Circe, Jeanneee, Shlongy, Bart, Method, jgreening, Inion, sicosemen, JonnyX, Kaelic ... Please read this. (4087 hits)
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Submitted by OathMeal singin' songs (View user info) at 2006-11-11 11:42:48 EST
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:00:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
You've been threatening people on Ubersite with personal information for a while now. I don't see how you can be surprised or upset about this. How you could go on like you have the last few weeks, and now you're SURPRISED this happened, is beyond me.
It's like kicking a dog in the teeth, and then wondering why he bit your fucking balls off. You said some absolutely horrible things about Jeannee because she supposedly talked about your personal life, when you've already made it public. This is what I like to call Karma.
I don't condone this or what you did to Jeannee, but you're a deplorable person who uses the "I have nothing to live for" excuse to be a total piece of shit to everyone and this would have happened eventually.
Stop being such a fucking coward. Take responsibility for your actions. Don't use shit that's happened to you in the past as an excuse to be the asshole that you are now. Everyone's had bad shit happen to them, boo hoo, GET THE FUCK OVER IT. Man up, you fucking pussy, have some self-respect.
It's obvious that you DO have something to live for, or losing your job would mean fuckall to you and you wouldn't be apologizing to him. Jay exposed the veritable chink in your armor, so do yourself a favor, grow the fuck up, and try and get along with everyone.
I have a feeling that if you weren't such a fucking coward, we'd get along swimmingly.
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Wow.
What a mess this has all become.
The above review actually holds a lot of truth and I'd be a raving fool not to consider his advice. For all the headaches all of this has caused me, and after taking a long, hard look at what I've said to a few folks here in the past, the only real conclusion is that, well ...
Method's right.
In real life folks, you'd be surprised: I'm quite humble. I don't ever actively seek to hurt anyone and in fact, I'm quite the altruist when all is said and done.
Jeanneee, I'm sorry. What I typed was absolutely out-of-line and you didn't deserve that sort of embarassment. I'd be lying if I said I haven't lost sleep from the guilt I feel.
Circe, I'm sorry. I know I rubbed you the wrong way earlier on and, as the intelligent person you are, you can probably see why. Someone like you, so universally accepted and liked, makes someone like me *very* jealous.
Shlongy, I'm sorry. I went a bit too far with the stalkerish behavior and I can only ask for some sort of forgiveness.
Sicosemen, I'm sorry. Though we did kinda make amends I feel you still are owed some sort of apology from me. Might as well group you in here.
Jgreening, I'm sorry. When all is said and done, you're a lot like me. I know you wouldn't want to admit that but considering what I know about your issues and your views on things, it's safe to say we have a lot in common. I don't know that I'll ever understand why you did what you did but for what it's worth, I'm sorry, man.
Inion_de_trua, I'm sorry. I took your comment about philosophy majors and blew it way out of proportion by continuously slandering you, your occupation, your opinions and just about everything you stand for. I feel awful about it all and have for some time. Just about everything you've posited about my motivations for insulting and subjugating others is spot-on.
Bart, I'm sorry. This website isn't meant for shit like this and I really do feel bad for having caused such a stink. Whether you care or not is another issue, but you need to be apologized to like everyone else here does.
Method, I'm sorry. You stand at the precipice of notoriety/fame here on this site, so what better a target for my aspersions? Since day 1 I've sought to emulate you, your mannerisms, even your insults ... I've sought to gain some sort of status similar to yours, with obviously nonexistent results. You truly are a hilarious and bright guy and also, one deserving of a sincere apology.
JonnyX, I'm sorry. I don't know what made you want to turn around and start liking me but whatever it was, I thank you for that. You had every reason to continue on with your threats and dispersion of my personal info, but you stopped. Thank you.
Kaelic, I'm sorry. You actually are quite noble and worthy of admiration considering your compassion, worldview and honesty. Good luck with everything.
To anyone else I've hurt, slighted, insulted, caused pain, dejected, ran away, threatened, scoffed at or otherwise caused any sort of displeasure, I'm sorry.
