titts (6612 hits)
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Submitted by Allyson (View user info) at 2006-11-11 02:07:37 EST
since when did hitting enter submit!
damnit.
sorry for the not so sexy face.
User Reviews
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-08-21 13:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stupid asshole.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-21 12:59:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-12 22:33:06 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-12 17:15:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
delete please, bart.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-08-21 11:50:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-11 06:59:17 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
23 on nov 22.
yes. i'm legal. and my tits are great.
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She wasn't kidding, folks.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-22 11:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, veritable fun-bags!
*barfs*
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-22 11:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahahahaha
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-06-12 18:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-31 12:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry for the face
omg.
good times
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-03-27 14:58:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LOL
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-05-30 20:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
still creeps me out
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-22 12:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Where'd you go?
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-11-16 10:30:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I just love floppy "esteems"
Have you shown your parents this?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-11-15 23:59:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You look like Aileen Wuornos.
Killed any Johns lately?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-15 17:00:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-15 06:46:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-14 02:21:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
"This is utterly the stupidest cam-whore I have ever seen."
Etc...http://www.ubersite.com/m/95641#2224089
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Ya see, Rob? Whether this is or isn't contrived/photoshopped, you can't resist telling
someone else how to act and why they are so fucked up. I fucking guarantee you I could string
your ass along in real life and make you look even more foolish than you do here. You have all the answers. You know why people do the things they do because you've read, you've heard, you've talked, but YOU'VE NEVER DONE!! You are too gullible and anxious to show others how you can help them because you know better than everyone. Dipshit.
:-D
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I find it astounding that you have once again proven your underwhelming ability to string together a few random boring words and make-believe that you actually said something relevant.
I thought this 'cam-whore' was pathetic. Whomever took this horrible picture - regardless of whether it was the person behind the 'Allyson' moniker or some other random, ugly, deformed and relatively sad looking individual - should not have done such a thing. Period. It was horrible.
Posting that sort of image of yourself ANYwhere online is dumb... posting it on Uber is simply masochistic.
I do take things at face value, I make no claims that am some super sleuth and if 'stringing people along' is something you excel at - then yes you probably could string me along as I am definitely quite gullible. Of course I don't see myself EVER wanting to meet up with you 'in real life'. I think yer a pathetic, needy asshole who is desperately trying to prove how smart and cool he is by picking on this 'rob_berg' character. (After all yer uber-pal JonnyX has been doing it since I arrived.) Thing is - I don't really give a shit about your silly conjecture filled fantasies about how much I have read, heard or talked about in my life.
You don't know me - you won't give yourself that opportunity.
Seriously, I find your attempts to mock me boring. Can't we just pretend get along? - Christ knows there are far more deserving idiots we can be picking on.
I mean I am happy to be yer huckleberry if you wanna continue this stupidity... but just realize you are not coming off looking all that bright, and we both look like retards for e-scrapping.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2006-11-15 16:03:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You look like a shit with tits.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:57:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thank you so much for telling everyone you're a psych major, you stupid asshole.
I pray that you're just an undergrad.
Jebus, you're so fucking embarrasing.
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2006-11-15 13:12:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd hit it any day of the week.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-11-15 11:48:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HOLY HELL! THAT DUDE HAS TIG 'OL MAN BITTIES!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-15 06:46:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-14 02:21:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
This is utterly the stupidest cam-whore I have ever seen.
Now I ain't been here long, so it is entirely possible that other desperate people have done equally questionable things as take a "drunk picture" and then open it up to the jackals on this fucking site?
Are you fucking kidding me?
I mean that is just dumb. Entertaining in an uncomfortable way... but, ah... yeeeesh.
I mean... you KNOW you do not come off as anything near attractive in that picture. Downright horrifying, really. (And desperately sad). It's a fucking horrible image. Only someone devoid of higher reasoning skills would open themselves up to this kind of ridicule.
(I just suggested yer a bit... uh... retarded... so you might want to go back and let that sink in. Then punch yourself in the head for being so fucking stupid. Repeat that 17 times.)
