The End is Coming (360 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: 0.84 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Snuffleupagus (View user info) at 2006-11-12 19:34:48 EST
I've determined that there is a dead human body for almost every square meter of land on earth. This of course means that when the dead are raised (as has been depicted in such great movies as Army of Darkness, and Night of the Living Dead) we're all screwed. With a 2 meter depth, the volume of a human body on average would take up .06m^3 making human corpses alone a solid 3%. Now consider, compared to body volume, the volume of poopy and piss that a person creates in a lifetime. An average daily urination volume is from .8-2L. x 365.25 x 40 (conservative enough average life guesstimation for you?) = 11688-29220L, that's 3506400000000000 L of piss! Not counting the rest of the animals that are pissing all over the lakes you swim in. But I have strayed from my main point, when some butthole gets a hold of the Necronomica we're definitely fucked.
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Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-11-13 02:02:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"But I have strayed from my main point, when some butthole gets a hold of the Necronomica we're definitely fucked."
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OR: When that damned venus space probe comes back to Earth (or whatever the hell John Russo was pushing), THEN we'll all be fucked.
Remember: Kill the brain, and you KILL THE GHOUL.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-13 01:45:11 EST (#)
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KLAATU-VERADA-NICTO!
Submitted by jraines (user info) at 2006-11-13 01:35:56 EST (#)
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Uh.. I mean..
Mmmm... brains...
Submitted by jraines (user info) at 2006-11-13 01:35:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Being a zombie, I'm inclined to agree.
Submitted by garudave (user info) at 2006-11-13 01:20:55 EST (#)
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YES.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2006-11-12 23:25:39 EST (#)
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this reminds me of
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-12 22:58:37 EST (#)
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Auto +1 zombie math
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-11-12 21:56:06 EST (#)
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Great. Better hurry up and kill yourself.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-12 21:50:56 EST (#)
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Naturally, more for Europe with the plague and such.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-11-12 20:11:22 EST (#)
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For ubersite? I hope to fuck so.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-12 20:00:55 EST (#)
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"They're coming to get you, Barbara."
Just like the Necronomicon-fictional.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-12 19:51:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snuffleupagus (user info) at 2006-11-12 19:45:37 EST (#)
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Thanks for the thoughtful reviews : /.
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2006-11-12 19:41:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-11-12 19:38:12 EST (#)
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WHAT......
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-12 19:38:02 EST (#)
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