I don't know what it was about that review Method, but you totally opened my eyes and I feel I'll never view things the same way again. In case any of you doubt my sincerity in all this, well ... that's your choice. All I can do is lay down my ego, my farce, my immmaturity and my account, and leave it up to you all to determine the outcome.
After I post this I'm going to be sending my username and password for the foster account and my alter hugafriend to Method.
What he chooses to do with them is completely up to him.
Will I be back? Probably. We all know what my trends are.
But you can rest assured, that when and if I ever return, I will certainly be a changed man with a completely altered sense of respect for all of you.
Thanks for reading this, and take care.
Bret
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-29 18:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It was also a big, fat lie. Like his head.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-29 17:40:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
POINTS FOR BEING NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes I know this is old.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-29 16:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
epic lulz
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-14 18:14:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Them there sausages sound good. Probably can't get 'em in the U.S.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-07-14 17:05:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.topsausages.com/
I've mentioned these before, somewhere or other. It's nearly a 200 mile round trip to go to this place for me, but it's worth it.
My last run, I picked up some Wild Boar, Apple and Calvados sausages. They rock. I've also sampled in the past:
Ostrich
Kangaroo
Ale & Cheese smokeys
Boerewors
Sausages this good are fucking awesome. Cook 'em up over some hot coals with a few brews to work up an appetite, and serve with some decent mustard.
The owner of the shop once told me "don't ever muck about with my sausages".
Legend.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-14 16:42:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What he sounds like is a lying bag of shit.
This "contrite" oathmeal lasted what, 24 hours...or roughly the same length as a rob_berg Uber retirement.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-14 16:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoever posted this sounds like a nice all-around guy.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-27 17:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I remember this.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-06-27 17:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You total fag.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-27 14:35:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
~Oathmeal Approved~
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-27 05:31:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
We were pashing Merlina that's how..........lost in the moment
I have no idea what anyof this is a bout and its possibly best that I dont.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-06-27 04:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
How on earth did I miss all this?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-27 03:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
douche
Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-06-27 00:47:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate you more than I hate Apollo. You lose.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-06-27 00:23:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Amazing what you can find on the uberboard these days...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-26 23:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LOL
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-01-21 15:21:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
faggot
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-12-22 10:19:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, aren't you just a big ol' piece of shit? Get bowel cancer and die a writhing, retching death, fuckstick.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-11-14 11:02:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"I'd be lying if I said I haven't lost sleep from the guilt I feel."
-gingerly
You are gay to the 5th power for losing sleep over an internet website...
And for a plethora of other things.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-11-14 10:47:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
LOL
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-11-14 07:17:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
God, you people are all fucking losers.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-11-14 05:42:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That is never THE tartpumper... is it?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-14 01:13:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and gay people, they're *really* gay.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-11-14 01:07:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
internet fights are gay
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-13 22:22:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy just passed 200,000 hits.
Submitted by PommyTom (user info) at 2006-11-13 21:45:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-11-13 21:22:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
This place is not this fucking important.
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Hahaha... So sayeth "Captain Emo"
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-11-13 21:22:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This place is not this fucking important.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-13 19:49:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
hey wait a minute, you listen to Method, but you dont listen to me????
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-13 14:47:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-13 06:29:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-11-12 22:31:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
i seem to have missed the entire oathmeal drama
would someone like give me a potted summary?
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Ginger arrive.
Ginger hissy-fit
Ginger leave
Ginger return
Ginger hissy-fit
Ginger leave
Ginger return
Ginger hissy-fit
Ginger leave
Ginger return
Ginger hissy-fit
Ginger leave
Ginger return
Ginger hissy-fit
Ginger leave
Ginger return
Ginger hissy-fit
Ginger leave
Ginger return
Ginger hissy-fit
Ginger leave
Ginger return
Ginger hissy-fit
Ginger leave
Ginger return
Ginger hissy-fit
Ginger leave
Ginger return
Ginger hissy-fit
Ginger leave
Ginger return
Ginger hissy-fit
Ginger leave
Ginger return
Ginger hissy-fit
Ginger leave
Ginger return
Ginger hissy-fit
Ginger leave
Ginger return
Ginger hissy-fit
Ginger leave
Ginger return
Ginger hissy-fit
Ginger leave
Ginger return
Ginger hissy-fit
Ginger leave
I think that is it.
