Attn: All CUNTS (1083 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.85 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <naysayer09.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-07-01 18:42:01 EDT
I made you look, now you're probably gonna bitch about it. Would this make you a cunt? Hell if I know.
I still have yet to find a female who can explain to me exactly what it is about this word that is so damn evil. I have no idea.
What I do know is that when a woman is being bitchy and/or you just want to infuriate her and end all arguments, all you need to do is call her a cunt. They get mad, and there is nothing they can do about it. In that respect, I find the word to be a work of pure genius.
Mind you, this is not a word that I throw around casually. In fact, I rarely use it. However, it was on this fine day that the opportunity for usage was ripe, and I plucked it.
To make a short story even shorter, I was at the gas station after work, trying to pay for my gas. This stupid broad is at the counter, children in tow, not buying gas. She's got an assortment of crap; soda's, Gatorade's, gum, chips, candy, whathaveyou. It's when she's told her total that she tells little Sally "Oh, mommy's left her purse, run out to the car and get it from daddy."
I lost it. I'm tired of people inconveniencing me due to their own unpreparedness.
"What the hell lady? Did you not think you'd have to pay?" is all I said.
Then this ballsy bitch decides she's gonna talk some smack. Yadda, yadda, yadda.
"Pack it up and move on, lady. You're holding up the line and I don't have time for this shit."
She mumbles some stuff under her breath, and leaves. I pay, and I'm out. I'm walking out to my car, she's parked in the slot right in front of the building. I hear her tell her old man, "That's the guy, right there!"
So I wave my hands in the air, like I'm scared, and say "Yeah, it's me, the guy who cashed your reality check, oooooooh, should I be scared now? Don't sick your old man on me!"
Fucking bitch.
So just when I think it's over, she's screaming at the top of her lungs as I'm getting into my car. I'm about 30 feet behind them at the pumps.
I've had enough at this point, so before I get into my truck, I say "Shut up, you stupid cunt."
You could have heard a pin drop. Both her and her old man are in shock, too stupid to do anything. The guy at the pump next to me starts laughing. All is right with the world.
It took me until today to realize the true potential and the power this word contains.
User Reviews
Submitted by TheMan (user info) at 2003-07-03 14:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in Chicago.
I have a 32 inch reach and am equally skilled in stand up and ground fighting.
Pick your poison.
Submitted by d_d (user info) at 2003-07-03 14:49:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lets meet at a central location
im in southern ontario, on the US border.
Submitted by TheMan (user info) at 2003-07-03 14:04:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Really. Do tell.
Where you live at?
Hahahahaha.
Submitted by d_d (user info) at 2003-07-03 13:37:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ill scrap you, theman
Submitted by TheMan (user info) at 2003-07-03 13:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, everytime I see this picture, I want to masturbate.
Loki,
Your pansy cowboys would get the ass kicking of a lifetime. By me. And no one else.
Just to clarify, if I bumped into a broad, or she bumps into me, that does not justify the use of the word 'cunt'. So, if I did say that, anywhere, in that situation, there are bound to be some pissed off people.
There are 3 reasons I run my mouth at times.
1)Because I am in the right
2)Because I can, nobody can do shit to stop me, and
3)Because there is no one who can kick my ass. Or at least anyone around who is willing to find out.
Take people's timidness and their fear of the unkown, and use it to your advantage.
But under no circumstances do I ever let my mouth write a check my ass can't cash.
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-07-02 14:40:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just give people pre-printed out links to Ubersite and tell them to go there for proof of how hardcore I am. When they hear that I am indeed he known has Catscradle, they wither in my glare and cower like ants before a vengeful God. A respectful silence follows until the inevitable, "Man, who fucking farted?" is said.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-07-02 14:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the story
+2 for the picture
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-07-02 14:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's hot girls like the one in this picture that make girls go out and get boob jobs. I hate fake boobs!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-07-02 14:12:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice story, it sounds like an approriate usage of the word, although I don't usually let waits at the market get me angry.
I reply thusly: "Shut up or you're next, slag."
haha
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-07-02 14:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the c bomb.
use at your own risk. great under certain circumstances.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-02 13:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good luck ever getting laid again with that attitude.
Here's something fun you can try if you really want to know the full effects of the word "cunt". Go into a real cowboy bar in Texas, not one of those Urban Cowboy bullshit bars, but one with sawdust and peanut shells on the floor full of real cowboys who work on a ranch and head into the city on a Friday night to woop it up and raise hell. Bump into any random women in the place and then in a loud clear voice yell, "HEY WATCH IT CUNT!" I promise it will be the best workout you've ever had.
