Vintage Advertising - All You Have To Do Is Believe... (66710 hits)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (View user info) at 2006-11-14 07:45:27 EST
Selection of random ads from way-back-when, happier times, safer times.
A time when men were men and women stood up to pee.
Or something.
(Thanks to cherryflava.com and eatliver.com for the archives.)
User Reviews
Submitted by Vanquish (user info) at 2009-06-02 05:22:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This made me smile, and for that I reward you.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-26 03:51:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what Merlina said.
and I want to be a good-time girl. Sounds fun.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-26 03:38:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
where are you phuzzy?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-23 11:18:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Labhaoise (user info) at 2007-07-14 00:26:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-07 13:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bitch Must Cook.
Classic.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-12-01 12:15:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by KindaLikeJesus (user info) at 2006-11-28 15:11:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
very funny,
you can't beat the jerries with a scabby ball bag
no you can't
Submitted by piezod (user info) at 2006-11-27 06:10:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Definitley
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-26 04:18:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-22 17:29:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Frank Sinatra had a popular album out called 'Songs for Swingin' Lovers', which inspired the one about the mommies, btw.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-11-18 18:51:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W Mudda Fokker.
-Dave
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-11-18 18:13:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-11-17 20:25:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd blow it in her face.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-11-17 17:47:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
splendid
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-11-17 17:32:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BAHAHAHAHAA
GRAMPA GONNA KEEL U
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-17 08:08:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AMANDLA!
AWETHU!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-17 07:44:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W eh? you're going back in your prison for that.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2006-11-17 07:14:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-17 07:12:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
put it on your resume, steven biko.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-17 06:41:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy crap, I finally popped my B@W cherry...
Cool.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-11-17 06:29:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats at B@W
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-16 23:14:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-16 19:33:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been to all your shows, your band suck balls.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2006-11-16 19:04:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You can't beat the Axis if you get VD!
Submitted by garudave (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:52:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That last one is fucking amazing.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:37:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Smoker's fag always gets me down.
:(
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-11-16 14:10:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-16 09:26:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No. I'm quite content to listen to Anne Hathaway singing covers of Freddie Mercury.
I'm cool like that. :(
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-16 09:20:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://web.stargate.net/soundgarden/images/asides-band.jpg
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Dude on the right.
I just assumed you owned the album like everyone who isn't a dipshit but apparently...
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-11-16 09:14:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-11-15 08:09:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA
"Blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere"
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EXactly what Merlina said
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-16 08:51:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What photo?
And I don't own the album. Go scan it, clown.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-16 08:41:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just realised the answer to something that has been bugging me for a while. Go get Soundgarden's "A-Sides" CD off your shelf, open it and look at the picture of Ben Shepherd on the inside sleeve.
HE LOOKS LIKE YOU IN THAT PHOTOGRAPH!
Well, a bit.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-16 03:42:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-15 10:50:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh how I long for the days of pickaninny children getting head from geese...
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BLITZKREIG!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-16 03:34:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHA, I love the crazy old man with the cane.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-11-15 11:05:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-15 10:50:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh how I long for the days of pickaninny children getting head from geese...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-11-15 08:09:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA
"Blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere"
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-11-15 01:34:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hehe. Scabby ball bags.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-15 00:46:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Scorage.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-15 00:34:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-14 14:09:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
Bwwahahahahahahahahaaa...
Lil thorpe!! SOOO YOUNG!!!
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-14 08:51:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
I am going to print off that "senile agitation" one and stick it up in my grandparents' dining room.
Also, that vibrating finger gum massager has to be the most useless invention I have ever come across, unless it's marketed solely at amputees.
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Hahahaha
You know what I mean.
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-11-15 00:20:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2006-11-14 23:45:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh how I wish it was ME paddling that gal.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-11-14 22:42:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Swinging mothers huh?
You know you get a platinum members card if you......
*blushes*
OH! look at the time.... *runs away*
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-14 20:04:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-14 19:11:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HA HA HA
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-14 19:11:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ha ha ha
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-11-14 19:00:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-11-14 18:09:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-11-14 16:55:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
smoking will make me cool? yay!
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-11-14 16:04:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+27 million. Humorous as those who still believe Bush is doing good things.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-14 14:09:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bwwahahahahahahahahaaa...
Lil thorpe!! SOOO YOUNG!!!
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-14 08:51:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
I am going to print off that "senile agitation" one and stick it up in my grandparents' dining room.
Also, that vibrating finger gum massager has to be the most useless invention I have ever come across, unless it's marketed solely at amputees.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-14 13:13:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that Thorazine poster was awesome
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-11-14 13:04:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kick ass!!!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-11-14 12:18:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Anyone seen Ship of Shame? Tasteful little 1940's war flick about sailors, prostitution, and VD's.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-14 12:03:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
love that last one.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-14 11:51:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"You can't beat the axis if you have VD"
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-11-14 11:44:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-14 09:17:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU ARE HAVING A BABBA IN ABOOT 32 SLEEPS LEI!
Are you stoked?
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YES!!!!!! :) those sleeps better go fast!!!
Oh and to whoever was asking about "mornidine" I looked it up. It actually cases hepatic lesions in the person who takes it. So, she can cook you breakfast until her hepatic lesions get TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-11-14 11:42:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-11-14 11:28:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-14 11:28:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is truly kick ass
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-11-14 11:26:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the last chick looks like that broad from JAG
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-14 11:18:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nicely done.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-14 10:45:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-14 10:44:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The guy on the "this is the life" poster has really good hand position on her back.
Clearly he's done this sort of thing before.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-11-14 10:43:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-11-14 10:42:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-14 10:22:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i got as far as 'blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere' and i had to give this a +2
i wonder how many others already did that?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-11-14 10:00:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-11-14 09:05:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder how many babies were born with flippers as a result of Mornidine...
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is that thalidimide?
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-14 09:44:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
gotta love the whole "how times have changed" factor
(...though the times havnt changed too much..... the vibra finger does remind me of that little old lady with the 14 inch dildo massaging her neck in all the cheap knicknack catalogs)
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-14 09:34:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just love the propaganda
You Can't Fight A War With An Itchy Willy, Young Man.
Defeat The Nazi's. Don't Use Dirty Hookers.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-14 09:31:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-14 09:29:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
I WANT A BABBA.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-11-14 09:31:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Um... one is for a friend. IT'S FOR A FRIEND!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-14 09:29:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I WANT A BABBA.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-11-14 09:28:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm printing out that ad and ordering two Vibra-fingers right now. I wonder if they still sell them.
Also, that VD girl looks like someone I knew in college.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-14 09:27:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-14 09:17:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU ARE HAVING A BABBA IN ABOOT 32 SLEEPS LEI!
Are you stoked?
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YAAAAY
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2006-11-14 09:22:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cool shit,dude.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-14 09:17:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU ARE HAVING A BABBA IN ABOOT 32 SLEEPS LEI!
Are you stoked?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-11-14 09:14:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
love it
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-11-14 09:06:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
:D
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-11-14 09:05:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder how many babies were born with flippers as a result of Mornidine...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-14 08:51:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am going to print off that "senile agitation" one and stick it up in my grandparents' dining room.
Also, that vibrating finger gum massager has to be the most useless invention I have ever come across, unless it's marketed solely at amputees.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-11-14 08:51:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How does one feel "over-smoked"?
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-11-14 08:47:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-14 08:41:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AAWWWW YEEEAH BOYEE!
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-11-14 08:36:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am bookmarking this post.
The baby on the cigarette ad is probably my favorite, just because it's ridiculous.
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2006-11-14 08:30:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think the girl in the first ad is the same as the the one in the last. Those poor, deluded, smoking syphilitic hookers--what has society done for them?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-11-14 08:26:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the ones of Fred Flintstone smoking and then of course the claim that they were never marketing to children, no no never that would be unconscionable.
Submitted by nya_nyo (user info) at 2006-11-14 08:26:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
now thats some straighforward shit
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-11-14 08:16:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for these.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-14 08:14:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sometimes I wonder about people back then. Were they just that innocent?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-14 08:09:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.robertopiecollection.com/
If you ever return to England - go here
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-11-14 08:06:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice..
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-14 08:04:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love old adverts. Adore them
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-14 07:55:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-11-14 07:51:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
While not strictly speaking the same thing in the slightest, this made me think of a comic from 1947.
Strangely it only ever got one issue:
http://www.mystop.co.uk/comics/issues.asp?id=47532
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yes, funny that, being called ALL-NEGRO CAROONS should have had it flying of the shelves... :)
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-14 07:51:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you have sore gums, Lishious?
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-11-14 07:51:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
While not strictly speaking the same thing in the slightest, this made me think of a comic from 1947.
Strangely it only ever got one issue:
http://www.mystop.co.uk/comics/issues.asp?id=47532
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-14 07:51:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't approve of babies in smoking ads.
I don't approve of smoke being blown in my face.
I DO approve of finger shaped vibrating massagers. Not that I just bought one or anything (thanks, Blinkish).
This post does not help my "down to smoking only on the weekend" routine.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-14 07:47:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I FUCKING love these old adverts.