Fucked Your Cousin? Come Within, Here is a Safe Place. (2652 hits)
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Submitted by ripple (View user info) at 2006-11-12 06:56:26 EST
Picture this:
You're at your great-aunt's husband's niece's wedding reception, surrounded by hundreds of distant relatives, when you spy her across a sea of old women proudly sporting lipstick-stained dentures. The object of your affection is a young, nubile bridesmaid, a veritable gem of perfection. Overcome with desire, you cross the room with carnal images flashing through your mind. You approach her confidently, you try to play it smooth.
"Hey, I couldn't help but notice that you were all alone. Want to dance?"
The look of disgust on her face is unparalleled (she knows your plans) as she turns to you and says:
"Dude, I'm your COUSIN."
For all of you who don't understand what the problem is (fuck, you're not THAT related), I have found the website for you.
Taken from: http://www.cousincouples.com
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Cousincouples.com exists to provide information and support to cousins who find themselves involved in romantic relationships.
In general, cousincouples.com defines cousin relationships as romantic affection between those who have a formal consanguinity of two degrees or greater under the measure used by the common law of the English and American legal systems¹. In plain terms, we don't think anything is wrong with loving your first or more distant cousin. In fact, we think the combination of this special intimacy and romance often make for a strong, beautiful, intimate, loving and extraordinary relationship. Many of our participants have successful, legal marriages and long term relationships with their cousins despite society's obstacles. Many readers and participants seek peer counselling to deal with the emotions of incidental or transient relationships with cousins. A significant majority of our participants have never met another person involved in a cousin relationship. In providing discussion with peers who have had similar experiences, and by being a general resource for cousins in such situations, we believe we fulfill a valuable and important role.
We celebrate the success of loving, supportive relationships between consenting adults. We believe that the common prejudice against cousin relationships and marriages is wrong. We undertake lobbying efforts and make public representations to further this viewpoint. We support and applaud those with the strength of character and depth of commitment to overcome resistance and pursue happiness with the partner of their choice...
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I know, you think it doesn't sound like your cup of incest, but you've got to try it out! I mean, this site has everything: games, a library, a message board, a survey (some of the results are acutally rather disturbing), and even the occasional opportunity to chat with an cousincouple expert!
Go forth and prosper, depraved Überusers. And just remember: That whole birth defects thing was a myth... right??
User Reviews
Submitted by dexpaxas (user info) at 2007-01-06 01:33:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've got 4 cousins I'd love to not get into a serious relationship with...just fuck them silly.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-11-14 09:34:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
moonbeam
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-11-13 04:08:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-12 07:01:17 (#)
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*cues the 15 year old toothless banjo picker
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I hear dueling banjos in the background.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-12 23:04:39 EST (#)
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Has anyone made a Caul joke yet?
Why not?
Submitted by DeadHorse (user info) at 2006-11-12 17:59:01 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/81858#1767168
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-11-12 16:47:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by jraines (user info) at 2006-11-12 15:42:46 (#)
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That title sure is an attention getter, and wow, I haven't seen that much sarcasm in a while.
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dude, i only wrote about two words. its worse when i actually talk...
sarcasm is godly
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-11-12 16:45:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-12 15:40:40 (#)
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Been reading the Tucker Max message board?
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a friend sent me the website link- its quite possible that he was.
Submitted by jraines (user info) at 2006-11-12 15:42:46 EST (#)
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That title sure is an attention getter, and wow, I haven't seen that much sarcasm in a while.
There aren't too many states that actually outlaw first cousin marriage, and I don't think it is here in Texas either. Still, that would be too freak'n bizare, and I don't think anyone should pursue it... well, unless you're British Royalty.
Ok, fine, any royalty.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-12 15:40:40 EST (#)
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Been reading the Tucker Max message board?
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-11-12 14:24:17 EST (#)
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I bet half the people here in Arkansas are active members of that damn site. Ugh.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-12 14:11:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-12 13:47:07 (#)
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Wouldn't an uncle be more closely related to you than a cousin?
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It was a bad joke.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-12 13:47:07 EST (#)
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Wouldn't an uncle be more closely related to you than a cousin?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-12 13:32:07 EST (#)
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First cousins? FIRST?? Ugh. Dangerous. Repulsive.
But I do have this really hot uncle..
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-11-12 12:06:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-11-12 08:54:24 (#)
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It never bothered Catherine Linton.
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Yes! This is probably the best reference anyone will make over the next few days.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-11-12 11:40:58 EST (#)
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I feel wrong +2ing this.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-11-12 09:58:38 EST (#)
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GO BLUE!
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-12 09:50:44 EST (#)
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i don't think its wrong, not sure how id feel if i had any cousins my age
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-12 09:07:46 EST (#)
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Offspring of first cousins often become Uberers.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-11-12 08:54:24 EST (#)
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It never bothered Catherine Linton.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-11-12 07:15:42 EST (#)
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WTF, just last night I was told about a niece and nephew thing in my family.
I don't mind what people do with eachother, kids or animals as long as they don't hurt them or do it in my parking space.
Love is a fucker.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-12 07:01:17 EST (#)
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*cues the 15 year old toothless banjo picker
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-11-12 07:01:05 EST (#)
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Man, I gotta cousin that's fucking stellar. And that's all I'm going to say.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-11-12 07:00:04 EST (#)
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This post is gonna go down like a french kiss at a family reunion.
I'm here all week.
-Dave
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-12 06:58:48 EST (#)
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All second cousin marriages are legal in the U.S. with many states allowing first cousins to marry.