Mr Cadrach's Fall 2006 List of Things That We, Collectively, Are, or Should Be, Over. (702 hits)
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Submitted by Cadrach (View user info) at 2006-11-16 16:03:19 EST
1.) Being "over it." -
Being "over" things officially went out of style two seconds after the writing of the title for this post. You don't need a cliché du jour to express the fact that you are no longer infatuated with something or someone.
2.) Rectangular rimmed spectacles. -
They made you look smarter two years ago. Now they make you look just like every other soccer mom or dad in the parking lot.
3.) You and your gay assed Bluetooth headset. -
Dude, you're freakin' me out with that shit. Not only do you look like a fucking Borg, but you're talking to yourself. You're like, RainBorg or something. Ten minutes to Whopner there pal, ten minutes to Whopner.
4.) "Throwing Up In Your Mouth a Little Bit" -
Look, Dodgeball was a great movie. Nobody doesn't like Vince Vagne, right? And sure, that blonde bi-sexual lawyer chick was really, really, super, smoking hot. Great. But as great as that movie was, this is the only line anyone ever quotes from it (possibly because opportunities to use "If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball" or "I don't have to drink my own urine but it's sanitary and I like the taste" just don't come up in conversation quite as often). But unless and until you're going to give proper credit to this truly great movie, you using this line is simply taking advantage of its relative obscurity to make yourself appear more clever than you really are.
5.) Movies in General -
Honestly, what was the last movie that came out where you were EXCITED to go see it? Where there was some sort of grand spectacle to it all? Lord of the Rings, maybe? Titanic? How long ago was that?
6.) Television -
I think Bruce Springsteen once wrote a song about some crazy number of channels and nothing being on. The man was right, which makes it too bad that we, collectively, are and have been "over" "the Boss" since he had Courtney Cox Arquette dancing in that one video where it was all dark and stuff. I would still bang Courtney Cox Arquette however. Okay, okay, the Office, Scrubs and Arrested Development were good, but THAT IS ALL. Other than those three there is nothing good on TV, ever.
7.) Worrying -
Since 2001 it's been cool to be all worried that the "Terrorists" were going to "get us." "They" were out there plotting and scheming to kill us all in our sleep. Well, maybe "they" are out there trying to think of ways to kill us, but they haven't succeeded in a really, really long time and all this waiting has become terribly boring. And there's nothing we, collectively, abhor more than boredom.
8.) Abhor. Abhor. Abhor.
That's a fucking awesome word. But it makes me think of Arbor. Like, "trees." It would be weird if you were trying to say that you hate something and the person you were talking to thought you were saying that you treed whatever it was you were talking about, huh? Yeah. Weird. But then they'd probably wonder what "treed" meant anyway. Maybe if you guys were out raccoon hunting with Old Dan and Little Ann, the dog that you worked so hard to save up for when you were a boy, THEN it would make sense to use "treed" in a sentence. Man. You used to love those dogs. And the good times you three had together! Like the time you won the big coon catching contest, or the time you caught the Ghost Coon (but ended up letting it go)! But then, that night when that mountain lion showed up and the dogs treed it, but then they started fighting with it, and you knew you had to help kill the mountain lion before one of the dogs got hurt, but then the mountain lion turned on YOU and then it was the dogs' turn to save you. . . and . . . and it was going to get Little Ann, but Old Dan jumped in the way and the mountain lion ripped his guts out . . . and . . . and then Little Ann was so sad that she . . .
9.) Excuse me for one moment.
10.) <Musac playing quietly in the background>
11.) And we're back. We, collectively, apologize for our lack of stylish professionalism there. For real though, those dogs was the shiznit. That's all I'm sayin'.
12.) WEEPS -
No. I'm not actually trying to convey that I am shedding tears of sadness here. That was all the way back at numbers 9 - 10. I'm trying to show that the expression "WEEPS" or "WEEP" or "MEEP" is, as of now, played out. As is, you might note, the expression "played out."
13.) Black People -
Whether they be starving Ethiopians, Chairmen of the United Nations, wealthy athletes or rap music artists, black people and the funny way they talk and dance are out, out, out. By way of contrast, the houses of Mulattoes and Albinos (and Mosquitoes) are rising and we fully expect mixed breed children to be the hottest fashion accessory of Spring '07. Start incubating yours TODAY!
