The Neverending Thread (24023 hits)
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Submitted by Anthony Rizzo <rizzo.at.efmovie.com> (View user info) at 2003-06-30 23:39:57 EDT
Let's try a little experiment.
I'm going to start a conversation about a random topic, something simple and universal. I'd like everyone to debate a little about it, and just take it where it may. Much like other threads, this random topic will segue into other random topics. Only, with this post, I never want it to end. I think it's so cool when you see threads that span months or years and people are still debating about shit that had absolutely nothing to do with the thread. I want this thread to be something like that. Neverending, baby. Just take it where it may. Have some fun with it. So, without ado, I ask ...
What's your favorite brand of condom and why?
User Reviews
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-10-14 00:16:30 EDT (#)
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Thanx Raimee!
I'm 28 today.
I WANT CAKE DAMN IT!!!
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-13 23:11:36 EDT (#)
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Does Outback still serve a mean steak? That's what I remember about outback after 2 years.
It wasn't as good as a homecooked barbeque but is was better than anything I ever had after I joined the military.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-13 23:01:50 EDT (#)
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I love Raimee. She came over and rubbed my back while I coughed up a storm. Muahs.
Submitted by Raimee <pirynne_18.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-10-13 22:56:28 EDT (#)
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HAPPY BDAY MO
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-10-13 22:51:42 EDT (#)
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It's my birthday today! Yay me!
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-13 22:45:54 EDT (#)
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Even in Canada the McDonald's blows. Outback ROCKS!
Hidden - someday this will overtake "You're a Racist Dr. Seuss" as the most viewed thread ever.
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-13 22:18:35 EDT (#)
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Rizzo, I dunno if yo know or not, but American food like McDonald's or Burger KIing is even different in the Uk, It's pretty fucked up.
I found a Chili's over here about ahalf hour away from where I live (a city called Cambridge is where it's at), but it still tasted different.
I miss the restauants that I used to know back in the states. Like Applebee's amd the Outback
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-10-13 22:13:19 EDT (#)
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soon this will make it on the "most viewed messages" list....
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-13 22:08:20 EDT (#)
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I had Papa John's this weekend. Classic.
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-13 21:51:01 EDT (#)
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PAPA JOHN'S ANYBODY??? Maybe it's the italina in me speakin but I could sure go for some good old fashioned pizza. (but pizza's not italian, it's american, maybe someday I'll explain to you what I mean by that but give me at least until tomorrow so I can sober up a bit.)
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-13 21:00:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-13 15:46:26 (#)
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White Castle cheeseburgers might be the ultimate poor food.
Has anyone ever eaten them and not gotten sick?
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I dont. I can even eat Tacobell and not feel like Im gonna die.
My only weakness is McDonalds fries. I get the most horrible shits when I eat their fries. Its just so horrible. But they taste so good...
Submitted by raimee <pirynne_18.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-10-13 19:50:33 EDT (#)
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high school reunion next month....should be fun hashahash
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-13 19:33:02 EDT (#)
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Yum tacos after ANYTHING.
Submitted by Yes at 2003-10-13 18:29:26 EDT (#)
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yar, firewater baaaaad... no i didn't make it "Yes" so you would have to capialize, I just think Yes looks better than yes.
I also like a 1/2 packet of koolaide on my ice cream, so I got that going for me... yeah.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-10-13 18:12:51 EDT (#)
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Thanks for looking out for me loki, but I haven't had dry ramen since I was living in the dorms years ago.
Today I for lunch I had leftover tomato curry stirfry over rice. good stuff.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-13 17:34:54 EDT (#)
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I'm there too Yes, and lucky fucking me I HAVE to go to karate tonight. Myinstructor is out because his wife had a baby this weekend. Goddamn that man and his fucked up sense of priorities. I'm teaching, it's going to be "quiet like a ninja" night. Think they'll fall for it? I swear it one fucking kiih and everyone's doing pushups.
Did you make your name Yes so we'd have to capitalize it?
Phinch, I need your girlfriend's e-mail address. I have to straighten a few things out for you at home. First it was a burrito sandwich and now dry top ramen? unacceptable. SeaDog left today for work with stew that had been simmering in the crock pot all night, corn bread, and an apple. Happy, well fed men perform better.
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-10-13 17:19:09 EDT (#)
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yum sliders after drinking. yum tacos after drinking. yummmmmmmm
Submitted by Yes at 2003-10-13 16:30:52 EDT (#)
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Um... im hungover. I don't like it.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-10-13 16:19:24 EDT (#)
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Oh, don't worry, I haven't stopped stalking Bart. In fact, I'm waiting outside his window right now, typing on my laptop. In my wedding dress.
Lisa
i thought this was funny as shit, so im posting it on the net.
you got a problem with that!!?!?!?
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-10-13 15:57:49 EDT (#)
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they have some of those in the vending machine here, rizzo.
i refuse to touch them
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-13 15:46:26 EDT (#)
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White Castle cheeseburgers might be the ultimate poor food.
Has anyone ever eaten them and not gotten sick?
Submitted by MickGinny at 2003-10-13 15:08:53 EDT (#)
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I'm gay.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-10-13 14:17:23 EDT (#)
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inspired by all this ramen talk, i purchased a cup-o-noodles type ramen deal from the friendly vending machine here in an experiment into whether i could actually eat it, or if i'd hurl and/or lose my appetite for several hours.
i ended up putting so much pepper in it i couldn't really taste anything else, but I did succesfully polish it off.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-10-13 13:25:31 EDT (#)
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ever eat dry ramen with the seasoning packet sprinkled on it? it not bad if you are hungry
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-10-13 11:58:12 EDT (#)
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We call ramen noodles 10 cent soup at home.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-13 11:49:11 EDT (#)
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Thanks Guapo. I can no exact some research and maybe even a little R&D on this person.
I eat like that now... Is there something wrong with that? I live at home but Im always eating Ramen somethingorother and I have a requent buyer card at Taco Bell. Krauszer (like 7-11) guy knows me well enough so when theres a buy 2 get 1 free Marlboro deal hell usually let me get away with buying 1 pack and paying him for the 2nd one later if I dont have the cash on me. But hes right next to my bank so it happens rarely. But I have 15 minute conversations with him. Thats why I cant go in there before work anymore.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-10-13 11:13:06 EDT (#)
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loki - i cringe at the sight of ramen now, lol. i couldn't even eat taco bell for a couple of years after those days
rizzo - we never bought catsup or mayo or mustard, we just stole heaps of packets of that stuff from 7-11. i became pretty friendly with the guy, he'd hook me up with the discard sammiches and stuff like that. and sell me beer if it was safe.
we had plenty of drunken nights where we ended up at Taco Cabana, you could get a half dozen tortillas for a dime. and then you hit the salsa bar. mmmmmmmm, salsa and pico de gallo(sp?) tortillas
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-13 10:57:10 EDT (#)
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Guapo, I used to live off of 7-11 nachos and beer. That was it. Get up, go to 7-11, get a nacho with a gallon of cheese sauce and jalapenos and tomatos and onions, eat that, then drink a case of beer and pass out.
What a life.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-13 10:56:31 EDT (#)
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I moved out a week after my high school graduation. Not only did I move OUT but I moved 3,000 miles away - sweet blessed freedom, no looking back. No as a matter of fact I cannot eat top ramen now without gagging, but those things are not all that healthy anyway. My first apartment was about the size of my current living room. The "kitchen" was the hallway from the "living room" to the "bed room". I wouldn't trade that time for anything, of course I also wouldn't go back, but it's good to struggle when you're young. It makes you appreciate what you have when you have something and you learn how to take care of yourself.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-13 10:55:55 EDT (#)
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Manfre, the funny thing is I was driving a brand new Camaro back then, thanks to the Dot Com boom and my neverending supply of CASH!
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-10-13 10:49:02 EDT (#)
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""Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-13 09:38:36 (#)
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I moved out at 19. It was rough. I still remember the first time I ran out of toothpaste and was brushing my teeth with the leftover paste scum on my brush.""
oh yeah, and the endless months of living off of ramen noodles (5 for $1!!), using a bar of soap to wash your body AND hair, scrounging for change with your roommate to buy a pack of basics :)
the living conditions were horrible, but the living was oh so fine!
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-10-13 09:56:42 EDT (#)
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here rick
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1065935257757610801
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-13 09:52:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-13 09:38:36 (#)
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I moved out at 19. It was rough. I still remember the first time I ran out of toothpaste and was brushing my teeth with the leftover paste scum on my brush.
