A Badass Barrage of Biolumiscence (1099 hits)
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Submitted by JoeyG <joe_green_2006.at.yahoo.co.uk> (View user info) at 2006-11-16 09:40:44 EST
It's gotta be pretty shit, being a fish.
Unless you're a Great White Shark, or an Orca, then you live out a miserable life of avoiding predators and sucking lichen off of coral.
With no Playstation, alcohol or mindless violence to keep them amused, they have had to invent their own sort of entertainment. Without the aid of mind altering drugs, they have come up with a psychadelic light show that kicks marine life ass.
Let's take a closer look:
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-04 20:55:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
http://i.walmart.com/i/p/00/07/46/46/78/0007464678822_500X500.jpg
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-03-04 20:39:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
phallus shaped?
wtf kinda phallus have you got ya weirdo?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-21 18:57:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heh - congrats!
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-16 23:36:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
give this guy a show on animal planet
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-16 23:19:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-11-16 22:53:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2006-11-16 22:37:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile (user info) at 2006-11-16 22:29:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
urbanus kinda looks like an octorok from ocarina of time
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:35:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool stuff! Could have done without the references to beating women and drug use, though.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:21:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love deep sea critters
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-16 14:25:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-16 13:54:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-16 13:10:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-11-16 13:05:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool post.
On Wednesdays Animal planet has been showing Seas of Life, a pretty damn cool documentary from 2002. Really interesting.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-11-16 12:31:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-11-16 12:12:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-16 11:14:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Spongebob Squarepants?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-16 11:02:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it bad that this made my dick hard?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-16 10:54:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Badass, indeed.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-11-16 10:50:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool fish. Plus I liked the alliteration in the title.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-16 10:06:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have an Anglerfish toy. Pop in a battery and its eyes and lure fire up like a cross on a front lawn.
It's perhaps the sweetest plastic-based item I own.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-16 10:05:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
auto urbane reference -2
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-11-16 10:01:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell yeah.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-16 09:52:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Those bioglyphics are fucking cool.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-11-16 09:50:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-16 09:47:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOOOOOO
I asked stupid strawberryfanatic to make a post about these a long while ago
This rocks
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This was actually inspired by that series, but Strawberry hasn't done one for a while. I'm posting this in the hope she starts doing them again.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-11-16 09:48:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-11-16 09:46:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Lovely.
By the way if your phallus is shaped that way I would get a doctor to look at it.
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It's only been like that since I used it to catch an Anglerfish.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-16 09:47:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOOOOOO
I asked stupid strawberryfanatic to make a post about these a long while ago
This rocks
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-11-16 09:46:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lovely.
By the way if your phallus is shaped that way I would get a doctor to look at it.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-16 09:45:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WEll there you go
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-11-16 09:43:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-16 09:41:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
There you go son, have a deserved +2 for making a zoology post
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Thanks, it took me 3 fucking attempts to post it because our damn systems are playing merry hell today.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-16 09:42:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-16 09:38:25 (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-16 09:36:55 (#)
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I love watching Discovery Channel shows about glowy fishes.
That one fish looks like a real cunt.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-16 09:41:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There you go son, have a deserved +2 for making a zoology post