APW: Bleaargh, Look at My Wang (962 hits)
Category: NoneLabels: apw
Rating: 1.05 on 53 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-11-15 14:33:30 EST
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:35:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That woman has a huge penar.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-11-16 11:44:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
NSFW
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-16 11:24:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-15 23:31:34 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-15 21:52:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-15 21:18:44 (#)
Ranking: 1
That foreskin is disturbing.
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Meatgazer.
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Gazemeeter.
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separated at birth? all i know is i'd let you two tagteam me.
what?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-16 11:14:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I give up, where is it?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-11-16 04:11:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
looks like a picture of a naked little boy to me. Is there some artistic aspect I'm missing here?
Oh, right, the wings. The little boy is an angel. That makes it angel porn instead of child porn. Which is completely different.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-16 02:45:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
reminding us what priests like to look at all day
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-11-16 00:25:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Bleaargh. Too many dicks in this place.
But +1 for "Bleaargh".
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-15 23:31:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-15 21:52:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-15 21:18:44 (#)
Ranking: 1
That foreskin is disturbing.
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Meatgazer.
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Gazemeeter.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-15 22:24:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-15 21:52:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-15 21:18:44 (#)
Ranking: 1
That foreskin is disturbing.
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Meatgazer.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-15 21:42:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:17:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe, Day 12?
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AAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-15 21:18:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That foreskin is disturbing.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-15 21:08:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
whaddaya mean he's got a small package?
my girlfriend tells me thats a good size...
she isnt humouring me is she?
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-11-15 20:05:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Look at that viola just thrown in the corner like it's a wet towel! That little winged bastard has no repect for stringed instruments.
He's TOTALLY looking for a kick in the nuts.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-15 19:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The truth is out: Gasmo is hung like a stud field mouse...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-15 18:16:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Wang, it's a parking lot, for chrissakes..."
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-11-15 16:08:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
he really does catch light very well, caravaggio that is. way before luminous paints that cheater 'painter of light' guy uses came along.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-11-15 16:08:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-15 16:04:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
so.... as we draw nearer each week to the subject of the painting...
am I to expect baroque goatse next week?
Submitted by Lizz_Zero (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:58:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Child porn.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:31:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Know what he's doing with those arrows?
Anal butt lust.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:25:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
EINE KLEINE PEENER MUZIK!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:22:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:16:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
*pulls out popcorn, sets up folding chair*
*offers popcorn to cherub, who continues flaunting and scoffing openly*
*Shrugs and sits back to watch*
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That's a spot on description of what the little guy's doing. There's just something about how his legs are opened that I simply. don't. like. It's all attitude and posturing.
On a related note, *do* note how in this week's APW it is the audience that it gazing upon Baroque Cherub. Recall last week where Saint Matthew was watched by the Baroque Cherub, almost as if he was some pre-modern Ceiling Cat voyeuristically judging his subject. Today WE are the voyeurs, and the tables have truly turned.
THAT is the art of today's APW. We are all living the art.
Please hold your applause until the end.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:21:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
What the gay?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:17:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:09:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
DAMN!
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:09:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
You are all fags for clicking on this.
hahaha
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:17:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe, Day 12?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:16:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*pulls out popcorn, sets up folding chair*
*offers popcorn to cherub, who continues flaunting and scoffing openly*
*Shrugs and sits back to watch*
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:09:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
DAMN!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:09:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are all fags for clicking on this.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:08:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OK, I laughed.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:07:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Reviews, not hits. Whatever.
Balls.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:06:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
APW: Bleaargh, Look at My Wang (Rating: 1.69 on 20 reviews, last by scourge 3 minutes ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-11-15 14:33:30
Pursuit (Rating: 1.71 on 19 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 6 hours ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-11-14 16:26:54
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So what you're saying is I can get as many hits in 30 minutes with wang art as I can in 22 hours with poetry?
Awesome.
Noted.
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:04:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No poem = auto+2
PS The wings look photoshopped, but other than that, a successful camwhore.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:01:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bret?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:00:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NEEDS MORE WANG
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-15 14:58:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i should post a picture of my own wang using this title.
starting a wang bandwagon, every uber man would post his wang, in an unending stream of penii up the front page.
katy would be violently sloshing, frothing at the mouth for all the cock that had been laid in front of her.
maybe i won't do this.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-15 14:56:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you slay me.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-15 14:53:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
its like looking in the mirror
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-15 14:48:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i laughed far too much.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-15 14:43:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cherubs have unfortunate genitalia.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-15 14:43:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061115/ap_on_he_me/nkorea_scarlet_fever
Lishy must be popular in North Korea.
And no worries, Crystle. No one's throwing you up on a cross or anything.
Though I'm sure there will be offers to nail you.
GET IT? BWHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEEHEEHEEHEEHEHECOUGHCOUGHHACKHAHAHAHAHAHAHburglepenis.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-15 14:43:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FWAPPPP FWAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP FWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!1!!!
UGhghghhdsnurmbple
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-15 14:42:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
CHIPOLATTE?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-15 14:42:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh come on! I gave a +2...
obviously I didn't mind it.
someone was bound to say it, though.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-15 14:41:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-15 14:36:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
FALSE ADVERTISING -2
I want compensation.
Next you'll tell me there's no santa.
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hahah thats a good one...hah...no santa...
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-15 14:40:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-15 14:40:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-15 14:34:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
nsfw...
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Oh Crystle, it's art. Art is especially SWF.
Besides, nobody mentioned 'nsfw' when I posted a painting of Cleopatra's breasties.
(what did you expect from the title, though?)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-15 14:39:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Crystle, my Titian beauty, are you serious?
nsfw?
Come on. I've said it a million places on here before, photography (well minus that found in Hustler and Barely Legal) and art should never be considered nsfw.
I was eaten alive by the committee by the way..
:(
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-11-15 14:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why is it ok for angels to go around naked but they'll lock my ass up if I do it?
(aside from the fact that I have a disgusting body).
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-11-15 14:37:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
At first I thought that was a woman.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-11-15 14:36:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is there supposed to be a penis in the picture or something?
(Still gorgeous though, even if missing aforementioned schlong.)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-15 14:36:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FALSE ADVERTISING -2
I want compensation.
Next you'll tell me there's no santa.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-15 14:34:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nsfw...
pretty painting.