Men (drunken stream of thought) +camwhore (2473 hits)
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Submitted by Madame Destrukt (View user info) at 2006-11-17 02:20:43 EST
Okay, I know you'll sweet talk us to get us in to bed. If you think we're quality poontang you'll drop some cash on a good meal and some nice liquor. If you're lucky it takes one date, if not, a few, you already know if you just want to bang us or if you actually want to talk to us later. So establish some fucking rules and stick to them.
If we're just a toy, don't treat us like you care. As soon as you're done, or sober enough, get the fuck out (or kick us out, if we're sober). Sex is sex, it happens. Holding us and cuddling us all night, kissing the back of our necks when we roll over, whispering sweet nothings ending with pet names into our ear, that gives us the wrong idea.
Some other things that are bad are: trying to give us copies of your house keys after a crazy sex romp weekend. Taking us to meet your parents the next day. Telling us dark secrets that could do as little as make you quit your job if we told a co-worker, to as big as getting you put away for a few (or 25) years.
If I'm to be a casual fuck, I don't want in that far. Why do you want me in that far? If in a few weeks I start acting like a girlfriend, where do you think you get to come from with "I'm still in love with my ex", or "I'm not ready for a relationship right now".
I have a decent full time job, I have my own friends and social network. I get up to leave when it's getting late and only stay because you ask me to. Did you just hear that? YOU asked ME to stay. I put out earlier, it's not like you should have a killer case of blue balls. But we have sex again, and here comes my most loathed part, you tell me how I'm better than the ex at something.
Better looking, better in bed, a better cook, more intelligent, more affectionate, more laid back, more sane, less jealous, less needy, less demanding. I'm sucked in at that point, I can see, or think I can see, whatever it is that you've been missing for so long. And I give it. And you take it. Take it like it's breathing life back into your soul.
And you grow stronger. Strong enough to go back after that ex, go for that new job, go for whatever thing it was in life that you couldn't go for before. And as soon as you've got it in reaching grasp, I'm out the door. Thanks for letting me be your emotional wheelchair, you're emotional fucking bus stop.
Well, this started out more specific to somewhat recent events, but I seem to have done various versions of it since my very first boyfriend. We only dated 5 days in highschool before I broke up with him because he was too needy (see, I was smart once), and who do you think was the first person he contacted 12 years later when he moved back to Cali after his divorce?
When you run into an ex it's natural to try to make your life seem as interesting and as fulfilling as you can to them. If you're glad the realtionship ended you do it to show how better off you are without them, if you want them back, you do it to show them what they're missing out on. If you tell them how much your life sucks, then you're just looking for pity and ass.
The jackass fucking with my emotions currently expressed a sentiment the other day that might have some truth to it. When you show some one that you really care about them, no matter what, it's human nature for them to run away. Having that much faith or trust, is just beyond most of us.
Yeah, I'm a little bitter at the moment.
On paper, verbally, via text message, whatever, I've never had a guy tell me there is anything really wrong with me. A few bastards have said I need to lose some weight, but that's beside the point, just wanted to be honest. I've had so few accusations of typical female wrong doing thrown at me that I wonder if I should pretend to be a vociferous bitch on occasion.
I've been thru hard break ups, but never ugly ones. Thanked for the time we had been together, but abandoned for whatever star has caught their eye. Left wondering why without being bad, why I wasn't good enough.
Was there a book published 10 years ago that sold out a break up secret, and I've always found the men who've read it? Most of my friends are men and they talk about their soon to be and past exes like evil/psychotic/golddigging bitches. Do men not use any of those words during the break up? Am I seen as one of those and don't know it?
Another odd thing is them calling me an angel. Not just dropping it like sweetheart or hun at the end of sentence, but expressing that I've been like an angel to their lives. I've openly or covertly kept track of them, and from what I can see, they're more reasonably happy and successful than most people I know. And if you knew where some of them started...
But I'm done. I never asked to be a martyr. I am happy for them. But if I'm an angel, I'm ready to cut off my wings.
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-01 18:15:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i do think you're cute, though
Submitted by MadameDestrukt (user info) at 2006-11-22 03:32:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-20 12:26:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
anybody ever tell you you look EXACTLY like http://online.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/janeane-garofalo1.jpg ?
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I've been told I look like her a few times. I don't find her unatractive, but it still bothers me.
Submitted by ugoat (user info) at 2006-11-21 08:02:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nice cleavage.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-11-20 18:44:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Chubby, but not fat.
Nice tits, though I'd guess they pancake a little bit. Still above average.
