Is it cool if I jerk off while my roommate is sleeping 5 feet away? (1257 hits)
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Submitted by CATAL (View user info) at 2006-11-13 09:17:05 EST
Okay, so here's the deal. It's 6 am on a monday morning and I haven't slept all night.
I woke up drunk this morning and didn't feel like sobering up so I started taking shots. I didn't sober up until about 7 o'clock in the evening and it was great. i spent the day yelling at people, playing frisbee, doing somersaults in the wet grass, and generally making an ass out of myself.
Unfortunately, this meant that I had to write my paper on the differing visions of the gods held by Thucydides and Euripides in one night. I know some people can get away with writing a paper in one night, but I'm not one of those people. So in order to write the paper I chugged two tall boy Amps and got to work. the paper sucked but i got it done and then hung out and listened to music while my floormates wrote their papers and took bong-rips.
at about 5:15 i couln't take watching My Chemical Romance on MTVU so i came back to my room where my roommate was sleeping.
now here's where things get a little sticky. i'd really like ot just jerk off right now, but i think it's a little creepy with my roommate just 5 feet away. if he were to wake up in the middle of it with my dick in hand, or even worse, just as i'm finishing, well, that would be something i'd like to avoid.
so, i basically i just felt like posting something, so what do you people think? is it cool if i just jerk off while he's sleeping?
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Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-11-14 22:33:02 EST (#)
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yeah well i haven't even posted there in a while, school sucks...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-14 18:10:04 EST (#)
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Because that's pretty much the only place where I get to read your stuff nowadays.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-14 08:50:31 EST (#)
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The short answer is "yes".
The longer answer is "make sure you drop a load on his/her face".
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-11-14 07:37:55 EST (#)
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I would, have, and will again jack off close to friends / family / collegues.
Who gives a fuck.
And what's with the attachment?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-14 05:41:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-11-13 09:52:32 (#)
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I would say take yourself in hand and make lots of noise. If he wakes up and sees you then he is the ghey one for looking, you gave him enough warning with the noise.
Have a pleasant evening.
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Submitted by Joe_all_night_long (user info) at 2006-11-14 05:22:25 EST (#)
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I say go for it. You would be a jerk not to take the problem in hand.
Though I live in a studio apartment and have jerked it while my sister slept not 5 feet away, so maybe I'm not the best person to ask. Whatever.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-13 23:50:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-11-13 09:22:22 (#)
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By the way, there's nothing wrong with masturbating near other men, it just means you're a little ghey. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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yeah riiiiiiiight. What are you gonna look at him when you do it too?
Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2006-11-13 23:03:21 EST (#)
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just go in the bathroom
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-13 22:53:12 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-13 20:01:03 EST (#)
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Sure it is. If you think he hasn't done it to you, you're deluded.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-11-13 14:43:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-13 14:25:12 (#)
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janx in his hair and tell him he looks like Cameron Diaz
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this made it a +1
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-11-13 14:35:41 EST (#)
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I'm cool with it, but then again, I'm not your roommate.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-13 14:25:12 EST (#)
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janx in his hair and tell him he looks like Cameron Diaz
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-11-13 13:43:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2006-11-13 12:30:36 EST (#)
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Just wank in the toilet, retard!
Submitted by Lizz_Zero (user info) at 2006-11-13 11:58:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
5 feet! your being too polite. If I feel the urge it don't matter how far away they are i'd slide a couple fingers knuckle deep and get off. If he wakes up while your doing it just ignore him, more then likely he will show you the same politeness and pretend to sleep until your finished.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2006-11-13 11:09:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
probably not the first or last time ... get it done , wanker !
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-11-13 10:51:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm not sure, but you know what? One way to cover yourself, if he's pre-med would be to keep a cup of naval jelly with you at all times. That way if the situation every arises again, and he wakes up amidst you boxing the clown, you could throw the naval jelly on your penis and shout: "OH! IT BURNS! IT BURRRRRRNS!" And it will also teaching you about method acting. Because the motivation will be real. Because you'll be in immense pain.
If that doesn't work, I would advise drinking the naval jelly. That way I'll never have to read one of your posts again. And we'll all be happy. Or at least I will. Which is all that matters when you really come down to it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-13 10:27:43 EST (#)
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Provided you bust your load in one of his socks, and let him figure out which one it was on his own time, you're cool.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-13 10:00:20 EST (#)
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It's okay, just make sure you use his hair for your catch rag.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-11-13 09:52:32 EST (#)
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I would say take yourself in hand and make lots of noise. If he wakes up and sees you then he is the ghey one for looking, you gave him enough warning with the noise.
Have a pleasant evening.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-13 09:39:29 EST (#)
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I'd say it's ok as long as you're quiet.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-11-13 09:30:17 EST (#)
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give him breakfast in bed
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-11-13 09:22:32 EST (#)
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nope, the youngest of three boys.
but i see where you're going with that, and yes it has happened and it was very very awkward. people seriously need to learn to knock.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-11-13 09:22:22 EST (#)
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By the way, there's nothing wrong with masturbating near other men, it just means you're a little ghey. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-11-13 09:20:35 EST (#)
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Ever notice how sleeping people look dead in pictures?
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-11-13 09:19:03 EST (#)
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Depends if you're a squeeler
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-13 09:18:59 EST (#)
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Of COURSE it is.
So, you're an only child, I take it?
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-11-13 09:18:00 EST (#)
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what the fuck attachment?