EmoJean (Is Not My Alter) (520 hits)
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Submitted by Captain EO (View user info) at 2006-11-13 15:43:12 EST
Well, I've debated for a few weeks now over whether to record this new parody masterpiece.
But I've scientifically concluded that, without castrating myself, there is physically no way that I could EVER make it sound close to the original MJ song.
Hence, no recording...unless you, the Uber-public, demands it...and then, don't say I didn't warn you...
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She was more like a alt.lit queen
From the pulsehead scene
I said, 'Don't mind,
But what do you mean, I am the one
Who will make MVA, in a year'
She said, 'I am the one
Who will make MVA in a year'
She told me her name was EmoJean
As she caused a scene
Then every head turned with eyes
That dreamed of being the one
Who would make MVA in a year
Jeanneee always told me,
"Be careful of what you do,
And don't go around ranking young n00b's posts"
And Shlongy always told me,
"Be careful what you love,
And be careful who you do
'Cause the lie becomes the truth"
EmoJean is not my alter
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
Loves to stir the shit for fun
She says I am the one
Just to stir the shit for fun
For forty days and for forty nights
Bart was on her side
But who can stand
When she's in demand
Her schemes and plans
Just to make MVA in a year
So take my strong advice
Just remember to linkwhore things twice
(Linkwhore twice)
Linkwhore twice
She made Tom Sorrell
Write shit till three
While she posed as me
Then posted crap that made Sphagnum cry
His eyes red like mine
Couldn't make MVA in a year, babe
Jeanneee always told me,
'Be careful of what you do,
And don't go around
ranking young n00b's posts'
(Don't rank no posts)
But I let her satisfy me
In my dormitory room
Let her go down much too soon
Now the girl has sealed my doom
EmoJean is not my alter
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
Loves to stir the shit for fun
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
EmoJean is not my alter
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
Loves to stir the shit for fun
Oh, no
She says I am the one
(Oh, babe)
Just to stir the shit for fun
She says I am the one
Just to stir the shit for fun
No, no, no
EmoJean is not my alter
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
(You know what you did to me, babe)
Loves to stir the shit for fun
No, no, no, no
She says I am the one
Just to stir the shit for fun
She says I am the one
You know what you did
Posing as me for fun
Breaking my heart, babe
She says I am the one
EmoJean is not my alter
EmoJean is not my alter
EmoJean is not my alter
EmoJean is not my alter
User Reviews
Submitted by Alter (user info) at 2007-09-26 21:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's an alter?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-02-28 17:16:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
:)
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-11-14 13:54:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-14 09:51:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-13 20:14:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
EMOJean is a man hating dyke, who thinks she's entertaining. Oh and this post was good.
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Um, thanks for clarifying, I guess.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-13 22:45:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-13 20:14:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
EMOJean is a man hating dyke, who thinks she's entertaining. Oh and this post was good.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-13 19:45:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
gay
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-11-13 19:04:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Meh.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-11-13 17:43:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-11-13 17:01:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-11-13 16:36:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-13 15:47:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-13 15:45:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-13 15:44:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
i know who emojean was
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-13 16:28:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-13 16:15:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-13 16:13:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Have you guys ever been on the Cap'n EO ride? In light of all MJ's troubles, it is pretty funny now.
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Hell yes...I was at Disney World the year Epcot opened, and Captain EO was the rage...fun times...
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Oh, how I recall all of the Figment dolls spread out over the park. Stupid purple dragon.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-13 16:22:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heh
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-13 16:15:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-13 16:13:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Have you guys ever been on the Cap'n EO ride? In light of all MJ's troubles, it is pretty funny now.
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Hell yes...I was at Disney World the year Epcot opened, and Captain EO was the rage...fun times...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-13 16:13:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Have you guys ever been on the Cap'n EO ride? In light of all MJ's troubles, it is pretty funny now.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-13 16:08:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2006-11-13 16:06:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
flattered
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w00t!
I can go home now.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2006-11-13 16:06:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
flattered
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-13 16:03:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-13 15:55:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Who's EmoJean? Never heard of him/her.
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http://www.ubersite.com/u/EmoJean
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-13 15:55:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who's EmoJean? Never heard of him/her.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-13 15:54:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cha'mone-ah!
A hee hee!
OOOOOOW!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-13 15:50:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, she wasn't my alter. That much I can tell you. :)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-13 15:48:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-13 15:47:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-13 15:45:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-13 15:44:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
i (don't) know who emojean was
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-13 15:47:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-13 15:45:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-13 15:44:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
i know who emojean was
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-13 15:45:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-13 15:44:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
i know who emojean was
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-13 15:44:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's fucking awesome.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-13 15:44:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i know who emojean was