Looks desperate.
You busy tommorow?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-20 15:32:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by IntangibleHands (user info) at 2006-11-20 15:11:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-17 14:52:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
Why are you bitching and moaning... You're obviously a poor judge of character and you make terrible choices in mates. Congratulations - the person to blame is the one staring you in the mirror.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-20 12:26:00 EST (#)
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anybody ever tell you you look EXACTLY like http://online.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/janeane-garofalo1.jpg ?
Submitted by Biotch (user info) at 2006-11-20 08:46:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-18 03:28:24 (#)
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Submitted by Biotch (user info) at 2006-11-17 11:38:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Can't just go delete one nights drunken mistake.... much like life..."
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Oh how do I know this all too well. I hate the feeling the very next morning where I say "oh God, what did I do last night>>"
....wanna go for a few drinks?
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It's funny what Malibu & Coke can do when had in excess. Malibu will never steer you wrong... until you wake up the next morning!!
Submitted by Hobocore (user info) at 2006-11-19 20:45:15 EST (#)
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I'd do ya, and let you stay in the morning.
To cook me breakfast, anyway.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:08:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Boys are icky.
Submitted by MadameDestrukt (user info) at 2006-11-19 15:17:39 EST (#)
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I'm really enjoying the difference between the responses of men and women to this. This was a completely self indulgent piece of clap trap blogging that would be more fitting to livejournal or even myspace. Although it was not actually uber worthy, I posted it here anyway because of the honesty factor.
Some of the comments have reassured me, some have hurt me. Most of them make me think. And that's why I wailaid you with this crap. Thanks all.
I find it very entertaining that Laika feels I misinterpreted my own post. There are things about myself that I don't or won't acknowledge, and maybe she (he?) was just trying to say I'm not being honest with myself. Yet I think they just weren't paying attention. Sometimes I need to be called a dumb bitch on the internet. Very few friends are good enough to tell you when you're being stupid.
I'll stop now.
Submitted by starjem (user info) at 2006-11-19 15:09:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You rock, girl! It may lack a certain grammatical finesse, but you said it yourself, can't always write to the best of your ability when posting drunk! Said with utter sincerity and I certainly know how you feel.
Livin' the same life...
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-19 14:57:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by goodontoast (user info) at 2006-11-19 14:48:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yet another reason I sincerely wish I was a lesbian. +2 for basically putting into words my thoughts on relationships and men.
Word to the wise: never invite them to your place, they won't get the hell out when you're done with them.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-11-19 09:22:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you shouldn't like jerks if you don't want to get hurt.
-cest la vie
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-19 00:47:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked you before I read this but I still do anyway.
LETS PARTY
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-11-18 22:51:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-17 22:25:54 (#)
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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-11-17 06:59:31 (#)
Ranking: 1
Women. Can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em.
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Posts in which Bigmike kills women: 335
One post was about 'Fat being the new black' and had no maiming, much to my disappointment.
Hypocrite
Haha.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-11-18 22:51:35 EST (#)
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Your top is too small. There's mega "fresh baked bread" going on.
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2006-11-18 21:55:25 EST (#)
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I know either you, or someone who looks 100% like you...
Ever had issues with people touching your back?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-11-18 20:15:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hmmm...
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-11-18 19:11:35 EST (#)
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That man's sideburns look like the front of a Megathron.
OMG GEEK.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-11-18 04:45:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm really glad there will never be anybody prettier than me. What a hassle that would be.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-18 03:28:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Biotch (user info) at 2006-11-17 11:38:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Can't just go delete one nights drunken mistake.... much like life..."
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Oh how do I know this all too well. I hate the feeling the very next morning where I say "oh God, what did I do last night>>"
....wanna go for a few drinks?
Submitted by laika (user info) at 2006-11-18 03:11:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-17 22:15:29 (#)
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i sit here on a friday (i could be wrong on that) doing laundry, avoiding drinking and barhopping, a concert, coffee, a movie and in general a social life all because i'm thinking what this post said and have been for several days/weeks now.
all i can come up with is... there will always be something prettier, and it will always win.
There will also always be someone smarter, harder-working, funnier, luckier, and better than you in any number of nontrivial and trivial ways. But this theoretical person definitely does not always win, or even some of the time. In the relationship/love game there are millions of potential people you can win with. The few perfect people among us can only take a handful of others away from us. For the vast majority of people the game is definitely winnable, as long as you dont willfully sabotage your chances or expect more than anyone can possibly deliver.