Or did I miss a leave/return sequence? ""
ahaha
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-13 13:53:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
huh
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-13 13:40:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
halarious.
btw, Bret, I always said that I liked you, and I always tried to help you - you just didn't like the way I said it.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2006-11-13 09:42:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I missed all this.
Never mind please eat some rancid pork
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-11-13 09:28:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Finally, something Shlongy and I can agree on.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-13 08:08:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lose his job? I hope this worthless sack of shit takes his own life.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-11-13 06:37:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hop-e this prick does lose his job, MAYBE that will teach him what he should have learned as a kid: Your actions have repercussions.
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-11-13 06:31:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I'm calling bullshit. He may have had a "net breakdown", but he'll be back sure as shit. He loves himself too much not to.
Yeah, bullshit.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-13 06:29:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-11-12 22:31:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
i seem to have missed the entire oathmeal drama
would someone like give me a potted summary?
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Ginger arrive.
Ginger hissy-fit
Ginger leave
Ginger return
Ginger hissy-fit
Ginger leave
Ginger return
Ginger hissy-fit
Ginger leave
Ginger return
Ginger hissy-fit
Ginger leave
Ginger return
Ginger hissy-fit
Ginger leave
Ginger return
Ginger hissy-fit
Ginger leave
Ginger return
Ginger hissy-fit
Ginger leave
Ginger return
Ginger hissy-fit
Ginger leave
Ginger return
Ginger hissy-fit
Ginger leave
Ginger return
Ginger hissy-fit
Ginger leave
Ginger return
Ginger hissy-fit
Ginger leave
Ginger return
Ginger hissy-fit
Ginger leave
Ginger return
Ginger hissy-fit
Ginger leave
Ginger return
Ginger hissy-fit
Ginger leave
Ginger return
Ginger hissy-fit
Ginger leave
Ginger return
Ginger hissy-fit
Ginger leave
I think that is it.
Or did I miss a leave/return sequence?
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2006-11-13 05:48:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
geek
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-13 00:48:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Take it up with joedaddy and spam, Jay, I'm just sayin' what I was told. Leave me out, I'm not getting mixed up in this shit.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-13 00:32:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
SHE IS TOO A REAL BLONDE!
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
TAKE IT BACK OR I'LL... I'LL... I'LL THROW THIS HERE TENNIS BALL AT YOUR CAT/DOG/FERRETT/WHATEVER!
Sorry... Didn't sleep much last night.
Was doing BCS/AP polls in my head to see where Rutgers would end up.
SIXTH!
Fucking SIXTH! It's not unlikely that Florida and USC can lose in the next 3 weeks, and if Rutgers beats West Virginia, they could be 4th or 3rd!
FUCKING RUTGERS!!!
My step-mom was born and raised in Jersey. She's been wearing her Rutgers sweatshirt every gam,e day for 7 weeks.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-12 23:51:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*shrugs* Childish more like, Method, and on who's part, Oath or Jay's? It's kind of hard to work out.
You lot sure do carry sometimes. Anyhoo, if you want some REAL drama and/or gossip joedaddy told me forensic is not a real blonde. true to god, I swear. And get this,
she's.
in.
her.
THIRTIES. yes way.
don't believe me ask Spam, he 'did' her.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-12 23:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Because he dared him to. Pretty much called his bluff. Stupid thing to do.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-12 23:21:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
why would you do that Jay?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-12 23:02:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sure.
Oathmeal was being a dick, and then posted a pic of his wang in an ankle sock. (Check his user history)
I then took that pic, and made a few CL M4M ads with it, had them sent to a dummy Gmail account I had set up, and then had that account auto-forward everything it got to Bret's work e-mail.
That caused the post DIRECTLY before this one, and then Method made a very good comment, causing this one.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-11-12 22:31:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i seem to have missed the entire oathmeal drama
would someone like give me a potted summary?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-11-12 21:52:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Method is oathmeal's alter.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-12 20:41:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Now that I've sobered up, I've come to the conclusion that 98% of you people are fucking idiots.
But, in closing, I'd just like to send out ONE more big, fat, FUCK YOU to our hero here. I'm not buying what this psycho asshole coward is selling.
And none of you fucking idiots should be, either
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-11-12 20:18:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a desperate attention whore with a third grade understanding of the English language and too much time on his hands, which puts you only one evolutionary rung higher than the drama-starved johns that fellate you on a daily basis.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-11-12 16:44:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What in the blue fuck happened? I miss all the good stuff. Damn me and my real world obligations.
Meanwhile, that little exchange between jgreening and 8track was GREAT.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-12 14:50:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I return from the Bahamas to THIS?
BTW, motherfucker, apology NOT accepted.
Submitted by Sandecki (user info) at 2006-11-12 14:03:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is the "internet", but some people require friends in one form or another I guess.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-12 10:13:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i wish i'd care about this so i could join the drama :-(
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-11-12 09:54:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-11-12 04:14:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude the Razorback game was fucking AWESOME! WOO GO HOGS GO!
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The Texas/Kansas Sate game was better. FUCK YOU TEXAS! SUCK ON THAT LOSS!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-12 08:38:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stick your apology up your fucking arse, you bitch-titted whore.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-11-12 05:39:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Didn't almost the same thing happen some 2 months ago with JX causing you to resign from the Show of hands project?
I can only hope for you that you're able to do what you wrote last or what's on uberboard a lot.
uberboard "We must become the change we want to see in the world" - Gandhi
G'luck!!
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-11-12 05:12:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-12 04:26:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
I dont even know whats going on
________________
If you feel the need to be informed, read Oath's last three posts with comments. It's enlightening.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-12 04:26:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I dont even know whats going on
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-11-12 04:25:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Go record this shit in one of your retarded rap songs, asshole.
Steroid-addled fuckwit.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-11-12 04:14:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude the Razorback game was fucking AWESOME! WOO GO HOGS GO!
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-12 03:51:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
All this could have been avoided if you had just listened to me weeks ago while on gabbly or in a review. How did I see this coming.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-10-08 12:32:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
Dammit Oath. I said calm down. I said back off. I said let it go. You really can't shut the fuck up can you. This is ME talikng here. Stop this now. post something over it to get it off the front, then be done with it. You take this too seriously.
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-11 23:42:04 EST (#)
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isnt this site supposed to be open forum for anything you wish to say?
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2006-11-11 23:22:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-11 23:21:21 (#)
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I would be hurt by that, but I know you're a teenager who plays on the net and whacks off in his parents basement, hoping that his brother doesn't walk in on him.
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Aaaargh how can you see into my basement
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-11 23:21:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I would be hurt by that, but I know you're a teenager who plays on the net and whacks off in his parents basement, hoping that his brother doesn't walk in on him.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2006-11-11 22:49:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-11 22:43:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut up, Brother Dim #1.
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I thought it was fatter in here. Whats going on asistant deputy acting temporary front desk manager in training? Don't answer i don't care.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-11 22:43:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut up, Brother Dim #1.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2006-11-11 22:39:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-11 21:52:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-11 20:19:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
Bret, this was gay. Stop being a pussy and man up. Method is never right, EVAR.
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Eat shit, semensucker, Method is ALWAYS right!!!!!!
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ooooooooh meffod you is always rite!!! B000000000YS!!!!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-11 22:23:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Huh.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-11 21:52:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-11 20:19:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
Bret, this was gay. Stop being a pussy and man up. Method is never right, EVAR.
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Eat shit, semensucker, Method is ALWAYS right!!!!!!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-11 20:19:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bret, this was gay. Stop being a pussy and man up. Method is never right, EVAR.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-11 19:25:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BOUT THEM DAWGS
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-11 19:17:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to see you with an alter that only posts excellent things and is nice to people (the ones who deserve it). The kind of person you claim to be. I guess we'll find out eventually.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-11-11 18:53:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shinebox (user info) at 2006-11-11 18:49:08 (#)
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SHINE FUCKIN BOXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Everything has always got to revolve around you, doesn't it? You're a Pokémon.