It's embarrassing for ME to witness someone getting ripped apart for what is little more than a horrible call and some massive (negative) attention. Shame on you! Idiot.
You have problems. GO deal with them before exposing yourself to any more shame.
For god's sake - we just don't need to see any more of this kind of thing. Ever.
Look, I am sure you are a lovely person. Go out and get yourself a hug and start thinking about how you are going to explain "OMG! Is this you!" to your friends and family - or your employers, co-workers. Tappity Tappity..."Well I was...ah... well a little drunk - and its this website...and har har rabbit! LOLZ." ... prolly ain't gunna cut it.
Oh and if these are the kind of decisions you make when you are drinking... stop fucking drinking.
You need some maturity, some confidence, some highly improved decision making skills, better judgment and some massive changes to your lifestyle.
You might want to get on that. Soon.
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Ya see, Rob? Whether this is or isn't contrived/photoshopped, you can't resist telling
someone else how to act and why they are so fucked up. I fucking guarantee you I could string
your ass along in real life and make you look even more foolish than you do here. You have all the answers. You know why people do the things they do because you've read, you've heard, you've talked, but YOU'VE NEVER DONE!! You are too gullible and anxious to show others how you can help them because you know better than everyone. Dipshit.
:-D
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-11-14 23:11:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
shut the fuck up, maltese.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-11-14 22:49:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Much like mine... but with less class sorry to say.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-11-14 16:46:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95767
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-14 16:43:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You guys wanna hear a funny joke my Grandpa told me?
Okay. This family walks into a talent agency. It's a mother, father, their son and daughter, and a little baby. The father says to the talent agent, "Sir, our family has an amazing act. We know if you would let us perform it for you you would want to sign us." And the talent agent says, "Sorry, we don't sign family acts. They're too cutesy." But then the mother goes, "Please, sir, if you just give us two minutes, we know you'll like our act." So the talent agent says, "All right, you've got two minutes." The family jumps right into it. The mother smiles and points to the son, who hits "Play" on a boombox. Thrilling circus music starts to play as the father spins his daughter around, bends her over, lifts up her skirts and starts licking her asshole. Then the son lays down on the floor and opens his mouth, and the mother tears off tear-away pants, squats down over his face and starts shitting all over him. Hold on! Hold on. The father grabs the baby, takes off his diaper and starts sucking his cock, right? While the son, still with his mother's shit in his mouth, goes over and licks the baby's tiny little balls.
Now the mother lays down on her back on the floor while the daughter gets up high on a chair and starts pissing all over. Then the father and son take the baby and start stuffing it head-first back into the mother's vagina, while the daughter's piss rains down on all of them. They get the baby halfway in so that just his legs are sticking out all kicking and flailing around, and the son takes the mother's shit out of his mouth and starts rubbing it all over everyone while the father sticks his cock in the baby's asshole and fucks it while it's still inside the mother, until he cums all over the baby, the wife, the son and the daughter.
Then the father gets up and says, "And now for our impersonation of the victims of 9/11." And the whole family starts running around screaming and laughing with their dicks and tittles all flapping around, covered with piss and shit and cum, going "AAAAAaaAAAAhhh! AAAAAaaAAAAhhh!, the building's comin' down! Heeelllppp!!!" And finally the family runs back to the center of the room and goes, "TADAAA!!" And the talent agent, he just sits there for the longest time, and finally he says, "...That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "the Aristocrats!"
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-14 16:08:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Upon further consideration, I don't care if this is or isn't shenanigans, this is about the dumbest thing I've seen in a while.
And you need to start waxing your upper lip.
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-11-14 15:38:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
GOD DAMN this is like a freaking bag of Salt-n-Vinegar chips...I can't help it.
I can only imagine that a nude hug from you could easily be mistaken for being stuck up to your neck in warm mud.
Carry on
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2006-11-14 14:05:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
great. now i've gone gay. thanks a lot, bitch.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2006-11-14 12:53:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Want to see a REAL woman with nicer "titts"?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95751
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-11-14 12:33:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok DAMMIT, one more:
The real irony to this post is that BOTH of our facial expressions regarding this post are almost IDENTICAL.