14.) Being "The New Black" -
Check out Number 13 (above). It's not working out too well for black people, now is it? Well, that might be because, you guessed it, they're black. Black is out like last year's Hunter Green. Of course, black people could also be out because they are genetically inferior and the spawn of apes and pigs, but it's probably because of the "black" thing. Don't blame me. I'm just the messenger. Colors come into vogue; colors go out of vogue. Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives. (Note: Be on the lookout for avocado for your next home appliances!)
15.) Cynical Pre-Judgment of Others Based on Race, Social Class, Clothing or Myspace Page Font Selection -
It used to be cool to make snap-decisions about how cool someone is based on some random trivial thing (like their car, their hair style or the healthy way their heaving breasts stretched the fabric of their oh so snug-fitting shirt) that was, more often than not, an incredibly trivial portion of the person they really were INSIDE, you know . . . in here (points to heart, paints pained/sympathetic expression on face and cocks head to side as if to say, "do you know what I'm saying here, friend?"). But that was then and this is The Now! What's cool now is to get to know a person, to break bread with them and just TALK before you affix some sort of generic LABEL on them.
16.) Ah! Just kidding! Had you going there for a second though, didn't I? Okay, no jokes this time. What's really cool is to have disposable friends that are only there when they work as accessories for you. It's all about you. Your scene. Your entourage. Your world, baby. Rock it. People aren't even really people anymore anyway. So don't worry. They don't even have feelings. They're like fish. They don't feel pain. It's cool.
17.) Your Cell Phone - I don't care if you bought it yesterday, it's old.
18.) Your ipod - See "Your Cell Phone."
19.) Your Plasma Screen/LCD Television - See "Your ipod."
20.) Head On. Apply directly to the forehead. Head On. Apply directly to the forehead. Head On. Apply directly to the forehead. Head On. Apply directly to the forehead.
21.) David Letterman - This guy has literally not been funny since April 15, 1998.
22.) X-Box 360 / Playstation 3 -
You waited in line for how long to spend how much on that video game system you fat pathetic piece of shit? (Note: To the pit-stained geek laughing at this and chortling "Ha, ha, pwnt. Besides, everyone knows PC games are FAR SUPERIOR to console games." I say the following: Look at yourself, man. LOOOOOK! Take a shower! Lose 78 pounds. Touch a girl's boob. DO SOMETHING; BECAUSE YOU SUCK AND YOUR LIFE AS YOU ARE CURRENTLY LIVING IT IS NOT WORTH SHIT.
23.) Southpark - Yawn.
24.) Ubersite -
Where have all the good Jews gone? Every single one of you, including me but excluding TTOM, sucks. We, collectively, (but excluding TTOM) should be ashamed of ourselves. I know I am.
25.) Butsecks -
For one, poop. For two, ouch. For three, poop again. Why go for the stink when there's never been anything wrong with the pink? Riddle me THAT, buttman.
26.) Drama -
I don't care who said what, who did what or who did whom. Shut up. The intricacies of your life interest me in no way.
27.) Your Philosophy -
Yeah man. You're really deep. That's heavy. I never thought of it that way before, man. Whatever. SHUT YER FACE. What has been is what will be, and what has been done is what will be done; there is nothing new under the sun, you jackass.
28.) Smoking -
How long are you morlocks going to continue to huddle outside in the cold, sucking on your cancer sticks, getting wrinkles in your faces, high blood pressure and cardiac arrhythmias before you realize that you just aren't nearly as cool as you were when you were sneaking outside for a smoke at lunch in high school? It's bad for you, incredibly expensive and now it's officially out of style. There is no longer any justification for this activity. So stop it. Weakling. (Note: Herion is still awesome and a good way to loose weight.)
29.) Being Fat and Insane -
We, collectively, are looking at you, Jay Peg, Kaos King, Stabkill and Jay Peg.
30.) That Band You Like -
Man, they are either completely ripping off Black Sabbath, Queen, The Clash or Debbie Gibson. We, collectively, are WAY more hip than you because we know the bands that the bands you like are trying to sound like. That makes us, collectively, cooler than you. In case you couldn't figure that out on your own.
