The Truth About Sico (935 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.68 on 48 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by LovelyLady (View user info) at 2006-11-14 14:37:10 EST
I understand how you all think that I am really him because I post things that pertain to him but I am not. I am actually an old friend. The story begins on a summer night, a friend of mine and I had just gotten our own apartment and we were going out to celebrate!! She knew him for many years and asked if he could come along. I didn't mind I was juste excited to be newly single and independent! We picked him up and headed to the bottom. At first I wasn't all that attracted to him, he was very funny and definitely knew how to have fun. As the night went on and we were all drinking and dancing he came up to me and started to dance with me and honestly it really turned me on. I'm sure it was the alcohol dancing around in my brain telling me to kiss him, so I did. Then for the first time ever, I took a guy home with me from the bar. We had the best sex ever, it was different from anything I had ever done. The next day I figured okay so I had my first one night stand but then we were intimate again and spent the entire day together. From then on we were friends. I had just gotten out of a relationship so I was pretty wild, I worked at a bar in the evenings and the nights I didn't work I was partying. I would almost always end up at his place. Before I knew it I began to catch feelings which I was seriously trying very hard not to do. It had to have been puppy love because I was whipped. I was making him meals all the time and believe me I do NOT cook. I was going to the grocery store with him, performing sexual acts at his beck and call. It was pretty pathetic when I look back at it but the feelings I had for him were so intense...I thought about him all the time. He was so charming and fun to be around. We had great times together like in the movies, cooking together, dancing around the house together, great, crazy, intense, passionate sex, and then.....
to be continued...
User Reviews
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-11-15 00:35:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-14 14:50:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
Because you have a nice rack
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Sure.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2006-11-14 23:39:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Huh?
Tooo many words, my eyes, she burns.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-14 19:41:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-14 19:31:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The last thing I want to see is another sico POST, nevermind HIS hole.
But just in case there really IS a broad this fucking stupid and annoying...
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-14 19:25:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
shlong' there's a high probability that this scrag is sico, you *sure* you want to see his hole? I mean he's the most handsome motherfucker I've ever seen and gets ALLL the girls but he looks kind of unkempt, and his hole might be bleah.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-14 19:21:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Uber has spoken. Show me your hole and almost all will be forgiven.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-14 19:17:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-14 17:16:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
I know what she is holding.
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You're a fucking geniarse, simon. oh - and a chick magnet. Like with real ones. You're like just totally awesome. and hot.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-14 18:37:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I understand how you all think that I am really him because I post things that pertain to him but I am not. I am actually an old friend. The story begins on a summer night, a friend of mine and I had just gotten our own apartment and we were going out to celebrate!! She knew him for many years and asked if he could come along. I didn't mind I was juste excited to be newly single and independent! We picked him up and headed to the bottom. At first I wasn't all that attracted to him, he was very funny and definitely knew how to have fun. As the night went on and we were all drinking and dancing he came up to me and started to dance with me and honestly it really turned me on. I'm sure it was the alcohol dancing around in my brain telling me to kiss him, so I did. Then for the first time ever, I took a guy home with me from the bar. We had the best sex ever, it was different from anything I had ever done. The next day I figured okay so I had my first one night stand but then we were intimate again and spent the entire day together. From then on we were friends. I had just gotten out of a relationship so I was pretty wild, I worked at a bar in the evenings and the nights I didn't work I was partying. I would almost always end up at his place. Before I knew it I began to catch feelings which I was seriously trying very hard not to do. It had to have been puppy love because I was whipped. I was making him meals all the time and believe me I do NOT cook. I was going to the grocery store with him, performing sexual acts at his beck and call. It was pretty pathetic when I look back at it but the feelings I had for him were so intense...I thought about him all the time. He was so charming and fun to be around. We had great times together like in the movies, cooking together, dancing around the house together, great, crazy, intense, passionate sex, and then.....
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I saw this and didn't read anymore
Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2006-11-14 17:43:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope we are not all shattered and made to be broken hulks of our former selves by the revelation when it comes...............
what a cliffhanger.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2006-11-14 17:36:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, show shlongy your slot
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-14 17:33:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Show Shlongy your slot.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-14 17:29:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
1) Yeah, THIS really happened
b) Who fucking cares?
3) Shut the fuck up.
4) Show me your slot
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-14 17:16:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know what she is holding.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-11-14 16:21:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
shouldn't you be practicing your tennis?
miss henin-hardenne
henin-hardinne
henin something or another.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-14 15:59:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by nya_nyo (user info) at 2006-11-14 15:30:00 (#)
Ranking: -1
is it me or is that a crossed out baby she's holding?
';';';';';
somethings crossed out??
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2006-11-14 15:55:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Brilliant! Brilliant, I tells ya!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-11-14 15:37:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*sloppy yawn*
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-14 15:34:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
who wants to help me with an art post wednesday post??
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-14 15:32:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-14 15:20:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-14 15:15:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
sico, dont be such a retard. OMG THERES REAL LIVE VAGINAS OUT THERE?!?!?
my comment was to the poster, not you. and even little geeky bitches like PFF have lives outside of uber and i bet he even *shudder* gets laid from time to time.
but honestly, it seems convenient that part of your life outside of uber would come to uber to fill us in on all the marvelous things you do when you're not on this site. me, im a model but you dont see me getting Tyra to come by and tell you all how she ate caviar from my buttocks, do you?
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but could she?
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she could if she wasnt busy with her critically aclaimed tv show. but if she did, i wouldnt call every body that didnt believe her losers.
Submitted by nya_nyo (user info) at 2006-11-14 15:30:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
is it me or is that a crossed out baby she's holding?
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-11-14 15:29:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're pretty hot, and that tree is looking pretty good to. I had no idea you were into Rastafarians....but I can imagine sweaty dread lock sex with you too....
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
waxy.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-11-14 15:20:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-14 15:02:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't get why everyone thinks this is me. You guys are fucked in the head....listening to JPEG too much with your shitty alter alert and all that bullshit. Give it up. Someone on this site actually has a life outside of uber...wheewwwwww. Anyway, do as you must.
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if you have alife outside of Uber, why is your slam piece posting here?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-14 15:20:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-14 15:15:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
sico, dont be such a retard. OMG THERES REAL LIVE VAGINAS OUT THERE?!?!?
my comment was to the poster, not you. and even little geeky bitches like PFF have lives outside of uber and i bet he even *shudder* gets laid from time to time.
but honestly, it seems convenient that part of your life outside of uber would come to uber to fill us in on all the marvelous things you do when you're not on this site. me, im a model but you dont see me getting Tyra to come by and tell you all how she ate caviar from my buttocks, do you?
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but could she?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-14 15:19:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Retro, I think you're wrong, on many accounts. And yes, something I do enjoy is uber. Sharing that with other people who are bored at work isn't such a bad thing. I didn't know they had dildo in the ass models :P
Submitted by ScarfaceMN (user info) at 2006-11-14 15:17:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-14 15:15:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
sico, dont be such a retard.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-14 15:15:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what is this
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-14 15:15:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
sico, dont be such a retard. OMG THERES REAL LIVE VAGINAS OUT THERE?!?!?
my comment was to the poster, not you. and even little geeky bitches like PFF have lives outside of uber and i bet he even *shudder* gets laid from time to time.
but honestly, it seems convenient that part of your life outside of uber would come to uber to fill us in on all the marvelous things you do when you're not on this site. me, im a model but you dont see me getting Tyra to come by and tell you all how she ate caviar from my buttocks, do you?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-11-14 15:13:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Go home, Sico.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-14 15:13:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
...and then the herpes was diagnosed. Later Simon posted pictures of himself fucking me on this site. Here I am now, in all my pale glory.
Well?
Did I get it right?
Show us your tits?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-14 15:08:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't give a fuck what any of you think to be honest. I think you all are fucking internet nerds with nothing better to do but create imaginary people because you refuse to realize that there is real life women with vaginas out there.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-14 15:06:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you honestly think uber gives a shit?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-14 15:02:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't get why everyone thinks this is me. You guys are fucked in the head....listening to JPEG too much with your shitty alter alert and all that bullshit. Give it up. Someone on this site actually has a life outside of uber...wheewwwwww. Anyway, do as you must.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-14 15:00:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Because you are a fuckhead.
I am not looking forward to the next installment to see if you do this series justice.
Oh, and can you send me some pictures with some kitchen objects in your face?
Thx =)
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-11-14 14:59:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
haha
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-14 14:57:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ScarfaceMN (user info) at 2006-11-14 14:56:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh, sure... and I'm a fucking alter?
Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2006-11-14 14:54:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for the link Pent, I may use that...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-14 14:52:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Simon, you're so pathetically transparent...
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-11-14 14:52:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
http://www.livejournal.com
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-11-14 14:52:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
means 2+2=4
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-14 14:50:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Because you have a nice rack
I am looking forward to the next installment to see if you do this series justice
Oh, and can you send me some pictures with some kitchen objects in your cunny?
Thx =)
Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2006-11-14 14:49:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
poots---no fucking way? what does that mean?
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-14 14:49:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i liked this actually
Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2006-11-14 14:47:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
To GetNakked thanks for the constructive criticism. The only thing I have ever really written in was a little book that I wrote stories in about guys I have dated and their faults. I used to like to write in school but I am very out of practice. In round 2 I will try a fuck of a lot harder and won't rush throught it.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-11-14 14:44:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no fucking way
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-14 14:43:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I really want to like you, but you have no idea how to tell a story or how to correctly implement a cliffhanger
Lemme clue you in...it doesn't involve breaking off after an "and then" with an elipses
Try again!
And with some fucking effort this time!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-14 14:43:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, the truth will be unveiled, how nice.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-14 14:38:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
never heard of her