Vergil (646 hits)
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Submitted by garudave <misterkick.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-11-16 15:46:22 EST
Vergil never smiled. Not in those days, anyway. A few too many shots led him to take his blue-collar aggression out on some traveling voodoo master at the bar one night, and he paid in full. Some days after the incident, he woke up with a small tree growing out of his back. It ruined his life. Debt, homelessness, and utter depression ensued. The worst part is, I was the only friend who stood at his side, but what can I say? I liked the guy.
A few weeks after he was evicted and divorced, he knocked at my door. Of course, this happened to be at five o' clock in the morning, but the sight and smell of a seven-foot, middle-aged, homeless weretree tends to wake one up rather quickly. "Vergil," I grumbled. "What's up, man?"
He replied with much ranting and an abundance of curse words. His intentions were soon clearly stated: "I'm gonna kill that voodoo motherfucker."
In those days, I was very into adventuring, so I grabbed my drug stash and withdrew all my money from the bank. We bought two .45 automatics (a fucking amazing choice, by the way) and a junked convertible. If there was one thing Vergil was good for, it was for getting a piece of shit like that to run, which he did in short time, and we left. When I finally thought about it, I realized it was a good decision. What else was I leaving behind, aside from my woman and my job?
And so our adventure began.
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Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-03-03 20:58:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-03-03 20:35:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2006-11-20 22:57:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-19 22:51:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Deliciously odd.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-11-17 03:34:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked this and would like more, please.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-11-16 20:55:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-11-16 17:11:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
... damn you... WHAT.... HAPPENED MAN!!!! (sounds like the start of fear and loathing)
Submitted by Void_Where_Prohibited (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:54:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Continue...
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:14:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This makes me want to read more... Here's a +2 and hope that you keep the random disjointed writing style in the next episode
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:06:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey man at least he's always in the shade.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-11-16 15:50:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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