31.) Religious Intolerance of Gays -
In open and notorious defiance of point No. 23 above, butsecks is totally IN . . . if you are part of the religious right. Between the Catholic priests and the odd SuperChurch Minister here or there, it seems like the ONLY people on the religious right NOT reaming each other on a daily basis are the people paying the salaries of those who are and, sadly, listening to and BELIEVING the stuff the hypocrites preach.
32.) Kids With Cancer -
Don't ask us to care. Because we don't. Hell, at this point we probably CAN'T, but don't expect us to try just for you. You aren't special and neither is the little kid you think we should suddenly care about. We have a cell phone bill to worry about right now, asshole, where's your charity event for THAT, huh? What? Oh, now you're going to judge US because we think that OUR lives are more important that that of some snot nosed punk who is practically on death's door already. Nice. There's a good way to get a paycheck. If you really think that MY money could have saved that kid's life then YOU just signed the kid's death certificate, assface. How's that make you feel, Captain Charity?
33.) Doubting the Words of the Prophets -
One of the biggest trends we expect to see this season is Tinfoil Hats. That's right, conspiracy theories are hot, hot, hot and they are only going to get HOTTER as the temps get colder. But let's keep in mind people, that this isn't about the fact that THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE, it's about FASHION! Today, it doesn't matter if there is a lick of proof for your theory, what matters is how well you sell your commitment TO it. It may be hard trying to convince people that Pope Benedict is currently trying to create an unholy, undead, genetically enhanced, cloned and gay Fourth Reich in underground caverns beneath Vatican City (or maybe it won't be) but DON'T PANIC, because anyone with a shred of fashion sense won't bother to check your sources. Instead they will pass your theory along as their own and then cite YOU as a "credible source." If you play your cards right, this could even translate into VALUABLE MYSPACE FRIENDSHIP!
34.) Trying To Be Extraordinary In Any Way -
What's that you say? You want to demonstrate leadership in your workplace? You want to excel at some sport? You want to do something for your community? I'm sorry. These faux pas are simply not going to work for you this season. The way it works is, if you try to do anything, anything at all besides merely existing and wallowing in quiet desperation, you will be TRYING TOO HARD. Trying anything means that you WANT something, and if you want something that probably means that you need SOMEONE to let you have it. From a purely statistical point of view, if you need something from someone, odds are it's going to be one of us, collectively; so, you're shit out of luck buddy, because, well, as we mentioned before, you're trying too hard. There is no bigger turn-off than the blatant admission of imperfection that is "trying." If you wanted to achieve some goal, you should have just been born perfect. That's what we, collectively, did. And look at how magnificent we are.
35.) Your Mom - Even though she's out, I was in her last night. ZZZing!
And on that note, goodnight ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming. Just a reminder that the 10:00 show is completely different than the 2:30 show and I'll be here all week.
You folks have been a wonderful crowd and I want you all to make sure to make it home safely. So make sure you all pick a designated driver if you haven't already.
I'd also like to take this opportunity to remind you that the brunch buffet is currently being served over at the Gluttony Gulch Buffet and our Maître de tells me that the tilapia gumbo is particularly spicy today.
Thank you again ladies and gentlemen and happy holidays to you too, in case we don't meet again until the New Year.
EMERGENCY ADDENDUM No. 1 TO 2006 LIST OF THINGS THAT WE, COLLECTIVELY, ARE, OR SHOULD BE, OVER.
35) Pretending To Be Some Sort of Lounge Singer at the End of His/Her Set -
Are you kidding us, collectively, with that shit? Oh, holy night was that lame. And besides, you forgot to say something like, "Remember to tip your waitress."
Loser.
User Reviews
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-04 02:26:26 EDT (#)
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funny
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-11-30 19:14:28 EST (#)
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All I know is that no one from Uber is ever going to think about firefly the same way again.
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-17 16:40:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-17 16:04:24 (#)
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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:24:21 (#)
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You know, there's really not any poo involved in anal sex, any time I hear someone say things like that my conclusion is "You've never done it".
There is if you want there to be.
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i cant decide whether to run to the bathroom and throw up, or to jizz in my pants a little. a camwhore link would be the deciding factor. thanks in advance, lisa...
