PUSSY C0MPlLATlION MARC II (2783 hits)
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Submitted by Habeeb " BEST IN EVERYTIN WOO!!!": Thomas (View user info) at 2006-11-15 10:12:25 EST
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-10 10:25:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-22 13:13:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i forgot how much this made me laugh.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-02-22 12:54:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:45:32 (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-16 00:38:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-11-15 10:16:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 bat country
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RIP
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:57:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh you trickster
the other one was still better
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:45:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-16 00:38:58 (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-11-15 10:16:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 bat country
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-11-16 09:24:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:27:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-15 13:48:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Pokemans. Let me show them to you.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-16 00:38:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-11-15 10:16:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 bat country
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-15 19:38:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto I stumbled across a random message +2
Here is said message:
In short, the auth icon is who you are. YOU! The purpose of the auth icon is to signify that a particular message was actually submitted by a particular user. While messages that do not have an auth icon may have been submitted by the person whose name appears as the submitter, that is not necessarily the case. This is still not proof that the user is who they claim to be, but your old world identity (a.k.a. legal birth name) matters not to Ubersite.
"Why do we bother?" you ask. I'm glad you did. We bother in order to lend credibility, identity, and integrity to the Ubersite so that every visitor reaches their own personal nirvana each time they visit. Consider the alternative: a bunch of random people making random decisions with no sense of accountability or personal responsibility. Sounds a little too much like a certain branch of a particular government. Ubersite is not the US Congress. Ubersite is not a corrupt corporate spokesperson trying to take away your Constitutional rights because they affect our bank account. Here, we provide a simple tool and the world creates a living, breathing, thinking website. Here, you can read all of the messages posted by a particular authorized user to judge for yourself that person's credibility and personality, characteristics which, unlike Congressmen, some of our users posess. If you like a couple of things a user has written, maybe you would like other things they have done. You could then review their material and give it a high rating so others may have the pleasure of reading it as well.
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Thank you for playing.
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-11-15 19:11:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww, Habeeb loves kitties.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-15 18:46:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking stupid...and I LIKE the occasional cat. Well, at least MY cat.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2006-11-15 18:39:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This is funny
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-15 18:23:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GO CATS WOOO!!!
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-11-15 16:51:50 EST (#)
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CAT THANGS MUST BE SHARED WIT ALL
GOOD WERK U FRENCH BASTARD
. .
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by garudave (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:36:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YES
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:27:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-15 13:48:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Pokemans. Let me show them to you.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:09:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
funny story about a cat from this morning.
i was driving to work and atruck with a topper and no rear hatch was in front of me. all of the sudden a calico kitten comes flying out the back ninja style and is headed straight for my bumper. i swerve miss the cat and see it sitting in the median. i turn the truck around and block traffic as the little thing skitters across three lanes and into a bank parking lot. i drive into the bank parking lot and can't find the damn little thing. can you imagine waking up midair with GMC two feet from your precious fuzzy head? i think i'll go look for it again after work, that would be a good story to tell people when they say 'oh you got a cat?'.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-11-15 14:51:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-11-15 14:41:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-15 14:39:01 EST (#)
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these ones sucked
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-11-15 14:19:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And suddenly the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screaming and diving aroun d the car, and a voice was shouting, "Holy jesus, what are these goddam animals!?"
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2006-11-15 14:13:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate cats, but this and the first one are two of my favorite posts on Uber.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-15 14:13:07 EST (#)
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I still have my pokemon cards.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-15 13:48:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pokemans. Let me show them to you.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-15 13:34:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the "Marc II" tipped me off.
nicely done though.
srsly stfu
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-15 13:27:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
...'spose that would need the +2 huh?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-15 13:27:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-15 10:44:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 (funny)plagiarism
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2006-11-15 13:17:52 EST (#)
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+2 because I heart beeb and cats are funny
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-11-15 12:17:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very nice MJ...very fucking nice.
Submitted by jraines (user info) at 2006-11-15 12:08:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas reference was great.
I love cats; I have more than 8 (although many are just strays I feed). Four of them are allowed inside.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-15 11:46:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Let me show you them
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-11-15 11:44:35 EST (#)
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I laughed.......again.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-11-15 11:38:50 EST (#)
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"i'd hit it"
hahaha.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-15 11:34:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice, Sofie...
...the "I'd hit it" pose DID make me smile.
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-15 11:27:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice pussy
wheres my fluteboy action?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-15 11:13:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
JK LOVE YOU
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-15 11:12:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
DAMN YOU MJ, TRICKED ME AGAIN
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-11-15 11:10:52 EST (#)
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Heeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy........... you're not Habeeb!!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-15 11:06:25 EST (#)
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khOAIUDFMASO;KDMF IASDJF LK;ASEJ FOIAWE R08QW3R P23R 90
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-15 11:05:28 EST (#)
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"Masterlock" shall from henceforth also be considered worthy for inclusion.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-11-15 11:02:11 EST (#)
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Thank you.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-11-15 10:58:24 EST (#)
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AUTO +2 HABEEB "EXTRA RIB REMOVED FOR AUTOFELLATIO" THOMAS
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-15 10:44:37 EST (#)
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+2 plagiarism
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-11-15 10:40:17 EST (#)
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Proceed.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-11-15 10:30:52 EST (#)
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4chan.org is the worst website ever, and as such I'm -2ing this post.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-11-15 10:29:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
srsly stfu
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-15 10:25:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OI JUST WHO IS THIS
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-15 10:24:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Also the silent sassy raping one.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-15 10:23:26 EST (#)
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"Why you do this", "Jesus Christ it's a Lion" and "Let me show you my Pokemans" being the three that would have been worthy.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-15 10:22:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Only a few of these were as good as any of the first ones, but outstanding nonetheless.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-11-15 10:21:40 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-11-15 10:21:38 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2006-11-15 10:21:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No one can escape the masterlock
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-11-15 10:19:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 Habeeb
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-15 10:18:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That one cat has more natural ability than Chris Masters.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-15 10:17:42 EST (#)
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i'm crying.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-11-15 10:16:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 bat country
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-15 10:16:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
chin-approved