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So... You Think You Had A Bad Day? (NSFW) (1539 hits)

Category: Science & Environmental

Rating: 1.45 on 37 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Mountain (View user info) at 2006-11-15 15:32:34 EST




fuck piranhas candirus get what they want cause they earned it.JPG (222 kB)

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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-05-15 13:39:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this made my balls shiver.

Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:32:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HOLY FUCK!!!
I actually read this with my hand over my mouth...
I'm such a fuckin' girl when it comes to this gross
freakyass fish swimmin' into a penis crap!?!?!
Post another picture!! haha

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-11-17 14:18:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

HOW DO YOU FIT AN APPLE IN A URETHRA?

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-11-16 14:57:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-16 13:04:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

LIFE WITHOUT PENOZ IS NOT WORTH LIVING

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-16 05:19:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OMFG

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-11-16 04:57:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-11-16 01:24:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

I've heard about these nasty little fucks. I've heard TALES, I tells ya.

I'd rather endure the surgery than lose my wiener. Surgery is a bitch, but at least it's a temporary trial. Being without a peenie for the rest of my life is no sort of life at all, truth be told.

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-11-16 02:00:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That kind of thing makes me just shiver.

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-11-16 01:24:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I've heard about these nasty little fucks. I've heard TALES, I tells ya.

I'd rather endure the surgery than lose my wiener. Surgery is a bitch, but at least it's a temporary trial. Being without a peenie for the rest of my life is no sort of life at all, truth be told.

Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-11-15 23:14:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You forgot to mention how they taste.

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-15 22:25:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-15 21:18:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Jesus.....

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-11-15 21:03:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Christ- that's almost as horrific as this:

http://matty4donna.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!3F8532F579B22102!481.entry

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-15 20:49:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

note to self: no swimming in the amazon

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-15 20:41:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"It feels like somebody took my heart and dropped it into a bucket of boiling tears...hitting my soul in the crotch with a frozen sledgehammer."

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-11-15 19:59:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh yeah... I forgot to mention that they grow as they feed. So not only are the eating the pen0s insides, they're stretching it out like a balloon.

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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-11-15 19:34:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:47:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

The goggles, they do nothing!

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-11-15 18:18:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

there are .... no words

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-15 17:08:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

In the wee buggers defence he doesnt MEAN to fly up your peehole, they are in fact looking for another fishes gills to swim into and mistake the piss-stream for expelled water from the gills.

I realise thats not much of a defence since theyre still trying to inflict agony and...oh fuck it, KILL EM! KILL EM ALL!

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-11-15 16:42:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm starting a new line of swimwear made from the Xagua plant!

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-11-15 16:17:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I remember this from "Sniper" with Tom Berenger...creepy

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-15 16:13:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

NOT UP THE VAGGY-VAG??!!

Submitted by nya_nyo (user info) at 2006-11-15 16:07:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i watched this last night too, the only thing worse was the worms crawling in your eye fluids

Submitted by Lizz_Zero (user info) at 2006-11-15 16:04:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Lucy! give me an erection so i might put this condom on and then go swimming.
Oooh
mmmm
ahhh
Screw swimming, bend over Lucy.

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:59:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You know what beats swimming with a condom on? Not fucking swimming when these things are around.

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:56:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i think i threw up a little.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:55:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:51:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


3. Pirhana
2. Candiru
1. Allyson

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:48:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

jesus fucking christ...

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:47:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The goggles, they do nothing!

Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:41:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yum

Submitted by garudave (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:40:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

:(

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:39:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Made me barf (+1)

Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:39:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Yes! I've heard that people swim with condoms on there for this very reason.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:39:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

pah!

my penis is too small for it to swim up.

micro penii unite!


Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:37:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My God! That now ranks as number 1 in things I would not want to happen to me.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-11-15 15:35:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

MINE EYES!


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