Happy Birthday to Me (2591 hits)
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Submitted by coley (View user info) at 2006-11-11 14:26:07 EST
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Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-03-14 17:16:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those sunglasses are huge!!!!
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-21 03:10:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You have a good record of being not ugly. Happy birthday to you.
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-18 06:23:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nope Happy Birthday to me :)
im well old now!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-10 21:28:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAPPY UNBIRTHDAY, COLEY.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-10 21:19:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nomad: if I can find it, you can suck it.
Ha, thanks Siren..I dyed it but it was not quite red before anyway..
Tuesday, tuesday..about two years ago you said you were working on a tribute post for me..where the hell is it? Knickers down in exchange; pony up! There's a Stella Artois in it for you.
Submitted by Nomad (user info) at 2006-12-10 20:32:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy birthday...
CAN I SUCK YOUR DICK?!
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-12-10 20:21:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woot! Happy birthday. I thought you had light red hair. Huh.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2006-12-10 20:02:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You look over 16 now. Commence with operation Knickers Down.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-12-07 13:42:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Hey, I said that THREE MONTHS AGO...you've confused me."
shhhh don't tell coley
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-11-26 03:12:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
On your birthday Carnival kicks off, how 'bout that? Congrats and all that.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-26 00:45:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like hats
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-26 00:39:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bump
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-11-17 17:06:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fierce.
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-17 16:43:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you look mean.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-11-14 16:01:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Belated Birthday! Hope it was fabulous!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-14 00:47:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm 300 yrs old.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-13 19:27:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Opposite Day's over, moley. You look older than the pyramids, or Big Mike.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-13 19:22:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A very happy un-birthday to you!
To me?
To You!
To me!
Or however the Alice in Wonderland song goes...
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-13 19:15:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks, everyone
bday wishes appreciated :)
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-11-13 18:47:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Your eyes are quite stunning, my dear. Happy Birthday.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-13 18:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I could have sworn I wished you a happy birthday already.
Any how - now, Happy Un-Birthday!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-13 18:20:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-11-11 22:14:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what I want for MY birthday? To decide who lives and who dies.
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I TOTALLY should have asked for this.
Also, the reviews on here were great.
Also, I wish everyone loved Lisa as much as I did.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-11-13 18:18:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
happy belated...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-13 18:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
aw crap, i forgot, um. Let's see, what can I get you...how bout 30 minutes in the back-seat of the Trans-Am???
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-13 11:14:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
happy birthday banana girl. of course meant in the nonsexual way.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2006-11-13 11:02:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy b-day !
also :
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-11-11 22:14:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what I want for MY birthday? To decide who lives and who dies.
you can always decide to die today . You've got the power ! now , do it !
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-13 11:01:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-13 09:56:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-11-13 09:50:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday!
I bleieve Shlongy asked you a question...
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Yeah, seriously..HOW did I miss that? I have no eye for detail.
WELL?
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she's not, if you look on the top of her right shoulder you'll see a tiny bit of a tank top
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-11-13 10:41:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy birthday sweetie!
Oh, and I'd certainly jump on that whole "eye-fucking" bandwagon thing thats goin on.
Nice hat btw.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-13 09:56:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-11-13 09:50:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday!
I bleieve Shlongy asked you a question...
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Yeah, seriously..HOW did I miss that? I have no eye for detail.
WELL?
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-11-13 09:50:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday!
I bleieve Shlongy asked you a question...
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-13 07:23:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Happy birthday I suppose for the other day.
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-11-13 02:34:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2006-11-12 23:49:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-12 04:24:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Zampolit (user info) at 2006-11-11 21:00:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
I've spotted many odd posts about the uberparts lately. They all claim that the level of faggotry
and buttsex on ubersite has increased exponentially. I was inclined to ignore these posts, assuming they were the fruit of a deviant mind, however I now know he was right.
Happy Birthday? How about you stick your head in a goddamn oven, you vile harpie. The number of +2's on this post make me want to kill something cute - like ducklings. Goddamn you mob of execrable beasts. Stuff like this should be -2'ed into oblivion.
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This dude totally pays for sex.
Happy B-day to you! Way to get older.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-12 23:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy birthday, colester.
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-11-12 19:38:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-12 19:10:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Are you naked ?
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-12 15:41:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU SEXY BEAST!
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-12 05:03:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yes, you are a whole day older than you were yesterday.... and tomoroow... well we will see....