If like Madame Destrukt you want to wildly misinterpret this post, feel free. I actually think it's amusing to be called a dumb bitch by internet strangers.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-17 22:25:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-11-17 06:59:31 (#)
Ranking: 1
Women. Can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em.
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Posts in which Bigmike kills women: 335
One post was about 'Fat being the new black' and had no maiming, much to my disappointment.
Hypocrite
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-17 22:17:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Tits. Big whoop. All womenpast puberty have them.
You made yourself look like a cunt by posting with the former roommate who looks like a fucking metalhead faggot...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-17 22:15:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i sit here on a friday (i could be wrong on that) doing laundry, avoiding drinking and barhopping, a concert, coffee, a movie and in general a social life all because i'm thinking what this post said and have been for several days/weeks now.
all i can come up with is... there will always be something prettier, and it will always win.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2006-11-17 21:54:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-17 21:45:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Bajublies
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I love me some cleavage!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-17 21:45:49 EST (#)
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+2 Bajublies
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2006-11-17 21:40:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-11-17 10:29:32 (#)
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You need to find yourself a nice Jewish boy.
Fo realz tho, here's the straight dope:
You are wearing a corset in that picture. This means if you aren't wallowing in it, you are dancing on the edge of emo/gothdom. This, by itself, is indicative of some sort of emotional issue or issues.
But from a more practical perspective, one can also deduce from this that you HANG OUT with other emo/goth folk and therefore your dating pool will be made up of other members of this sub-species (i.e. emotionally damaged goods).
You want a guy to treat you nicely? Start dating "nice" guys. But you won't because they're BORING and those bad, maladjusted, naughty BAD BOYS are so much sexier and what's more, YOU (and only you) can FIX them! You get to have your cake and eat it too.
That's your problem right there. Well, part of it.
You ARE a martyr. Your every action says, "walk all over me." Look at your responses here. You've ingrained the thought that "he's going to have wants and needs outside of our relationship" into your very core and then you act surprised when the prediction comes true.
And then there's the fact that you're only 26. Which means that the men you date probably are in that area too. Way too immature
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I have found to, that bad boys aren't a challenge. Women, as well as men, want a challenge. So as a good guy, the only way to win, is to figure out what it is the girl sitting across from you is trying to pull out of you, and don't give it to her until she's earned it.
That's my current theory anyway.
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2006-11-17 21:38:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-11-17 09:30:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
I like this.
My advice to you is that you are only as good as you make yourself out to be. If you give it up the first night and/or you don't show that you care about yourself then how can you expect a guy to really care about you? It just seems to me that you're not the best judge of character. If that's so, then take more time to get to know the person and you'll have a better chance to judge their true intentions.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-17 17:53:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If you can somehow wipe the stink of that loser that's leaning on you OFF of you, I'll let you blow me until I douse your tits in man-batter.
That's my final offer.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-17 17:28:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by darkspoon (user info) at 2006-11-17 17:24:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well written and you have a cute smile.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-17 16:27:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Men: I don't understand them, but I sure do love them.
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-17 16:23:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-17 16:10:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
BLAAAAAAAAAAAARF
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look man, i'm trying to get my balls licked here...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-17 16:10:59 EST (#)
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BLAAAAAAAAAAAARF
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-17 16:01:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sympathy +2
you're really cute, and you look like a nice girl. hold out for something better. thats all i have to say.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-11-17 15:54:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-17 05:25:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
astro-physicists??
I've never met an interesting astro-physicist. In fact, I've never spoken to one I didn't find myself wanting to maim.
I am assured that there are interesting astro-physicists - i just have never experienced it.
Ye gods. They're such utter boring bastards.
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That's because anyone who calls themselves an astrophysicist is either pompous or doesn't want to talk to you for some reason. If we REALLY don't want to talk to you, we'll self-identify as physicists. If you're at all interesting, or a cute female, then you get the friendly astronomer.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-11-17 15:52:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2006-10-26 17:48:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry to hear that. The only common factor in all of your dissatisying relationships is you.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-17 15:36:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you for having the courtesy of keeping your mountainous mammaries covered, but I have to ask you, why are you posing with a Lebanese eunuch?
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-17 14:52:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why are you bitching and moaning... You're obviously a poor judge of character and you make terrible choices in mates. Congratulations - the person to blame is the one staring you in the mirror.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-17 14:49:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
eh
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:47:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It annoys me when people start sentences or entire posts with "Okay,...". That, and "So,...". But, you have nice big tits so you get a +1.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:43:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:10:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-17 09:40:04 (#)
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-17 08:07:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
this might be the first self-indulgent relationship-oriented post i've actually found decent.