Submitted by shinebox (user info) at 2006-11-11 18:49:08 EST (#)
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SHINE FUCKIN BOXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-11 18:38:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright.
Read through all the reviews of BOTH posts now.
AND.
Yes, what I did was assholish and wrong.
Yes, I do feel (somewhat) bad about it.
No, I do not think I will apologize. No offense.
YES, I do believe that in some way, Bret has seen, if only a glimpse, of how he is seen by people, here and IRL.
And YES, I do think if it weren't for the attention-whoring and general assholishness, things would have been a LOT more friendly than they are. And to be totally honest, I think they still can be.
Like I said, I don't hate him. I don't *hate* anyone. Maybe it's semantics, and what I see as dislike and annoyance others see as hate or whatever, but to me, if I hate someone, nothing they do EVER can change it, and I totally dis-associate myself from that person or thing that I hate to the point of non-recognition.
Anyway.
That's about it.
But how about Georgia beating Auburn, holy shit.
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2006-11-11 18:37:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Have fun...
let me know how the craigslist posting removal goes.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-11 18:19:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-11 14:11:07 (#)
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IS IT OPPOSITE DAY
IF IT IS JUST TELL ME
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lollerskates.
*dies*
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-11-11 18:18:12 EST (#)
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Oh dear. When I opened this post I was completely unaware of all the crap that had been circling around these hallowed pages in the past days. It took me half of the evening to catch up, but I managed. An apology was required, but this didn't seem very heartfelt, especially coming from the pretentious bastard I've read so many comments of. Being able to physically hurt someone doesn't make you right, but you seem to think so. I sure hope you refrain from being such a self-important socksucker in the future, but 'once an asshat always an asshat' is still buzzing in my ears.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-11-11 18:08:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
curiouser and curiouser....
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-11 18:07:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*sigh*
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-11 18:05:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-11 15:01:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
...that's right kids, you hug that fucker out.
This is all wonderful drama!
Method!! Look at you. With the big brother FIX YOUR SHIT UP...
...and Oathmeal... expressing genuine regret of his own recent deplorable idiocy. I thought it played very well. A little self aware humility with a smattering of thoughtful revelations.
Truly, outstanding performances. Uberiffic!
JGreening - I am sure you might have some awareness that what you did crossed any acceptable line of human tolerance. You transcended your right to free-speech and committed an act of aggression by violating another person's life in a very real, very horrible way. That is assault. You should be held accountable for your actions - or at the very least institutionalized so that you can get the sort of help you need. What you did was wrong - this was not acceptable behavior and simply does not belong in any civilized society. You are indeed psychotic - or the very least a sociopath... either way your continued participation with other people should immediately end and only be allowed under the strictest observation.
You are a cancer. A friendly fellow most of the time, but you are damaged fucking goods partner.
You need to check yourself in. No more weekly visits and shotgun medication - daily group therapy and lets find you some proper meds.
You are ill. Get better.
>hug<
*****
Those who believe "therapy" actually works are more retarded than anyone else.
All of this shit makes for humorous reading, but I ain't buying any of it.
How stupid can you be???????
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-11 17:55:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-11-11 17:48:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
I would post myself semi-nude, but I would hate to be the cause of a rash of mass suicides.
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Please do, I need some new material for deposit into the spank bank
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-11-11 17:48:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-11-11 14:02:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't apologize to me you faggot, you didn't hurt my feelings. I thought you were pretty funny, and I for one am sorry to see you go. Other people have posted semi-nude pictures before without any reprecussions. Chipolatte comes to mind.
I would post myself semi-nude, but I would hate to be the cause of a rash of mass suicides.
Submitted by garudave (user info) at 2006-11-11 17:00:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A post over the internet opened your eyes? That's like saying I've actually learned something from reading Maddox.
Go away.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-11 16:46:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jesus fuckin christ. you NEEED to read this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95591
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-11-11 15:42:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is all SO fucking queer.
I really need to express my disdain at this post.
