Ass Tales (so very NSFW) (1112 hits)
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Submitted by PokeyMen (View user info) at 2006-11-14 11:22:30 EST
A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: "PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT."
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: "BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS."
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hear ing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: "NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN."
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey,so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: "NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10."
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: "NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE."
Alas, the Bishop was buried the next day.
MORAL OF THE STORY? Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So, be yourself and enjoy life...and stop worrying about everyone else's ass!
User Reviews
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-15 08:17:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*chortles* Yay for Catholic girls....
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2006-11-14 23:37:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I hear that nuns can fly...
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-11-14 22:44:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think she's really a nun.
Just a guess though
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-11-14 15:32:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like that her legs are bound together. I bet she can't run as fast as the others usually do.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-11-14 15:26:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh dear! *Covers eyes*
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-14 14:32:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-14 14:10:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh
Submitted by garudave (user info) at 2006-11-14 14:08:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You could harvest that ass and feed it to hungry Ethiopians.
But that would be a waste. Just fuck it instead.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-14 14:05:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
gay
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-14 13:49:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
have a 2spot for "nun porn"
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-14 13:08:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sopank
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-11-14 11:43:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-11-14 11:26:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This joke would be hilarious in a pub down on Main street...only we're NOT in a Pub on Main Steet.
auto +2 for the "peach" of an ass.
Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2006-11-14 11:23:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, it's a fairly old joke, but I laugh like a Catholic schoolgirl every time I hear it.