"im not as young as i used to be....but im not as old as im going to be..."
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-12 04:24:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Zampolit (user info) at 2006-11-11 21:00:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
I've spotted many odd posts about the uberparts lately. They all claim that the level of faggotry
and buttsex on ubersite has increased exponentially. I was inclined to ignore these posts, assuming they were the fruit of a deviant mind, however I now know he was right.
Happy Birthday? How about you stick your head in a goddamn oven, you vile harpie. The number of +2's on this post make me want to kill something cute - like ducklings. Goddamn you mob of execrable beasts. Stuff like this should be -2'ed into oblivion.
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This dude totally pays for sex.
Happy B-day to you! Way to get older.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-11-12 04:11:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my garsh! I just realized chew look nekkid in that picture! WOOT!
*mental images of camera panning down*
WOOT!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-12 03:46:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Anything I can do to entertain you assholes.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-12 03:40:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sacrilicious, I would like to pretend that that is all completely true and that one of us got really wasted and crazy tonight, cause dammit I didn't. Yes that makes me a loser. However I am lost as to how I am a wigger. It's okay though I still love you Lisa.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-12 03:32:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-12 03:07:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why does everybody get off on this annoying chick who acts like a 15-year-old wigger? Do you guys have a top secret Internet crime-fighting squad?
Happy Birthday!
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If you're talking about me, it was a fucking joke.
If you're talking about Coley..I have no idea why anyone would say that about her. She's about the kindest person you'll find on this site.
Either way, you're often insufferably obnoxious yourself, and when I happen upon your occasional ponderings about why anyone could possibly think you're a cunt, I laugh out loud. So, thanks for the laughs.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-12 03:18:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-12 03:09:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-12 03:01:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
*sighs............* None of this actually happened did it Sacrilicious.
[that was not a question]
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I..I did drink some beer..
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well that's nearly the same.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-12 03:07:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you guys have a top secret Internet crime-fighting squad?
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erm... http://www.ubersite.com/m/94657 no?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-12 03:09:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-12 03:01:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
*sighs............* None of this actually happened did it Sacrilicious.
[that was not a question]
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I..I did drink some beer..
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-12 03:07:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why does everybody get off on this annoying chick who acts like a 15-year-old wigger? Do you guys have a top secret Internet crime-fighting squad?
Happy Birthday!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-12 03:01:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-12 02:33:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Coley i got drunk for your bd tonight and every time we got drinks i'd say "TO COLEY!" and my friends would be all like sure, whatev but tehn this WHORE was alll WHO THE FUCK IS COLEY and i was all WHAT DID YOU SAY, BITCH? and she was all you're liek as tall as my knee whatchu gonna do and I was like OH YEAH? and i stomped on her foot an d kicked her shins an poured her shittty domestic beer over her head then i broke the bottle against the bar and i STABBED HER IN HER FUCKIN EYE and while she was screaming OW MY EYE I picked up her annoying little yip yip lapdog and threw it at her face and there was dog hair all mixed in with the blood and her boyfriend was like OMG I HATED HER ANYWAY and now she's blind and who is this coley so i showed him your picture that i carry around in my wallet and he was all she's hot, and i was like i knows and he was all can you hook me up? and i said sure maybe, for a price he's asleep in my bed now but he wants to know if he cam have your number. oh and he says happy birthday too.
:)
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*sighs............* None of this actually happened did it Sacrilicious.
[that was not a question]
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-12 02:33:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Coley i got drunk for your bd tonight and every time we got drinks i'd say "TO COLEY!" and my friends would be all like sure, whatev but tehn this WHORE was alll WHO THE FUCK IS COLEY and i was all WHAT DID YOU SAY, BITCH? and she was all you're liek as tall as my knee whatchu gonna do and I was like OH YEAH? and i stomped on her foot an d kicked her shins an poured her shittty domestic beer over her head then i broke the bottle against the bar and i STABBED HER IN HER FUCKIN EYE and while she was screaming OW MY EYE I picked up her annoying little yip yip lapdog and threw it at her face and there was dog hair all mixed in with the blood and her boyfriend was like OMG I HATED HER ANYWAY and now she's blind and who is this coley so i showed him your picture that i carry around in my wallet and he was all she's hot, and i was like i knows and he was all can you hook me up? and i said sure maybe, for a price he's asleep in my bed now but he wants to know if he cam have your number. oh and he says happy birthday too.