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And I, for one, LOVE that look in your eyes..."
that too. didn't want to be rude, though.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:06:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
YOURE FAT YOURE FUCKING FAT
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:00:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
THERE IS NO COFFEE IN VANCOUVER PEOPLE!
IT HAS RAINED SO MUCH THE WATER TABLE IS CONTAMINATED!
I REPEAT! I REPEAT!
THERE IS NO COFFE IN VANCOUVER - STARBUCKS, TIMMY'S, ETC ARE CLOSED!
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-11-17 12:55:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This sucked! If you hadn't camwhored, this post would have been a -1.2 on 10 reviews with 200 hits.
Grow up! You're 26 and just now figuring out that people tell you what they think you want to hear? And they sometimes lie by doing so? Gasp! Alert CNN. Not to mention that it seems you do pretty much the same thing.
"I want a man who likes what he does for a living and is glad to come home to his "lady in the ballroom, whore in the bedroom" wife."
Your earlier posts were so much better than this drivel.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2006-11-17 12:20:02 EST (#)
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well, based on the picture, it looks like you have shitty taste in men.
that could explain it.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-17 12:13:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-11-17 10:40:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
I think you missed her point. From reading this it sounds like you make yourself too available. Nothing wrong with booty calls and physical relationships, but you make it out like you go over when the guy wants, you leave when they guy wants, you be what the guy wants you to be. That is great for a slam piece and the guy might even think he is falling for the slam piece but guys will always get sick of the girl who always does what they want.
Maybe I got the wrong impression from your post. I don't think you fall madly in love and do things to get guys but to me it reads like you are a girl who never asks too much and never requires and never has her own agenda which gets a little old.
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Wisdom. Heed it.
MadameDestrukt: This is a good post, and I applaud you for writing coherently while drunk. However, you sound like all my female friends who annoy me with their man problems. They keep making the same mistakes over and over, and act suprised every time.
I think what Laika was trying to say was focus on yourself, your goals, and what makes you happy, and quit selling yourself short with these assholes. That was my interpretation of her statement, and it's the same advice I keep giving to my female friends. They don't take my advice; they'd rather fall into toxic relationship after toxic relationship because they are addicted to drama. They confuse it with "passion" and "romance."
All apologies if that does not apply to you. If it does, I suggest taking a step back and giving yourself room to breath. I doubt you deserve to be treated the way you describe, but the pattern can't break itself.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-11-17 12:02:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good stuff.
Submitted by Biotch (user info) at 2006-11-17 11:38:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Can't just go delete one nights drunken mistake.... much like life..."
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Oh how do I know this all too well. I hate the feeling the very next morning where I say "oh God, what did I do last night>>"
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-17 11:00:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i didnt read this but +1 because i bet you give good head.
floppy titties = rlz
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-11-17 10:44:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-11-17 10:29:32 (#)
Ranking: 1
But from a more practical perspective, one can also deduce from this that you HANG OUT with other emo/goth folk and therefore your dating pool will be made up of other members of this sub-species (i.e. emotionally damaged goods).
You want a guy to treat you nicely? Start dating "nice" guys. But you won't because they're BORING and those bad, maladjusted, naughty BAD BOYS are so much sexier and what's more, YOU (and only you) can FIX them! You get to have your cake and eat it too.
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I meant to rate before, I normally hate shit like this, but this one was ok.
I have never met an "emo/goth" guy who could be defined as a bad boy. People who cut themselves, wallow in their "dark" misery, write poems about their pain tend to be crybabies without the balls to do something about their problems.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-11-17 10:41:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Every try fucking dogs or horses instead?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-11-17 10:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MadameDestrukt (user info) at 2006-11-17 05:12:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by laika (user info) at 2006-11-17 04:00:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
If you are wondering why so many guys leave you, then maybe you already answered it yourself-
"but abandoned for whatever star has caught their eye". So why dont you work harder at being the star rather than the person(martyr?) who helps someone else find their star?
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Are you fucking serious? How fucking selfish is that? Are you 15 and illegally married to a strip joint owner?
Or are you some dumb bitch that wants to be supported by her husband her whole life?
Men, AND women, have mental and physical urges that need to be fulfilled outside of each other. That's why the lucky of us find careers, or even just jobs, that make us happy. I don't give a shit if he's a mechanic or an astro-physicist, but I want a man who likes what he does for a living and is glad to come home to his "lady in the ballroom, whore in the bedroom" wife.