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And now you drive a BMW. Who woulda guessed?
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-13 09:42:12 EDT (#)
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Where the hells that link to that website the pictures of Kristy are on?
That one where its like hotornot.com or bangme.net
I have an idea and I cant find the link to it. I think you posted but Im not sure at all.
Anyone remember what post it was on at least?
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-13 09:38:36 EDT (#)
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I moved out at 19. It was rough. I still remember the first time I ran out of toothpaste and was brushing my teeth with the leftover paste scum on my brush.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-10-13 09:25:13 EDT (#)
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yikes, and she's 23?
i'd have been outta there years ago.
wait, i moved out 6 months after graduating highschool.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-13 08:48:48 EDT (#)
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I have to hope and pray that Mark Bulger throws plenty of interceptions today.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-13 08:48:13 EDT (#)
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I'm an independent rep for ACN. It's $500 to get a business started. I've sent people to those places all the time because they complain that they can't get in the business due to the fee. The majority of them have turned that $500 into $500 a month or more of residuals.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-13 08:15:16 EDT (#)
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Did anyone else see TV commercials for some loan place? They loan you UP TO $500... Now who the hell needs UP TO 500 bucks? I can see maybe over 500 but not as high as 500. If you cant pay your bills that equal up to 500 bucks then you really dont deserve to make the payments therefore allowing some big no necked guy named Vince come to your house and break your legs.
People are worthless and I plan on killing the world.
My plan is to take a loan out of the bank for roughly 25 million dollars. With which I shall buy an uclear warhead and blow up the Russian capital. Once I figure out where Russias capital is Ill blow it up. Then theyll launch nukes at the US and well counter strike and everyones shit will get fucked up.
Why would I do such a thing?
Cause I hate my life and if Im going down Im taking as many people with me as possible.
Christ Im at work and wish I was hanging from the rafters. By my neck.
Not in a good mood.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-13 08:08:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-11 12:46:35 (#)
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My girlfriend seriously needs to move out of her house. They just took her car away from her AND they told her she's not allowed to stay at my house. She's 23.
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And I thought MY parents were strict... They just bitch Im not home enough for them to bitch at me more.
I dont pay rent either.
Theres nothing wrong with living at home until your 30... Nothing at all.
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-13 01:51:27 EDT (#)
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fuck. kristy swan is a guy in disguise. read the first letter of each paragraph in her two recent big posts. they state
I AM A MAN HONESTLEY
and
I AM A MAN YOU FOOLS
sucks...
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-13 01:14:30 EDT (#)
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holy shit. i want to turn my house into one big ramp park like Bam margera did. it would be awesome, and id probably die before the end of the week trying to take my stairwell
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-12 23:05:52 EDT (#)
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Yay Baltimore! Another lock of the week sealed.
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-12 19:23:26 EDT (#)
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they have some odd grants out there. if your dad is an alcoholic, and you grew up in NYC, you can get 2000 dollars to college if you petition for it.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-12 17:04:44 EDT (#)
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Fuck the Eagles.
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-10-12 16:50:49 EDT (#)
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why did some ass copy a post and paste again. fucking ass.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-12 16:23:15 EDT (#)
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panthers are 5-0 and here again, EVERYONE CAN SUCK IT.
i'm exhausted now
must go outside
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-10-12 15:59:37 EDT (#)
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My fault. I'll go kill myself for being unorigional.
Sorry everyone, nothing to see here. Move along, nothing to see.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-10-12 15:17:58 EDT (#)
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wow, that was almost as cool as when cockpoop did it.
which is to say that was fucking lame, assmonkey
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-10-12 14:39:18 EDT (#)
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wah wah wah
Stop being such a little bitch.
That was real cool how you saw that beautiful copy/paste job and then went and -2'd my last post. Youre a winner!
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-12 14:33:15 EDT (#)
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GOD DAMNIT. do you know how hard it is to understand this post when fuckers like you copy and paste it?
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-10-12 14:26:25 EDT (#)
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yes, that was awesome!
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-10-12 14:24:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Aphrodite (user info) at 2003-10-12 14:16:37 (#)
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I know! I dunno whether I should order it or go to Urban Outfitters to get it. I'm so cheap-- I hate paying shipping if I don't have to. How long do you think I have before they ban it?
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-10-12 14:08:23 (#)
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aphrodite- better get it now while you can!
> Black leaders want 'Ghettopoly' game banned
> 'Ghettopoly' creator says it's intended as fun, not to degrade
> 07:06 AM CDT on Thursday, October 9, 2003
> Associated Press
> PHILADELPHIA - Cheap Trick Avenue instead of Boardwalk? Hernando's Chop
Shop
> instead of Reading Railroad?
> Black leaders are outraged over a new board game called "Ghettopoly" that
> has "playas" acting like pimps and game cards reading, "You got yo whole
> neighborhood addicted to crack. Collect $50."
> Black clergymen say the game, the brainchild of a Pennsylvania man, should
> be banned, and they have called for a boycott of Urban Outfitters unless
the
> company stops selling Ghettopoly in its chain of clothing stores.
> Urban Outfitters has not publicly commented on the issue and did not
return
> a phone call Wednesday.
> "If we are silent on this issue, there is more of this type to come," the
> Rev. Robert P. Shine Sr., president of the Black Clergy of Philadelphia &
> Vicinity, said at a sidewalk rally Wednesday in front of Urban Outfitters'
> corporate headquarters in Philadelphia.
> Mr. Shine displayed the game board, with properties including Westside
> Liquor, Harlem, The Bronx and Long Beach City, and squares labeled
Smitty's
> XXX Peep Show, Weinstein's Gold and Platinum, and Tyron's Gun Shop.
> Players draw "Hustle" and "Ghetto Stash" cards with directions like,
"You're
> a little short on loot, so you decided to stick up a bank. Collect $75,"
and
> "Steal $$$ if you pass Let$ Roll."
> The creator of Ghettopoly, David Chang, did not answer e-mails or phone
> calls seeking comment about the game.
> On his Web site, Mr. Chang is unapologetic, and he promises that more
games
> - Hoodopoly, Hiphopopoly, Thugopoly and Redneckopoly - are coming soon.
> "It draws on stereotypes not as a means to degrade, but as a medium to
bring
> together in laughter," Mr. Chang maintains, adding, "If we can't laugh at
> ourselves ... we'll continue to live in blame and bitterness."
> But the Ghettopoly board depicts figures labeled "Malcum X" and "Martin
> Luthor King Jr." - intentionally misspelled - noted the Rev. Glenn Wilson,
> pastor of Enon Tabernacle Baptist Church.
> "This is beyond making fun, to use the caricature of Dr. King in this
> regard," Mr. Wilson said. "There's no way that game could be taken in any
> way other than that this man had racist intent in marketing it."
> The Philadelphia black clergy and Men United for a Better Philadelphia
were
> just the latest to protest the game. In Chicago, the Rev. Michael Pfleger,
> pastor of St. Sabina Catholic Church, called for a boycott of Urban
> Outfitters. In Florida, the St. Petersburg and Hillsborough County
chapters
> of the NAACP urged the company to stop carrying the game.
> "I was outraged. We called Outfitters, we wrote them a letter, we held a
> press conference, but we've had no response," Mr. Pfleger said Wednesday.
>
Submitted by Aphrodite (user info) at 2003-10-12 13:52:09 (#)
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I must have Ghettopoly.
http://www.ghettopoly.com
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-10-12 12:52:50 (#)
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""Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-12 01:40:28 (#)
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Halo PC is Halo, but they put an extra year of work into it to make it work on a PC platform. new guns, new vehicles, new FREE mplay, new abilities, new levels, and no bulky XBox controller
score!""
oh shit, there goes my social life!
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-12 05:20:26 (#)
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http://www.ifilm.com/filmdetail?ifilmid=2454612
now THAT is an advertisement (not work safe... i dont think)
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-12 05:20:10 (#)
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http://www.ifilm.com/filmdetail?ifilmid=2454612
now THAT is an advertisement
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-12 02:31:47 (#)
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its only 40 bucks, and if you do get it, hit me up on AIM and ill give you the IP of whatever game my outfit's server runs on. we could always go for new players to run over and blow the fuck out of
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-12 02:09:51 (#)
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I HAVE TO GET HALO PC NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-12 01:40:28 (#)
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Halo PC is Halo, but they put an extra year of work into it to make it work on a PC platform. new guns, new vehicles, new FREE mplay, new abilities, new levels, and no bulky XBox controller
score!