Coincidence?
I think not.
Double Carry-on
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-14 12:11:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you that dude that bet his buddies $100,000 that he'd get breast implants and keep them for a year?
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-11-14 11:40:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok, this disturbs me to no end so this is my last comment on this post:
It must really, REALLY suck the high-hard one to own a pair of tit's SO large that they actually pull the skin on the corners of my mouth, forcing me to have a perpetual frown.
I dunno, maybe its just me?
Carry on
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-11-14 10:56:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
MIlK!!!!!!!!!
IT DOES A BODY...
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm NOPE!!!!!
and I quote regarding the "dent" on your right funbag:
"It'll buff out" Josepth Dirt
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-14 10:46:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-14 06:26:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why does John Candy pop in my head when I see this? Where he plays that Canadian with the stupid hat? What movie is that??
EH? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
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I presume you're thinking of either "Canadian Bacon" or "Uncle Buck"...
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-11-14 10:44:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ohhhhhh come on folks, even Corky from "Life Goes On" needs something to hide underneath his mattres when it comes time to "Pluck the Pink Banjo".
47 chromosomes has NEVER looked so damn seeeeeexy!!!!!!!!!!!!
Still though...
I'm not sure how I'd feel about the prospects of continually crying (scared shitless) while I breastfed as an infant.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-11-14 08:50:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Those don't really count as boobs. Ew.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-11-14 08:25:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-11-11 07:07:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 boobs.
-2 the catcher from The Sandlot
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FUCKING SNAP.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-14 08:23:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Since nobody else went there, I will:
BLAAARRRRRRRRRRFFF!
Submitted by pobz (user info) at 2006-11-14 08:15:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thats a fella right?
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-11-14 07:50:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
MOOOOOOBS!
>blakk<
>acckkkk<
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-11-14 07:16:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That dude has some ugly tits.
Submitted by ShakeyBear (user info) at 2006-11-14 07:13:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh GOD! Don't disgrace John Candy like that! Oh man I'll never think of John Candy the same way.
AGGH
Next time keep your comments to yourself!!!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-14 06:40:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
UNCOOL BANNING OFFENSE!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-14 06:32:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the movie is "canadian bacon", method. Her nipples look like it.
That's why.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-14 06:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why does John Candy pop in my head when I see this? Where he plays that Canadian with the stupid hat? What movie is that??
EH? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-14 06:20:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
~Badass_Julie approved post~
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-11-14 06:06:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
lol
Submitted by Dacin (user info) at 2006-11-14 05:10:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I have never seen such dead, soulless eyes on a topless girl.
My god even strippers show more emotion
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2006-11-14 03:52:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dust........anyone....dust???
no choclit
just dust for u...........dust
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-11-14 03:30:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
UR BRAVE HIDEOUS ASS HAS BEEN SLIGHLTY BEEBED
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1163492894157630216
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-11-14 02:43:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-12 17:33:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-12 17:15:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
delete please, bart.
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and while you're at it bart, can you delete it from my memory too? thaaaaaanks
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-14 02:43:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-14 02:38:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
I dunno
I smell shenanigans
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Could be right.
Either way - whomever DID take that photograph and made it available for random people to criticize... needs a kick in the head and likely a good solid hug.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-14 02:38:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I dunno
I smell shenanigans
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-11-14 02:29:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Truck Stop Girls Gone Wild
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-14 02:21:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is utterly the stupidest cam-whore I have ever seen.
Now I ain't been here long, so it is entirely possible that other desperate people have done equally questionable things as take a "drunk picture" and then open it up to the jackals on this fucking site?
Are you fucking kidding me?
I mean that is just dumb. Entertaining in an uncomfortable way... but, ah... yeeeesh.
I mean... you KNOW you do not come off as anything near attractive in that picture. Downright horrifying, really. (And desperately sad). It's a fucking horrible image. Only someone devoid of higher reasoning skills would open themselves up to this kind of ridicule.