:)
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-11-12 02:04:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
COLEYO MAGNIFICO! Chew are sexay ladie! We should open-mouth kiss! WOOT!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-11-12 01:37:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-11-11 16:17:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-11-11 15:52:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-11 15:36:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-11-11 15:35:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
I would most certainly fuck your eyes.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-11 23:58:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs
Dis is kewl.
Almost as kewl as Coley.
but not quite.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-11 23:54:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
k... happy bday..... why not use an original photo instead of the photoshopping?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-11 23:38:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the level of honesty on this post is staggering
speaking of staggering, I hope to be staggering about soon.
I love you all, no matter how much you loathe me. :)
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-11 23:17:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
stevie, I mentioned you in my latest post
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-11 23:15:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woooooooooo
Dirty water for all!
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-11-11 23:14:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy birthday woman!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-11 22:44:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAP-py BIRTHDAY!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-11-11 22:14:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what I want for MY birthday? To decide who lives and who dies.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-11 21:53:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-11 17:43:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-11-11 17:21:33 (#)
Ranking: 1
Wooptidoo, happy birthday...
I don't see why a pretty face would deter anyone from rating this very vapid and unoriginal post as it should. The +2 streak only reaffirms my beliefs that Ubersite is composed entirely of either horny teenagers and/or Mid-life crisis men. You seem to like the attention, so a happy old day to you all.
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As it should? According to who, you?
Maybe it's that Coley doesn't trust us enough to give us her address so we can send her presents, so we give her +2s instead.
Judging from your last few posts, you aren't a real stickler for content, either. So let's all just focus on Coley's eyes, drink the kool-aid, and move on with our evening, what do you say?
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The purple kind I hope?
Submitted by Zampolit (user info) at 2006-11-11 21:00:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've spotted many odd posts about the uberparts lately. They all claim that the level of faggotry
and buttsex on ubersite has increased exponentially. I was inclined to ignore these posts, assuming they were the fruit of a deviant mind, however I now know he was right.
Happy Birthday? How about you stick your head in a goddamn oven, you vile harpie. The number of +2's on this post make me want to kill something cute - like ducklings. Goddamn you mob of execrable beasts. Stuff like this should be -2'ed into oblivion.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-11 20:38:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Enjoy the cake.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95313
Blow out the candles.
http://www.nipperknits.com/archives/birthday%20candles.jpg
Nice hat.
Now it is your turn to hit the big gay animal.
http://www.kids-birthday-party-guide.com/images/pinata.jpg
Open the presents.
http://www.mashby.com/images/posts/birthday_presents.gif
:D
Submitted by Zampolit (user info) at 2006-11-11 20:29:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Happy Birthday.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-11 19:37:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-11 19:27:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
*blinks*
Nicole? Your name is "Nicole"?? Didn't your parents know 'Nicole the orc' is an anagram of Electronic Ho?
******
Electronic Hos need plugged in frequently.
Iddqd, is your name Sam? Iddqd I am. Do you like green......
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-11 19:27:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*blinks*
Nicole? Your name is "Nicole"?? Didn't your parents know 'Nicole the orc' is an anagram of Electronic Ho?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-11 19:02:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-11-11 18:48:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus Christ, can't some of you fucks just be happy for her because it's her birthday.
Bunch of fucking jaded assholes.
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yeah, rock and fuckin roll, bigmike. 100% right
happy birthday nicole.
go get laid, and just as you come, i want you to call out "sam!"
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-11 18:56:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"The +2 streak only reaffirms my beliefs that Ubersite is composed entirely of either horny teenagers and/or Mid-life crisis men."
*busy's himself with sorting names*
[mutters to self] Big mike to the mid-life crisis category, Danger to... *creates new category*, Danger to the opposite day category... the opposite day category of incredible, for amazingingly great people - who start with D.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-11 18:53:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm don't give her good ratings because she's pretty. I give her good ratings because I want to fuck her.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-11-11 18:51:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My eyes are prettier than yours.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-11-11 18:48:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus Christ, can't some of you fucks just be happy for her because it's her birthday.
Bunch of fucking jaded assholes.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-11-11 18:43:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-11 18:38:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-11-11 18:22:55 (#)
Ranking: 1
If you guys want to rate on looks, then do so without saying they're 'presents for the birthday girl'. Let those hormones out the honest way.