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-12 01:22:00 (#)
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Goddamit, I'm so sick.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-12 00:00:33 (#)
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Halo PC? Is that legal or is that an emulation?
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-11 22:53:11 (#)
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just beat Halo PC. so much better than Halo for XBox. now i gotta get ready cuz some bitches about to be all up in mah crib, yo
im sorry
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-11 19:10:18 (#)
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I TOLD everyone to take fucking Miami. Easy win.
Submitted by Yes at 2003-10-11 13:10:41 (#)
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does she pay rent? if so, they are dicks and I agree, If not, then thats what she gets and I agree.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-11 12:46:35 (#)
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My girlfriend seriously needs to move out of her house. They just took her car away from her AND they told her she's not allowed to stay at my house. She's 23.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-11 12:45:52 (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sublime that was the best
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-10-11 12:44:44 (#)
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i know this guy with a scooter, he got chicks like crazy, he would ride on it naked and have a naked chick in back of him (this was winter) and he used her boobs as a neck warmer, no one was cooler than this guy, until he was staring at the boobies to long and he pre-jacked a little bit and his cock stuck to the scooter like a tongue on a pole, and they had to cut it off, poor guy, he's a woman now.
Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2003-10-11 12:20:15 (#)
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RIZZO SAYS:
My buddy Marc had a Wrangler. Chicks galore.
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-11 03:19:10 (#)
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mothers of friends, coworkers, neighbors, or clients, are a dish best served bent over a chair with a bag on their head
-old... proverb thingy
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-10 20:48:25 (#)
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nm. put on a group X cd and it came to me...
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-10 20:29:18 (#)
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fucking school. 'if you want to graduate as an IB student looking to major in Chemistry, we're afraid youll have to take a year of physics. why? well... we dont like to ask questions'
tools.
and this is where i levy off some problems, because i spent today alternating between sleeping on and having a cheerleader sleep on me. good times...
eh, ill be right back, maybe
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-10 17:46:26 (#)
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Yeah. Yeah I do.
A lot of girls said I looked hot when I sat in one on the showroom floor. So in my mind I was thinking "Rick. You got something good going on right here. Get a Wrangler and you got a permenant source of ass. Youll be dumb as a brick but youll get chicks. Get a fake letter jacket and you could easily have once been a pitcher or quarter back. Get the Wrangler and get laid my good man." I then said back to myself "Yep." and now here I sit wanting a Wrangler with power windows, door locks and a nice cushiony seat. You know. For those long rides...in park....
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-10 17:44:33 (#)
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Yeah. Yeah I do.
A lot of girls said I looked hot when I sat in one on the showroom floor. So in my mind I was thinking "Rick. You got something good going on right here. Get a Wrangler and you got a permenant source of ass. Youll be dumb as a brick but youll get chicks. Get a fake letter jacket and you could easily have once been a pitcher or quarter back. Get the Wrangler and get laid my good man." I then said back to myself "Yep." and now here I sit wanting a Wrangler with power windows, door locks and a nice cushiony seat. You know. For those long rides in park....
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-10 16:04:34 (#)
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Dude, you want a Wrangler for the chicks.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-10 14:57:10 (#)
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And I found shit on KBB.com.
I just spent the time since I posted that until the time Im posting this and found maybe 6 cars that are under 10 grand and have less than 75k on them.
I saw one white one that was really nice that had a hard AND soft top. It was pretty nice.
The thing is I dont think I could handle going without power windows or door locks if I got a Wrangler. But theyre just so fucking nice. I want one so bad. I refuse to buy a new anything for the depreciation of value when you pull it off the lot.
I want something like a Wrangler cause it not only looks good but its easy to work on and you can actually take it off roading. Cant do that with a Contour thats got 17s and low pro tires. Fucking sucks cause I shoulda thought of that when I was looking for a car last year. I feel stupid having had 3 cars in roughly 3 years and looking for a 4th car.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-10-10 14:54:51 (#)
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I get to leave early today. company picnic. yah!!!!!!!!
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-10 14:36:24 (#)
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Google Kelley Blue Book and find out, Manfre.
I just found out that having non-leather seats drives a used car price down big time. Why? Leather seats look like shit after a few years.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-10 14:26:54 (#)
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Anyone know how much a Wrangler would cost with under 50,000 miles on it and in good body condition? Meaning no dents or dings. And a nice interior. Meaning no burn holes and shit.
Soft top preferably. Maybe hard top and soft top. Hard top for the winter and soft for the summer.
I dont wanna pay a lot. Maybe under 10 grand. I wanna get rid of my car soon.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-10 13:35:48 (#)
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If you have to take a loan out to buy a pet, then one of two things is also true:
1) The pet is overpriced
2) You're one broke fuck and you shouldn't have a pet because you can't afford one
I miss my dog Ziggy.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-10 13:20:39 (#)
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Yeah you got a point Raim.
But then again if I could afford it Id buy a Lamborghini.
Actually I think I will. Who needs a house right? I can cook on the engine block and sleep sitting in the upright position in the drivers seat.
Speaking of loans and shit. Who the hell would take a loan out on a pet? I mean I can see taking one out if the thing was a purebred and cost a couple grand. But if you cant afford a dog that costs less then a grand then you shouldnt be buying a dog.
How fucked up is it to sit there and say to yourself "Well if the interest rate on the pug is only .9% then I can have it payed off in a matter of months."
I hate people.
I hate not having had oral sex in a couple weeks too.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-10 11:06:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
RAIMEE: HI BABY DOLL!
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-10 11:06:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate how the SUVs look like lunch boxes, but the interiors ARE bangin'.
Manfre, if I could afford it I'd get a SC430 too. But then again, I'd get an S55 AMG.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-10 10:57:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
Im here until 6 tonight. Christ. I hate overtime.
Hey Raimee you have problems getting into Bangme.net? I been trying to get in and they say my PW is wrong and crap. But Ive gotten it from them a few times in case I forgot it and its the right one. I cant even get on to see if I got mail and its pissing me off. Not like Id get any but still. Id like to pretend Im sexy.
Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2003-10-10 10:47:37 (#)
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Thank God its the end of the work week!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-10 10:47:20 (#)
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I will never buy a BMW SUV, Benz SUV, Lincoln SUV, Caddillac SUV or any other "high line" SUV only for the sole fact that its a prissy SUV. Having one of them would kinda like be having a beautiful hooker. Sure she sucks a mean dick and can fuck like noones business and looks amazing. But you gotta pay to do anything with her. And pay a lot.
I like the way they look dont get me wrong. But repairs are ridiculous. I heard an oil change for a my friends dads Benz (Its a 92 S400. That 2 seater convertible they just finally changed the body style for) is a shit load more than 20 bucks. I think its like 50 or something. To me paying a shit load of money for repairs on a car better mean that the car will never need a repair even after an accident.
Oh and the reason I hit so many animals is cause I have a lot of assholes living in my area that let their animals out without leashes or fences. Well they used to at least...
The damage done to the Mercedez E320 that I hit was more than what my car was worth. My car was totaled. I got like 1500 for it. Their car had the front end ripped off, axle fucked up and front driver side corner panel fucked up too. Their damages were somewhere around 5 grand maybe. Either way Im suing their asses and getting a Jeep with the money. Reason being? Theyre easy to work on and they last for fucking ever.
I like the kompressors though. Theyre pretty sweet looking.
The only High Line car Ill ever get would be the new Benz S series or the Lexus SC430... God theyre fucking bangin.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-10 10:35:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
I am down to just orange and fruit punch jolly ranchers now. Yes still quite stoned from last night, ooh goody I have stir fry for lunch today.
Rizzo it's a C230 Kompressor Sport Coupe. I had to look it up. He had a Z3 before that but he traded it in because it made some sort of rattle that they couldn't ever fix plus it was really small. Before that he had a BMW 318 (?). That one he traded in because he is a pissy little fuck.
For some reason that I don't recall now, we were going someplace together and driving separate cars. I had a completely red-necked out Wranger 'cause I'm cool like that. We were at a red light and I started pointing at him and gunning the engine just to screw with him. The light turned, we burned out, and I took his ass off the line. That's right I smoked that piece of shit. He was soooo pissed off. He said it wasn't about me but that goddamn it he was not going to be taken off the line by anything American and for damn sure not anything made by JEEP. He traded it in about a week later - pissy - little - fuck.