I don't know why everyone thinks love is supposed to be like two gummy bears melted together. You don't have to be part of everyting your lover does. Understand what you can, and respect what you can't (presuming it's actually respectable). Have your own friends, have your own sports.
Work harder at being the star, you tell me. Fractured as I am, I don't see any reason not to be me. Honesty can breed intamacy. Hasn't worked out for me yet, but I won't give up.
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I think you missed her point. From reading this it sounds like you make yourself too available. Nothing wrong with booty calls and physical relationships, but you make it out like you go over when the guy wants, you leave when they guy wants, you be what the guy wants you to be. That is great for a slam piece and the guy might even think he is falling for the slam piece but guys will always get sick of the girl who always does what they want.
Maybe I got the wrong impression from your post. I don't think you fall madly in love and do things to get guys but to me it reads like you are a girl who never asks too much and never requires and never has her own agenda which gets a little old.
Why are guys who say you need to lose weight bastards? Call me shallow, but I think it is honest. There are girls I would hook up with (especially while drunk) but would never date strictly for physical reasons, why are they bastards if they admit is a weight issue?
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-11-17 10:29:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You need to find yourself a nice Jewish boy.
Fo realz tho, here's the straight dope:
You are wearing a corset in that picture. This means if you aren't wallowing in it, you are dancing on the edge of emo/gothdom. This, by itself, is indicative of some sort of emotional issue or issues.
But from a more practical perspective, one can also deduce from this that you HANG OUT with other emo/goth folk and therefore your dating pool will be made up of other members of this sub-species (i.e. emotionally damaged goods).
You want a guy to treat you nicely? Start dating "nice" guys. But you won't because they're BORING and those bad, maladjusted, naughty BAD BOYS are so much sexier and what's more, YOU (and only you) can FIX them! You get to have your cake and eat it too.
That's your problem right there. Well, part of it.
You ARE a martyr. Your every action says, "walk all over me." Look at your responses here. You've ingrained the thought that "he's going to have wants and needs outside of our relationship" into your very core and then you act surprised when the prediction comes true.
And then there's the fact that you're only 26. Which means that the men you date probably are in that area too. Way too immature.
Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2006-11-17 10:13:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the lovely insight into why I'm such a loser,
+2 for the exceptional boobage.
-2 for befriending The Rock.... or that guy form Stargate SG-1, the one with the toffee wrapper stuck to his forehead, you know the one.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-17 10:11:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-11-17 09:18:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Magnificent. Every gal should post drunk from now on.
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Particularly if their camwhores involve fair breasts pouring out from their tops.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-11-17 09:59:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn good post.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-17 09:40:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-17 08:07:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
this might be the first self-indulgent relationship-oriented post i've actually found decent.
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And I, for one, LOVE that look in your eyes...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-17 09:31:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh hell yes.
The title prepared me for throwing out a -2, but this is a fantastic rant- bitter and articulate and honest and very stream of consciousness. I enjoyed reading it, and I hope it felt good for you to say it.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-11-17 09:30:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like this.
My advice to you is that you are only as good as you make yourself out to be. If you give it up the first night and/or you don't show that you care about yourself then how can you expect a guy to really care about you? It just seems to me that you're not the best judge of character. If that's so, then take more time to get to know the person and you'll have a better chance to judge their true intentions.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2006-11-17 09:26:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You think too much.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-11-17 09:18:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Magnificent. Every gal should post drunk from now on.
Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-11-17 09:08:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you are a very good looking woman, take no notice to what these assholes say.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-11-17 09:07:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
here's a +1 cause of the nice camwhore. I'll read this more thoroughly later.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-11-17 08:57:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-17 08:55:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yep, I believe it would take a boy with sideburns like that and a fucked up piercing to do that.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-17 08:49:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
MOOOOOOOOOOO!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-17 08:07:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this might be the first self-indulgent relationship-oriented post i've actually found decent. i think you know what you're looking for, but it sounds like you don't know how to turn a good thing down simply because it's not good enough. which is a perfectly reasonable action.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-17 07:45:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, I like the tits but I'm afraid you'd have to dump DJ Silky Wiggerboy if you care to blow me.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-17 07:41:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah - the robot has an old Pentium chip with rounding errors! danger danger floating point warning!
Submitted by MadameDestrukt (user info) at 2006-11-17 07:09:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
he's annoyed me too. I really didn't see what you were referencing there.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-17 07:00:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95851#2228141
read 'em yourself tits magee. And if you're gonna round up by 50% I'm gonna round down by 50 - I'll be like 20.
