Ever Wonder if You Are What You Eat....I'll Tell You (Feelings will be hurt & Much Namedropping) (1139 hits)
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Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2006-11-16 12:37:15 EST
Caulaincourt sits down for a nice warm bowl of rainbows and dicks.
strwbryfanatic eats handfuls of fresh strawberries of course.
TTOM pulls the legs off insects and eats them with his Sir Lancelot fork set.
ilikesteak eats huge portions of, of, of STEAK.
Method chows down on some alters, souvlaki, spanikopita, gyros, and ball hair.
Scourge shovels in some CRUMPLE tablets with glassfuls of botched attempts to get ratings removed.
Sphagnum eats his plateful of dick flavored dicks with a side of feigned sincerity.
Underoathmeal does not eat oatmeal, instead chooses to dine or 'roids and stupid fuck nuggets.
Electro eats chokumut ice creams.
Axolotl nourishes on his favorite sample of who cares and cream of some young guy.
Jeanneee feeds on dating the wrong guys with awesome ketchup.
Jaypeg throws down a giant helping of "shitty alter alert" on top of his I suck at FF.
Habeeb eats turbans and MSPaint, despises photoshop, and chicken fingies.
Berty eats pony tails and helpings of "I'm better than you, even though I'm mixed."
Legs eats legs and drinks semen.
Orgasmatron doesn't really eat, he just drinks vaginal fluid and seminal fluid.
Captain Thorns smashes thorns into his crosseyed soup.
Phuzzygish masticates servings of flamboyantly gay sprinkeled atop of his directory.
JoeyG scarfs down some funny sandwhiches with his overly british "chips."
Coley noshes on some open faced buffalo platters.
Julie loves her some pie and intergalatic radar dishes.
Shlongy eats lots and lots of kosher shlongs. MUST BE KOSHER.
Tigerlilly eats appendage stuffed jawlines.
Pentameter has bitchy dressing on her salad tosser.
Spooner has many helping of turkey masturbation while slurping his pilot soup.
JonnyX whips up a good panty and bra set from Victoria's Secret, or similar catalogue stew.
PFF chomps on random porn and short bullshit that no one cares about or tells him he's a downie.
Retrospect nourishes on "HEY LOOK AT ME" and penis shaped plantain.
Icarus funnels shit straight into his mouth and occasionally regurgitates it onto my posts.
Unabonger drinks bong water, and that's it.
Apollo eats heads of cabbage, heads of lettuce, heads of broccoli, heads of cauliflower, etc.
Razor feeds on helpings of old and washed up but still likeable bean sprouts.
Inion de Trua drinks "I have the hots for Simon" and porno magazine soufle.
Crystle eats tounge.
GnarlsBarkley eats beehive fannypack buttsecks.
FatTony drinks lard and eats mexicans.
Jonukah noshes on star of davids and jesus juice.
Ghola eats ninjas and cheap haircuts.
Loki eats drivelj kjaklsksjdalk kjasdo joijijak jlkja; lkjwoijwq iqoiwj k; a0iwj89e0q kj aksjd .
Darko obviously eats I'm a spoilt little bastard who never had to wipe my own ass before.
Kaos King takes in copious amounts of "hey don't look at me in the corner fwapping."
Nath scarfs on some "help, my office is boring."
GodChicken ingests government controlled dietary supplements.
Lisa is a man eater.
If you are not on here, send a SASE to:
Fuck You
Eat Shit St.
Asshole, ON, CA E212BD2
Or just drop a review and I'll get to you.
~~~~~~NO CAMWHORE~~~~~~~
User Reviews
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-19 00:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because you're right.
Steak. Earth's least gay meat ever.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-18 23:53:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-18 20:12:44 (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-17 01:18:40 (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-16 19:46:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, Psychoseamen, ya forgot Jack McCallum. He eats Democrats and shits out good stories...
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Bubba slurps McCallum's ass.
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I give credit to good authors. Rob, you deserve nothing, as you are an ass....
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haha... you are such a sad, deperate old fart just begging for some sort of digital validation huh?
I may be an ass... but at least I'm not you.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-18 20:12:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-17 01:18:40 (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-16 19:46:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, Psychoseamen, ya forgot Jack McCallum. He eats Democrats and shits out good stories...
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Bubba slurps McCallum's ass.
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I give credit to good authors. Rob, you deserve nothing, as you are an ass....
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2006-11-18 19:49:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Asshooooole.. Oooontaaario... Can..a...da... HEY! this postal code has too many numbers!
Do me! do me!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-11-17 10:06:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and I would be eating?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-17 09:12:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this isnt even remotely amusing.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-17 09:08:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
As many people will hate this, I guess I'm going to have to do a part deux.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-11-17 05:42:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Loki eats drivelj kjaklsksjdalk kjasdo joijijak jlkja; lkjwoijwq iqoiwj k; a0iwj89e0q kj aksjd .
hahahahahahaah
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-17 05:27:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-11-17 05:08:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you are not on here, send a SASE to:
Fuck You
Eat Shit St.
Asshole, ON, CA E212BD2
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ah, there i am.
I dont read these unless I see my name. Have a +1 for what looked like light-hearted shenanigans.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-17 04:28:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Flamboyantly gay?
damn.
I thought I was just well groomed. :(
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-11-17 03:35:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
JoeyG scarfs down some funny sandwhiches with his overly british "chips."
Spooky - I actually just finished eating a chip butty before reading this - are you watching me??
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-17 01:18:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-16 19:46:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, Psychoseamen, ya forgot Jack McCallum. He eats Democrats and shits out good stories...
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Bubba slurps McCallum's ass.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-16 23:52:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i suppose id be eating oriental takeout
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-11-16 20:20:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-16 19:46:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-16 13:22:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
**WHEW**
Another list I didn't make.
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Amen to that!!
Hey, Psychoseamen, ya forgot Jack McCallum. He eats Democrats and shits out good stories...
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-16 17:16:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wanker.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:28:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU RIGHT IN THE ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
WHY AM I NOT IN HERE
YOU WHORE!!!1!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:53:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
wtf do i eat, and don't tell me puka shells and hemp
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:52:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thank god I fell off the radar
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:27:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kaos King takes in copious amounts of "hey don't look at me in the corner fwapping."
Are you spying on me again???
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:09:16 EST (#)
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Darko obviously eats I'm a spoilt little bastard who never had to wipe my own ass before.
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Pretty much.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-16 14:36:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jade, I'm waiting for you to litter my mailbox with those scantilly clad pictures you promised. I like salad tongs in the cunny.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-11-16 14:32:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no baby makin practice for you!!
dammit.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-16 14:12:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're pretty spot on, really. I tend to prefer drinks over solid food.
And who am I to say not to a shot in the mouth or slick, sticky chin and lips?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-16 14:06:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you said you wouldn't share that.
:(
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-16 14:05:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-11-16 14:00:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you know what I think is funny about this? That in order for you to sound awesome, you can't say that you eat pussy because then you'd be a pussy. You'd have to say that you eat huge hulking cocks.
But you can't even say that because unfortunately, we've all seen the pictures.
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Pent, my doll, look at the very last line of this post...it's for you. Just F.Y.I.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-11-16 14:05:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Creativity points.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-11-16 14:03:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post was gay.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-11-16 14:00:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you know what I think is funny about this? That in order for you to sound awesome, you can't say that you eat pussy because then you'd be a pussy. You'd have to say that you eat huge hulking cocks.
But you can't even say that because unfortunately, we've all seen the pictures.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-16 13:59:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Katy, do not internet lie. Proof is in the pudding:
To: S I <sicosemen.at.gmail.com>
Simon,
The porn is in the mail, I sent you a couple good ones although I was tempted to send you nude shots of me in my favorite velcro panties and rawhide bra. I actually considered cutting a sex hole out of the velcro in the back so that I could stick a mortar and pestle in my ass for you. Anway, I'd love to let you golden shower me anytime...just thought I'd let you know.
Hugs and kisses,
Katy
P.S. I think you have a monster cock despite what uber says.
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Right there's the proof, Katy. I wouldn't fib in the above food groups.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-16 13:56:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
auto +2 for Hall & Oates
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-16 13:55:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That might explain why the whole "marriage" thing didn't work for you then, Inion..
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-16 13:50:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i do not have the hots for anyone. i'm celibate and a virgin.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-11-16 13:45:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
boring
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-16 13:42:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-16 13:40:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
three words?
I guess I'm fairly non-descript. sigh.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-16 13:39:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This isn't funny or clever in any way. And if I am what I eat, am I a man, or just a man-eater, or a man-eating man?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-16 13:35:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish getting my hair cut was cheap. Its fucking $30. after adding the tip.
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I don't understand why women pay that much for a haircut. No offense, ghola, but I could get a flowbie for you and it would pay for itself in 3 cuts. NO JOKE!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-11-16 13:32:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ghola eats ninjas and cheap haircuts.
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I wish getting my hair cut was cheap. Its fucking $30. after adding the tip.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-16 13:22:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
**WHEW**
Another list I didn't make.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-11-16 13:17:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm the biggest pussy I know, so that makes me wonder about my diet.....
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-16 13:17:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about scum101
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Hey bret, you never left. Cool.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-16 13:11:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
**Sigh**
Another list I didn't make.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-16 13:08:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
that doesn't even make any sense.
mine does, kinda but this isn't very creative at all.
then what did i expect from the likes of you?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-16 13:06:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, probably.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-11-16 13:05:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. Another circle jerk post with some gay inuendoes re: Caul and shit for my hating pretty much everything you've ever said or done. Nobody would have seen this one coming. Wanna fellate the morons on this site a little more, redneck?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-16 13:03:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i liked loki's
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-16 12:59:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww, I think Berry is the only one who had something nice and regular to eat
Nicey nice, Simon
You trying to bed her as well?
;)
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-16 12:57:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HEY LOOK AT ME!! this post sucks, and its not because im a dick flavored praline, its because it doesnt make sense and its not funny
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-16 12:55:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, I prefer to dine on bearded clams.
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-16 12:55:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i am pussy. lots and lots of it. and some ass thrown in once and a while. i prefer syrup.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-11-16 12:54:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The post was dumb and didn't include me, but this line:
Loki eats drivelj kjaklsksjdalk kjasdo joijijak jlkja; lkjwoijwq iqoiwj k; a0iwj89e0q kj aksjd
Kept you from getting a negative rating.
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2006-11-16 12:49:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
sicosemen = pathetic faggot
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-16 12:48:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I ate a stromboli with lots of onions on it for lunch. Look out tonight!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-11-16 12:46:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
missed me. sending envelope.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-11-16 12:43:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
:D
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-11-16 12:43:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha! I laughed.
Method - ball hair. Hahahahahahaha
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-11-16 12:39:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I got as far as Sphagnum and decided that if you couldn't make any of them funny up until that point, there was no point in reading on any further.