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-11-17 16:27:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-11-17 05:05:55 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:31:54 (#)
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i laughed
then i laughed a bit more.
then i wondered if the post was ever going to end
then i chastised myself for my horribly short attention span, put my mind back to the task at hand and laughed at the last few bits
then i rated the post
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I hit the back button on my browser three times during this post. I can read a book for hours without getting up to piss, and then reading for hours more, realizing then that it's the morning and I never went to sleep, but if a post on ubersite is longer than two paragraphs I struggle to fight through it.
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Me too.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-17 16:04:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:24:21 (#)
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You know, there's really not any poo involved in anal sex, any time I hear someone say things like that my conclusion is "You've never done it".
There is if you want there to be.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:24:21 EST (#)
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You know, there's really not any poo involved in anal sex, any time I hear someone say things like that my conclusion is "You've never done it".
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-17 11:15:12 EST (#)
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25.) Butsecks -
For one, poop. For two, ouch. For three, poop again. Why go for the stink when there's never been anything wrong with the pink? Riddle me THAT, buttman.
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When the river is red
take the dirt road instead.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-17 11:10:00 EST (#)
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you had me at "RainBorg "
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-17 09:10:26 EST (#)
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Excuse me for one moment...
I abhor list posts. They make me throw up in my mouth a little.
*WEEPS*
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-11-17 09:01:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:31:54 (#)
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i laughed
then i laughed a bit more.
then i wondered if the post was ever going to end
then i chastised myself for my horribly short attention span, put my mind back to the task at hand and laughed at the last few bits
then i rated the post
and now here we are
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-11-17 08:56:50 EST (#)
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You forgot to mention 24, very likely the best show ever. Udder 'den 'dat, this was really good.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-11-17 05:05:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:31:54 (#)
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i laughed
then i laughed a bit more.
then i wondered if the post was ever going to end
then i chastised myself for my horribly short attention span, put my mind back to the task at hand and laughed at the last few bits
then i rated the post
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I hit the back button on my browser three times during this post. I can read a book for hours without getting up to piss, and then reading for hours more, realizing then that it's the morning and I never went to sleep, but if a post on ubersite is longer than two paragraphs I struggle to fight through it.
I have actually read three posts all the way through tonight. THREE!!!
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-11-16 23:09:32 EST (#)
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"5.) Movies in General -
Honestly, what was the last movie that came out where you were EXCITED to go see it? Where there was some sort of grand spectacle to it all? Lord of the Rings, maybe? Titanic? How long ago was that?"
Soon, man. Soon.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462322/
Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2006-11-16 22:34:43 EST (#)
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i enjoyed that. thank you
Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-11-16 20:43:55 EST (#)
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sucked
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-11-16 20:24:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by thesushiking (user info) at 2006-11-16 20:16:03 EST (#)
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this was funny at times.
your taste is that of a misguided 13 year old though.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-11-16 19:11:13 EST (#)
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2.) Rectangular rimmed spectacles. -
They made you look smarter two years ago. Now they make you look just like every other soccer mom or dad in the parking lot.
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You have no idea how many dickheads are still walking around San Francisco wearing those things. Jesus Christ.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-16 18:44:02 EST (#)
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Who the fuck is Vince Vagne??
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-16 18:24:56 EST (#)
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Sigh, another list I didn't make.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-16 18:11:17 EST (#)
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I never knew that throwing up was from dodgeball
Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2006-11-16 17:44:18 EST (#)
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Other than those three this was all right.
Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2006-11-16 17:43:40 EST (#)
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4.) "Throwing Up In Your Mouth a Little Bit" -
Look, Dodgeball was a great movie. Nobody doesn't like Vince Vagne, right? And sure, that blonde bi-sexual lawyer chick was really, really, super, smoking hot. Great. But as great as that movie was, this is the only line anyone ever quotes from it (possibly because opportunities to use "If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball" or "I don't have to drink my own urine but it's sanitary and I like the taste" just don't come up in conversation quite as often). But unless and until you're going to give proper credit to this truly great movie, you using this line is simply taking advantage of its relative obscurity to make yourself appear more clever than you really are.
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I hear "Fuckin' Chuck Norris" more than anything else
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5.) Movies in General -
Honestly, what was the last movie that came out where you were EXCITED to go see it? Where there was some sort of grand spectacle to it all? Lord of the Rings, maybe? Titanic? How long ago was that?
