I've decided to be nasty (368 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.33 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Dominic Peers (View user info) at 2006-11-11 23:06:00 EST
In response to: http://www.ubersite.com/m/95607
The world would be perfect if it weren't for all you fucking people in it. Negative? Hell yes.
Shit posts deserve mocking. I derive enjoyment from this. Our definition of 'shit post' may be different... but why not savour the difference? Can't we all get along under the diversity rainbow?
Mainly I despise the social aspect of this site. Seriously. Look at what happens when this gets out of control: http://www.ubersite.com/m/95641
Am I wrong?
But I don't hate anyone here. I don't even hate the shit posts. I just think it's funny to write mean responses to what I deem shitty writing. Maybe all you armchair psychologists out there can work out what that means and get back to me.
Until then, if I were you, I'd call me a bitch son of a whore and -2 me to hell. It's only reasonable.
User Reviews
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-26 01:29:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HILARIOUS PARODY!!!!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-26 01:10:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-11-12 06:13:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My very first negative review. I wish I had something more substantive to saye. Sorry.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-12 05:59:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Until then, if I were you, I'd call me a bitch son of a whore and -2 me to hell. It's only reasonable.
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if you insist.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-12 03:21:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Being nasty's not nice.
-2 papsmear.
Submitted by Zampolit (user info) at 2006-11-12 03:06:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is a shit post. There is no question about that. It was a stupid indulgence - I saw 'I've decided to be nice' on the main page and decided it needed a corollary. People might get confused. That said -2 away if you want, but only if you want ( I have no wish to be known as a -2 whore)
Anway, like its any worse than what usually gets published on this online sewerage treatment plant. Oh heavens, I might knock off the "DONKEY ANUS GETS BEEBED!!" posts. Or fucking happy birthday posts. Happy Birthday? Seriously? Congratulations asshole, you just got older. What a fucking achievement.
But now I'm ranting. I'd better head on inside and cool off.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-11-12 02:40:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-11 23:52:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this woulda been better as a reply in the rating of the mocked site
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-11 23:44:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Texas goes DOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWN!
Man, Texas, Auburn and Cal, all in one day.
That "One-loss teams clamoring for the #2 ranking" group got a weeeeee bit smaller today.
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-11-11 23:33:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Please, Mr Dominic, enlighten us as to what it is you consider un "shitty" writing.
Because if this is it, you've lost me.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-11 23:20:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I would say this sucked, but that's an insult to all the lovely street walkers who suck for a living.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-11 23:11:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fair enough. Right as you may be, this was shit, and your honesty is welcome.