Help me name my new cat (889 hits)
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Submitted by scum101 (View user info) at 2006-11-16 04:23:21 EST
I'm thinking jasper...
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Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-23 12:11:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post is absolutely fucking brilliant.
Submitted by God_Is_My_Mate (user info) at 2007-05-30 09:49:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh dear.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:03:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You post garbage like this, and you expect decent ratings.
Take your well-deserved -2 and shove it up your ass.
Congratulations on cementing your status as being a pissy baby around here, we haven't one in a while now.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-01-25 06:42:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-25 06:15:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
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Yes i saw the weener!
I missed it aswell , the 1st time !
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-25 06:35:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-01-25 06:30:12 (#)
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Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-25 06:15:12 (#)
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thats a cat?
Take a 2nd look at that pic ...
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Yes i saw the weener!
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-01-25 06:30:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-25 06:15:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
thats a cat?
Take a 2nd look at that pic ...
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-25 06:15:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thats a cat?
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-01-18 11:18:14 EST (#)
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"Taco Bell chihuahua"
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-01-18 10:58:16 EST (#)
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i'm calling him mohammed because he looks middle eastern
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-01 10:47:43 EST (#)
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all I can say is that you're about 1/4 of an inch away from being a woman.
Submitted by spontaneous (user info) at 2006-12-01 10:35:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
CAUSE YOUR A FAGGOT
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-16 19:30:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"I'm thinking jasper..."
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you're thinking catpooper.
nsfw thunderthighs. I won't negative rate because I'm not about to sack myself.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2006-11-16 19:08:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
...call it "Tiny"
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-11-16 17:24:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AHHH PENIS!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:09:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Brilliant! Brilliant I tells ya!
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-11-16 14:48:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
b
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-16 14:39:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sasparilla or Sassafrass
BTW, you should never EVER go pantless
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2006-11-16 14:27:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
how is a cat nsfw?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-16 14:25:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Ha. I'm an idiot.
Submitted by Mephisto (user info) at 2006-11-16 14:17:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Don't bother naming it, cause I'm going to kill it.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-11-16 14:05:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
NSFW and seen it before.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-16 13:21:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So glorious.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-11-16 13:16:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
flaccid
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-16 12:01:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bast (or Bastet)
Sekhmet
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-11-16 10:39:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Meager?
Trocito?
Minuscoli?
Felix...wait Feeless
Ron Jeremy's stunt-double?
still kinda funny though!
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-11-16 10:32:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Name him ugly heap of flesh.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-11-16 10:27:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
how bout... uh... Cockslap?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-11-16 09:41:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha...i'm sorry thats funny.
I think you should name it 'small one'.
Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-11-16 09:20:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
its so.... small
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-16 09:18:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Im thinking: "OH MY HOLY SWEET CHRIST WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN ITBURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT!"
Thats no cat, thats Satan.
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-11-16 09:02:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Still hilarious
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-16 08:10:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Name it dumbfuck after its owner.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-16 08:05:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Muff.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-16 07:44:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's not a cat that is a PENOS!!!
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-11-16 07:27:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate cats.
If it get's near my car (if it thinks about leaving cat prints all over the white paintwork) you'll be calling it roadkill.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-11-16 07:27:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Penises and some cats can be damn ugly things.
Submitted by Burdbrain (user info) at 2006-11-16 06:49:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I know, I got it how about "Twinch" short ahem for Two Inch!
Submitted by Burdbrain (user info) at 2006-11-16 06:48:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
How about "Furball" or Furby
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-11-16 06:35:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hairless animals scare me!
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-16 06:25:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
...dammit i didnt even notice the "reflecto-porn"
but i cant give you a -2, because you make all the guys feel better about their size, even the asians
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-16 06:22:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thats a cat????
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2006-11-16 06:05:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
how about 'buttnaked'..
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-16 06:04:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck sake.
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-11-16 06:01:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-11-16 05:16:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy hell put some pants on.
And throw your cat out the window.
You'll be doing the world a service if you follow.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-16 05:13:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Gross.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-16 05:06:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
...sort of.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-11-16 04:40:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i lolled
my head
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-16 04:33:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-11-16 04:26:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok I laughed. Just because i saw the cat before the reflection.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-16 04:26:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm thinking "PUT YOUR SCHLONG AWAY!"
ans how about "Lil' Scum" for the cat?