I was really indifferent about you before this, but holy fucking SHIT you're a pansy.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-11-11 15:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
lmao shut up
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-11 15:01:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
...that's right kids, you hug that fucker out.
This is all wonderful drama!
Method!! Look at you. With the big brother FIX YOUR SHIT UP...
...and Oathmeal... expressing genuine regret of his own recent deplorable idiocy. I thought it played very well. A little self aware humility with a smattering of thoughtful revelations.
Truly, outstanding performances. Uberiffic!
JGreening - I am sure you might have some awareness that what you did crossed any acceptable line of human tolerance. You transcended your right to free-speech and committed an act of aggression by violating another person's life in a very real, very horrible way. That is assault. You should be held accountable for your actions - or at the very least institutionalized so that you can get the sort of help you need. What you did was wrong - this was not acceptable behavior and simply does not belong in any civilized society. You are indeed psychotic - or the very least a sociopath... either way your continued participation with other people should immediately end and only be allowed under the strictest observation.
You are a cancer. A friendly fellow most of the time, but you are damaged fucking goods partner.
You need to check yourself in. No more weekly visits and shotgun medication - daily group therapy and lets find you some proper meds.
You are ill. Get better.
>hug<
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-11 14:43:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What happened between you and me is water under the bridge, and I have no ill will or regrets. I'm a big girl and I understand that careless actions on my part can and do have unpleasant consequences.
Apology happily accepted, and good luck with everything.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-11 14:11:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
IS IT OPPOSITE DAY
IF IT IS JUST TELL ME
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-11-11 14:02:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't apologize to me you faggot, you didn't hurt my feelings. I thought you were pretty funny, and I for one am sorry to see you go. Other people have posted semi-nude pictures before without any reprecussions. Chipolatte comes to mind.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-11 13:56:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lolz
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2006-11-11 13:53:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Talking about Jeanneee the way you did = horribly poor taste and a general cruel streak
What Jay did to you = bordering on the psychotic
What's really odd about this is why ANYONE would do that, its all fun and games to make threats and schedule weekly "crumplings" but to fuck with someone's source of income well that just reeks of a personality disorder.
You mentioned in Gabbly a couple of days back that you had nothing to say about me as I avoid talking to you, well that was generally because I felt that most of your comments were made for the purpose of inciting an argument and I had no interest in getting into one with you.
That aside this is the fucking internet here people, for all the lovely people I have encountered on this site I have yet to understand WHY anyone would want to go to this extent to hurt someone.
I honestly hope for your sake that you don't lose your job, that being said I really hope that Jay gets his own back in life.
Bret you sound like someone who is inherently a good person, walk away from the dull blue light of the computer and go meet people whose social graces have not been lowered by the anonymity of uber.
Jay you probably should just go fuck yourself, your post about your pathological lying didn't have the intended effect of making everyone sympathetic to your sad and pathetic life, in general everyone seemed sickened and stopped to take a look at the car wreck that is your life and carried on.
I hope this is "Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?"
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-11-11 13:48:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't feel qualified to answer rightnow because i am magnificently monumentally incredibly very drunk
but when i am sober i will come back and read it with both eyes
took me half an hour to type this
appreciate it etc
+2 because i love my screen name like it was my baby puppy that just learned not to piss on the rug
you know?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-11 13:35:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"i have no idea whats going on right now"
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-11 13:25:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That is TOTALLY different
<punches HV in the face and runs away>
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-11-11 13:24:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-11 11:59:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
"There's a limit to what you can do around here without repercussions. I've crossed the line with people before...not to this extent,"
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Holy fuck Bret could never do the damage you have done to a generation of young, crack babies whose pictures HAPPENED to be posted on the internet.
Although Hidden should take some blame as well, and Ax.
Now what happened to cause all this apologizing?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-11 13:12:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Is this some sort of Uber-armistace thing because it's 11/11?
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-11-11 13:07:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not sure what exactly you did, but you're a pussy.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-11-11 12:56:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
O...I see. Damn.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-11 12:53:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
New depths of lowness.
Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2006-11-11 12:44:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just went to get some cocoa puffs for breakfast, and poured what I soon found to be curdled milk over it. I blame my brother and have no breakfast now. Are beer and cocoa puffs any good?
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-11-11 12:34:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you start AA and is this that ask forgiveness step?
If you really were stalking these folks you should have
sent apology snail mail with a Hallmark Card...would have
had the sincerity of real apology with the added stalker
effect of "knowing" where to find them.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-11-11 12:17:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I sure do love that Method-Man.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-11 12:17:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2006-11-11 12:07:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-11 12:05:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
hi
my name is method and i like to streeeeetch woooooords for eeeeeemphasis.
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I had a feeling Dr. Cox on Scrubs was one of Method's alters
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Scrubs= auto+2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-11-11 12:14:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You +2'd me. I like you. I don't know what the fuck is going on, but I damn sure didn't need to see you naked.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-11 12:10:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
me too.
that's why i copy him all the time.
oh no wait, that's method.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-11 12:10:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I mean I LOOOOOOOOOOVE that guy
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-11 12:08:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha Dr. Cox, I LOVE that guy
Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2006-11-11 12:07:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-11 12:05:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
hi
my name is method and i like to streeeeetch woooooords for eeeeeemphasis.
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I had a feeling Dr. Cox on Scrubs was one of Method's alters
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-11 12:07:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just trying to keep it comfortable for your wide-headed viewing pleasure, Apollo.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-11 12:06:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Method, you have mail. Please promptly change passwords.
And yea, this is all about as sincere as it gets.
See ya'll on the flipside.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-11 12:05:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hi
my name is method and i like to streeeeetch woooooords for eeeeeemphasis.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-11 12:05:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And Kaelic is a faggot who, and I quote TTOM, "will rape anything that can't scuttle away fast enough"
Don't apologize to him!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-11 11:59:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm actually floored by this. I hope it's sincere, and I never would have expected it.
Like I said, I think you and I would get along wonderfully... and we are a lot alike. You seem like you're a good person deep down, but this fucking place turns even the nicest people into monsters. I'm actually a very nice guy in real life to those who are good to me, but I can't lie - people who shit on me are also shit on. I think that's the way you have to be to get ahead in life.
As fucked up as uber makes people though, you'll find that the people are also very forgiving, and if you are sincere, nothing that transpired before will ever be mentioned again, except by a few immature retards, and those are eaaaaaaaasy pickins'
Posting naked pictures of yourself on a public forum where not only are there thousands of registered users, but countless others lurk and read, is a stupid idea. How do you know someone at your job doesn't lurk on uber?
There's a limit to what you can do around here without repercussions. I've crossed the line with people before...not to this extent, but you get a feel of what to do and not to do. What Jay did was waaaaay over the line, but it WAS inevitable. I've seen it before, and I was just waiting for it to happen.
Surviving on uber means you have to walk a veeeeeeery fine line between being an asshole and respecting others. Remember, as much as you say "I don't give a fuck about anything", there's ALWAYS someone who doesn't give a fuck even more. ESPECIALLY on uber. In this case, it was Jay, not surprisingly.
Again, I hope you're sincere.
And great, just what I need, more alters.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-11 11:59:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
His 'uber' mail is method.at.hotmail.com ... I'm pretty sure
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-11-11 11:57:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You are mentally retarded.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-11-11 11:55:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*Cries crocodile tears*
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-11 11:53:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Try to come back in a few months, you're not a terrible writer. But I would suggest not saying who you are if you ever come back, and not being such an asshole, if you can do that then you'll be fine here.
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-11-11 11:53:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Live and let live
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-11 11:51:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Method ... I need to send you an e-mail. Please send me a message I can reply to, as I don't know your addy. bretd9.at.gmail.com
Darko, this isn't shens. I promise you that.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-11 11:48:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Apollo, I forgot to include you.
I'm sorry.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-11 11:47:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
check his three recent posts apollo
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-11 11:47:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shenanigans
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-11-11 11:45:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Its gona be a good day
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-11 11:45:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no hard feelings old egg.
unless this is shennys.
what happened to prompt this?