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Understood. That said, I'm a girl and you'll find I rarely have any trouble letting my hormones out here on ubersite. I'm not rating on looks (though she's gorgeous), I'm rating on Coley and her birthday.
If I had one BD wish, it would be for mescaline kool-aid.
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Oh dear... that fell flat on its face. In your case, at least. Please stop taunting me with the Kool-Aid comments, it's not sold in Holland.
To show I'm not the assest of idiots, I'll +2 this once.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-11 18:38:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-11-11 18:22:55 (#)
Ranking: 1
If you guys want to rate on looks, then do so without saying they're 'presents for the birthday girl'. Let those hormones out the honest way.
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Understood. That said, I'm a girl and you'll find I rarely have any trouble letting my hormones out here on ubersite. I'm not rating on looks (though she's gorgeous), I'm rating on Coley and her birthday.
If I had one BD wish, it would be for mescaline kool-aid.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-11 18:30:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well since it is your birthday I think it is time I answered the question you have been asking yourself for weeks.
Yes I will have sex with you...
Wait you mean you never asked?
Well quit being so fucking perverted!
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-11 18:28:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy happy!
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-11-11 18:22:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-11 17:43:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-11-11 17:21:33 (#)
Ranking: 1
Wooptidoo, happy birthday...
I don't see why a pretty face would deter anyone from rating this very vapid and unoriginal post as it should. The +2 streak only reaffirms my beliefs that Ubersite is composed entirely of either horny teenagers and/or Mid-life crisis men. You seem to like the attention, so a happy old day to you all.
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As it should? According to who, you?
Maybe it's that Coley doesn't trust us enough to give us her address so we can send her presents, so we give her +2s instead.
Judging from your last few posts, you aren't a real stickler for content, either. So let's all just focus on Coley's eyes, drink the kool-aid, and move on with our evening, what do you say?
__________
I'm the first to admit my lack of any real content. But the thing that stings me here is that the only reason she gets these 'presents', is because she has nice eyes (Coley, you do, and this isn't a personal attack or anything). If any man or ugly female would post the exact same thing with his or her own picture, this wouldn't be rated as high.
If you guys want to rate on looks, then do so without saying they're 'presents for the birthday girl'. Let those hormones out the honest way.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-11 17:54:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-11 17:11:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-11 17:00:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
internet bajiner shits me.
cept for lisa and the misanthropic bitch
mainly the misanthropic bitch.
in fact totally the misanthropic bitch.
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how could you not +2 the mighty coley??????????????????
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jesus fucking christ. its desperate fucks like you that tell ghola she is a good writer, in the vain, vain desperate hope that she will bestow upon you her disturbingly pre-pubescent boy-like charms.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-11-11 17:45:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday.
This plus two is to commemorate yet another year on this side of the dirt.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-11 17:44:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So I have this friend who drank mescaline kool aid once and she told me to tell you all that if you ever do that make sure you don't drink the last glass unless you're ready for a wild ride.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-11 17:43:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-11-11 17:21:33 (#)
Ranking: 1
Wooptidoo, happy birthday...
I don't see why a pretty face would deter anyone from rating this very vapid and unoriginal post as it should. The +2 streak only reaffirms my beliefs that Ubersite is composed entirely of either horny teenagers and/or Mid-life crisis men. You seem to like the attention, so a happy old day to you all.
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As it should? According to who, you?
Maybe it's that Coley doesn't trust us enough to give us her address so we can send her presents, so we give her +2s instead.
Judging from your last few posts, you aren't a real stickler for content, either. So let's all just focus on Coley's eyes, drink the kool-aid, and move on with our evening, what do you say?
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-11 17:34:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-11-11 17:21:33 (#)
Ranking: 1
Wooptidoo, happy birthday...
I don't see why a pretty face would deter anyone from rating this very vapid and unoriginal post as it should. The +2 streak only reaffirms my beliefs that Ubersite is composed entirely of either horny teenagers and/or Mid-life crisis men. You seem to like the attention, so a happy old day to you all.
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i think you need some anti depresents
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-11 17:33:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WOO ATTENTION YAY
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-11-11 17:21:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Wooptidoo, happy birthday...
