whatever, yet you treat anyone who DOESN'T like you like the shit shit shit's when it's eaten shit. (say it five times fast, wonderful tounge twister)
5) If you don't get your fucking panties in a bunch, you can see that ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SAY: Some jackwad forewarded some sick shit to me, and I'm reporting it to you so it can get fixed.
(In other words, don't be such a bitch about shit like that. I could have done much MUCH worse if I wasn't sitting at work bored off my ass.)
6) Let me repeat 3. Go away.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-11 00:43:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Look Jay if you didn't like the sock thing, then why not drop your -2 and say so?
I mean, what the FUCK did I do to you to deserve this? Really?
Look at your motives here, Jay.
Really look at them.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-11-11 00:42:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahhhaahahaa this is hilarious
don't ever fuck with an internet girl or our chivalrous hero jpeg will attempt to ruin your life
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-11 00:41:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well ...
I just finished making a few new rules within outlook and perma-deleting what was already in there, so it appears I'm safe for now.
It's a damn good thing my IT director and I get along.
This is going to be *quite* an uncomfortable conversation to have come Monday.
Thanks again, Jay. I hope you feel great about having done all this.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-11 00:40:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Point being?
And it's not so much your actions that piss me off. Actions I can live with. Actions is Caul baiting me all day.
You. As much as I hate to say it, you just piss me off by being so clueless as to your own unlikability it's astounding. It's a shitty reason, and I don't really care. You're worse than WhatTheHell ever was, because he at least stopped being a fucking twat-melon and left after his second banning.
You... You'll never fucking leave, because you need attention so bad, you're willing to put your dick in a fucking sock and post it on an internet site where you KNOW people will rip on you.
How fucking sick in the head is that, man? Jesus christ... Cock-in-a-sock... FUCK MAN...
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-11 00:33:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jay,
I GET THAT YOU DON'T LIKE ME.
I really do.
But if you think for one FUCKING second I would pull some shit like this and JEOPARDIZE SOMEONE'S JOB???
You're KIDDING yourself.
You've won here, obviously. You wanted to piss me off and you did.
I guess I don't know what else to say.
For the record, Jay, I've apologized to Emily. It's over. It has been.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-11 00:23:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If you cause me to lose employment, I will find you. And I will hurt you.
I am not kidding.
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1) My address is here on Uber. Find it. Tickets from Atlanta to Denver are $300.
2) I see you can fuck with other people, and yet when people fuck with you, you cry foul and bitch and moan. You put a fucking picture of your cock-in-sock on Ubersite, and expect nothing to happen?
3) Don't ever fuck with a woman. I don't care if it's on the Net or in real life. Don't. Ever. Do it.
4) I have a good feeling I'm going to get shit on for what I did, and I don't fucking care. You're a waste of fucking human cells, and I for one am so sick and fucking tired of seeing shit from and about you, that it makes me sick to my god damned stomach. Go the fuck away, never come back, and learn that when people say they don't fucking like you and want you to leave, they mean "THEY DON'T FUCKING LIKE YOU AND WANT YOU TO LEAVE"
5) Never end a list on 4.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-11 00:21:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-11-11 00:09:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
It stops being funny when it starts being you, huh?
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Circe how DARE you imply that I have EVER done anything like this to anyone else here.
This is simply uncalled for. You of all people should have the sense enough to see that.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-11 00:15:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jgreening, listen.
I obviously totally pissed you off. If it was one simple comment in a review, I'm afraid I just don't understand.
Why would you do this?
If I don't get fired, there is a good chance that I'll at least have to explain this to our IT Manager.
You've already gone that far.
I guess I have to give here, man. I'm fuckin sorry.
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-11-11 00:14:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-11 00:10:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Folks, it looks like this is for real.
I just logged in, and sure enough ... there are attachments with porn in my inbox.
I can't believe this.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-11-11 00:09:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It stops being funny when it starts being you, huh?
Poor, hard-done-by Bret. You try so hard to be a decent human being, too... why does stuff like this keep happening to you?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-11 00:08:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What are you on? Whatever it is, I think you should stop taking it. Also, could you try contributing something halfway worthwhile in return for the satisfaction of your obsessive need for attention from strangers, rather than pollute everything with your psychological ugliness?
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-11 00:04:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome back!
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-11-11 00:03:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Not only does this post suck and none of the damn Craiglist links not werk, but also i hate u and want u to die
SO FUCK U
GO BEARS WOO!!!
P.S. i hope u do get fired for unrelated reasons