That SUV is SWEET by the way. We had one for a couple of days once. They have a fleet of those things as loaners. I didn't want to give it back. Damn if I'd take something that expensive off road, well not if it were mine, a loaner I would but I'd be sure to wash it before I took it back just to keep anyone from knowing about it.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-10 09:47:06 (#)
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Loki, what kind of Benz does your hubby have?
I've been thinking about the SUV or a C55 AMG, but I don't know.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-10 09:31:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
kick ass rizzo
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-10 09:28:20 (#)
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It wasn't a dog, but actually a large deer. The car runs fine now; it's just Nationwide trying to fuck me up my ass.
It doesn't matter. Just the fact that this is going to court is going to cost them big time. BIG TIME. They have no idea who they're fucking with.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-10 08:38:03 (#)
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Sam's Mercedes got TAPPED in the parking lot - $2,500. Some guy at the grocery store and I backed into each other in our Jeeps, "oh shit I didn't see you backing out" "I didn't see you either" "oh well it's cool, have a good weekend". My Jeep got hit on a sticker, it cost me $2 for a new sticker. Of course my Jeep will not take an exit ramp off the freeway at 70 mph either woohoo.
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2003-10-10 08:07:00 (#)
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When I had that thing I hit 1 deer, 1/2 large dog, 1 slightly larger than medium dog, 2 small dogs, 8 raccoons/squirrels and a cat.
Holy cow, you sure do like hitting the animals.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-10-10 03:59:22 (#)
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For Hidden / El Guapo RE: shell accounts / tracert.
Ok, now that I've had some sleep, I get what you're saying now.
after a 12 hour shift here at the helpdesk, I'm lucky to get away with my head up my ass, much less screwed on straight.
I too, work in "the industry" In fact, I tunnel SSH out port 80 here at work to my *nix box at home because I feel like using my mp3's and such. a friendly shell is always useful. so is WinSCP3.
I have to say though that its a minority that know how to do such things (which is probably good)
oh yeah, and Lynx is a pain in the ass, but highly useful. :)
funny. damn internet explorer wont open freshmeat.net.....
The military Uber's who work in Intel or Operations sort of positions would know the stuff I work on. TBMCS, C2PC, AFATDS, GCCS.. useless acronyms unless you're in the circle.
nice HP-UX 10.20 and Solaris 2.51, 5.1 and 9 based stuff.
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2003-10-10 00:11:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
I need to take a piss.
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-09 22:21:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
i paid 4 out of 8. thats half.
oh man, i could go for another one right now. god damn parents made some stupid piece of shit roast for dinner and it looks more like a cooked fetus than anything id like...
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-09 21:28:18 (#)
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Wait are you the one whos Beamer got its ass kicked by a dog? You are arent you?
Fucking BMW man. Sure they run nice and everything. But hit a dog and your fucked.
Take my Grand Am for instance. When I had that thing I hit 1 deer, 1/2 large dog, 1 slightly larger than medium dog, 2 small dogs, 8 raccoons/squirrels and a cat. Not once did I need to have a repair. Well except for the deer. But thats cause I like having a bumper on my car. But the half of the large dog I hit only cracked my headlight, the small dogs didnt do much damage except for that wind deflector under the car, the small animals didnt do any damage other than scuff up my rims with some blood and some black stuff, the medium dog chipped a lot of paint off my bumper.
The neighborhood I live in used to have a lot of pets without leashes or fences. Now everyone with an animal has a fence. I paid for the ones that I didnt have time to stop for and the ones that I didnt see and just ran out in front of my car I didnt pay for. The big dog wasnt hurt too badly.
The thing that killed my car was a Benz though.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-09 21:17:10 (#)
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Wait what happened with nationwide? Why are you suing them and theyre taking you to court? Im fucking confused. Nationwide the car rental place?
Wait wheres the post for it? Shit I gotta stop doing smack. Fucking up my head.
Ill look for it.
Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2003-10-09 19:38:50 (#)
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My bonnie lies over the ocean.
My bonnie lies over the sea.
My bonnie lies over the ocean please bring back my bonnie to me.
Bring back bring back oh bring back my bonnie to me to me
Bring back bring back oh bring back my bonnie to me.
Daisy Daisy give me your answer true
I'm half crazy all for the love of you
It won't be a stylish marriage
I can't afford a carriage
But you'll look sweet
Upon a seat
Of a bicycle built for two.
Submitted by Yes at 2003-10-09 17:45:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
how did you get 1/2 of a pizza that was split between 3 peeps? are you Tony Danza?
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-09 17:16:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
good luck out there rizzo
i just split an 18 inch pizza with EVERY KIND OF MEAT sams carries with my 2 other friends. for 8 dollars, might i add. great deal for a great meal, although that much bacon/pepperoni/sausage/ham/canadian bacon cant be good for me.
oh well. i ate my 1/2 because i paid for half. im full
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-09 16:47:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Kick some nation wide ass!!!!
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-09 16:38:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, NATIONWIDE has DONE IT AGAIN!
I sued them over not paying for my late rental charges. They're taking it to court with me!
NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER USE NATIONWIDE. EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-09 16:37:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, I'm so busy today. It feels good to get lots of work done.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-10-09 15:12:28 (#)
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she was asleep when I woke up. She did buy the bread, I just didn't have time to look for the pb&j.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-09 15:06:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
jesus phinch, I thought you had a girlfriend. She is not taking proper care of you. No way I'd let Sam eat crap like that. I did put an ice cream sandwich in his lunch today as a surprise, boy won't he be delighted when he sees that.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-10-09 14:56:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm eating a burrito sandwitch. thats right, a microwave burrito in between two slices of wonder bread.
I need to go to the store.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-09 14:56:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
I was kidding. But thanks anyway guys.
I actually think I found a place to get it at. I was just asking cause I was bored and wanted to post about it.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-10-09 13:45:41 (#)
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sorry rick, the extent of my knowledge about cars is minimal.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-09 13:39:59 (#)
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I don't know nuthin' about cars Rick.
I'm fat and lazy now. We all went out for the traditional someone has a decent job and is leaving us lunch at a japanese place. I want to take a nap.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-09 13:12:27 (#)
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Well thanks for all the help people. I was able to find everything I needed. I even got it shipped to me in 5 seconds.
Dicks.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-09 12:09:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the time of year for head colds.
Hence, I have a head cold.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-10-09 11:52:54 (#)
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fuck shit, i guess i should start doing some work
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-09 11:35:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just logged on to the Automated Maintenance computer system that we use to keep track of the maintenance that happens on the aircraft. There is always a first page and usually it has tips for using the system, or news as to what's going on with the system. However, today there was this where the tips section
Word for the day:Iconoclast
One who opposes established beliefs, customs, and institutions
Syn: maverick, noncomformist, rebel, revolutionary.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-09 11:31:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Does anyone know where I can get an Alternator with a higher output for a 97 Ford Contour V6? I want something that puts out more than 130 and Im not too sure where to start looking. Mines dying and its starting to piss me off cause its a remanufacture job and I want a new one thats not a reman and puts out some more power. I have a 600 watt amp hooked up to my battery and an Optimum Red Top battery so I want it to have a larger charge so it lasts a little longer.
Maybe Hidden or anyone else thats good with cars can help? Im gonna end up doing it on my own one weekend. Should be fun considering its a bitch to do anything under the hood of this fucking piece of shit.
Im thinking about buying another car when I get my settlement in the mail and just dropping this off at a really good mechanics, good body shop, and a my audio place to have it all hooked up. Want it repainted black, have the interior ripped out and refabricated, get rid of my 12s in place of a couple 8s in the rear deck with maybe a 400 watt amp and then connect up some gauges to I can moniter my oil level and battery drain.
Anyone know where I can get a battery voltmeter? One that I can have mounted inside my car so it looks like its supposed to be there almost.
Christ Im so helpless when it comes to finding shit for a car. If I do the alternator myself Ill post pictures of me cursing, drinking, smoking and ending up with extra parts.
When I was in auto shop I built a lawnmower engine and I ended up with an extra piston and some valves along with seals. I got an A because mine ran the quietest and cleanest. Go figure.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-10-09 09:55:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
yo, where is everyone?
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-09 00:45:39 (#)
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my sister got a speeding ticket.
vengeance, sweet vengeance...
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-08 22:57:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
My friend's PC just exploded. No kidding. It literally exploded. Fucking COOL.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-08 22:27:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Loki, shit ALWAYS disappears from my desk. Also, the cleaning fuckers always fuck up my orderly desk. It pisses me off so much.
UBERMEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-08 21:28:06 (#)
Ranking: 1
i just put my PC into a new resoultion...
it rough, getting used to it. as a plus, i dont have to side scroll to rank posts
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-08 16:48:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
I cheated on the names. I just left it as two columns and put the first name before the last. It has a big gap that isn't pretty but I don't think the DOL is going to care.
notice: "Your 5500 SSA attachment has been rejected because you are a lazy bitch and didn't make the names look pretty."
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-08 16:30:42 (#)
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rrrrriiigghhhtt
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-10-08 16:03:07 (#)
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where's chigirl been?
my inbox is sad and empty!
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-08 15:45:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
I posted it sometime last week Raimee. Its the NE Region Uber Meet or something like that. Yes your invited. Its in AC. More details are in my post.
I thought I was the only self absorbed loser here. Now I dont feel so alone.
Loki you figured out how to combine cells? If not then you just highlight the 2 columns of cells you want combined. Right click. There should then be an option to combine cells. If you wanna put the second column in front of the first then you select the 2nd column, cut it, and then select the first column, right click and click insert cut cells. Itll put them right in front so everything is hunky dory. If that dont work scream like a madwoman and throw your moniter on the floor and shout "IM YOUR MASTER! NO MACHINE WILL OWN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Submitted by EvilZurr at 2003-10-08 15:25:31 (#)
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hadooken: this isnt a reach for hits. this is where all of the stuff that isnt submission worthy/isnt relevant to other posts goes. also, we have casual chats here.
duh
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-08 14:47:43 (#)
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Manfre, I search for myself too. But we have already established that I am a self absorbed hit whore. Ironic I would say that on this post.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-08 14:47:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
oh SWEET, ok I have the # off now
I did a text to columns conversion, set the width to 1 and lopped off that damn #
granted it would have been faster to have gone through and hand deleted it, but that lacks elegance.
I'm having a peach jolly rancher to celebrate
I'm such a simple person.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-10-08 14:39:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
The wrath of the gods of things mechanical continues.
back story: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106520063814658626
My battery died again. It turns out it was my altenator. Even after sears "checked my charging system"
So I put a new altenator in myself, and brought the most recently destroyed brand new battery back to sears for replacement.
and hopefully it will charge itself now.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-08 14:36:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Somebody please tell me what the magic trick is to combine excel cells. Specifically I have a wicked huge spreadsheet with first names and last names in different cells. To make it even worse, there is an # before the last name. Basically I have something that looks like this:
#sex goddess who fucking rules loki
and I need to make it
loki sex goddess who fucking rules
There is some way to do that but I can't remember what it is.
Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2003-10-08 14:05:28 (#)
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I will come to the meet but I haven't heard anything about it from anyone including Rizzo.
But yah if I am invited.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-08 13:51:24 (#)
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Raimee - Good sex is always good for when your PMSing. It makes you stop bleeding and you dont feel the pain as much. Just make sure to take the tampon out. If you dont its nothing but bad news.
Now I have a question. Does anyone else do a search for their username, name, or anything that would potentially lead to a post about themselves? Is that considered obsessed with yourself? I do it when I first open Uber... Every time I open Uber... Is this a problem? SHould I seek help? Or does everyone else do this?
Raimee you coming to the meet? Or do I have to have Rizzo drag you there kicking and screaming?
Oh and if you dream about something coming true isnt it like Deja vu? Doesnt it bother you that I just rhymed Deja vu with true? Are you annoyed I keep coming up with a rhyme to pass the time? Do you get aggrivated at the idea of another rhyme thats queer? Do you think Ive dragged this out long enough to build a dugout?
Ill stop now.
I like this post because its full of randomness and I can type whatever I want.
Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2003-10-08 13:45:48 (#)
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Ha haaa loki that is funny.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-08 13:40:59 (#)
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If you dream about work, shouldn't you be allowed to leave early the next day? It's kind of like overtime isn't it?
Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2003-10-08 13:30:24 (#)
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Last night I had a lot of random dreams and the scary thing is that a bunch of them have already come true today!
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-10-08 13:28:08 (#)
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Last night I had a dream that xLisacatx hit on me. Talk about unobtainable dreams.
Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2003-10-08 13:18:46 (#)
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Please don't let your handsome face explode!!!
I would cry.
My back is killing me. Anyone know any powerful PMS remedies????????
(It could be a really big mistake asking..)
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-10-08 13:15:40 (#)
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thats wierd loki. All well, you should start a business. Loki's under the table soda and snacks...
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-08 13:04:11 (#)
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This is odd odd odd. I'm heading off to lunch. I keep a 12 pack of whatever delicious diet caffeine soda product was on sale at Harris Teeter under my desk. I went to get one to go with my delectable left over stir fry and ubiquitous fugi apple and noticed that there were two quarters neatly stacked in the front of the box. What? My only thought is that one of the cleaning crew needed a drink last night, but really I have no idea how many are in there so it's not like I would notice or more importantly care if someone helped themselves. I appreciate the honestly, but it was odd.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-08 11:36:13 (#)
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Its always cold in my office. 50 I think it is.....
Wait nevermind. Last time they put the temp down below 60 the pipes froze and when they defrosted all the computers got wet and we had to get new ones. Its 60 in the office. The AC is still turning on and off. If the AC doesnt run often to keep the temperature at 60 you dont need the AC on.
I guess its better then when it gets really cold and they have the heat on a crisp 84. Any higher and our server room gets too hot and shit starts crashing. Its sad that we know what the extreme temperatures for our computer equipment is only though trial and error. Does anyone really need the office 60 degrees in summer or 84 in winter? I dont know about anyone else but when its 84 in the summer I usually go for some AC and when its 60 I usually go for some heat. But nope in the dead of summer until mid December 60 is sufficiant and from the dead of winter until mid june 84 is good enough to keep us from freezing. Meanwhile they all wonder why we get so sick so often. You try going from 60 to 80 back to 60 back to 80 back to 60 in a day. Every season its the same fucking thing.
In the summer when I walk outside my building my glasses fog up. When I walk in during the summer they fog up. Thats not fucking normal.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-08 11:12:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel like my life is overflowing to the point where my head is going to explode.
Where the hell is everyone today???
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-08 10:43:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
One-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-08 09:24:13 (#)
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Dude, it's about 65 degrees in this M.F. Every single day. It's so cold in here now that I'm having trouble typing this reply.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-10-08 09:23:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK there is no reason it should be 68º in here! none!!
where the fuck is everyone?
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-08 09:11:24 (#)
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P.S. Yes Zurr, I am a very lucky man. You guys don't realize how awesome of a girlfriend Raimee is. Besides being a HOTTIE, she's very talented in music and arts, she's considerate, and we have a great relationship. I should be antLUCKdog.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-08 09:05:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Played Galloway National Golf Course yesterday. What a course. I had one awesome birdie, two pars, and 15 debacles en route to a 98. Not a good score, but this fucking course was HARD!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-10-08 08:16:00 (#)
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Wheeee yet another pointless night at the helpdesk. The phone hasnt rang once in two days.
Uber is my cure for boredom. I'm trying to decide what I'd like to post next.. (yes you bastards I know it better not suck) But for the moment I'm just enjoying the browsing.
The kristy swan episodes were pretty amusing. I did trace her IP address back to a service provider in Bombay/Mumbai, India. With her command of english, a claim of "some" indian blood, and this location, She must've been a expatriate's daughter. *shrug*
I've found an online copy of Orwell's "1984" to read. http://www.online-literature.com/orwell/1984/
enjoy, guys. If big brother finds out you're reading it at work, at least you can call it "company indoctrination" assholes have java and flash disabled so i cant even screw off and play stupid games.
www.drowntheclown.com <-- Insane, IDDQD and Hadooken may enjoy this one... its a bit lame, but you have to laugh at the part where you nail the guy in the background.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-08 06:29:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
and i quote zurr....
"and the biggest reach for hits ive ever seen (word association)"
and this isnt? are you dead fuckin serious?
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-08 06:19:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahh! The NET is almost off the most heated list! No!
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-07 22:04:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
raimee: rizzo is a lucky man
rizzo: youre a lucky man
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-07 21:02:03 (#)
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hmmm..... raimee's period blood... yummy....
Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2003-10-07 20:02:15 (#)
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Zurr I agree with you.
Oh yah and thanks for saying that I was one of the hottest girls on Ubersite.
It makes me feel good because I am PMSing like hell right now.
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-07 19:08:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
ok people, we're being beaten by pictures of some chick's body, a racist post, a religious post, and the biggest reach for hits ive ever seen (word association)
i can understand how the gubernatioral race is above us, because that means something, but COME ON, we cant let the NET be beaten so easily.
i voted yes on prop 54 (color blindness). any thoughts? i think that it finally allows everyone to be equal. i mean, before this, as long as your WERENT white, you got into college easy. now, everyone has the same chances on paper. i dont care about your situation: i know a lot of people who pay their own way through college, so you cant say you have 'money issues'. its a lie, you have 'lazy bullshit issues'. get the fuck out there and earn your college entrance.
im not touching the health care side of prop 54 with a 10 foot pole, because i dont know much about how race affects your body (ie ive heard stats for blacks/whites/asians/etc are different).
Submitted by Yes at 2003-10-07 17:17:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Just got an email from the head honcho of our location here... I read the 1st line and stopped to put this up, I have no Idea what this is about... they collect money here:
"Team,
We are improving in our metrics. Penetration looks good at 97% ....."
helped my shitty mood a wee bit.... Yes is not happy today.
Submitted by Yes at 2003-10-07 16:15:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
human saliva is the best cleaner of dog shit... it has to be fresh... you have to lick your shoe... sorry.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-07 11:59:41 (#)
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I was thinkin about pouring some soda on it and letting the coke kinda like melt away the bottom of my shoe... See the thing is I wiped all the crap off my shoe on the new wood chips they put outside for the bushes and stuff. But it didnt help. Christ I hope I didnt wipe the dog shit off my shoe with manure. Thats just bad in a lot of ways.
When I was down for my morning cigarette I sprayed the hell outta my shoe with my cologne. It stunk like a whore house. But quickly vanished to the perfume of eau de dog sheet.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-10-07 11:27:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
rick, go find a patch of grass, preferably with a little dew on it (not likely given the time of day) and shuffle your feet on it. so yea, you'll look like an idiot for a minute but it ususally helps
where is everyone?
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-07 11:20:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Manfre, just take your shoe off and put it in someone else's work area. Preferably the most annoying asshole that you work with.
What a shitty day this is!
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-07 10:57:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just stepped in dog shit outside... Does anyone know how to get the stench off my shoe? I sit with my leg crossed so I can hold paper on my lap easier and I keep getting slight whiffs of dog shit. Its starting to make me sick and when I put my other leg up it gets numb after a while and I need to switch.
Any help? Please? My foot smells like shit here...
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-07 09:14:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
i went to sleep right when the bucs scored that 4th touchdown. what the hell happened, overtime?
damnit, this is going on my list of reasons to move to the west coast
i never see the 4th quarter of a monday night football game
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-07 09:04:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Golfing at Galloway National GC today. I'm pumped!
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-07 09:04:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe what the Colts did last night. Almost seems like a setup ....
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-10-06 19:29:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
chinese food rocks
Submitted by Aphrodite (user info) at 2003-10-06 16:55:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
YAAAAY We are going to Casselli's tomorrow night :) I can't wait for food.
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-06 16:40:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
power point is the easiest thing... ever.
its easier than walking.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-06 16:24:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
Good point, let me rephrase that. Making simple presentations that pull the dusty suits in the office kicking and screaming away from the safety and comfort of overhead projectors is quite easy. I imagine that there are hidden secret alcoves of that program that I'm completely blind to, but I know how to do everything I need to know how to do with it.
I just want the colts to be worn-out, sore, and reeling from whatever happens tonight come this sunday. Panthers 4-0 and everyone else can suck it.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-06 16:19:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
BUCS OVER THE COLTS TONIGHT.
Bucs giving 4.5 at home.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-06 15:25:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought Word was pretty easy too, until I learned VBA for Word. Ignorance truly is bliss.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-06 15:07:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
I learned powerpoint in grad school. It's pretty easy but I don't want anyone here finding that out. Right now I look like I can do magic.
My boss can't find his glasses, think I can convince him that it's 5:30?
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-10-06 14:36:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
whaaaaaaaaas up !
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-06 14:33:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just started using Powerpoint a few weeks ago. Microsoft Project too. I'm just too damn lazy to sit through a tutorial and learn how to really juice these applications the way they should be juiced.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-06 14:31:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
I am the only one in the whole fucking department who knows how to use powerpoint. Unreal. I'm using it like a big dawg too. I put together a flow chart in half an hour and now I'm bilking that for the rest of the day. Ooh it's just so HARD to get all the little arrows to line up all neat and pretty. They wanted the boxes to be green, oh boy this may take all day tomorrow. Having to double click on the box, selecting the green option from the drop down menu. I'm just exhausted, think I'll go get a coke.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-10-06 13:55:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, where is everyone?
chigirl, why is my inbox empty?
will batman survive?
stay tuned for next time, same bat time, same bat thread
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-06 11:44:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Phones blew up again today.
Where the hell is everyone???
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-06 09:50:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Why did CockPoop have to show up here? Jerk.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-06 02:20:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh I'm not crying, I just disagree with you on this issue. Nothing wrong with that, uber seems to revolve around it at times.
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2003-10-06 00:29:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
I think there should be a review length limit.... from seeing CockPoop...
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-05 23:04:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
I told everyone to stay away from the Bears game this week. Urlacher wanted revenge.
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-05 20:25:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
"quit crying you little bitch"
who the fuck is crying? youre the one that was complaining about my list.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-05 19:54:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-05 16:16:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
hadooken: i never said they werent tools. just said they were hot. you arent, so PLEASE stop posting pictures of your fat white ass.
i dont think so. i am having too much fun with this and it seems alot of people also think its funny. quit crying you little bitch.
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-05 18:23:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
Eddy Murphy is fuckin hilarious!! I just got "Raw" in the mail, and I think I might be gettin "Delirious" as a late birthday present.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-10-05 17:54:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
wow cockpoop, that made me want to punch your fuckin teeth down your throat so far you'll have to stick the toothbrush up your ass to brush them.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2003-10-05 17:02:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
GO BEARS WOO!!!!!!!
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-05 16:16:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
hadooken: i never said they werent tools. just said they were hot. you arent, so PLEASE stop posting pictures of your fat white ass.
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-10-05 15:03:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-05 07:56:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-04 14:21:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont see why everyone has a problem with kristy, really. i mean, shes fuckin hot, she knows it, shes not afraid to show it, and she seems to be kinda nice too.
i think people are just spiteful towards her. i say kristy should be the standard at which we set all of the uberwomen to (not sure who the guy should be.... not hadooken...)
hottest women that are/were on Über:
Dayna
Kristy
Raimee
Chigirl (even if she is a blonde)
best looking men on Über:
JeetKuneTony, because his commie hat was wicked sexy
Funny you would put me down when 2 of the people on your A list are two of the biggest tools in uber history. Your an idiot.
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Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-10-05 05:46:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
wow. thnx zurr, I am light brown. I have gotten tubby the last month month. 1 week wisdom teeth pulled. 1 week car (hit and run), now I have the flu, thanks.
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Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-04 23:28:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2:
army of darkness is on scifi
i am happy
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Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-04 20:54:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
it took 4 minutes to load the NET on a 'virgin' PC @ cable speeds
we rock
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Submitted by T.chow (user info) at 2003-10-04 20:44:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
one time i drove up north with a broken transmission in my friends van. we kept it in low gear; by the time it switched to overdrive, first gear sounded like an aeroplane! brumbumbrooooooooooooooeaaaaaaaaaaam! we went no faster than 40
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Submitted by Princess_Bee (user info) at 2003-10-04 20:39:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and about kristy: hey, if that's what makes her happy, have at it. If I thought guys would get there rocks off by looking at me, why not? I mean, make me feel good that somebody wants to look at me, and if some guys pleased too, well, everyones happy.
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Submitted by Princess_Bee (user info) at 2003-10-04 20:36:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
My boyfriend does that and it freally pisses me off. He's like this major anti-social person, and he'll say we can go do something and then at the last minute he changes his mind. So that not only are we not doing what we had planned, but there is also no time for me to make alternative plans, and I'm stuck sitting at home for like the 582 night in a row! And we live 5,000 miles (literally) away from everyone I know. I have like two friends here because we never leave the damn house!! I empathize...