I don't see why a pretty face would deter anyone from rating this very vapid and unoriginal post as it should. The +2 streak only reaffirms my beliefs that Ubersite is composed entirely of either horny teenagers and/or Mid-life crisis men. You seem to like the attention, so a happy old day to you all.
Submitted by Lobo (user info) at 2006-11-11 17:20:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell yeah
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-11 17:18:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HIPPY BARFDAY
*hugs*
*grabass*
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-11-11 17:13:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAPPY NURRRR DAY TO UUUUUU
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-11 17:12:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-11 17:11:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-11 17:00:26 (#)
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internet bajiner shits me.
cept for lisa and the misanthropic bitch
mainly the misanthropic bitch.
in fact totally the misanthropic bitch.
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how could you not +2 the mighty coley??????????????????
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good grief here we go..
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-11-11 17:12:51 EST (#)
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woo!
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-11 17:11:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-11 17:00:26 (#)
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internet bajiner shits me.
cept for lisa and the misanthropic bitch
mainly the misanthropic bitch.
in fact totally the misanthropic bitch.
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how could you not +2 the mighty coley??????????????????
Submitted by garudave (user info) at 2006-11-11 17:01:57 EST (#)
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What kind of photoshop job is that?
Regardless, enjoy your personal holiday.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-11 17:00:26 EST (#)
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internet bajiner shits me.
cept for lisa and the misanthropic bitch
mainly the misanthropic bitch.
in fact totally the misanthropic bitch.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-11-11 16:54:02 EST (#)
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*love*
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-11 16:53:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-11 16:29:34 (#)
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thank you Newty.
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welcome*
oh every misake i make just gives coley an extra +2. GO COLEY! i hope you got some fabulous prezzies btw
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-11 16:52:49 EST (#)
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:)
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-11 16:52:14 EST (#)
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welcome
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-11 16:51:56 EST (#)
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D_R, thank you. I will pretend I didn't see that last sentence.
OPPOSITE DAY HERE>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiFKS62wQAA
Newty, I don't care whose alter you are :) thanks.
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-11-11 16:50:29 EST (#)
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happy birthday, miss coley! can i have some of your cake? ok what i really want is some of your milk. mmm
and for all you other big people, do you like music? i sang miss coley a birthday song.
you guys say linkwhore, but i don't know what whore means, except that it's what daddy calls his ex-wife.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95613
i gotta get back to the track now, my pony is winning.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-11-11 16:43:17 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-11 16:29:34 EST (#)
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thank you Newty.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-11 16:28:50 EST (#)
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you have SUCH pretty eyes. lucky bugger.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-11 16:25:15 EST (#)
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Happy birthday coley. You are very pretty and have a lovely hat. I hope you get some really neat presents and don't singe any of your beautifully thick and luxuriously shiny hair on the candles of your cake. You look, let me guess, eighteen? +24 gazillion.
Yes dear it's opposite day.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-11 16:23:52 EST (#)
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Thanks, darlin. :) I hope it is a good year. I think it's gonna be a big, important one.
I CAN FEEL IT
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-11 16:19:01 EST (#)
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Happy Birthday, beautiful.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-11-11 16:17:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-11-11 15:52:03 (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-11 15:36:23 (#)
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-11-11 15:35:31 (#)
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I would most certainly fuck your eyes.
also happy birtday
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-11 15:57:38 EST (#)
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Minus the fear I feel for my impending eye injuries, I thank you all. :)
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-11-11 15:52:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-11 15:36:23 (#)
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-11-11 15:35:31 (#)
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I would most certainly fuck your eyes.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-11-11 15:43:12 EST (#)
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Happy Birthday
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-11 15:36:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-11-11 15:35:31 (#)
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I would most certainly fuck your eyes.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-11-11 15:35:31 EST (#)
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I would most certainly fuck your eyes.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-11-11 15:19:59 EST (#)
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SHOW US YOUR cake.
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-11-11 15:15:10 EST (#)
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ooooooo Cutie!
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-11 15:01:21 EST (#)
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GO COLEY!
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-11-11 14:56:35 EST (#)
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+3 Coley.
Show us your tits.
-Dave
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-11 14:44:34 EST (#)
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I mentioned you in my latest post
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-11-11 14:41:10 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-11-11 14:39:23 EST (#)
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Cool sunglasses. Happy birthday coley.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2006-11-11 14:33:33 EST (#)
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Happy Birfday coleynater
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-11 14:26:27 EST (#)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU