The Racially Insensitive Rebus! (1003 hits)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (View user info) at 2006-11-16 15:22:38 EST
Native Americans will be too stupid and/or drunk to figure these out. 3 +2's to the first one to get the bonus!
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-07 16:24:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahaahha
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-17 19:57:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
towelhead
sandcoon (although i've only ever heard 'sandnigger')
nigger. well, negro. but still.
camel jockey
spic
zipperface? slanteye, maybe?
gook
trailer trash
cracker
beaner
shadow smurf(kudos, that's one of my favorites. so is niglet)
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-17 19:48:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
dude, what is a shadowsmurf?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-17 14:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-17 07:46:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
Although your opening line was a bit lame, I though the rest was as least understandable. You know that I dislike you (or at least the ubersite persona you chose to put forth) and you think that my views are simplistic. Okay, fine. I can see what you're getting at. My explanation is equally simple, I hate John Kerry's guts, and that's about the only point I wanted to get across. I wasn't going for some in-depth and all inclusive dissertation on the man. If it was too "simplistic" for you, well, that's your taste.
However, rob, if you're going to pass judgments about me that extend beyond what I've written in one post, then it would be appropriate for you to read more than one post.
Or not. This is ubersite, after all, and I wouldn't want to ask too much of the other lazy motherfuckers like myself that frequent this site.
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LAME?
Bah - that shit was gold!
Yeah, yer pretty understandable your own self - and by virtue of this little exchange your stock just shot WAY up in my book.
It's not so much your 'hate' for that Kerry fellow that I find frustrating....in all fairness I don't really see much to like about that guy either. I just don't understand how someone that boring and useless can stir up such a powerful emotion in you.
The larger issue, for me, is that you seem to be really caught up in this pointless battle between 'right' and 'left' - and you feed into this larger polarization issue we have by embracing this cookie-cutter right-wing agenda so readily - even going so far as to promoting its simplistic doctrine. Now, I'm not endorsing the left's agenda (whatever that is - those disorganized fuckers can't agree on anything) - but ultimately I think BOTH extremes are fucking stupid.
However, in a 'lesser of two evils' capacity, I would argue that a more liberal view on MOST things is preferable... but not always. (This world is saturated in Grey.)
I maintain that we need to become an issue based society... but that is a larger conversation to be had in a different arena... but it might very well be an interesting one to have with your participation after all. (Which is a nice surprise.)
Anyways, my 'judgment' is based purely on what you throw out there - and quite frankly based on your measured response here - I am certainly more intrigued to read up a little more on this FartSmeller character.
Well met.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-11-17 10:27:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was great.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-11-17 07:58:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good stuff
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-17 07:46:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-16 18:25:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Honestly I wish people like you WOULD beat your head against a desk - it might just knock some sense into you.
I do appreciate your candor, however, and applaud you on a very coherent - if not slightly misguided retort. See, I know perfectly well why you think I am an annoying 'douchebag' - I typically put in that extra effort when I feel the person truly deserves a good verbose spanking and I expect - if not hope - to get some sort of reaction from people just like you.
On your stupid 'letter' post I said :
"FartSmeller - yer an idiot. Your views are utterly simplistic and generally misguided and slathered with a foul concoction of stupidity and delusion."
I still feel that way. Nothing you have banged out on your keyboard has come even close to convincing me otherwise.
"Honestly listening to you right wing retards bat around your simplistic hate filled bullshit makes my ass pucker."
Also very true. Racial intolerance is just another one of the growing things I don't like about you as well.
"Smart people should have every right to beat some fucking sense into you morons."
This could be construed as aggressive. I should stipulate that it most certainly not be ME that administers such beatings - only that stupid people should, in fact, be beaten. Regularly. Further to that I don't actually think you are 'stupid', per se, you just conveniently ignore certain realities and embrace an offensive simplistic world view that refuses to acknowledge anything even approaching responsibility or accountability.
In fact I just went back and read ALL of my comments on that silly post of yours and I stand by each and every one of them. The fact that you find me annoying is sensational... but I wouldn't be if you weren't so frustratingly retarded.
Oh, and I AM passing judgment on you.
I think you are willfully ignorant. Your views are simplistic. People like you annoy me.
Oh, and GOD knows I am not above arguing - I live for it. I was referring to the fact that I have no desire to traipse through your collection of uber-musing based on the limited insight I have from your last 2 pasts.
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Although your opening line was a bit lame, I though the rest was as least understandable. You know that I dislike you (or at least the ubersite persona you chose to put forth) and you think that my views are simplistic. Okay, fine. I can see what you're getting at. My explanation is equally simple, I hate John Kerry's guts, and that's about the only point I wanted to get across. I wasn't going for some in-depth and all inclusive dissertation on the man. If it was too "simplistic" for you, well, that's your taste.
However, rob, if you're going to pass judgments about me that extend beyond what I've written in one post, then it would be appropriate for you to read more than one post.
Or not. This is ubersite, after all, and I wouldn't want to ask too much of the other lazy motherfuckers like myself that frequent this site.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-11-17 01:06:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I really don't like thinking on this website.
Never try to make me do it again.
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-11-16 23:22:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
CRACKER!!!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-16 23:14:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dune Coon +2 here
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-16 22:24:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-11-16 20:20:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-16 18:25:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dealing with you is like beating my head against my desk, and I notice I'm not the only one that detests having you stink up this site. But, I'll try to explain this to you anyway, hoping that the fog in your mind will clear long enough for you to gain one single ounce of understanding at why you are an annoying douchebag.
I wasn't referring to your comments on this post, and I think you know that. I was referring to your completely bizarre, hate-filled comments on my email to John Kerry post, and I think you know that, too. Read your comments on that post, and tell me if you think I should know that you hate John Kerry too from what you said.
You zip around passing out spiteful little comments and insights about my life, my views, my personality, which is cute and all, but when I respond to those comments in kind, you act like you weren't really passing judgement with no real basis but what I typed out for my own amusement on some website, that I just IMAGINED you acting like you know something about me. Then, you act like you're just so far above it all, the argument, that you're not going to bother wasting any of your precious time (spent on ubersite, let us not forget).
I can't make it any clearer to you how annoying that is but to tell you that it is the most annoying thing in the world short of getting a splinter in your cock. I only hope that you can follow what I'm saying. Which I doubt, based on your comment above. You don't seem like the type of guy that picks up on things too quickly.
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Honestly I wish people like you WOULD beat your head against a desk - it might just knock some sense into you.
I do appreciate your candor, however, and applaud you on a very coherent - if not slightly misguided retort. See, I know perfectly well why you think I am an annoying 'douchebag' - I typically put in that extra effort when I feel the person truly deserves a good verbose spanking and I expect - if not hope - to get some sort of reaction from people just like you.
On your stupid 'letter' post I said :
"FartSmeller - yer an idiot. Your views are utterly simplistic and generally misguided and slathered with a foul concoction of stupidity and delusion."
I still feel that way. Nothing you have banged out on your keyboard has come even close to convincing me otherwise.
"Honestly listening to you right wing retards bat around your simplistic hate filled bullshit makes my ass pucker."
Also very true. Racial intolerance is just another one of the growing things I don't like about you as well.
"Smart people should have every right to beat some fucking sense into you morons."
This could be construed as aggressive. I should stipulate that it most certainly not be ME that administers such beatings - only that stupid people should, in fact, be beaten. Regularly. Further to that I don't actually think you are 'stupid', per se, you just conveniently ignore certain realities and embrace an offensive simplistic world view that refuses to acknowledge anything even approaching responsibility or accountability.
In fact I just went back and read ALL of my comments on that silly post of yours and I stand by each and every one of them. The fact that you find me annoying is sensational... but I wouldn't be if you weren't so frustratingly retarded.
Oh, and I AM passing judgment on you.
I think you are willfully ignorant. Your views are simplistic. People like you annoy me.
Oh, and GOD knows I am not above arguing - I live for it. I was referring to the fact that I have no desire to traipse through your collection of uber-musing based on the limited insight I have from your last 2 pasts.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-11-16 17:39:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Towel Head
Sand Nigger
Nigger
Camel Jockey
Spick (or chink, depending on which you like better)
Zipperhead
Gook
And then I gave up. This was fun.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-11-16 17:19:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post was funnier than I thought it would be.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-16 17:17:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:51:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:17:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:13:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
This post was actually quite clever - which is shocking.
Yer still a giant fucking idiot.
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Welcome to internet tough guys 101. Dude, what exactly is it that you think you know about me? I'm a guy, I have an internet connection, and I dislike John Kerry. That's your big basis for character assassination?
Here's a tip: read the rest of my posts, see what you think, and then go fuck yourself.
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Um "yer a fucking idiot" is character assassination?
AHAHAHAHaa...
I gave you a compliment - doesn't mean I like you or think that your particular limited and highly biased outlook on life is in anyway agreeable to me.
If you are so ignorant to think that your post and the 'content' you dumped into the comments doesn't give me a pretty good indication that you are a clueless, bigoted, reactionary, intolerant fucking retard - then we obviously don't have much to talk about - hence my flippant comment and my limited time wasted on whatever shit you manage to hanker down and squeeze out.
You are an idiot. I dislike John Kerry as well. But you are too fucking stupid to puzzle that out.
But as you can see if you manage to post something worthwhile I will rate it accordingly. And seriously, you might want to go for a walk... character assassination!
I love it!
>giggle<
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Dealing with you is like beating my head against my desk, and I notice I'm not the only one that detests having you stink up this site. But, I'll try to explain this to you anyway, hoping that the fog in your mind will clear long enough for you to gain one single ounce of understanding at why you are an annoying douchebag.
I wasn't referring to your comments on this post, and I think you know that. I was referring to your completely bizarre, hate-filled comments on my email to John Kerry post, and I think you know that, too. Read your comments on that post, and tell me if you think I should know that you hate John Kerry too from what you said.
You zip around passing out spiteful little comments and insights about my life, my views, my personality, which is cute and all, but when I respond to those comments in kind, you act like you weren't really passing judgement with no real basis but what I typed out for my own amusement on some website, that I just IMAGINED you acting like you know something about me. Then, you act like you're just so far above it all, the argument, that you're not going to bother wasting any of your precious time (spent on ubersite, let us not forget).
I can't make it any clearer to you how annoying that is but to tell you that it is the most annoying thing in the world short of getting a splinter in your cock. I only hope that you can follow what I'm saying. Which I doubt, based on your comment above. You don't seem like the type of guy that picks up on things too quickly.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:51:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:17:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:13:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
This post was actually quite clever - which is shocking.
Yer still a giant fucking idiot.
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Welcome to internet tough guys 101. Dude, what exactly is it that you think you know about me? I'm a guy, I have an internet connection, and I dislike John Kerry. That's your big basis for character assassination?
Here's a tip: read the rest of my posts, see what you think, and then go fuck yourself.
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Um "yer a fucking idiot" is character assassination?
AHAHAHAHaa...
I gave you a compliment - doesn't mean I like you or think that your particular limited and highly biased outlook on life is in anyway agreeable to me.
If you are so ignorant to think that your post and the 'content' you dumped into the comments doesn't give me a pretty good indication that you are a clueless, bigoted, reactionary, intolerant fucking retard - then we obviously don't have much to talk about - hence my flippant comment and my limited time wasted on whatever shit you manage to hanker down and squeeze out.
You are an idiot. I dislike John Kerry as well. But you are too fucking stupid to puzzle that out.
But as you can see if you manage to post something worthwhile I will rate it accordingly. And seriously, you might want to go for a walk... character assassination!
I love it!
>giggle<
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:17:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:13:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
This post was actually quite clever - which is shocking.
Yer still a giant fucking idiot.
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Welcome to internet tough guys 101. Dude, what exactly is it that you think you know about me? I'm a guy, I have an internet connection, and I dislike John Kerry. That's your big basis for character assassination?
Here's a tip: read the rest of my posts, see what you think, and then go fuck yourself.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:13:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:12:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
what the fuck is a shadow smurf? a black midget?
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It's a derogatory term for black people in general. Don't feel bad about your confusion, that's why it was a bonus question.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:13:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post was actually quite clever - which is shocking.
Yer still a giant fucking idiot.
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:12:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what the fuck is a shadow smurf? a black midget?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:01:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:32:51 (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:31:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish there was a porch monkey.
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I'm going to quote you on this one day in the future.
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Guess I shouldn't say that I wish I had a porch monkey too, huh?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:54:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In 8th grade a kid in my class was suspended for facetiously noting that Negroes are afraid of chainsaws for their tendency to say "RUN-RUN-RUUUUUUUN-niggerniggernigger"
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:45:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The sprinkler one:
Q:What does a sprinkler say?
A: "Spic Spic Spic Spic Spic Spic Spic CHINK niggerniggerniggerniggernigger"
It's a three-for-one racial slur, basically.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:45:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, racist sprinkler head
I get it.
<->
doesn't exactly fit the format does it?
ALSO I got every other one which bothers me
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:45:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i have never heard the shadow smurf before.
i should have gottent he sprinker joke...
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:41:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:40:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
what was the sprinkler and the smurf one...
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I answered the sprinkler one below. Also, Jonny X got shadowsmurf.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:41:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:29:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
towelhead
sandcoon --- dune coon
nigger
cameljockey
wetback -- ?
zipperhead
gringo --- gook
trailertrash
cracker
beener -
shadow smurf
whats the sprinkler one?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:40:43 EST (#)
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what was the sprinkler and the smurf one...
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:39:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Towel head
Dune coon
niger
camel jockey
sprinkler blank
zipper head
gook
trailer trash
cracker
beaner
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:32:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:31:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish there was a porch monkey.
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I'm going to quote you on this one day in the future.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:32:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
gook i got, that was creative
wtf is a zipperhead?
and a shadowsmurf?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:32:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ahh...kk
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:31:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish there was a porch monkey.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:31:18 EST (#)
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Woody, "zipperhead" is a term from around WW2, it's what Americans called Japanese. Because when the tanks would roll over thier heads, it would leave tracks like a zipper.
Classy!
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I mean gook
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:30:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
urban dictionary, ziphead...apparently about drug addicts...
Submitted by Mephisto (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:30:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Though simple, cracker was my favorite
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:29:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What does a sprinkler say?
"Spic, spic, spic, spic CHINK niggerniggerniggerniggernigger"
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:29:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
towelhead
sandcoon
nigger
cameljockey
wetback
zipperhead
gringo
trailertrash
cracker
beener
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:28:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:26:25 (#)
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I'm guessing these are all american terms, don't get a couple....quiet sprinkler...sand/desert racoon....zip head.....???
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Ah well, cultural differences abound.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:27:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mute sprinkler?.....this is actually making me think, doesn't happen much on uber....
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:27:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Sprinkler head underscore!
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:26:25 EST (#)
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I'm guessing these are all american terms, don't get a couple....quiet sprinkler...sand/desert racoon....zip head.....???
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:25:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Shadowsmurf?????