I've no idea what the rest of that review meant, but 10 bucks says that guy in the pic who reminds me of the office homo in Independence Day has sculptured sideburns to compensate for his going bald.
I'm still rating the post, but you're starting to annoy me.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-17 07:00:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95851#2228141
read 'em yourself tits magee. And if you're gonna round up by 50% I'm gonna round down by 50 - I'll be like 20.
I've no idea what the rest of that review meant, but 10 bucks says that guy in the pic who reminds me of the office homo in Independence Day has sculptured sideburns to compensate for his going bald.
I'm still rating the post, but you're starting to annoy me.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-11-17 06:59:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Women. Can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em.
I liked this passage though:
"If we're just a toy, don't treat us like you care. As soon as you're done, or sober enough, get the fuck out (or kick us out, if we're sober). Sex is sex, it happens. Holding us and cuddling us all night, kissing the back of our necks when we roll over, whispering sweet nothings ending with pet names into our ear, that gives us the wrong idea."
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-17 06:50:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was just about to ask where you were from - then had another look at his eyebrows. Gotta be a yank.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-17 06:47:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Maybe you should wonder why it was by breasts you noticed instead of the look on my face...."
.... my guess is the overpour of cleavage
...just saying
Submitted by MadameDestrukt (user info) at 2006-11-17 06:42:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
DR-
Read the goddamn comments you lazy bastard, the camwhore was a camwhore, completely independent of the rant.
If you meant the relationship I referred to, it was only about 2.5 years, I round up, it's easier. I have no problem admiting my fiction, I know very little of it is here, but I think it has a noticably different voice.
I chose that picture because of the look in my eyes. I found it fitting. If my only intention was to make people think I was hot, or to show off my boobs, I have much better pics for both. Maybe you should wonder why it was by breasts you noticed instead of the look on my face....
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-17 06:17:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MadameDestrukt (user info) at 2006-11-17 06:08:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
AsshOly- I didn't specifically address those issues. I do want to be found desireable.
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Then put your tits away. Good grief - five years apart and three years together "before". How old were you, at best 17? And even that's a long shot. I'm still rating the post, but now you're waffling. Grow the fuck up.
Submitted by shinebox (user info) at 2006-11-17 06:31:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by MadameDestrukt (user info) at 2006-11-17 06:29:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
do I need to repeat that the guy in the picture is my former roommate, not on of the guys I'm bitching about...
Submitted by MadameDestrukt (user info) at 2006-11-17 06:25:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm 26 in that picture. I realise I act and emote like a teenager. Didn't have the opportunity to then, and am sadly doing things quite out of order. Believe me when I wish I had my life together now the way I did when I was 20.
I was born 5/25/79. Choose to believe it or not. I say it is true. And I've *so* not lived up to it.
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-17 06:17:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MadameDestrukt (user info) at 2006-11-17 06:08:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
AsshOly- I didn't specifically address those issues. I do want to be found desireable.
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Then put your tits away. Good grief - five years apart and three years together "before". How old were you, at best 17? And even that's a long shot. I'm still rating the post, but now you're waffling. Grow the fuck up.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-11-17 06:20:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
meep
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-17 06:17:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MadameDestrukt (user info) at 2006-11-17 06:08:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
AsshOly- I didn't specifically address those issues. I do want to be found desireable.
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Then put your tits away. Good grief - five years apart and three years together "before". How old were you, at best 17? And even that's a long shot. I'm still rating the post, but now you're waffling. Grow the fuck up.
Submitted by MadameDestrukt (user info) at 2006-11-17 06:08:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AsshOly- I didn't specifically address those issues. I do want to be found desireable. My "serious" exes did leave me for other people, and even when a guy I'm not interested in rejects me somehow, it does hurt me.
At a concert last year I ran into one of the 'serious' exes. 5 years apart, 3 together before. He actually hit on me. Then, he tried to hold me in the crowd. I moved his him away, even though it felt like a rememberance of home.
He never told me she was better, but obviously they didn't last, they only lasted a few months. And he gave me up for that....
OH YEAH!
GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL AND GET YOUR GOD DAMN ANKLE LOOKED AT!!!!!!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-11-17 05:37:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MadameDestrukt (user info) at 2006-11-17 05:12:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by laika (user info) at 2006-11-17 04:00:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
If you are wondering why so many guys leave you, then maybe you already answered it yourself-
"but abandoned for whatever star has caught their eye". So why dont you work harder at being the star rather than the person(martyr?) who helps someone else find their star?
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Are you fucking serious? How fucking selfish is that? Are you 15 and illegally married to a strip joint owner?
Or are you some dumb bitch that wants to be supported by her husband her whole life?
Men, AND women, have mental and physical urges that need to be fulfilled outside of each other. That's why the lucky of us find careers, or even just jobs, that make us happy. I don't give a shit if he's a mechanic or an astro-physicist, but I want a man who likes what he does for a living and is glad to come home to his "lady in the ballroom, whore in the bedroom" wife.
I don't know why everyone thinks love is supposed to be like two gummy bears melted together. You don't have to be part of everyting your lover does. Understand what you can, and respect what you can't (presuming it's actually respectable). Have your own friends, have your own sports.
Work harder at being the star, you tell me. Fractured as I am, I don't see any reason not to be me. Honesty can breed intamacy. Hasn't worked out for me yet, but I won't give up.
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But you're doing it right now. Tell me honestly that you don't try to be desirable? Tell me honestly that you feel nothing when a guy tells you he found somebody better?
I think I just severely fucked up my ankle. I tripped on a dog bone in the dark hallway on my way to the bathroom and twisted it. I am in an incredible amount of pain as I type this. I left my thoughts unfinished here but I dont particularly give a shit. Oh my Lord.
Submitted by HealthyCorpse (user info) at 2006-11-17 06:04:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is all very expressive and deep. I'm going to limit my input to 'great tits'.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-17 06:04:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Suck it up.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-11-17 05:37:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MadameDestrukt (user info) at 2006-11-17 05:12:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by laika (user info) at 2006-11-17 04:00:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
If you are wondering why so many guys leave you, then maybe you already answered it yourself-
"but abandoned for whatever star has caught their eye". So why dont you work harder at being the star rather than the person(martyr?) who helps someone else find their star?
_________________________________________________________________________
Are you fucking serious? How fucking selfish is that? Are you 15 and illegally married to a strip joint owner?
Or are you some dumb bitch that wants to be supported by her husband her whole life?
Men, AND women, have mental and physical urges that need to be fulfilled outside of each other. That's why the lucky of us find careers, or even just jobs, that make us happy. I don't give a shit if he's a mechanic or an astro-physicist, but I want a man who likes what he does for a living and is glad to come home to his "lady in the ballroom, whore in the bedroom" wife.
I don't know why everyone thinks love is supposed to be like two gummy bears melted together. You don't have to be part of everyting your lover does. Understand what you can, and respect what you can't (presuming it's actually respectable). Have your own friends, have your own sports.
Work harder at being the star, you tell me. Fractured as I am, I don't see any reason not to be me. Honesty can breed intamacy. Hasn't worked out for me yet, but I won't give up.
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But you're doing it right now. Tell me honestly that you don't try to be desirable? Tell me honestly that you feel nothing when a guy tells you he found somebody better?
I think I just severely fucked up my ankle. I tripped on a dog bone in the dark hallway on my way to the bathroom and twisted it. I am in an incredible amount of pain as I type this. I left my thoughts unfinished here but I dont particularly give a shit. Oh my Lord.
Submitted by MadameDestrukt (user info) at 2006-11-17 05:34:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-17 05:25:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
astro-physicists??
I've never met an interesting astro-physicist. In fact, I've never spoken to one I didn't find myself wanting to maim.
I am assured that there are interesting astro-physicists - i just have never experienced it.
Ye gods. They're such utter boring bastards.
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And they have an odd love for dusty Peeps. Sick bastards. I was just making examples....
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-17 05:25:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
astro-physicists??
I've never met an interesting astro-physicist. In fact, I've never spoken to one I didn't find myself wanting to maim.
I am assured that there are interesting astro-physicists - i just have never experienced it.
Ye gods. They're such utter boring bastards.
Submitted by MadameDestrukt (user info) at 2006-11-17 05:12:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by laika (user info) at 2006-11-17 04:00:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
If you are wondering why so many guys leave you, then maybe you already answered it yourself-
"but abandoned for whatever star has caught their eye". So why dont you work harder at being the star rather than the person(martyr?) who helps someone else find their star?
_________________________________________________________________________
Are you fucking serious? How fucking selfish is that? Are you 15 and illegally married to a strip joint owner?
Or are you some dumb bitch that wants to be supported by her husband her whole life?
Men, AND women, have mental and physical urges that need to be fulfilled outside of each other. That's why the lucky of us find careers, or even just jobs, that make us happy. I don't give a shit if he's a mechanic or an astro-physicist, but I want a man who likes what he does for a living and is glad to come home to his "lady in the ballroom, whore in the bedroom" wife.
I don't know why everyone thinks love is supposed to be like two gummy bears melted together. You don't have to be part of everyting your lover does. Understand what you can, and respect what you can't (presuming it's actually respectable). Have your own friends, have your own sports.
Work harder at being the star, you tell me. Fractured as I am, I don't see any reason not to be me. Honesty can breed intamacy. Hasn't worked out for me yet, but I won't give up.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-11-17 05:03:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very nice! Post and camwhore. I'd love to get in your pants.
I bet it's all warm and moist in there. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-17 04:35:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The robot is right about that guy's eyebrows. Creeee-py.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-17 04:27:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well composed, and your easy on the eyes
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-11-17 04:17:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This needs to stop getting reviews immeditately. This site only houses a finite amount of intelligence and it seems to all have been used up on this page.
PS - I like you.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-17 04:08:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MadameDestrukt (user info) at 2006-11-17 02:45:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you Lisa. That's me and my old roommate, not one of the guys discussed here. Yeah, he expressed a desire to get in my pants a few times, but never anything creepy, and has proven to be a lot better friend that I'm used to expecting. Or he could just still be trying to get in my pants...
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um, no. Wanting to wear your pants *is* creepy. Tell Priscilla Queen of the Penzance to grow his eyebrows like a man. What a stubble face.
Submitted by laika (user info) at 2006-11-17 04:00:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You seem intelligent and are good looking. Unless this isnt the whole story, you shouldnt be always having unsatisfying relationships. Is this just a random rant or are you actually asking us a question you want the answer to?
If you are wondering why so many guys leave you, then maybe you already answered it yourself-
"but abandoned for whatever star has caught their eye". So why dont you work harder at being the star rather than the person(martyr?) who helps someone else find their star?
Or, if it is the indecisiveness and inconsiderateness that bothers you, Im sure there are plenty of guys that do passably well in these areas you could focus on attracting instead.
Maybe you are one of the exceptions, but I think most people looking for advice already know what they need to change. So if none of this helps, just think things through and you can probably solve things on your own. Just dont do it while drunk.
Submitted by MadameDestrukt (user info) at 2006-11-17 03:48:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-17 03:41:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95268#2209810
Ooh I have.
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haha, yeah, welcome to me learning the hard way that this isn't just some bullshit blogging site. I have to live with what I put out here. Can't just go delete one nights drunken mistake.... much like life...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-17 03:41:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95268#2209810
Ooh I have.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-17 03:40:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've not read any of your stuff before. This was well written and interesting.
Submitted by MadameDestrukt (user info) at 2006-11-17 03:18:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Unlike many girls who go out in corsets, I actually have tits. And I am sitting on a barstool. Sitting in a corset just asks for mega boobage.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-17 02:55:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
this is an excellent piece of writing from the other side of the fence.
i dont really have much more to say than that, you pretty much covered everything that needed to be covered. always good to see a chick who knows how to express herself and has a realistic view of the world. it makes her way more hot than even those straining titties.
maybe the tits could do with a little less straining.
Submitted by MadameDestrukt (user info) at 2006-11-17 03:15:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The shadow on that pic gives me a jew nose.
*remembers passover*
Feasting and many bottles of Mogan David make me happy.
*almost wishes jew nose was real*
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-17 02:55:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is an excellent piece of writing from the other side of the fence.
i dont really have much more to say than that, you pretty much covered everything that needed to be covered. always good to see a chick who knows how to express herself and has a realistic view of the world. it makes her way more hot than even those straining titties.
maybe the tits could do with a little less straining.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-11-17 02:47:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait, why do I feel like a douche now? I'm fucking flawless. and one more thing...HAWT!
Submitted by MadameDestrukt (user info) at 2006-11-17 02:45:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you Lisa. That's me and my old roommate, not one of the guys discussed here. Yeah, he expressed a desire to get in my pants a few times, but never anything creepy, and has proven to be a lot better friend that I'm used to expecting. Or he could just still be trying to get in my pants...
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-17 02:36:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
I like honest, reflective rambling. You're completely gorgeous, and as you're also smart enough to formulate sentences, you should look for something better than a douchebag with a piece of metal through his septum.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-17 02:36:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like honest, reflective rambling. You're completely gorgeous, and as you're also smart enough to formulate sentences, you should look for something better than a douchebag with a piece of metal through his septum.