(I just suggested yer a bit... uh... retarded... so you might want to go back and let that sink in. Then punch yourself in the head for being so fucking stupid. Repeat that 17 times.)
It's embarrassing for ME to witness someone getting ripped apart for what is little more than a horrible call and some massive (negative) attention. Shame on you! Idiot.
You have problems. GO deal with them before exposing yourself to any more shame.
For god's sake - we just don't need to see any more of this kind of thing. Ever.
Look, I am sure you are a lovely person. Go out and get yourself a hug and start thinking about how you are going to explain "OMG! Is this you!" to your friends and family - or your employers, co-workers. Tappity Tappity..."Well I was...ah... well a little drunk - and its this website...and har har rabbit! LOLZ." ... prolly ain't gunna cut it.
Oh and if these are the kind of decisions you make when you are drinking... stop fucking drinking.
You need some maturity, some confidence, some highly improved decision making skills, better judgment and some massive changes to your lifestyle.
You might want to get on that. Soon.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-14 01:49:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-11-13 19:58:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus fucking Christ, this is the sickest picture EVER.
Holy shit. I actually threw up a little bit. That face! That face straight out of Pete 'n Pete. Those eyes. Those eyes right out of that fucking show with Corky. Life Goes on or some shit. That hat. that hat straight out of a Shlongy camwhore. And those tits. Those tits that rival Urbane's nasty mammaries.
GAH
I want to punt you in the boobs. Fucker.
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Were you fondled as a child?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-14 01:30:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-13 15:09:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
See, I would have thought Caul would love this.
Manly butch face, flappy fat tits.
It's the femmie bi-sexual mans DREAM.
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didn't you want me off your nuts fatty?
is that what your therapist told you to do?
Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2006-11-13 22:37:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for braveness
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-11-13 22:23:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
There are shemales in the northern hemisphere?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-13 20:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Shlongy DOES pull off the whole "hat" motif MUCH better than this.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-11-13 19:58:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus fucking Christ, this is the sickest picture EVER.
Holy shit. I actually threw up a little bit. That face! That face straight out of Pete 'n Pete. Those eyes. Those eyes right out of that fucking show with Corky. Life Goes on or some shit. That hat. that hat straight out of a Shlongy camwhore. And those tits. Those tits that rival Urbane's nasty mammaries.
GAH
I want to punt you in the boobs. Fucker.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-11-13 18:45:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Modern art: "Mongoloid Rests Head on Pasty Buttocks with Two Giant Pimples"
I'm going straight to hell for that, but yes...that's the anti-Viagra...the Niagra if you will. Instead of getting it up, it goes dooooown.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-13 15:49:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, the title has to be "History Change for User #2555" or whatever your user ID is
Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2006-11-13 15:45:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah, and put erase as the title
Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2006-11-13 15:44:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know you can delete your old posts that you don't want anymore right?
Just go to the My Uber tab. Then click the RSS button. Copy everything off of that page. Paste it inot a text editor. Then delete the post you don't want. Then post the new edited list on your next post. Hit Hook Me Up (aka submit) and everything will be updated in your profile. This saves you from making stupid posts. That's what that button is for if you didn't already know.
auto-boobs +2
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2006-11-13 15:38:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why does that man have boobs?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-13 15:28:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-13 10:39:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
This... you are disgusting. I bet you can't get fucked even if someone dumped a truckload of lubricated dildos on you.
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Nice, Fabio, nice. God, if we could only all be as dreamy as simon. Allyson? Grow the fuck up.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-13 15:09:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
See, I would have thought Caul would love this.
Manly butch face, flappy fat tits.
It's the femmie bi-sexual mans DREAM.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-13 15:04:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this made stomach turned
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-13 14:56:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I really don't know HOW to rank this.
Um...so I'll just leave it at zero.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-13 14:55:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-13 14:06:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yikes
this was not necessary
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-13 13:49:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OAthMeal would hit that
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2006-11-13 12:23:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-11 01:59:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
23 on nov 22.
yes. i'm legal. and my tits are great.
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your tits are so disgusting that you should be made illegal
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-13 10:39:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This... you are disgusting. I bet you can't get fucked even if someone dumped a truckload of lubricated dildos on you.
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-12 23:25:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-12 23:24:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-12 22:53:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry for the not so sexy face. """
i've just notcied that bit.
ahahahahhahaah
its something electro would say
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Does she mean in this photo, or just in general?
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thorpe, you're so out of the superfriends for that.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-12 23:24:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-12 22:53:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry for the not so sexy face. """
i've just notcied that bit.
ahahahahhahaah
its something electro would say
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Does she mean in this photo, or just in general?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-12 22:53:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry for the not so sexy face. """
i've just notcied that bit.
ahahahahhahaah
its something electro would say
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-12 19:04:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
It's sad when a well-known perv with pretty much a 23 hour-a-day erection can't even wack it to this.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-11-12 18:40:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-12 15:38:54 (#)
Ranking: -1
I'll give you a point because yes, those are tits.
Other than that, for the first time ever, I'm speechless
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Making Shlongy speechless should entitle you to best ever.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-12 17:33:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-12 17:15:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
delete please, bart.
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-12 17:15:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
delete please, bart.
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2006-11-12 16:37:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you and bret should meet.
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2006-11-12 16:34:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you really didnt do this. i am also at a loss for words or least unable.to.type.words.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-12 15:38:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'll give you a point because yes, those are tits.
Other than that, for the first time ever, I'm speechless.
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-12 15:33:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, it's ok. It's only cause i was wasted, and allowed internet access, and a camera. I really should not drink... ever.
And yes, the square boobs. Lets see you try to take a picture of your giant boobs while drunk. They'll be square too, cause your damn hands don't know how to hold them in a nice circle.
And no, i have no penis. Sorry guys.
No, not photoshopped either.
No areolas, cause i have some sort of birth defect. Tiny nips, and boobs that are too god damn big. Do you really think they are that much fun? Well... for the tit-fucks they are, but for regular life? no, not quite.
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-11-12 15:30:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-12 15:15:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart, please DELETE.
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Delete mine too, then.
Sorry Allyson, if that bothered you.
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-12 15:15:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart, please DELETE.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-12 10:54:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ahhahahahahahahahaa
You're Oathmeal too?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-12 08:31:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Upsetting, even my girlfriend hates them.
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2006-11-12 07:09:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
this isn't a man?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-12 04:23:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My life just flashed before my eyes.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-11-12 04:19:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA When I first saw this I thought it was OathMeal(no offense to him). But seriously I think my eyes might be bleeding now. Not cool, not cool.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-12 03:18:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
how bout a repost with a smile?
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-12 03:03:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I SAW BOOBIES!
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-11-11 23:42:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I meant "jarringly", not "jarringingingly".
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-11-11 23:41:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
This photo is haunting, and not really in a good way. Your expression is so jarringingly inappropriate. You look like a housewife during the Depression who was forced into prostitution or something.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-11 22:43:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What
The
Fuck.
Talk about manboobs...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-11 22:20:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
C'mon, Id, those square tits gave you a chubby. Admit it,dude....
I,on the other hand, hurled my guts at the sight.......
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-11 21:28:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
CRAP I RUINED A GOOD RESPONSE BY TYPING TOO FAST.
MAYBE THATS KIND OF APPLICABLE, GIVEN THIS TRAINWRECK OF A PICTURE.
PS OUTSIDE LEGOLAND (WHICH ISNT REAL) TITS ARENT SUPPOSED TO BE SQUARE. SEE YOUR DOCTOR.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-11 21:26:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
THATS "SHAUN OF *THE* DEAD"
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-11 21:25:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I LOVED YOU IN SHAUN OF DEAD
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-11 21:08:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
but i'm sure you have a GREAT personality
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-11 20:59:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
only a very sick, evil person would make a such photoshop. so either way, this thing must die
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-11 20:26:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I still suspect photoshopping....
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-11 20:18:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
MAN THE TURRETS BOYS
THE AQUIFEROUS BEAST HAS ARISEN
BEHOLD CTHULU!!!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-11 20:05:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-11-11 19:44:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How the fuck did that guy get a girl to lie so close (but out of the shot) so that he could hold their tits up by his face?
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-11-11 19:10:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dickhead
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-11 17:47:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The stuff on your upper lip is from a Dirty Sanchez, isn't it??
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-11 17:24:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
...
i really did that, didn't i.
ah well. the price to pay for internet access whilst drunk.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-11-11 15:20:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow those have got to be the biggest man tits in the history of the world...
Submitted by piezod (user info) at 2006-11-11 15:17:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-11 15:07:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh THANK GOD! this was the first time in months that i puked without gagging myself!! every day its the same old binge n purge binge n purge. i appreciate you spicing up my life. nicole ritchie is so hot right now.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2006-11-11 14:32:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So many questions...
where are your areolas?
what is wrong with your face?
why do your breasts seem like bags of UGHHHH that are almost seperate from your body?
why would you do this?
when you traded making out for drinks were the guys friends barking in the background?
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-11 14:03:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
that's just plain wrong
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-11-11 13:53:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
drunk now
still dont wanna fuck you
but BRAVE, you are.. really brave
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-11 13:17:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Zs1DsNBvEoc
Drink bleach.
Submitted by cstick3 (user info) at 2006-11-11 12:51:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
not what i was expecting when i opened up the post titled "titts"
but thats what my studid fucking ass gets
im scarred for life
dammit
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-11-11 12:30:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You look like my friend Daniel.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-11 12:20:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hahah oh well one thing will come from this.
You will be sooper popular!
It worked for urbane!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-11 12:12:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is the mother of all drunk posts.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-11 12:07:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i love firefly
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-11-11 11:56:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
At first I was not sure if those were your tits, or if you were a man hiding behind a pair of tits.
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-11-11 11:53:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dogfucker
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-11 11:52:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ubersite has officially jumped the shark
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-11-11 11:52:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
do you have a mustache?
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-11-11 11:48:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
do you by any chance drive an 18 wheeler for a living?
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-11-11 11:43:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-11-11 07:07:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 boobs.
-2 the catcher from The Sandlot
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Sweet Jesus....
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-11 11:40:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ROT IN HELL
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-11 10:40:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:09:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
JESUS CHRIST THE LEVEL OF FAGGOTRY AROUND HERE HAS GROWN EXPONENTIALLY IN THE LAST FEW MONTHS
Submitted by Zampolit (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:49:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Call me Ishmael. Some years ago--never mind how
long precisely --having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular
to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the
watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen, and
regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the
mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find
myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the
rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an
upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me
from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking
people's hats off--then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can.
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THAT SHE BLOWS CAP'N!@!!! AHOY!!!
Man the harpoons, Man.
SHEZ TOO BIG FOR HARPOONZ CAP'N!!!!!@! SHEEEZ A GONNNA EAT US ALL... MUUUUMMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:36:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You claim to be studying psychology and English and you don't know how to spell "tits"? Seriously?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:23:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is this some kind of joke?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:16:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you really mentally retarded? I'm asking seriously. I don't know if I should feel bad for you, you remind me of the kids with downs syndrome who eat soap because the other kids tell them to.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:05:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is it possible that all redheaded women are idiots? They are on Uber....
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-11 08:40:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-11 07:51:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you that ginger bit that sico posted pictures of?
Submitted by Zampolit (user info) at 2006-11-11 07:12:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
GAY
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-11-11 07:07:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 boobs.
-2 the catcher from The Sandlot
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2006-11-11 06:29:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thats some big titties
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-11-11 05:08:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-11 04:42:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and would it kill you to smile?
seriously... how many more drinks till a full monte?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-11-11 04:34:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mellon-choly, baby?
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-11 04:33:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nees = knees
Submitted by shinebox (user info) at 2006-11-11 04:33:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SHINE FUCKING BOX SHINE FUCKING BOX
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-11 04:32:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you know...... with the hands there they kinda do look like nees....if knees had nipples that id.... id personally like to see them let loose
hey ally.... how many more drinks in you till we get a full monte?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-11-11 04:07:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
i picked a bad day to stop sucking knees
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-11 04:29:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it's ok shiny, they're only tits,
they won't hurt you,
unless you try to run with them!
:)
Submitted by shinebox (user info) at 2006-11-11 04:26:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ah jesus fucking christ up on a cross
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-11-11 04:07:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i picked a bad day to stop sucking knees
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-11-11 04:00:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Gutsiest thing I ever saw.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2006-11-11 03:40:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
W---------T------------F?
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-11-11 03:05:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd rather have sex with the fan while it was on
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-11-11 03:00:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Meh - if the Ubermen can post pictures of their members, why not the ladies?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:59:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:56:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:55:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:27:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
don't let shiny/thorpe see this, he'll never recover from the sight of boobs that belong to someone he actually knows!
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What a ringing endorsement for your friends. I dont doubt that for most of your friends but I would bet thorpe should at least be an exception. I would bet that he will (or has!) see tits that belong to somebody he actually knowss.
There is a slight possibility that I will get drunk someday with a digital camera and end up posting pictures of my junk on this site. It will be met with a great amount of rejoicing.
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commere and get drunk with me. It's a nightly occurance, hence the good typing.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:56:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:53:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
at the bar/club guys were buying me drinks. Making out for a drink, FAIR TRADE, i say.
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they must have been making out a bunch before they got to you.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:55:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this world needs more women like you
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:55:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:27:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
don't let shiny/thorpe see this, he'll never recover from the sight of boobs that belong to someone he actually knows!
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What a ringing endorsement for your friends. I dont doubt that for most of your friends but I would bet thorpe should at least be an exception. I would bet that he will (or has!) see tits that belong to somebody he actually knowss.
There is a slight possibility that I will get drunk someday with a digital camera and end up posting pictures of my junk on this site. It will be met with a great amount of rejoicing.
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:53:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont remember.
right now it's bud light, cause that's all i got, and i'm a cheap hoe.
at the bar/club guys were buying me drinks. Making out for a drink, FAIR TRADE, i say.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:52:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and lisa stop being a jealous cunt
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:50:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
so whatcha drinkin?
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:45:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I got them ovaries.
:)
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:36:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BEAR SCHLONG!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:36:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so lisa backs out.... ovarian fortitude nowhere to be found.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:34:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:30:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah right, when a good-looking dude posts a picture of his crotch, I'll post one of my boobs, which are incidentally 1/30th this size. But that won't happen, because most of you are tiny-dicked and ugly, and the rest of you don't have the balls.
______________________________________________________
I'd post my junk, but I'm so massive I might overload the server
you think I call myself a bear because I shit in the woods?
well I do, but I'm also hung like one!
RAAARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!! MASSIVE BEAR SCHLONG!!!!!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:30:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah right, when a good-looking dude posts a picture of his crotch, I'll post one of my boobs, which are incidentally 1/30th this size. But that won't happen, because most of you are tiny-dicked and ugly, and the rest of you don't have the balls.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:27:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
don't let shiny/thorpe see this, he'll never recover from the sight of boobs that belong to someone he actually knows!
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:25:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sexy!
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:25:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
how bout you lisa.... pony up.... we need an Über "tit-off" may the best pair win (or the viewers)
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:23:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
There's something about your picture I don't like......
it might be the everything.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:20:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There's something about your picture I don't like......
it might be the hat.............
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:19:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, I was under the impression you were hot. I also promised a +2 and they are, at the very least, big.
Lady A Like Looks Dude
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:16:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
for having the "ovarian fortitude" to post them here
ill actually give her a +4
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:13:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I internet hate you now, but you promised and delivered on tits. Go away forever while I take a cold shower.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:13:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice tits=+2
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:12:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
forgot to rate
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:12:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yes, yes they are tits
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:11:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOOO!
Ginger-tits!
SUPERFRIENDS LIVE!
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:10:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh yeah, nsfw.