Submitted by Berz (user info) at 2003-07-02 13:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good story, Good photo= +2
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-07-02 03:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good story man.
I seem to have this problem with a female neighbor of mine. I did something to diliberately piss her off the other day (hey she tried to run me over, actually aimed at me once, I think I have a right to just piss her off).
She started to go off on me and I simply held my hand up to shut her up, then said "If you don't squat to piss, it's gonna rundown your leg."
Holy fuck she came uncunted after that.
She tried to sick her spineless husband on me. I didn't relize I was such an imposing figure, but the dude is afraid of me. Don't know why, but I exploit his fear...
Submitted by TheMan (user info) at 2003-07-01 20:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They may be fake, but they are B-A-yoo-T-ful.
Perfect shape, hold up nicely, a seatbelt would part them nicely, highlighting their bulbous goodness.
Submitted by dolphgr13 (user info) at 2003-07-01 20:42:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, nice one again bro. Some people just need to be told...
Submitted by michaelahunt (user info) at 2003-07-01 20:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fake boobs
Submitted by TheMan (user info) at 2003-07-01 20:30:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and dolphgr13,
Check out my post on Stupid Fat Bitches.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1048125807706021852
Submitted by TheMan (user info) at 2003-07-01 20:28:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's wrong with the word 'unpreparedness'?
It's just as great of a word as 'marvelousness', 'pimptastical', or 'Oh, my god, you're fucking huge!', which I hear quite a bit.
Man, oh man, at least I can still make myself laugh.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2003-07-01 20:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Great story! I must be saying it all wrong, though. Every time I call a bitch a cunt, the volume level INCREASES.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-07-01 20:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The word "unpreparedness" is as offensive to me.
Similar thing happened to me once, it's check-out rage... but I slapped a kid and called the mother a slag:
This kid, maybe 8 years of age, was hitting me with a plastic sword - quite hard. He was one of those noisy, demonic nasty pieces of work and his fat mother just stood there, ignoring his behaviour, eating fries from a McDonald's bag.
I started off by saying "don't touch me please".
Fat kid didn't stop hitting me and shrieking in that kid "look at me" forced laugh.
I said "if you hit me once again I will slap your face"
He hit me again.
I slapped his face (not hard, but it would have stung).
Mother (the whitest of the white trash) THEN decides to get involved and goes on... "how dare you hit me fuckin' kid, who the fuck do you think you are?"
I reply thusly: "Shut up or you're next, slag."
Got to the counter, the check out chick said "I have scissors here if you need them."
We all lauged and went and got ice cream.
I have never hit anyone since... well, not younger than 8.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2003-07-01 19:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You get the same reaction from women when you call them a cunt as you do from a guy when you say something about his mother.
Just don't call his mother a cunt or they'll both torture you.
Submitted by dolphgr13 (user info) at 2003-07-01 19:42:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice. I find "stupid fat bitch" to be quite effective too. but, yeah, that word seems to be more insulting than anything for some women. good job
nice pic too, I'm off to the mens.....
Submitted by TheMan (user info) at 2003-07-01 19:05:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't care if anyone says otherwise, this woman has one fine ass body. My kind of girl.
You know what the best part is? She takes it in the ass. And she screams like a banshee.
Submitted by TheMan (user info) at 2003-07-01 19:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't care if anyone says otherwise, this woman has one fine ass body. My kind of girl.
You know what the best part is? She takes it in the ass. And she screams like a banshee.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-07-01 19:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAH
purple womenz hot. big shiney belly button.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-07-01 19:00:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Right on Jimmy. Some bitch flicking me off and swearing at me out of her car window for not instantly taking of at a green light. Of course I go about 10 miles an hour down the next road just to fire her up more. She is honking yelling obsenities out the window when we pull up to anohter red light. I throw the car in park, get out and go to her car (her window closed at this point) and I tap on the window "Did you have something to say to me?" I said it in a normal tone. She keeps looking straight forward like she doesn't even see me. Fucking cunt.
Submitted by TheMan (user info) at 2003-07-01 19:00:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That 'medallion' would be the glistening sphere of the pearl necklace she was lucky enough for me to leave her.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-07-01 18:55:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
she's hot as hell. and this is why TheMan is so cool. he's got the balls to say shit that i would say.
Submitted by AbeFroman (user info) at 2003-07-01 18:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why is she purple, and what's with the medallion?
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2003-07-01 18:49:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well utilised my man, well utilised. If there's one thing i hate, it's women who get all ballsy like they're tough shit and scream at you when they're angry. You know why they act like this? Because they never been given a good solid punch to the face. Most men worth shit have, and that's why we draw the line earlier.