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Submitted by Aphrodite (user info) at 2003-10-04 18:49:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Casselli's is my favorite restaurant. Chris and I were supposed to go there tomorrow, since we both actually have off from work on the same day (for once). I wanted to go out for a nice dinner before our baby is born. We don't really have much time.
Now we aren't going, and why? Because he didn't feel like getting a haircut today, and he won't go if his hair looks scruffy. Like anyone is fucking looking at him anyway. Fucking asshole, I really wanted some steak too. They have the best steak ever.
I should be evil and take someone else instead. I was gonna pay for it anyway.
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Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-04 14:21:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont see why everyone has a problem with kristy, really. i mean, shes fuckin hot, she knows it, shes not afraid to show it, and she seems to be kinda nice too.
i think people are just spiteful towards her. i say kristy should be the standard at which we set all of the uberwomen to (not sure who the guy should be.... not hadooken...)
hottest women that are/were on Über:
Dayna
Kristy
Raimee
Chigirl (even if she is a blonde)
best looking men on Über:
JeetKuneTony, because his commie hat was wicked sexy
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Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-04 04:16:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Leave Kristy Swan alone.
I was mean to her for no reason. Just leave her alone.
Why the fuck won't Uber let me attach something?
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Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-03 22:27:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
Its Friday night and I just just just, GOT LAID!!!! HOrny horny horny. Yeah Im horny horny horny!
-N*Sync
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Submitted by atz (user info) at 2003-10-03 22:08:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
Which OS are you?
http://bbspot.com/News/2003/01/os_quiz.php
"You are Debian Linux. People have difficulty getting to know you. Once you finally open your shell they're apt to love you."
I had to be Linux. But, considering the other posibilities, I should have been Red Hat or Slackware Linux.
On second thought, almost all of the descriptions apply to me.
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Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-03 21:03:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
i hate all of these fucking 'contests'...
find the best SIGN!
who can photoshop me the best?
how many of you can make posts with these titles?
seriously... is that what uber has come to?
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Submitted by atz (user info) at 2003-10-03 19:21:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
In Mozilla (the browser I most often use), the page will display what's already loaded, so I can just hit the stop button after a couple of seconds and only see what's been posted most recently. That doesn't work with Konqueror, and since it seems like an IE clone sometimes, I guess the entire page has to load first in IE.
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Submitted by Yes at 2003-10-03 19:20:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhh... NET... im sleepy, i didn't get my nap today... and in a couple hours i will be driving from Vegas to Crestline, CA... my new house... but then back again sunday cause i can't move up there for good yet, just checking on my roomates and our dogs... and ITS MY BIRTHDAY SUNDAY! W00T!
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Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-10-03 18:40:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
its FFFFFFFFFFFRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why don't we do some boogie boogie?
boogie boogie on the beach.
why don't we do some boogie boogie.
boogie boogie on the beach?
la de da cha cha cha,
la de da cha cha cha!
why don't we do some boogie boogie?
boogie boogie on the beach.
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Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2003-10-03 17:57:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes! Please contact me for any kind of UberCon! I'd love to have a shindig.
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Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-03 17:56:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
She better come. Or else Ill lay the smack down on her ass! MANFRE STYLE!
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Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-10-03 17:29:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
get a life kristyswan.
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Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-10-03 16:38:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
you gotta let us know when you come down. It would be cool If we could have Manfre's Ubercon Tour in las vegas.
on a side note.
I'm really fucking bored. I just spent five minutes fliping a plastic spoon.
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Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-03 16:24:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
kristy: youre more than welcome to contribute here, especially if you can take more pics of you in/next to your underwear :D
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Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-03 15:45:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, Loren would come to the Uber-meet. She's in Long Island. Also, JMG lives in NYC.
Hey Manfre, I'll be up in Parsippany on October 13.
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Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-03 15:32:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha Phinch!
I wouldnt expect anyone from CA or that area to come. Id love to have it in Vegas but Im saving my vacation days for the summer when I hit up Vegas haha!
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Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-03 15:30:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
Tell those of us who can't make it how it goes.
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Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-10-03 15:24:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
can't make it to manfre's ubercon. its just too far as i'm in cali.
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Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-03 15:15:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Kristy Swan - This thread literally is neverending. It takes about 20 minutes to load up on a dial-up. We all thought it was going to die out since it got so slow, but it just keeps going and going and going and going and ....
WHO'S COMING TO THE MANFRE UBER-MEET?????????????????
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Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-03 15:02:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-10-03 14:55:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
hello NET. So Who is this Kristy Swan person? Why is this chick posting web cam shots of herself? God uber is a potpurri.
She is just some chick that knows she is a nice peice of eye candy so she flaunts it rather shamelessly, in several attempts to get attention. Don't get me wrong, I like the eye candy.
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Submitted by Kristyswan (user info) at 2003-10-03 15:00:23 (#)
Ranking: 1
Chicagogirl - guess I'm just an exhibitionist.
Wow, this thread really is neverending, it took forever to load up on the slow connection we got going on here.
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Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-10-03 14:55:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
hello NET. So Who is this Kristy Swan person? Why is this chick posting web cam shots of herself? God uber is a potpurri.
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Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-03 14:45:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate shopping on my lunch hour. I usually buy nothing and realize I wasted my time going to the mall and looking for nothing.
Shoes suck. I just bought a pair of $100 dress shoes for the wedding I gotta go to in a couple weeks. The reason I spent so much? Cause they were shiny and I didnt feel like looking anymore after 2 stores.
I hate shopping.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1065206132924529790
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Submitted by Yes at 2003-10-03 14:42:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
ummm... yeah. buy some nikes and spray paint them, viola: brown shoes, duh.... ummm... im rather sleepy... I got to stay at work til 2 IN THE FUCKING MORNING last night, and then be here at 7 this MORNING.... fucking shit... thats why they pay me the big bucks... oh, wait, they don't... shit.
fucking disk arrays.. FUCK THEM RIGHT IN THEIR EAR!
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Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-03 13:11:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just wasted an hour looking through the mall for a decent pair of conservative brown shoes. Why is everything out there so junky these days?
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Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-03 11:22:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
My hands are absolutely freezing again. I need a space heater.
Where the hell is everyone today???
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Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-03 10:25:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
Manfre, au contraire, I thought it was genius.
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Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-03 10:21:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh. If she were then I wouldnt worry if I were you. I dont try to steal another mans woman. Thats just fucked up.
Read my reply to your other post about the situation. Then hate me.
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Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-03 10:08:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
We are interviewing a guy who has a masters in nuclear somethingorother, and the dude is applying for a UNIX admin job. WHY???
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Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-03 10:07:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Manfre, I was worried that she was going out with YOU, PAL!!! (Raimee: "I'm going out with a bunch of guys in Jersey Friday night.")
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Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-03 08:18:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait theyre going to a strip club. I wasnt paying attention to the posts leading up to this.
If your going to a strip club Ill follow her. I wanna go I wanna go!
Im in central Jersey! PWEASE?!
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Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-03 08:12:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
You want me to keep an eye on her?
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Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-02 20:56:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Raimee IS going out ... with a bunch of GUYS in Jersey, without me. Manfre???
Christ my life is useless without Raimee ...
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Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2003-10-02 20:55:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
tihs has gnoe too far. we wree tknilag aubot tihs in casls. sgih.
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Submitted by Yes at 2003-10-02 20:46:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
SNNNNAAAAAKKE!!!!
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Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-02 20:22:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
badgers badgers badgers badgers
badgers badgers badgers badgers
badgers badgers badgers badgers
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!
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Submitted by Yes at 2003-10-02 19:00:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Aphro: http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a71
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Submitted by Aphrodite (user info) at 2003-10-02 18:36:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok. It has to be after my kid is born though, so I can drink and stuff.
Ooooh damn, I forgot I'm breastfeeding him. Well, maybe I can stock up ahead of time or something.
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Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-02 18:29:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
why is everyone blowing this 'bachelor party conundrum' up so much? seriously, i think its a good thing raimee isnt saying 'go spend a night drunk with some guys'. if she were so quick to dismiss you, id suspect her having an affair (but shes not because raimee seems to be perfect, for lack of a better term).
raimee: why dont you just go have a night on the town while rizzo is out? ladies night out, or whatever...
rizzo: it really doesnt matter whether or not she didnt want you to go; we all know youll go anyways. youre obviously responsible enough as is (ie parents/job/etc), so raimee probably believes in you enough.
and there you have it. im the official mediator, even if my two cents arent worth shit. eh screw it...
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Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2003-10-02 17:55:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
Cmon now Aphrodite.
Me and you will go to a strip club and then I can meet you in person.
I don't care if he talks on the phone to you.
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Submitted by Aphrodite (user info) at 2003-10-02 17:48:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, we could talk on the phone, but I have a feeling he isn't allowed to.
I dunno why he won't take me to a strip club. I have never seen a stripper before, and I was curious what those places are like. At the very least, it would give me something different to do. I was teasing him and saying I was gonna get one of the girls to give me a lap dance-- maybe he thinks I am turning lesbian or something.
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Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-02 17:10:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
That was a low blow. I have to call this office to see if their modified Ultra Call Forwarding is working properly.
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Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2003-10-02 17:07:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why don't you two just talk on the phone so I don't have to be a part of it.
This day is pissing me off.
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Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-02 17:02:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Why won't he take you to a strip club? He can be a strange cat, can't he?
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Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2003-10-02 16:15:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
ARRRGGGHhhhhhhhhhhh.
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Submitted by Aphrodite <aphrodite739.at.aol.com> at 2003-10-02 15:58:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Just go to the party. She can come to my baby shower at The Cave.
OK, so I'm not really getting a baby shower, but I still want an excuse to go there and look around.
I keep telling Chris to take me to a strip club, but he won't.
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Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-02 15:35:19 (#)
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Submitted by Aphrodite (user info) at 2003-10-12 14:16:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know! I dunno whether I should order it or go to Urban Outfitters to get it. I'm so cheap-- I hate paying shipping if I don't have to. How long do you think I have before they ban it?
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-10-12 14:08:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
aphrodite- better get it now while you can!
> Black leaders want 'Ghettopoly' game banned
> 'Ghettopoly' creator says it's intended as fun, not to degrade
> 07:06 AM CDT on Thursday, October 9, 2003
> Associated Press
> PHILADELPHIA - Cheap Trick Avenue instead of Boardwalk? Hernando's Chop
Shop
> instead of Reading Railroad?
> Black leaders are outraged over a new board game called "Ghettopoly" that
> has "playas" acting like pimps and game cards reading, "You got yo whole
> neighborhood addicted to crack. Collect $50."
> Black clergymen say the game, the brainchild of a Pennsylvania man, should
> be banned, and they have called for a boycott of Urban Outfitters unless
the
> company stops selling Ghettopoly in its chain of clothing stores.
> Urban Outfitters has not publicly commented on the issue and did not
return
> a phone call Wednesday.
> "If we are silent on this issue, there is more of this type to come," the
> Rev. Robert P. Shine Sr., president of the Black Clergy of Philadelphia &
> Vicinity, said at a sidewalk rally Wednesday in front of Urban Outfitters'
> corporate headquarters in Philadelphia.
> Mr. Shine displayed the game board, with properties including Westside
> Liquor, Harlem, The Bronx and Long Beach City, and squares labeled
Smitty's
> XXX Peep Show, Weinstein's Gold and Platinum, and Tyron's Gun Shop.
> Players draw "Hustle" and "Ghetto Stash" cards with directions like,
"You're
> a little short on loot, so you decided to stick up a bank. Collect $75,"
and
> "Steal $$$ if you pass Let$ Roll."
> The creator of Ghettopoly, David Chang, did not answer e-mails or phone
> calls seeking comment about the game.
> On his Web site, Mr. Chang is unapologetic, and he promises that more
games
> - Hoodopoly, Hiphopopoly, Thugopoly and Redneckopoly - are coming soon.
> "It draws on stereotypes not as a means to degrade, but as a medium to
bring
> together in laughter," Mr. Chang maintains, adding, "If we can't laugh at
> ourselves ... we'll continue to live in blame and bitterness."
> But the Ghettopoly board depicts figures labeled "Malcum X" and "Martin
> Luthor King Jr." - intentionally misspelled - noted the Rev. Glenn Wilson,
> pastor of Enon Tabernacle Baptist Church.
> "This is beyond making fun, to use the caricature of Dr. King in this
> regard," Mr. Wilson said. "There's no way that game could be taken in any
> way other than that this man had racist intent in marketing it."
> The Philadelphia black clergy and Men United for a Better Philadelphia
were
> just the latest to protest the game. In Chicago, the Rev. Michael Pfleger,
> pastor of St. Sabina Catholic Church, called for a boycott of Urban
> Outfitters. In Florida, the St. Petersburg and Hillsborough County
chapters
> of the NAACP urged the company to stop carrying the game.
> "I was outraged. We called Outfitters, we wrote them a letter, we held a
> press conference, but we've had no response," Mr. Pfleger said Wednesday.
>
Submitted by Aphrodite (user info) at 2003-10-12 13:52:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I must have Ghettopoly.
http://www.ghettopoly.com
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-10-12 12:52:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
""Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-12 01:40:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Halo PC is Halo, but they put an extra year of work into it to make it work on a PC platform. new guns, new vehicles, new FREE mplay, new abilities, new levels, and no bulky XBox controller
score!""
oh shit, there goes my social life!
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-12 05:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ifilm.com/filmdetail?ifilmid=2454612
now THAT is an advertisement (not work safe... i dont think)
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-12 05:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ifilm.com/filmdetail?ifilmid=2454612
now THAT is an advertisement
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-12 02:31:47 EDT (#)
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its only 40 bucks, and if you do get it, hit me up on AIM and ill give you the IP of whatever game my outfit's server runs on. we could always go for new players to run over and blow the fuck out of
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-12 02:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I HAVE TO GET HALO PC NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-12 01:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Halo PC is Halo, but they put an extra year of work into it to make it work on a PC platform. new guns, new vehicles, new FREE mplay, new abilities, new levels, and no bulky XBox controller
score!
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-12 01:22:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Goddamit, I'm so sick.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-12 00:00:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Halo PC? Is that legal or is that an emulation?
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-11 22:53:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
just beat Halo PC. so much better than Halo for XBox. now i gotta get ready cuz some bitches about to be all up in mah crib, yo
im sorry
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-11 19:10:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I TOLD everyone to take fucking Miami. Easy win.
Submitted by Yes at 2003-10-11 13:10:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
does she pay rent? if so, they are dicks and I agree, If not, then thats what she gets and I agree.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-11 12:46:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My girlfriend seriously needs to move out of her house. They just took her car away from her AND they told her she's not allowed to stay at my house. She's 23.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-11 12:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sublime that was the best
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-10-11 12:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i know this guy with a scooter, he got chicks like crazy, he would ride on it naked and have a naked chick in back of him (this was winter) and he used her boobs as a neck warmer, no one was cooler than this guy, until he was staring at the boobies to long and he pre-jacked a little bit and his cock stuck to the scooter like a tongue on a pole, and they had to cut it off, poor guy, he's a woman now.
Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2003-10-11 12:20:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RIZZO SAYS:
My buddy Marc had a Wrangler. Chicks galore.
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-11 03:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
mothers of friends, coworkers, neighbors, or clients, are a dish best served bent over a chair with a bag on their head
-old... proverb thingy
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-10 20:48:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nm. put on a group X cd and it came to me...
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-10 20:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fucking school. 'if you want to graduate as an IB student looking to major in Chemistry, we're afraid youll have to take a year of physics. why? well... we dont like to ask questions'
tools.
and this is where i levy off some problems, because i spent today alternating between sleeping on and having a cheerleader sleep on me. good times...
eh, ill be right back, maybe
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-10 17:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah. Yeah I do.
A lot of girls said I looked hot when I sat in one on the showroom floor. So in my mind I was thinking "Rick. You got something good going on right here. Get a Wrangler and you got a permenant source of ass. Youll be dumb as a brick but youll get chicks. Get a fake letter jacket and you could easily have once been a pitcher or quarter back. Get the Wrangler and get laid my good man." I then said back to myself "Yep." and now here I sit wanting a Wrangler with power windows, door locks and a nice cushiony seat. You know. For those long rides...in park....
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-10 17:44:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah. Yeah I do.
A lot of girls said I looked hot when I sat in one on the showroom floor. So in my mind I was thinking "Rick. You got something good going on right here. Get a Wrangler and you got a permenant source of ass. Youll be dumb as a brick but youll get chicks. Get a fake letter jacket and you could easily have once been a pitcher or quarter back. Get the Wrangler and get laid my good man." I then said back to myself "Yep." and now here I sit wanting a Wrangler with power windows, door locks and a nice cushiony seat. You know. For those long rides in park....
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-10 16:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, you want a Wrangler for the chicks.
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