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300, Pirates, and The Departed to name the first few that came to my head
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6.) Television -
I think Bruce Springsteen once wrote a song about some crazy number of channels and nothing being on. The man was right, which makes it too bad that we, collectively, are and have been "over" "the Boss" since he had Courtney Cox Arquette dancing in that one video where it was all dark and stuff. I would still bang Courtney Cox Arquette however. Okay, okay, the Office, Scrubs and Arrested Development were good, but THAT IS ALL. Other than those three there is nothing good on TV, ever.
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Before this season I would have agreed with you, but now there's Heroes, Studio 60, House, 3lbs (just premiered the other day and it was pretty good), even Battlestar Galactica has caught my eye.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-11-16 17:37:08 EST (#)
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started strong
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-11-16 17:13:56 EST (#)
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There's some truth here, but other things I think you're way off base about. No. 6 for example, nothing good on TV? Between House, Boston Legal, and a couple other shows, I think there's some better stuff on now than in recent years.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-16 17:10:23 EST (#)
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he didnt enjoy your jew reference
prolly insulted because hes still around.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-11-16 17:02:00 EST (#)
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1.5
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-11-16 17:01:50 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:59:06 EST (#)
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This list was very enjoyable.
Submitted by Mephisto (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:58:06 EST (#)
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Collectively: a word now devoid of meaning
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:51:12 EST (#)
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pretending to be lounge singers - there IS far too much of that
Submitted by Void_Where_Prohibited (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:49:57 EST (#)
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Enjoyed it.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:46:02 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:33:02 EST (#)
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Remember that time we kissed under the bridge out on Old Callahan Road?
This made me feel just like that time.
P.S. Call me
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:31:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i laughed
then i laughed a bit more.
then i wondered if the post was ever going to end
then i chastised myself for my horribly short attention span, put my mind back to the task at hand and laughed at the last few bits
then i rated the post
and now here we are
Submitted by MadameDestrukt (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:30:29 EST (#)
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Buying new glasses this weekend I told the sales girl right off the bat that I did not like the rectangular frames. After 5 no's in a row without touching them I finally tried on a pair just to appease her, they of course looked like shit. She didn't seem to think so and I was forced to make the spoiled 6 year old who's just been told she doesn't get any pudding if she doesn't eat her meat face. A few more times she reached for rectangular monstrosities and I had to stop her with a snotty stamping of my foot and pissy "ugh" noise. If she'd just listened to me in the first place...
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:29:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:21:06 (#)
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Scratch that. That should have read "Rectangular rimmed spectacles.
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No. They are sort of an oval/almond shape. I got them while I was stationed in Japan, which explains the slightly strange shape. However, rectangular-rimmed glasses have been at least marginally "stylish" since after World War One. It's not the glasses you should be bitching about, it's the people that think that wearing them makes them look "unique" and "trendy" that are the real issue here.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:27:48 EST (#)
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awesome
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:24:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:21:06 (#)
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Scratch that. That should have read "Rectangular rimmed spectacles."
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"rimmed"
*Peter Griffin laugh*
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:21:06 EST (#)
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Scratch that. That should have read "Rectangular rimmed spectacles."
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:20:17 EST (#)
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I'm sorry. I was overly harsh because I myself am fat and insane.
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:19:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:12:25 (#)
Ranking: -1
You come off as a petulant, whiny little bitch. I had always thought you were a woman, which would explain that, but you typed "MR Cadrach" in the subject line. Anyway, you know what I'm "over"? People that complain about everything. Everything. You hate everything. You must have a rough life.
If memory serves, you wear wire-rimmed spectacles.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:19:10 EST (#)
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Okay, okay, the Office, Scrubs and Arrested Development were good, but THAT IS ALL. Other than those three there is nothing good on TV, ever.
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im with you on that. although Heroes is quite interesting, since arrested development was cancelled, tv has been a bore.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:16:43 EST (#)
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haha, both funny and on the money (for the most part)...
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:15:34 EST (#)
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i enjoyed this
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:12:25 EST (#)
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You come off as a petulant, whiny little bitch. I had always thought you were a woman, which would explain that, but you typed "MR Cadrach" in the subject line. Anyway, you know what I'm "over"? People that complain about everything. Everything. You hate everything. You must have a rough life.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-16 16:09:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome